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proff010:
Where is the portrait

Saw d portrait, believe me, it's a masterpiece. Well done � Josh

Kenneth10110:
Mine is English and Civic Education if i don't read this subjects then i still find a way to pass.

Biology
English

Bigbanana:
checkout the feature of the lion himself,
the indaboski,
the liquid metals 2019 BMW X6 car worth over $78,000

Features

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If u said it was ur car, I would've believed dat.

Ritzy10:
Nigerian Lesbians Kissing, Touching & Smooching Themselves, Spark Outrage [Video]

Wonders shall never end! What is this world now turning into.

Yes I have the knowledge that their are lesbians in Nigeria but has it gotten to extent of come online to display their sexuality?

Come to think of it, I thought their is a law in this country that checkmates all these or is it audio law?

The video which is making rounds online has really sparked outrage.

Watch The Video HERE

Please do these girls have mothers? It's quite a pity.

Ravon:
What do you think?

The interior is an unrivaled state of the art tech

Shukusheka:
You really think she sits like that? It's just a picture.

Of course, a dirty one.

[quote author=GodPunishBiafra post=89623433]I just hate it when girls open their legs like that.

Makes them appear careless and sluty.[/qu

Mophasa:
Some uniformed men believed to be men of the Nigerian Army on Sunday June 15th invaded B.dere community in Gokana local government area,Rivers state where the village head of Vopba community chief Menele Gberegbara was shot dead and his body taken away by the military men.

Details on why the local chief was murdered is still sketchy.

Check graphic photos below:


https://www.viewsnaija.com/2019/06/millitary-men-invade-rivers-community.html?m=1

What more can you expect from a shit hole like Nigeria..?

Kingrefreshed:
He confessed it with his mouth on video that he and his friends killes him.

Now can you stop sympatising with murders.

We ve seen enough of police harassing and brutalizing young guys in this country...it must stop. I hope d perpetrators are caught up with and brought to book. Rest on brother..#justiceforleo

Airforce1:
Good for them

Please guys, isnt the first picture good enough? What else do these ladies want eh?

xxxoladevoxxx:
What if a woman's husband asks her to increase her butt? Is he unworthy? Just asking.

They say if u dont give ur man/woman what he needs, another person will surely give 'em and when they do, they'll keep getting it till its too late


#iRepteamNaturalBoobyAssLips

A sensible man wouldn't marry her in the first place..

Demburrows:
Click Likes if you feel ladies should be contented with what they have.

Shares if you feel butt is not for everyone.

Can this be corrected without leaving the biggest scar in the world?

TheOlusanjo:
Yesterday was the birthday of Boluwatife Balogun, the first son of Nigerian ace singer, Ayodeji Balogun, better known as Wizkid. The youngster who turned 9 on the 13th of May had a lot of people on social media wish him a happy birthday and that includes his Dad who seldom acknowledges his son in public.

Wizkid took to his Twitter page to celebrate his first son on his birthday. He wrote:

My first love is 9! Wow! Boluwatife mi ❤

This move sparked outrage in the Davido camp which prompted a lot of bashing as they accused a wizkid of being a deadbeat dad. One of them went as far as creating a parody account in Boluwatife’s name to bash his father.

He wrote:

“Thank you dad. My only wish is that you start taking care of me and paying my school fees �� ��❤️”

The tweet above has garnered a lot of reactions as many believe that’s Boluwatife’s real account.

Source: https://theinfong.com/2020/05/pay-my-school-fees-and-stop-celebrating-me-on-social-media-wizkids-son-attacks-him-on-twitter/

He is just 9, I wonder what he is doin on twitter.

Israeljones:
Other aspect to this story.... what if the husband was jobless and the wife had gone out to find and lock down a contract job for the husband but doesnt want to tell him becos she wanted to make it a huge suprise.....
Sometimes the plot of a story always look like have one direction but in actually sense there are different sides to it

Bullshit!..All that ridiculous lies for a damn surprise?

lukui:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?
A woman tells her husband that she is going to visit her sick mum in the village. She goes on Friday and returns on Sunday, with plenty of fruits and food stuff, saying they are from her mum to the husband and the children.
Then, the husband gently asks her about her mother's health and how she was doing, to which she replies that she took her to the hospital in the village and she is recovering and getting better. The wife adds that her mother insisted that she must re-visit the village in a few days, to spend at least a week with her. "I'm worried about Mama" the wife crooned, with tears swelling in her eyes. "She'll be fine, dear." Husband lovingly replied.
The husband then politely asks her to take the items to the kitchen. As she enters, she meets her mother preparing food in the kitchen. Apparently, her mum came visiting since the Friday that she left home.
*You can imagine the plight of this woman. stuck, shocked, dazed and dumb founded at the kitchen door! whether to go in and drop the item's from mama', or return to her husband in the living room!
*How would you handle this case if you're the husband or what explanation will you give if you're the woman?
Please your humble opinion is required.

