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HeavenlyCherub:
Hello,

I’m just trying to gain insight from those who are married and others alike.

OPTION 1

Exception: Both of you keep the money you had prior to the marriage.

Option 1 there’s no his money and my money, you are 1. All income earned goes into the home.

So in this case all our income will go into a joint account (account A). From that account there will be a transfer of money out into
1. My separate account
2. His separate account
3. Our joint savings account

Amounts that go into 1 and 2 will be equal.

We spend on bills etc from account A. We will discuss jointly on lavish spending from account A e.g. vacations and kids stuff.

Whatever happens in account 1 is my business, no questions asked. If I save it all and want to buy an island fine. If I want to give my friends money, fine. Its from my allowance, not from the home.


OPTION 2

You both put in a percentage of your income into the joint account and keep a %. For example that if 1 brings in $100,000 a month and you bring $50,000.. both will agree to 10% of their individual earnings for the joint account.

OPTION 3

One spouse keeps both salaries and disburses it when it is needed.

I’m just curious. What method works for you?

jeromestarks:
I'm 28 years old and I'm in love with a sixteen year old girl.
I didn't know she was sixteen until today when I asked her to be my girlfriend. We have been friends for months. She comes to my house occasionally and we talk and laugh together for hours and hours. Sometimes, she forgets she needs to go home until I remind her that she has spent over two hours. When she's not visiting, she calls or send SMS. I grew fond of her and begin to develop feelings for her. She respects me do much and that melts my heart.
Today, I asked her to be my girlfriend and she smiled and I could tell by her countenance that she was happy that I asked her out. She said I should allow her to think about it. We continued chatting and when it's time, she left.
I'm still expecting her call but I feel like I took advantage of her. Though She's a very smart girl, I still feel like she's feeling me because she's young. I know she's going to say yes to my request.
Please my friends, what do you think? Am I a bad person? Am I doing the wrong thing?
Lala, please approve �

Gjrich:
But wait a minute, can we calm this a fashion at it peak or what can you call this. Left to me, I strongly believe that the world in going into more and another phase of fashion but this kind of bed is quite ridiculous. I don't know what to call it.

Some said it is a devilish fashion created by a devilish mind. Fashion and creativity is all I see here or is it that we need to change our mindset both in the physical and in the spiritual realm.

But what do we call this, fashion or creativity ?

Let me know your views

illicit:
Lalasticlala can sleep on it

JOACHINpedro:
I'm urgently looking for a legit feminist to date
I couldn't sleep after seeing the below photo

Sandrazima:
There is a guy I met few months ago. He has all the qualities I want in a man. I met him him before the locked down when I travelled for a business trip to Abuja where he resides. We had a long interesting conversation and we realized we shared a lot in common and he seemed very into me.

I was sad when I had to return to Lagos because he was such a great guy. He said he occasionally travels to Lagos for meetings and business trips and that made me happy knowing that I would get to see him more.

The lockdown and ban of interstate travel distanced us for months but we exchanged calls and text messages all the time. The more I got to know him the more I fell in love with him. He told me he was attracted to me and I felt the feelings I had for him were mutual. We flirted a lot, exchanged pictures and talked about sexual topics.

A month ago he just stopped responding to my texts and calls. When I text him the messages will go through, but he won't reply. If I call him the phone will ring and he won't pick. We didn't quarrel and put last conversation ended on a good note. It's been a almost a month. I see he is online and he occasionally updates his WhatsApp status so I know nothing is wrong with him. I feel very disrespected.

Why would a guy tell you he likes you, flirt with you and then just disappear from your life? Doesn't he know that he is hurting me by acting in this way? Men are indeed trash.

DebbieBianca:
Should I tell My Husband?

I was 24 when started dating as a virgin.

My boyfriend had sex with me after 2 months of dating.

Immediately after then, I met another man and gave in again. Now, I was dating two men at the same time and having sex with the two of them.

Both of them cherished me so much. The first cherished me because he was the one who deflowered me. The second cherished me because he thinks was also the one who deflowered me too.

It wasn't my intention to deceive him though,
having sex with him was my second of having that in life and one thing that cut my attention was that I experience blood flow the day we had fun together, and it wasn't my menstruation period.

I continued in the immorality and wayward lifestyle and after three months, I got pregnant. And i am sure, the second guy was the one who got me pregnant due to the timing.

So, I went to tell him I was pregnant, we both went for test and it was confirmed that I was 9 weeks pregnant. Instantly He told me to get rid of it. This is what I have never experienced in my life, "How dare you tell me such a thing, I don't want to die, just take responsibility, Okay!" he refused to pick my call and I was facing depression due to that and also avoiding the first man.

