₦airaland Forum

Ehismarkninetee:
Before you start to judge me, remember that the girl you are sleeping with now is also someone’s Ex. Well I cannot say I am totally in the right for sleeping with my friends Ex girl friend- They broke up 2 years ago.

So coincidentally she rented an apartment close to my house. As I was driving I saw her on the way I offered her a ride and that was how it started. That same evening she called me that she is coming to know my house and I accepted. When she came I noticed she was giving me the green light. I took the opportunity and slept with her so good.

Now she cannot get enough from me. She asked if we could date officially. I told her it will be difficult since she was the one who broke up with my friend. I will not lie to myself I have developed feelings for here. And I think I will give Love a chance.

Dude - Love and let Love ❤️.
The only thing I would have done after the fact is tell my buddy, hey man, I saw Shaquinta and she’s looking good, I think I’ll date her.
Any good friend would say - All the best !

chigoizie7:
All these people saying “ will you break traffic laws in UK”? Yes people break traffic laws even the British or other citizens from developed nations and that is why traffic cops are there to enforce it in a civil manner. For example do you know how much the city of Cape Town generates from traffic violations? That’s even a means of revenue generation for the city. Why is Nigeria different? Why point a gun to a motorist and then forcefully take his keys? These officers will keep on misbehaving because they don’t have proper training and their superiors keep on shielding them.

Exactly laws are broken and there are fines - defined fines and penalties for infractions which can be googled online and which are set. Our fines are plucked from the sky and dolled out based on feelings.

I believe rufai.

My cousin recently came home from Canada for his father-In laws funeral. We got him a driver who wasn’t too familiar with Lagos but could match the gragra of Lagos drivers.

He was in the passenger seat directing the driver with google maps. As they came down the Abule-egba bridge, they see this edifice. 2 vehicle pass under and speed away but as they approach they read the words on the floor - “ BRT lanes do not pass “ oops - they reverse and pass the side road. As they drive along they are stopped by the cops.

Oga you passed a BRT lane. Sir we saw the words and reversed , it was a mistake. Follow us to the station.
They begged and offered 10k, the cops wanted 300,000 because they detected his accent. He was delayed for 2hours while other vehicles who did the same thing they did were let go.

Na because credit system no work.
Before I say that this will definitely work in the private sector. As they have the equity to borrow from the banks and pay when due.
The issue here is also that some of the feeder companies they rely on for raw materials don’t have lines of credit and so if they are not paid upfront, they can’t deliver goods and services.

For the FG that owes money this will be a disaster . The FG doesn’t pay their debts on time which has a domino effect on the whole system. Since they can’t even pay in 30 days . Paying 2 in a month won’t work.
FG owes airlines millions of dollars , owes teachers ,’civil servants , owe companies who have honoured contracts who in turn owe people . Fix the FG and many more companies might entertain this system.

Zi’Ariel, A'Miyah and Temari went missing from their Atlanta, about 200 miles east of Fort Worth, home around 10pm Friday, prompting a multi-agency search for the girls.

A family friend had been watching the trio and their other siblings while their mother, Shommaonique Oliver, 28, was at work. The babysitter called 911 to report their disappearance.
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Is it me or is this story weird
Which kids go biking at 10pm- this must the time the babysitter noticed they were missing.

Everybody knows Atlanta so why say 200miles of Fort Worth ( Dallas ?? )

Anyways the kids are dead . What a shame. Mom probably struggling with 2/3 jobs and deadbeat dad no where to be found.

africantycoon:
95% of women out there, once they hear "contribute" run looking for a man that will not ask them to contribute.... marriage is a means for ladies to dump their financial responsibilities on a guy.... its not fun for most guys....

How on earth don’t they expect to be treated as property then ? And therefore continually perpetuate the stereotype. �

I for give them wedding gift o.
Ey yah.

Jennyclay:
Ehya Poor couple. Just take a look at the low budget wedding.

My wedding must be very Loud, my future husband must be ready to spend.

…. To spend and be broke the next day. If you have sha spend . They don’t so they did what works for them.

