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TravelRe: Where Can I Relocate To Abroad With 2million Naira? by rickleye: 5:27pm On Aug 06, 2022
Skyview01:
Honestly my brother, i gave up when the country was still way better shape than it is now. UK was my first choice then because of proximity to home and the strength of the GBP but it was was more expensive to apply for. I was trying for the under UK HSMP.

I eventually settled for Alberta.
Nice oil city but some rednecks !!!
TravelRe: Where Can I Relocate To Abroad With 2million Naira? by rickleye: 5:07pm On Aug 06, 2022
Skyview01:
It's about which country you are qualified for.
I gave up on the country in 2009 and was determined to create an alternate citizenship for my family.
It involved lots of researches. I considered the following countries:

UK
Australia
New Zealand.
Canada
Denmark.

I printed hundreds of pages of information about these countries. Joined travel and immigration forums, lost 2000pounds to a fake school in UK and 3000usd to a fraudulent Canada consultant but I did not give up my dreams of getting out.
I settled on Canada eventually and it paid off after 3 years of waiting.
You have to visit the immigration websites on any country you decide on and read all the requirements for yourself.

Best of Luck.
He has to do his Job !!! Canada is still his best bet while the liberals are in power. If the Conservative get in immigration go hard o
TravelRe: Where Can I Relocate To Abroad With 2million Naira? by rickleye: 5:05pm On Aug 06, 2022
Skyview01:
It's about which country you are qualified for.
I gave up on the country in 2009 and was determined to create an alternate citizenship for my family.
It involved lots of researches. I considered the following countries:

UK
Australia
New Zealand.
Canada
Denmark.

I printed hundreds of pages of information about these countries. Joined travel and immigration forums, lost 2000pounds to a fake school in UK and 3000usd to a fraudulent Canada consultant but I did not give up my dreams of getting out.
I settled on Canada eventually and it paid off after 3 years of waiting.
You have to visit the immigration websites on any country you decide on and read all the requirements for yourself.

Best of Luck.
Where in Canada you dey ?

Lol �- you have up on the country like you give up the ghost !’
TravelRe: Where Can I Relocate To Abroad With 2million Naira? by rickleye: 5:03pm On Aug 06, 2022
pansophist:
If it was ten years ago, the money was more than enough. But to know the real value, you must always exchange it for USD, since it's an internationally reserved currency. Sorry mate, the sad news is that there is no country 2M (less than 3800 usd) will take you to. Flights alone may take up to half of it.
Unless the dude is crazy, I would assume $4000us excludes transport fair. He would have that apart.
TravelRe: Asaba To Maiduguri Via Abuja By Road (live Update). by rickleye: 4:59pm On Aug 06, 2022
I am going to open a security company for people in diaspora who want to visit home.
Looking for former police and military people. Who are licensed to carry firearms
TravelRe: Where Can I Relocate To Abroad With 2million Naira? by rickleye: 4:54pm On Aug 06, 2022
Olayetan:
But this thread is funny, you want to relocate to any country you have no 1 to guide and accommodate, how do you intend to do it when you get to the country?
He can stay at homeless shelter and the Y !
TravelRe: Where Can I Relocate To Abroad With 2million Naira? by rickleye: 4:52pm On Aug 06, 2022
These countries
Biafra
Boko Haran North.

2million Naira is like $4000US dude.
Sit down and do the math.
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Ask A Married Woman Out? by rickleye: 2:10am On Aug 06, 2022
I wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole.
You young players need to have honour- there’s even honour among thieves.
Rule of thumb
1. You don’t date married women.
2. If you must date - never someone who knows where you live.
3. If you must date - then play away match
4. Remember rule 1.
RomanceRe: Coping With A Spouse With High Sex Drive by rickleye: 2:01am On Aug 06, 2022
grin
virginprincess:
Nwanne,this epistle is too long,biko shorten it huh huh.
Exactly ! Even for church psalm 91 isn’t this long
RomanceRe: How Do I Explain To My Friend That Fifteen Year Old Girls Are Children?! by rickleye: 9:11pm On Aug 05, 2022
meobizy:
We first met during service year. He was twenty-three at the time, and I assumed it was a one-off thing. He never showed interest in females older than fifteen years of age and was quick to approach them whenever the chance appeared. The three girlfriends he dated in two years were eighteen, eighteen and nineteen years old respectively. I saw nothing wrong there until he told me they were the ones who made moves to secure his interest. Left to him he’ll rather date girls below eighteen. We lost contact eventually.

