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Olude193:
The coded couple


Na so they code their relationship reach wedding


Unlike bambam and her husband who are quick to responding to Nigerians accusations...

In ten years time, we will check back

festwiz:
I see darkness.

https://www.nairaland.com/5605811/gallery-mobile-photography-art

Head to that thread and see what actual Night mode can really do.

Gaggii:
I observed that my that some babes always pee before sex and none of them is ready to tell me the reason.

I just want to be sure am safe because is not all of them that does it.

Elinabeauty:
I rep June 13th how about you darling?

Ladylite:
Wow, you have really suffered.
But are you sure you don't have low self esteem?

For you to cope and continue with a burden of a man, with a man who is proud enough not to hustle.

Babe, you should really study more books on relationship so you know that you are not in one, you are in a disaster waiting to happen.

Don't waste your time. Walk away, he may blow later or become rich... It does not matter. Go and watch the movie ACRIMONY... Then you will receive sense.

You are in a relationship with Covid19 in human form. Pls have self respect enough to leave and stay single till you meet a man that complements you.

Positivechick:
I broke up with my boyfriend today,


I met him while I was serving, he was nice and the only friend I had , I served in a village. while we were serving he doesn’t give me much , I practically kinda fed him cause he was always in my place ,he had a roommate and I didn’t , before he gives me any money we always had issues , not like he doesn’t hv to give. He just doesn’t want to . I don’t even ask for much .

After service we continued dating, he had no job so I told him to get a teaching job he said never ever, he rather follow he’s friends up and down , I kept quite watching what his plans maybe, I hv never asked him for a dim since we finished service mid last year , got a teaching job so taking care of myself.

My birthday would be coming up , his just passed , I told him that I would expecting some cash on my birthday. We talked today and he’s telling me he spent all he’s money for he’s birthday , that if money cms he will send but right now he has no money ,, placing me on the probability table, so I said u couldn’t keep the one u would send me , he said people were buying drinks and buying drinks and he couldn’t tell them to stop. Am like are u serious ? I had to remind him that my birthday is few days away n he started saying he won’t be able to send anything. I told him without him doing the needful that there is no us .


Am tired , he has no vision, No focus , no aim , he depends on he’s friends and it annoying , i think about he’s future more than he does , he’s always in the present. He’s making me feel like a bad person that he would make it , I hope he makes it but the relationship is so draining and I am 100% faithful to someone with no sense of reasoning. He’s Saying I am dating someone that’s why I want to leave him . He isn’t even addressing the issue we hv on ground .

Thoughts??

Embase:
Mike Schultz chatted with one of his favorite nurses about his treatment of being sedated and intubated.

see more from source website below

https://yawabase.com/2020/05/mike-schultz-shared-a-shocking-photo-of-what-covid-19-did-to-him-after-six-weeks-in-a-hospital.html

laluski:
How can you give a gateman food worth over N100k when there're other ways to help the man.food he'll eat and pass out in the toilet at the end of the day.
Why don't you;
1. Buy him 20k worth of food and hand the remaining cash to him
2.increase his salary by say 20k
3. Call him and ask him how you can improve his life
You bought him good of 100k and announced it to the whole world

Cimboltainment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-KUKr3fuRo

queenice7:
So when I met him, I was in a toxic relationship. I was entangled with my ex and was in love with this guy at same time. This guy tried to make me leave my abusive boyfriend for him, tried to prove to me he was gona be a better man, infact he was like my dream guy and we were fucking even when I was still with my ex, when it seemed like he had gotten me and we were now dating, i eventually went back to my ex and it kinda disappointed the guy. Now av moved on from my ex, I am now very single and lonely, although av been fucking this guy ever since.
It's more like the both of us are just using each other to quench konji, the show of affection he used to give me then, the attention, the calls, the care, is no longer there, he just calls me when he's Hot and I also notify him when am Hot coz he's the only one am fucking, like am very picky, but deep down within me, I wish he can ask me out again, so I'll say yes and the love and affection would come back. Nobody has shown me much love like this and I guess the fact that I went back to my ex scattered the whole thing. He knows av moved on, and I've since been giving him green light for us to start dating aside just fucking but it seem like he's ignoring it, and my ego won't allow me to ask him. I feel like blocking him or sth bcoz it hurts me when he doesn't reply my messages fast or ignores it, but becomes very active and desperate when he's Hot

Paretomaster1:
Benjamin Banneker—almanac
Born to freed slaves in 1731, Banneker became an astronomer, author, inventor, mathematician, and surveyor. He invented some of the most effective clocks of his time, planned out the city of Washington, D.C., and published six almanacs that each included political and social commentary, particularly advocating for the rights of slaves and free blacks.