The day the first man came to challenge me, it was a great surprise. He knew I was pregnant and he had gone to see my mum behind me. I stayed away from my mum to my sister place. I saw him together with my mum and came in to my sister place, I couldn't say a word. He begged my sister to forgive him for not doing it the proper way.

He said, he knew I was pregnant almost a month now, and promise to take good care of me and the baby. Right in my mind, I knew he was not the owner of the pregnancy but I was dumb and had some mixture of happiness and sadness at the same time.

Marriage plans started immediately, he married me when I was 7 months pregnant, he was such a wonderful man. As for the owner of the pregnancy, he was no where to be found again. I gave birth to my baby and he look exactly like the owner.

My husband job was doing very very fine. I had another baby, this time around, this one look exactly like my husband. I had another twins for my husband again. Now I am 32 and I had 4 babies.

One day, I saw a message on my phone through Facebook messenger, it was the man that had my first son. He said he wanted to greet me. I blocked him straight away, said to myself my husband must not see that face.

I don't know how he got my number, he called and mentioned his name, I blocked his number. My first born is now 10, how could he be calling now, I don't want to engage him at all.

We finished our building and we moved from Lagos to Ogun state. My husband had his own car, and he had promised to get me a car. He called me one day that I should meet him in Lagos. I didn't know what he was up to. He left home 6am now and this is just 8am, I set out for Lagos around 2pm, I was in the last bus that will take me to the Location at Ikeja.

Behold, the father of my first son tapped my shoulder in the bus. My heart bled! My mind skipped. All I said was; good afternoon sir and kept mute. Few minute the bus stopped. I went my way this man keep following me too. My husband was standing right at the bus stop holding a surprise car key.

Baby, this is your car key and that is your car. I was dump. I looked back and didn't see him again, I began to cry uncontrollably. This amazes my husband and was strange to him. I got over the incidence that day, my excuse was, I was too happy.

Now what should I do, am dying inside me always. I am 35 now and my husband is 40. We are done having children, I don't know what to do, i was planning to confess to my husband but some thing happened, we both listened to a programme on the radio which the story was similar to mine.

My husband called into the program, told the presenter that if he is the one, he will inflict everlasting injury on the lady and divorce her. I was surprised to hear that, I said "Honey, you're a Christian" you don't need to do this, he said "baby, Jesus will understand". I didn't talk much so he does not suspect anything. Am living in constant fear and guilt. I don't know what to do.

What do you advice her to do?

Ebonyyy7:
m actualy an english teacher in a private school pls ive been home now for 3months without salary i pray God will touch your heart to reach out to me as u read this .You may be the one ro save me from this pressure of doing the greatest error of my life pls help Wit any amount : fidelity Bank 6018932606 thanks sir/ma

Gabbyrabby:
For you to be qualify and be selected in the forth-coming of Npower Batch C, you have abide by the rules and regulations that govern the application process.
The following are the rules and regulations to abide with and failure to abide with these rules, you are therefore deserve to be deselected.


1.    Your Names on your documents must match with the names on your BVN
2.    Your date of birth on your documents and on your ID Card must match with the date of birth on your BVN.

3.    You must not use another person BVN

4.    Registration can be done only once not twice per applicant.

5.    After you submit your application, you will not have access to edit your data input again, so you are advice to cross-check every information enter before submission
.
6.    Certificate of Origin, Age Declaration or birth certificate, your account details, Educational Qualifications, Identity cards such as voter’s card or National ID Card are very important documents to be uploaded.

7.    Your scan documents must be clear not blunt.
8.    You must pass the online test to be selected.
9.    You must have a good internet connection without any interruption.
10.   You must not use phone to write your online test.
11.   You must not forge your certificate because you will be fish out and prosecuted.
12.   If you are more than 35 years old, don’t even try to penetrate because your date of birth and your BVN will fish you out honourably(Read more below)
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Source:https://www.royalng.com/rules-and-regulations-that-govern-the-new-n-power-recruitment-batch-c/

Buharifan:
i used to watch international news everyday but have never seen this type of mask used in any country.Only Nigerians use it. Some even use it as a fashion

LukasPodolski:
The picture below was taken in April 2009 when Jose Mourinho, the then Inter Milan coach paid a courtesy visit to Bukola Saraki in Ilorin.

https://www.goal.com/en/news/89/africa/2009/07/04/1362472/inter-boss-jose-mourinho-lands-in-nigeria-for-three-day
Cc
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Dominique

PediakAuthor:
Have a look at this...

donvoice:
Ladies, have you experienced this situation before? How did you handle it?