Last year we crossed paths again. He has two children with a grown woman, though they didn’t marry. He has all the time to chase any woman he wants. Unfortunately, he’s back to chasing romantic friendships with fifteen year old girls. Them swear for this person?! His Facebook profile is littered with underaged female friends.

I’ve tried to explain to him that he will face prison time if caught in developed nations. He doesn’t care and says Naija is a different ballgame. How do I tell this almost fifty year old man that children are forbidden?
Dude if you want him to live - report him to the police. If the father or brother of any the girls he is sleeping with catch him. He will see his maker that day.
RomanceRe: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by rickleye: 8:39pm On Aug 05, 2022
EasyPeasy
1. Tell her your mother is coming to visit - She likes everyone but she doesn’t like her !

2. Tell her your sisters are coming with your g/f they like.
HealthRe: Heavily Pregnant Woman Spotted Smoking, Sparks Reactions (Video) by rickleye: 8:22pm On Aug 05, 2022
I feel bad for her.
Must be stressful very for her to do that and it’s how she is coping
NYSCRe: Corper Rocks NYSC 'Khaki' Uniform In Dubai, UAE (pics/vid) by rickleye: 8:19pm On Aug 05, 2022
That’s terrible !
Was he posted in Dubai.
RomanceRe: I Am Tired Of Living, Is Time To Give Up!!!! by rickleye: 1:56am On Aug 05, 2022
I don’t see any actionable item you want done.
Are you trying to set up a business?
Looking for work ?
Want to learn a trade.?
Do you think na only get the short end of the stick ?
PoliticsRe: Man Opens Barbing Salon In Gombe For Free Haircuts In Honour Of Peter Obi (Pix) by rickleye: 12:55am On Aug 05, 2022
Can’t wait for my 50kg bag of rice from Tinubu during Christmas.
SportsRe: Britney Griners Sentenced To 9 Years In Russian Prison For Drug-Smuggling by rickleye: 11:31pm On Aug 04, 2022
yusfatedeeprof:
Wetin she go do for Russia? She didn't just go, she went with something they can use to pin her. Even paracetamol dem fit talk say na cocaine she carry. Trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am.

USA proposed a prisoner swap, Russia did not respond. cheesy
Exactly my point ! What on earth was she doing in Russia at this point in time ( she was playing for her BB team for some money ) why weed when it is illegal to do so.
This can be resolved with a phone call to Putin but which Biden can’t make personally.
Let him call Trump to help out grin
HealthRe: Woman Runs Mad In Lagos After Alighting From SUV by rickleye:
doggedfighter:
It has absolutely nothing to do with the SUV or spiritual whatever.



It could be drugs or mental ilness before boys will come here and shout Yahoo whatever.


And blame girls.


She needs to be taken to a psychiatric hospital for mental evaluation not mocked .