Patricia Bath—laser surgical device
Bath is a contemporary inventor and ophthalmologist from Harlem, New York. She is the first black female doctor to receive a medical patent. In 1986, she invented the Laserphaco Probe, which has revolutionized the treatment of cataracts.

Charles Drew—blood bank
Drew was born in Washington, D.C. in 1904. As a surgeon, researcher, and inventor, he invented the modern blood banks. Since World War II, his invention has gone on to save thousands of lives.

Thomas Elkins—modern toilet
In addition to other inventions, Elkins created the chamber commode in 1872. It included a mirror, washstand, mirror, and more.

Philip Emeagwali—world’s fastest computer
Emeagwali was born in Nigeria in 1954. Although he came of age during a brutal civil war, he earned many advanced degrees including a Ph.D. in scientific computing. In 1989, he created the world’s fastest computer.

Frederick Jones—refrigeration machine
Jones was a self-taught engineer with a number of important inventions. His most notable invention was a refrigeration machine used to transport blood, food, and medicine during World War II.

Lewis Latimer—light bulb
Born in 1848 to runaway slaves, Latimer became an inventor and engineer. In addition to his invention of one of the earliest air conditioning units, he assisted in the development of some of the world’s most important inventions, including the light bulb and the telephone.

Alexander Miles—improved elevator
Known as “the wealthiest colored man in the Northwest,” Miles created an automatic device to open and close elevator doors. Because of his invention, we are able to enjoy this modern luxury.

Garrett Morgan—traffic light, gas mask
Born in Kentucky in 1877, Morgan is the inventor of something many utilize everyday, the traffic signal. He created this after witnessing so many accidents on busy urban intersections. In addition to this, he created the gas mask which grew in popularity when it was used to aid workers after an underground explosion.

10. Daniel Hale Williams—pioneer of open heart surgery

Williams was born in Pennsylvania in 1856. He would go on to become a physician and surgeon. In 1891, he founded the first integrated hospital, and just two years later, he became the first person to successfully complete open-heart surgery.

Desperado78:
Controversial Nollywood actor, Uche Maduagwu has declared that if popular Disc Jockey, DJ Cuppy does not marry him, he would leave the country.

He wrote:

@cuppymusic If you want to smell a sweet #marriage, forget going for bbnaija, that will only cripple your music career. ��Dear #Cuppy, whoever is advising you to go for #bbnaija is either wishing you badluck in #music, �trying to ridicule you on national #TV, or maybe its time you changed your PR team, except if you are going there to reduce your #bride price in the Toilet or in search of hand bag #boyfriend. �‍♂️#Hello, i am from a royal family in #Anambra State, we dont tattoo a womans name on our sugarcane just for nothing, it has a spiritual importance, such a woman must be a #diamond in a very gentle rough. �Shame on all the short men that have walked away or left you like #Nigeria Airways, ✈️i am 6 feet tall, so you should know everything is long, and i remain the only popular #actor in Nigeria that has ever gotten @chrissyteigen attention in #Hollywood. The greatest sacrifice in life is to tattoo a womans name on your sugarcane, if you dont #marry me, i will leave #Naija, ✈️please nobody should beg me because i have already made up my mind on this issue

Read more - https://www.ekomiami.com.ng/2020/05/25/i-will-leave-nigeria-if-dj-cuppy-does-not-marry-me-nollywood-actor/

zchigozie:
A woman went naked and sat on her father, who was equally naked, just to recreate a bathtub photo they took when she was a baby.