Its going to take God himself to still keep me in that marriage.

Mrop:
Kelly Rowland, 39, stripped down to her underwear to show off her incredible physique.

The singer, who has a son, took a bathroom selfie which she shared with her followers on Instagram.

"It's not a thirst trap," she wrote, adding, "I'm just gonna leave this here. #39"

See all sexy Photos & Watch her Sexy Clip HERE

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Nigerian ladies can u beat that?...at 39 see how firm and athletic kelly still is. All u know here is to open ur wide mouths and eat wotever comes its way without burning some calories...hmmm, I hail una

reportminds:
Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8317003/amp/Craig-Bellamy-squeezed-balls-Mark-Clattenburg-annoying-players-hes-refereed.html

Clattenburg must be silly...how can any right thinking football lover associate John Mikel Obi with Bellamy and Roy Keane...it's like trying to put a square peg in a round hole, it just won't work cos they don't fit.Mikel is without doubt one of the calmest players in EPL history...well, Mark Clattenburg may have his reasons of course but trust me those reason must be proven to me beyond reasonable doubt before I take them into consideration.
That he was cleared of the racist charges against Mikel doesn't make him innocent.. Mikel knows wot he heard or saw.

vedaxcool:
Saw this picture, another bloody breakfast in the offing.

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Idris dedi dealt a heavy blow on Shekau and his men without all this show off...Lol. The NAF is a joke.

Also, Nigeria has become a junk yard for fighter jets from other countries. Just Look at that jet,so old. What can it withstand? perhaps one the remnants from the gulf war.

sarrki:
Nigeria hostess in 1973, Nigeria leaders are among the best in the world . They have turned Nigeria airways to a super intercontinental carrier with 1500 destination across the globe , generating 150 billion naira yearly and providing jobs to 10,000 Nigerians, Kenya and Ethiopia , South Africa and the United Arab Emirates have indicated interest in learning the magic industrious Nigerians, now the towering pride of the black world

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

There was a country

Dreyton36:
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PART2
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AS I got home , I had so many thoughts in my head , I didn't really get home i just hanged around a closed shop near my house and bought a pack of white London from an aboki closeby , just they reason the whole money scene which she gave me
I no go lie aside from the money she gave me, the babe has a golden heart , sometimes we'll serve food to others and we'll eat the rest because we know she won't complain even if she doesn't get nothing grin that's how sweet she is , but because I broke like faded jeans , I no get any liver to approach her
And yeah I had her number , know how I got it ?
No be me collect her myself oo , she asked for mine so that she can always call my phone and explain to me what kind of food I'll serve her once we arrive, grin
The building is about 12 floor , for anyone who knows bayo kuku , to Gerald road in ikoyi you should know how tall the NNPC_NAPIMS building is

So as I was smoking my white London , suddenly I dropped a year, know why?
A neuropsychology is serving food to young girls who are in the oil firm, I go even turk in and wear tie join am cry grin
So my mind say make I call this babe , after all the next day na weekend
I dialled the number at first , I quickly cut am again , I dey imagine wetin I go tell her sef but I was already in love Sha
Mehn if u smoke correct new pack of white London so that much mentor moral must come
I call her again , she picked at once
I'll use different names here sorry (privacy)

Her: hello dave
Me: good evening Nelly
Her: you must've gone home , and hey you didn't serve my own apple today as usual grin she was just kidding cuz i ways est the apples im suppose to give her
Me: yeah as usual grin ____at this point I didn't know how to continue again I swear
Her: alright have a blessed day dear , or you wanna tell me something?
Me: nooooo I just wanted to thank you for today
Her: c'mon that's nothing just few $notes
Me: thank a lot
She called it bye

Alaye I just they vex for myself , my intention was to try to ask her out on a date grin small dollars don enter my brain , dollar they shark for pocket pass beer o

As I got into my room , I wasn't still satisfied about how I couldn't tell her my intention
I sent her a text message instead ,
It goes this way "hey Nelly , i was wondering if you'll like to have a rendezvous tomorrow"

Within 7mins she replied
Hers". Good idea , I'm really stressed out tho but I'll call you in the morning, goodnight

I no bother reply goodnight back again make e no be like say I too they forward

My guy that evening I run go boutique go arrange my normal round neck thick black polo , black they shine like Nigerian politician heart grin and confirm Vietnam jeab, if you know you know
I already get shoes yakpa cuz na shoes they chop my salary
That night I no fit sleep , i just they pray make day break , I just spend my time they watch YouTube videos of akpan and oduma

Day break, I surprised my street

Part 3 grin,,,,
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Comment below if I should continue on how it went grin
Honestly there's no single lie here

C'mon man, pls continue ...