This isn’t funny one bit.
She’s not even wearing pants or jeans .
There should be something called citizens arrest. If she’s not stopped she’ll do it again.
Just totally unnecessary

africantycoon:
Wedding day is not a happpy day...its a day a non virgin woman dumps all her finanncial responsibilities on you for a lifetime while pretending to love you.....

I agree but it shouldn’t be
Bring out an spreadsheet and itemize stuff
Get quotes from caterers
Number of guest
Venue
Transportation
I am sure you can get 10 friends who can take care of the food aspect.
Both of you contribute 1M each towards transportation, venue etc.

HRHQueenPhil:
Na so my white wedding go be ..though my mom won't let me hear word
I pray I meet a determined man who wld stand his ground

I am sure hun we can do better

akpumping7720:
Never say never!

They can’t trust us with the kidnapping going without the rule of law being enforced.
Except it will take place in PH , Lagos , abuja and Ibadan. And only for youth fifa cup

Dude either tell the whole story or not … there are gaps as wide as Thames river in it

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akpumping7720:
Nice. Before 2030, Nigeria would have been a better country with world class infrastructures.

Oga I beg don’t quit your day job and stop dreaming

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The saying is next to none NOT nun !

Jennyclay:
RIP to the deceased.

Over speeding most likely


Please if you're driving, 80km/h should be okay.

Nigerians never drive speed limit. I am always quoting scriptures when being driven.

MufasaLion:
How does sex with different women cause problems? The only problem it can cause is infections and diseases.

And your pocket becomes lighter !

All you people covering your noses.
Should he rather fvck an animal ?

Great100000:
A woman who got tired of her boyfriend’s high libido bought him a s*x doll that looks exactly like her .

Charlotte Grey, 23, could no longer stand her boyfriend, Callum Black’s high libido before she took the decision.

The couple, of Lillington, Warwickshire, have now introduced the life-like doll – which they call Dee – into the bedroom to ‘spice things up’. And they say she has ‘set their s3x lives on fire’.

The couple – who earn a living posting content on Only Fans and TikTok began exploring the idea of a s3x doll after first contemplating a party. But Charlotte had reservations that she would get jealous if another real-life woman was in their bed.

She then purchased Callum the 1.5k doll.

The couple, who have been together for four years now treat ‘Dee’ like a real person, dressing her in white lingerie and dresses, taking her out on car rides and watching their favourite show The Inbetweeners together.

They also post s3x-tapes of themselves with Dee, as well as videos of themselves all sitting on the sofa together.

They say the reaction to Dee can be negative online but they ‘don’t care what anyone thinks’ as it ‘works for them’.

Charlotte said, ‘We were talking about spicing things up and having a party or foursome, but like most girls, I was worried I’d struggle to see Callum with another woman.

‘It was a joint decision to buy a s*x doll, but it was the best decision and has definitely improved our s*x life.

‘It’s great because Callum has a high s*x drive and if I’m not in the mood he’s got Dee there.

‘We both love experimenting with her – and she regularly joins our steamy sessions too.

‘She’s not just a doll – we’re really attached to her.

‘She’s helped to strengthen our relationship – and set our s3x lives on fire.’

https://www.adomonline.com/woman-buys-lookalike-doll-for-her-partner-to-control-his-high-libido/

Which one is the doll ?

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luminouz:
You are being sarcastic

His writing is bullshiit.

It's down-notch

Savage comment ! I was like top-notch ko , down-notch ni. “ before I saw your comment.
beautiful blond face … lol �

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VladimirPutiin:
Many folks wrongly think Nlanders are mostly poor. Their are lots of rich folks here. I have meant a few but they don’t talk. They just come here, observe and somethings drop comments. And one last thing, they act like poor people.

Poor get levels

sirjustice1575:
For some of us who don't know the meaning of diastema.

(In pathology) diastema is a surgery carry out to create gap or space between two adjacent teeth, especially the upper front incisors (in humans).