The woman, who is reportedly transgender, shared the baby photo and the recently recreated one and wrote: "Me and my dad just took these. I love him."
However, Twitter users were not impressed and they made this known when they replied to the tweet.
See the full pictures @ http://nairaplace.com//743/a-girl-and-her-father-go-nude-to-recreate-photo-they-took-years-ago-photo-.html

Scientists:




I am very worried. Will this affect our marriage life? Because i love sex too much especially MouthAction.

comshots:
I have won couple of soccer bets without the help of these soccer websites,rather with knowledge of the teams form and on random selections too.But everytime I go through any of these soccer site to carry out h2h and stats before selecting my games and staking based on h2h I don't always win.Even when the home teams have won 5 consecutive matches at home and I select the team at home to win,they end up playing draw or the team lose that home match.
Who is with me on this.
I think the soccer sites are not 100% informative.

Natural441:
*E DON RED OOO!*
I was just goofing around on Facebook, saw one pretty sister and that was how the # Casanova_spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days.
Some days after I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger and she responded. That was how it all started...
Something in me was saying take it easy but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me.
After pressure she accepted advances and she even told me she does not want any unserious fellow but I keep assuring her I am different that my love is here to stay... But deep inside me I came for the tithe and offering...
Last Saturday she visited me in her Rav-4 and we spent the night together. # Hmmm
On Sunday morning she asked me to go drop her at home which I obliged... We drove close to Artillery Barrack, she pointed to the Army gate and ask me to drive in.
I thought she was joking but alas, she was not!
We got to the gate, the soldiers at the gate were saluting her... At that point, the car's AC became dysfunctional, it was on but I was sweating!
Luckily she did not notice. I dropped her and she pecked me. She told me to go with the car and use it, that she will come to my place after service. I managed to drive out of the gate... # See_gobe
Later in the day she came as promised and ask if she surprised me... I said not really that I am proud of her.
Meanwhile I have already peed like 200 times...
Just this morning, she fully introduced herself as
# Major_Esther , her only two brothers are Lt Colonels in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General... # Shikena
I know I am dead but I don't know how dead I am...
My wife and kids are due to return anytime COVID-19 permit!
Please I need help, advice and # Fast please!!!

IceLip:
Hmm

Lifedonor:
I will have to go straight to the point. The lockdown due to covid 19 made my girl friend and i bond even closer to the extent she practically was almost living with me. She only leave my place to her house (not too far from mine) just to change her clothes or her other items as the case maybe.
Sometime along the line I fell ill and she was very much helpful.

Fast forward to early may, I discovered she had become too glued to her phone . we would be seeing a movie on TV and her phone will be with her (chatting) at a point I complained. This got worse to the extent that when I wake up in the night say 1AM this girl is still up charting. Two days ago I went to the hospital for my final check up and I left with the keys since she wasn't around when I left the house. When i got back I found her small Nokia phone on the table and I decided to go through it.
The messages I found there are things I won't want to talk about but the major one that promoted this thread is that I saw a message from her choir member telling her that he is on his way to church already and that she should come fast before the program starts so they can meet. I went through his previous messages with her and lo and behold they have been dating for a month now.
Guys when she got back I threatened fire and brimstone and booommm! The confession.
They usually meet an hour before choir practises and they went behind the church towards the generator house to kiss touch and romance that was the reason she always left the house so Early.
Do you guys know that we had a very good sex that same day she left to the church to kiss this guy. Do you know she bathed in my house, she used my deodorant, she ate my food and wore the clothes I bought for her. Apparently she kissed and romanced two guys in less than 3hrs.

This is the second time she is cheating on me. I know quite sure there could be more but this is the only one she agreed to may be cos there was a text evidence.

She has been pleading and begging. But if she could do this even in the church and on a day I was in the hospital ... I am thinking of quitting. Pls advise me

She is 22 in her finals the guy is 25 same university (I live in a university town)

I have met her parents and I have verbally told her that I would marry her. If not for the way 2020 turned out I wanted settling down November this year. We have dated for 2yrs

She even spoke to my mom in the morning of the same day

CC:

Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Finestboy

thedio:
Don't ask me why the likes of Segun Odegbami and co are not in my list,I started watching football in the early 90s.
Below is my list of best 11 players ever paraded by my dear super eagle.
Goalkeeper Peter Rufai Dodo Mayana
2. Chidi Odiya
3. Celestine Babayaro
4. Sunday Oliseh
5. Uche Okechukwu
6. Taribo West
7. Finidi George
8. Kanu Nwankwo
9. Rasidi Yekini
10. Austin JJ Okocha
11. Emmanuel Amunike
You are free to add and remove players from the list.