Guys, have you given a condition like this before? What was the outcome?

FeliciaOja:
This is a follow up to my previous post
https://www.nairaland.com/5927848/aliens-space-visited-igboland-2000

This chapter, I will explain how other alien races contributed in the creation of earth as the maldekian experiment.
80% of animals were created by maldekians. 20% from other alien races contributing to the maldekian experiment of creation.
Some race of alien beings introduced 2 unique animals into earth.
1. Octopus
2. Jellyfish

These 2 creatures are not from this planet.
They were brought in from a planet far from our Galaxy.
They were put inside the ocean for these reasons
1. To see how aliens can evolve on Earth
2. To see if these alien creatures will reproduce with other earthly animals in the sea and create more alien hybrids.

They kept these alien creatures in the deep ocean to monitor their evolution progress amd how these alien creatures can adapt on Earth.
Deep ocean was the choice for habitat where mankind won't interfere or hunt these alien creatures into extinction.

These are proofs of the maldekian experiment going on till this day
Deep inside the Ocean.
The Deep Sea is filled with millions of alien creatures.
We are going to space to find aliens
Meanwhile we have aliens already living here on Earth. Under the deep sea

Oluwasaeon:
What is she influencing

Akingbade11:
I’m just 25 years old and i’ve slept with 69 Guys this year alone; Please help me

Joro i feel ashamed of myself, i sat down on Monday counted all my body count and i cried. This was the message received by the love doctor Joro Olumofin and it has definitely sent cold shivers down every viewers spine, You wouldn’t even get the kind of body count if you worked for porn hub and xvideos combined (Lol just kidding).

I am in utter disbelief as i’m not even sure some people have sex up to ten times the entire year and we’ve barely gone into June, Little over five months more to go.

Read her letter below..

Ilaumoh:
Julius Berger MD: Akwa Ibom state is currently building the biggest Flyover in the country which is complemented with a Roundabout at Uyo Etinam - Ndoneyo road .

Inline with the 30years set out plan by the state govt to make the state and industrial hub in Africa.
Meanwhile more of this fly over is expected to kick start in Eket senatorial district in year 2021 according to berger.
Lalaclata na front page ebi

Finnese001:
1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth

2. Oga do fast nah

3. See this Osho free man, u like better toto but you no want pay money

4. Make am 5k nah, I go fvck you well

5. You never release Haa!!!

6. Na only fvck you pay for oo, no dey touch my breast

7. Bros abeg do, make I go hustle

8. Customer, customer how far nah.

9. Add 1k make I suck your prick.

10. See your small prick ( chuckles).

11. Wetin nah, since you dey do this thing you never cum, Toto dey pepper me abeg.

12. How much you give me wey you dey find doggy

13. Come I will do you well today.

14. Abeg get up, e don do, naso una go dey take tramadol.

15. Na your mama leg you want Carry up, abeg respect yourself.

16. Wetin you drink come

17. Oga people dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.

18. No carry that condom comot here oo, no be una go use do juju.

19. Na talk you want talk abi na fvck.

20. Hian!!! Abeg I no dey kiss.

21. Na on top 1500 you want change style

22. No dey turn turn me like that Biko.

23. Oga I swear if this condom burst, you must bring money for medicine oo.

24. Oga yellow come fvck better Toto.

25. Fine boy come nah, I will do you from the back.

26. Abeg I no dey suck prick for 2k.

27. Wait make I see that boil for your prick, na so una go dey carry disease.

28. This one don pass short time oo

29. Oga abeg use condom, abi you want share goloria give me

30. Hang your cloth for that nail

31. This your prick big oo, you go add money


Add your own

prof2007:
You might have heard of the greatly renowned 7 wonders of the ancient world.

Well, here they are:

1. Great Pyramid of Giza, Egypt
2. Hanging Gardens of Babylon
3. Statue of Zeus at Olympia
4. Temple of Artemis at Ephesus
5. Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
6. Colossus of Rhodes
7. Lighthouse of Alexandria

Jerryojozy:
Deadly twin attack by bokoharam sect in borno

IceLip:
No, Itz PMB

Sammy07:
We are the problem of Nigeria.

How many Igbos guys spoke against the government during milliary and civilian regime?

How many Igbo guys were jailed because of their outspokenness?
From 1960 - 2020.

Answer the questions truthfully

Impostor:
This was an experience I still cannot interpret. Anybody ever experienced such?