Naijagossipz:
Hello Nairalanders!

Assuming your wife is on a 3 months trip, and you meet your wife junior sister inside room like this what will be your reaction? Plz don't lie.



Read More News Below ⬇⬇⬇

https://fixednaijablog.com/gossip/lock-down-my-husband-cant-go-3-rounds-nigerian-lady-cries-out/

I'll definitely exhibit some kinda shock, ask her to cover up and give her a stern warning.

gistify:
A Nigerian lady, @hormowummy on Twitter has revealed the length some girls go in order to have big boob.

According to her, they intentionally get pregnant and have aborting just to have big boobs.

She also hinted that it happens in school hostels.

Read her tweet below…

“Mind you, some girls intentionally get pregnant and abort just to have big boobs. It happens.”

When people questioned her about it on Twitter, she said;

“I don’t expect everyone to believe what I tweet but when you live in a hostel, you will see and hear ridiculous things. Shikena�”

Read the full gist here:
https://afrigistbase.com/some-girls-intentionally-get-pregnant-and-abort-just-to-have-big-boobs-nigerian-lady-reveals/

From a biological point of view , its very true... When a girl becomes pregnant, she starts to exhibit some tertiary sexual characteristics ..like general increase in body size and mass, increase in breast size which will soon be ready to be suckled due to uncreased secretion of prolactin the milk production hormone and also broadness of the pelvis.

booscy:
You should be dead or wombless after 28 abortions.

This na Nollywood abeg.

Its not possible.

Honestly this is some cooked up shit...28 abortions? That's biological impossible.

talk2archy:
The life of a Nigerian Man, Kunle is in trouble after a lady swore to inflict him with madness for dumping her after carrying out 28 abortions for him.

A Nigerian lady has threatened to inflict a certain man with madness after making her have over 28 abortions for him and refused marrying her on grounds that she’s 4 years older than him.

The lady who shared her secrete with a Twitter influencer to post on his timeline revealed she met her man right from childhood.

According to her, she turned down several suitors who asked her hand marriage thinking her man of many years, Kunle was going to marry her.

On an occasion she attempted walking out of the relationship, she revealed Kunle bought a ring worth N500 and got her engaged which she has been wearing for 3 years now.

She said Kunle avoided marriage talks saying he’s not yet buoyant enough to take care of her and kids, a major reason she kept aborting series of pregnancies until she lost count on the 28th.

When Kunle finally agreed to settle down, she said they both fixed a date for her introduction, which he failed to show up with his people on the said day, after they had already made necessary preparations and invited people to grace the occasion.

Writing further, she noted that Kunle’s contacts were switched off and when he finally became reachable, he complained that his parents are against him marrying an older lady, something the lady said he had told her years back it was never going to be a problem.

Enraged by Kunle’s position and his parents’ decision, the lady is now hellbent on seeking vengeance and has sworn to make sure he runs mad.

Meanwhile, Nigerians have shared their opinions. While many, especially ladies supported her decision to make him mad, only few are of contrary opinions.

See stoty and reactions below:-

Ah!

purples25:
Lol no pain is what is needed for peace to reign.

Of course the pain is accompanied with great pleasure cos nothing good comes easy

hush15:
Psychopath is the right word bro. However, I can't blame the man fully though I also don't appreciate his approach either.

May God not allow us marry woman that will fustrate us and let our guard down. If na woman, she probably had done worse.

Amen my Brother

thorpido:
Unfortunately,he thinks this is Nigeria where nothing can happen.He will be surprised that there are people who could take it up and he will go through what he won't expect.

Some women sha.How do they choose?Mere looking at his face sef won't make me be his friend as a man not to talk of dating him as a woman.

Wife battery has become a norm in nigeria. I think its time women are given some level of protection by law. Our human right activists shouldnt just exert all their energy on our stupid government but also boil it down to the grassroot, on issues like this...issues that affect you and i directly.. cos without rules, we are savages.

ukaface:
See as him mouth be like scoliosis.
And this woman may continue with the marriage .

What do u expect of the poor lady ?
She wouldn't just wonna walk out of her marriage...it ain't that simple.