MsDoris:
BBNaija Host, Ebuka Announces Return of Tacha, Mercy, And Other Pepper Dem Ex-housemates, Reveals Official Reunion Date (Video, Details)
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Are you ready for some real Pepper?

Organizers of Big Brother Naija reality show has announced the return of 2019 Pepper Dem ex-housemates.

This was disclosed in a video by Big Brother Naija host, Ebuka Obi-Uchendu’s on his official Instagram page on Sunday, 24th May.

According to Ebuka, the ex-housemates will be back on a reunion show to run as from the first of June, 2020 on African Magic Urban and Family on DStv and GOtv (DStv channel 198 and GOtv channel 29).

With Tacha and Mercy together once again in an enclosed house, the reunion would be thrilling.

Watch video below/ More Details Here:

https://www.mimidoris.com/2020/05/bbnaija-host-ebuka-announces-return-of.html

NnaEnh:
What has been the impact of universities in Nigeria to national and global progress??

Just to look at microscope they never know how it was invented!!!

Ordinary toothpick is still produced for Nigeria.


Shior.

Froshhh7:
pls bro can i ve an unbrella ! was d voice i heard when my room door flew open and in my unclothness i saw my big ass landlord daugher staring at my JT....i just came back from d bathroom n was tyring to dress when dis happen....she said she had seen it n must definitely taste it ....fast forward she pull me to d bed n spread her pussy on my face...satisfied wit d sucking she lowered her ass into my shaft while she grind me hard n twerk on my dick ..i was about to cum when i heard Tunde my roommate voice n i.realise it was a dream i wish it can come true tho ...by d way guy * y ur dick dey rise * na wa o

NengakGodwin1:
I'm about to SHOW you 3 commonly ignored signals girls usually gives so you can take advantage of them and easily "shoot your shot". 

But then, why am I qualified to teach you?

Well, my name is Nengak Godwin. I'm a dating coach for guys. And the founder of "Dating Secrets Hub". And inside the group I've been showing over 251+ guys how to attract pretty women & girls into their lives...and have a better "Sekz" life.

So far, my posts on nairaland has gotten over 14,047+ views and still counting.

And a lot of them have been coming back with awesome testimonies.(especially in my FB group). One of them, even came surprised that "girls are now chasing him". It's crazy.

But, I need you to understand this...

I'm NOT doing this for entertainment.

I want raise an army of super-driven guys who'll soon become so damn good at getting girls.

So if you're the lazy type. Abegi, just stop reading this. Because, I want you to pick up lessons from what I'll be sharing. Then, go out there and start practicing them.

Don't just read and relax.

So, with that out of the way.

Let's begin...


Let me tell you a short story. 

Back in the days. 

When I was in J.S.S 2 in high school. I used to be a very SHY guy. I didn't used to feel free to express myself around Girls. 

As in bah... Whenever I see a "fine geh" I have a crush on. My heart will start beating fast. And then, I'll start feeling nervous like say dem ask one dummy to stand in front of class to answer a hard question. 

And he knows they'll laugh at him for giving the wrong answer. 

But, fast forward to today. 

Omo. Nengak don get mind. Lol.

I fit stand in front of babe and talk to her like say na my junior sister. 

So, how was I able to overcome that fear of approaching girls I like? 

Well, it's a long story. 

I'll tell you some other time. 

Back to our topic. 

My guy. You see, most times, when a girl likes you. She can't just start coming to toast you directly. 

WHY? 

This is because, right from history. Up till date. In the African society... It's almost always seen as a taboo for a GIRL to openly tell you she likes you first. 

So this social conditioning has made them a kind of reserved. They'll do their best to hide their true intends even if they're itching to let you know. 