Or left at the mercy of people with stone age reasoning.
If miracle exist then why not such things. However there has to be a mode of delivery . It is usually asking the person to drink something.
I have seen a lot of things in my young life and not everything is black and white.
EventsRe: Loaves Of Bread And Crates Of Eggs Shared As Souvenir At Nigerian Party (Video) by rickleye: 2:27pm On Aug 04, 2022
Now that’s a practical gift !
Better than having souvenirs all around the house
RomanceRe: My Husband Likes Suckling My Breast, I'm Afraid Of Saggy Boobs by rickleye: 4:06am On Aug 03, 2022
grin angry grin angry
Bluezy13:
I think you should cut off the breast and hide it away from him.
Emotional damage grin
RomanceRe: My Husband Likes Suckling My Breast, I'm Afraid Of Saggy Boobs by rickleye: 4:05am On Aug 03, 2022
Newborn27:
Savage
I envy the bastard even nursing babies.
RomanceRe: My Husband Likes Suckling My Breast, I'm Afraid Of Saggy Boobs by rickleye: 4:04am On Aug 03, 2022
Tell am if they sag - will he pay for breasts uplift.
I think you need to flip the switch - instead of whatever position you guys are in that allows him to suck your breasts for that long. So doggy style. Once he cums, he will be out of it and you save your titties for a while.
RomanceRe: Deleted by rickleye: 3:56am On Aug 03, 2022
Ogbeni - the issue with Lilian isn’t the word babe. It’s because its informal. Unless you have a relationship with her it’s improper.
I can call my gf babe. But a lady I am asking out you start by being formal and once you know that things cordial then you can switch and say babe.
My 2 cents!
RomanceRe: When She Changes Her Mind At The Last Minute. by rickleye: 3:48am On Aug 03, 2022
Jennyclay:
You sound like someone who is ready to spend a night at her house, which is a very bad idea considering the fact that she has a roommate.

If you have standard and you really wanted to see her, you should have planned to meet her In a cool and beautiful lounge. You can even as well book an hotel for the weekend... Abi are you a broke man? If you're broke just don't bother spending the weekend with her.

Ouch �. This hurt

My Dear, There's nothing fishy going on.. You just don't have standard and you don't have Money as well.
CrimeRe: Policeman Threatens Rufai Oseni Wth Gun. Broadcaster Says He Will Call Governor by rickleye: 10:43pm On Aug 02, 2022
I’ve said my 2 cents which happened to my cousin in June 19 at Oke-Odo. Lagos. The only difference was no gun was pointed.
They would not accept 10k but delayed his vehicle because they detected he was from abroad. They wanted 300k. He was delayed for 2.5hours.
Terrible Police
CrimeRe: Policeman Threatens Rufai Oseni Wth Gun. Broadcaster Says He Will Call Governor by rickleye: 10:39pm On Aug 02, 2022
twentyfivekobo:
He was in the BRT lane

He was in the wrong.

Modifed

Mr Oseni was in the BRT lane, and when challenged, decided to pull the 'Do you know who I am' card.

He should eat humble pie,
and apologize.
Why on earth wouldn’t he apologize and be done with it.
They decided to make an example out of him which is why they seized his vehicle . If they knew who he was , his vehicle wouldn’t have been seized.
You do not point a gun at a civilian.
PoliticsRe: Isaac Fayose Mocks Atiku For Removing Alhaji From His Name (Video) by rickleye: 1:38pm On Aug 02, 2022
Totilopussylick:
Over here in Europe

Citizens can decide to remove one particular title from their name and no one has time to criticize you tongue

Nigerians are nothing but hypocrites undecided
Ikr someone can call himself Satan for all we care - CAN HE DO THE JOB !!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Al-Zawahiri Is Dead. Bin Laden's Deputy Killed In US Drone Strike,Biden confirms by rickleye: 1:13pm On Aug 02, 2022
jimetagambo:
And he will be killed too grin
Yep the cat and mouse game
Foreign AffairsRe: Al-Zawahiri Is Dead. Bin Laden's Deputy Killed In US Drone Strike,Biden confirms by rickleye: 11:25am On Aug 02, 2022
And another will take its place ….
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Do When You're Bored And Alone In The House by rickleye: 11:16pm On Aug 01, 2022
parkervero:
Make I tell you true true. Just watch porn and masturbate to it. Sleep go rush come and you go feel relaxed.

Don't get addicted to it oo
The truest comment here !
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Do When You're Bored And Alone In The House by rickleye: 11:16pm On Aug 01, 2022
parkervero:
Make I tell you true true. Just watch porn and masturbate to it. Sleep go rush come and you go feel relaxed.

Don't get addicted to it oo

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