Simply put, to artificially do 'open teeth'

Thank you ojare why not same Gap Teeth - never heard of diastema diastema . You learn everyday sha !

doggedfighter:
Is she out of detention ?






Oh, just announcing that she's back !


Sex therapy is much needed in this country but not her type of therapy involving all kinds of burantashi and imagined pu.sssy boosters


I am a better sex therapist just don't like media hype .

How much is a session with you and how soon can I book an appointment?

He who doesn’t have a skeleton in his cupboard throw the first stone !
For me - it’s none of my business who you used to be - just what’s infront of me.

tillaman:

What a dumb way to transition

What we will say at his funeral... One moment he was here , the next he was transformed into the presence of his maker...

lol .. boys will be boys

Ndaife:
Greetings to you all, Please I'll like to know if customer service job can be done remotely for firms in other countries from Nigeria.
Looking at situation of things in the country, it is evident that one needs a side hustle to meet up with needs.
A friend recently to me about this remote job stuff and I'm picking interest in it. I'm not into tech, but rather have been in customer service for years.
All the remote jobs I'm seeing online are requesting the applicants to be residents of the country.
That keeps me wondering if one can do this from Nigeria.
Please your advice, suggestions and experience are highly needed here to guide me.
Gracias..

Technically yes .however from a security standpoint -Its a nightmare in Nigeria.
Basics are Strong Internet connection , Power Supply Reliable, Good Laptop i5/i7 with SSD and 8-16gb blah blah blah
But you are dealing with customer data -
- How are you accessing the data ? Thin or thick client access.
- How are you protecting the data ? These are very very important questions.
GDPR ?
- Do you have a room you can secure and has dedicated Internet not wifi !. So basically an office. ( no background noises)
- How about physical security . If that Laptop is stolen - can you clean all the data remotely. So you need Intune to secure company data so that it is not shared or written down or screen captured.
- Set up Audit logs .
- Firewall - So that data packets in and out are secured and not sniffed by a hacker ( some dude here advertisers he's a hacker )
- VPN as well if required.

If there is an office where you badge in and out most of these are taken care of but from a home office

Sambaby7640:
Oga you no fit use 5M Bleep Nengi.

You think say Nengi na babe wey be say you go carry TDB abi short time?

The trip or Vacation wey you go carry am go self...you fit don drop 15M to 20M talk more of the bah wey go you still wire her for being with you.

To chat her up self you go first drop like 2M so she go fit reason you small.

Nengi na classic chick!

If you no galant no reason am

Are you her love-vendor ? I mean you seem to know a lot about her fees ?

edwinugweh:
Am a new nairaland viewer.have being following most of your post and those as regard apostle Sulieman.i don't thinks those posting about the man of God is true.why lie for people to view your post.

Its a part gossip forum.. how do you expect the forum to drive people to its content. They employ all the tricks in the book to lure people but Its also well managed except when some moderators ban people and remove their comments without any logical explanation.

Wow ... The lady fine o.
Anyways, since I can't have her there are other ways.......
Ibiza Spain. hmm looks like an amazing place.

That's because he's own confession is bigger than yours.
He has 3 children with 3 different baby mamas !

Zonefree:



Well packaged rubbish!


No gender has the monopoly of using the other gender.

A women will claim to love you and you'll be wasting your resources to train her in school only for her to graduate and marry another man. What do you call that? Benevolence?

No woman can love a man unconditionally.. something must be attached. So, a man is right to play along and achieve his aim(excess smashing) and disembark.

Do unto others before they do unto thee.

I disagree with you joor
70% of women suffer with low self esteem. Even professional women across all races. There is something about family - having kids, having a loving husband , someone to grow old with that’s ingrained in them. These women even when abused emotionally, physically , financially, Socially will still stay with their man. The number might be lower with #meetoo movement and rise In feminism but there are a lot of women who will tell their husband go and mess around outside but don’t dear bring any child or women into the house.
There are many women who see the men as their covering , they have a long yearning to be seen in their husbands home. These type of women love unconditionally. They have been battered and bruised yet divorce isn’t in their dictionary.