So how can you tell if she LIKES you or not? 

They usually do this using cues and some non-verbal ways. 

Let me break it down for you, my guy. 

Although, there are so many signs. 

But, I'll only show you about 3 of them today. 

1.) Giggles & Laughs: this is usually when you say something that is not really comic but she still finds it funny. Or at times. She just sees you and keeps maintaining eye contact for a while, then keeps smiling at you. 

2.) Hair Touching: girls are fond of gently playing with their hair around guys they have a crush on. If you notice a girl doing this when you guys are taking then she's likely into you. 

Now, this may sound too good to be true. 

But, it's psychological and it's something they usually do subconsciously. Without even thinking about it. 

I mean, they just can't help it. 

If you think this is not real... 

Then, it means you're too logical. And we're talking of girls here. I mean, tender creatures that are largely driven by emotions. 

Okay? So, f**k logic. 

3.) Communication: this is usually in form of verbal or non-verbal ways. 

For instance; she'll try so hard to talk to you. Or maybe, just ask you a question about something so you can talk to her. 

Personally, I've had several instances where a girl will even know something but deliberately ask me questions about it. 

They do this to know more about you. Or see if you're a potential date. 

So they can get close to you, more faster. 

At times, she'll ask someone your name and keep calling you almost everytime with a sexy voice so you can notice her. 

Let's say I meet her for the first time and I press her emotional buttons correctly(topic for another day). 

And then, I collect her number. And also save it with her name. And I leave. 

Before I know it...

She'll start calling me in a sexy way with my name. Whenever she sees me. 

Omo! 

The first time it happened. I was kind of shock. Until I later realized that girls like to do that to guys they have a crush on. 

Another Way Is... 

They start tapping your shoulder. Sometimes she'll even touch you gently and say something like; "Hi, how's your bla, bla, bla..."

Then pause and expect you to say something(which is why it's good to know how to start a conversation with girls...) 

Because, that will also determine if she'll start avoiding you like most guys or see you as a badass guy she'll like to kiss, date and even sleep with.

ALSO, here's the truth...

Knowing if a Girl likes you is not ENOUGH. She may show you "green light" today, and begin to "form class" the next day for you. 

Heck, she may even snub you and start calling someone who's close to you with sweet words like;

"sweetheart", "my love" "darling", and that's if you don't even see her kissing and sleeping with someone who's not even better than you... And that's why you need to bear these 3 things in mind.

NO. I'm not going to share the remaining points here...

Rather, I'm INVITING you join to our underground secret dating group on facebook. And so...if you're TIRED of being treated badly by girls you truly love...And you want to start attracting beautiful and pretty girls, too.

Then, join our underground facebook group. Called "Dating Secrets Hub" – where we share COMPLETELY badass dating secrets... To help you start becoming a lot more attractive to even girls that seem "above your level".

But here's the thing.

What we believe is that, the ONLY way to get girls to date, marry OR even have sex with you is to know HOW TO INFLUENCE THEIR EMOTIONS.

ALSO, we don't welcome LOOSERS...Guys who think that all they need is "money" to get girls.

In fact, if you think money is all you need to attract girls. Then, you're not invited to join us. Just dey your lane.

Now don't get this wrong...

Money is important in a relationship. You'll need it to pay your house rent when you get married with the girl you're dating.

You'll need it pay your children's school fees. And you'll need it to buy food, too.

So, I'm not saying you shouldn't hustle for money.

BUT then, thinking "money" will make girls respect, date, marry, and have sex with you on its own...is what LOOSERS do. And we don't accept people with that mindset in our secret hub.

However, if you believe that money is NOT all you need to get girls. Then join us.


And as a way to WELCOME you...

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Nengak Godwin

Denique:
I do these three and more before my male relatives

Does it mean I am crushing on them

This goverment should try and create more jobs.

invisibleperson:
Camera is really trying in some people's life


Guys over to you

Haymaykar:
Though am still in the univerty, but there was one particular course then in my 200l which was Eng 214 (based on electricity).

Men the class and exam no be here. But thank God I scraped through. Lol.

Share your own experience with any of the breath taking course you did or you are still doing.