This happened a while back, I saw this 19 yr old girl, very pretty face as I was leaving a business center, she was also leaving so I jokingly told her to ride with me. She joined me, I chatted her up as we drove, she was very jovial and chatty. We arranged to meet that evening. Shortly after dropping her, she called, sir I am just bored at home. Lol @ sir.

I picked her, we checked into this hotel, as I started touching this girl, she started crying. I tried to pacify her and know what was wrong but she said I should continue what I was doing that she's not crying because of me so I continued touching and rubbing while she continued crying.

The more I touch, the more she cries, every few minutes I will stop to ask what exactly is the problem, she kept saying just continue, continue. As she removed her clothes I stood to admire her fine body, she was still crying then I suggested we leave it for another day since she's not in a good mood but she insisted we continue.

When she removed her pant, I observed that she didn't smell fresh, nothing too bad but I was already so tired of her endless cries, it was beginning to look like I was forcing her even though I wasn't. I got up and insisted on leaving as I haven't experienced a girl crying instead of mourning for joy, it felt weird though she assured me her cries werent related to my touches but she REFUSED to tell me why she kept crying. I tried convincing her to talk, sweet talk her, praised her etc she refused.

As I started getting dressed she remained on the bed trying to convince me to stay saying I shouldn't waste the money paid for the hotel and that she does not want to return home but my mind was made up. I wasn't angry and I made her understand that, I promised that I will meet her next time when she's in a good mood.

But what baffles me, this girl was happy as I picked her. Told me all her life history, she was comfortable with me. No problems whatsoever. This girl even tried to convince me to have sex indirectly by saying she doesn't want to return home. Why then was she crying....

Ater that encounter, we kept in touch on phone but I lost interest in meeting her cos I knew I didn't want Anything besides casual... I eventually lost her number.

sirchikero:
Nnamdi Kanu has finally released the contents of the IPOB document that shook Aso Rock.

Naija News NG reports that the Kanu led IPOB submitted a document to the United States Department titled “Nigeria: A history of serial genocide and the urgent need for US Intervention” .

The document got the Federal Government alleging that IPOB is engaging in international propaganda against the Federal Government by accusing it of prosecuting Christians.

IPOB leader, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu submitted on behalf of the group, drawing the attention of the US to an alleged “violent Islamization that is taking place in Nigeria against Christians and Jews, especially of Biafran extraction”, by the Buhari government. The group had warned that the islamization is capable of causing another genocide in Nigeria as it did over 50 years ago ahead of the Biafra war.

“As shall be demonstrated, this Islamization is by both state and by non-state actors that enjoyed the patronage and tacit support of the state.

It is such that may lead to another genocide that will offend the conscience of nations, including particularly the United States, which possesses the singular capacity to intervene with lasting solutions”, IPOB warned.
Read full text via link :
https://www.naijanewsng.com/nnamdi-kanu-releases-the-ipob-document-that-shook-aso-rock/

zchigozie:
A Nigerian lady has narrated how she almost died from a s**x-related accident which occurred while using her vibrator.

According to @webdesignher, this occurred after deciding to use her vibrator on the "highest and most violent setting" for the first time.

She tweeted;

So my vagina almost caught fire today

Home alone so i decided to use my vib on the highest and most violent setting for the first time. I never crank it high cos

1. Its super loud

2. It vibrates so hard that in the event that it doesnt rip my clit to shreds, im unable to hold on to it when things get slippery

Today i was like f**k it, lets see the worst that can happen. If we die, we die noni. I was enjoying myself then i started feeling heat on my fingers but i was like "nah its the friction from the vibration.." then i started smelling a combination of burning tyre and u know how..

(contd.) how on sallah day when they are burning the hair off the ram? Yes that was my coochie hair being singed. The vibrator imploded, started melting from the inside and tried to barbeque my hooha. I flung it and ran to the bathroom to tamba

Full story and more pictures @ http://nairaplace.com//909/my-vagi-a-almost-caught-fire-lady-narrates-photo-.html

sarrki:
The primary duty of president Muhammad Buhari is to protect lives and property of Nigeria citizens

In this aspect he has failed in his responsibilities

Katsina is the home state of me president

Emmyloaded:
This PLATE usually comes in a set, all floral and beautiful. Mostly used to serve fathers or give food to visitors in the family.

The TRAY is the best bet for serving food to a whole family at once. You even get more space to put water, spoons and cups.

They are the joy of Christmas and other festive periods but if this tray hits the ground, the sound can be heard as far as 10miles from where it fell.