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Bola146:
Look at him like a goat. No matter what she did wrong, haba. Maybe he wanted to kill her

HeWrites:
People brag about a lot of things on social media; from their bad habits to their secret longings. A Nigerian man sparked outrage after he bragged about something much more sinister. He bragged about beating his wife to pulp leaving her bloodied.

The man identified as Afobaje Mayegun, took to his Facebook account last Tuesday to brag with photos of his bloodied wife whom he had beat to pulp.

In the photos obtained by IGBERE TV, the woman whose name is yet to be ascertained is seen bleeding from her heavily swollen side eye.

Justifying his inhumane act, the man claimed he beat his wife up for getting angry because he talked to another woman.

Sharing the photos, Mayegun also said he is waiting for the police that will arrest him for beating his wife.

The man attitude has generated a lot of reactions with many describing his as an animal.

http://igberetvnews.com/1350781/nigerian-man-brags-posts-wifes-bloody-photos-beating-pulp/

Lalasticlala Mynd44

Xclusiveme:
Ini edo doesn't really bring her family to limelight

kabrudrapist:
[s][/s]Are yorubas truly cursed.

ProphetofOdin:
Guys!! Please I will try to be very brief so that I don't waste much of your time. So I met this pretty girl during the lockdown around my neighbourhood, I asked her out and she accept.
While getting to know each other she told me she's in a relationship with a guy(which I confirm myself cos the guy always calls) and I told her I am in a serious relationship too, so it basically a fling for both of us.
So fast forward to Sunday she called me that she's coming to my house which I oblige. Thinking she will leave in the evening, but she decides to sleep over, Monday morning I told her I'm going to work, "so aunty if you're leaving just padlock the outside gate and go" only for me to come back from work and meet her, I was cool and didn't say anything and went to the fridge to get some stuff and fix us what to eat(since she's been here she doesn't cook I do all of the cooking even when I get back from work tired and she will sit down confidently and eat). The same thing still repeated itself on Tuesday up until today.
I've done everything on the play boy book to make this babe leave but none is working.
She won't even allow me touch the remote to watch news just because she's watching some stupid zee world movie.
she won't cook, since Sunday she's been here I would still be the one that will get back from work and fix us something to eat.
She even refuse us having sex, which is actually not a big deal for me though.
I have tried to ignore her, and codedly tell her to leave but it's not working.My main chick is becoming suspicious and I know she might just give me a surprise visit anytime soon, and I'm not ready for her drama.

Abeg wetin make I do biko nu......

splendid22:
Budding actress, Modupe Eniola Odunsi has averred that her future husband has to be good in bed.

The role interpreter made this known in reaction to a recent viral interview she granted where she alleged to have been misconstrued.

In a chat with Yoruba Movie Gist, she said:”I wonder why people love to pick interest in other people’s life and ignore theirs. For crying out loud, I am an adult and I know what is right for me. I don’t owe anybody any explanation of how I live my life. My own food might be your poison but don’t condemn it. The last time the interviewer asked me about my choice of man, I told him that my ideal man must be the type that have the fear of God, the one who is capable of handling and satisfy me when we are playing rough on bed. I don’t need a man that will not last for a minute around me. This is because I don’t know how to double date or sleep around, which is one of the reasons I am still single and I will not run beyond my shadow.

“Any man who must have me as his wife must be ready for a marathon race on bed. Between sleeping around with different men and having an active one at home, which one is more better? I pray to God to give me the strength, even when I clock 80 years, my honeypot will still be available for him if he’s in need of it.


https://www.thenewsguru.com/entertainment/article/my-future-husband-must-be-ready-for-marathon-race-on-bed-modupe-eniola-odunsi/

Xquisite360:
A Nigerian Nurse Based In The United States Of America Has Said That She Doesn’t Believe Coronavirus In Nigeria Is Real.

According to her, Nigerians living in the North American country do not believe that coronavirus back home is real. She said Nigeria’s population is just like New York, adding that Nigeria would have had more cases than the United States if the virus is real back home.

She said the United States is more equipped than Nigeria, adding that the latter does not have a functioning hospital that could admit patients.

Read full story here ⤵ :

https://xquisite360.com/2020/05/there-is-no-coronavirus-in-nigeria-us-based-nurse-speaks.html

LikeAking:
Once naija girls start to form for some guys dem go just sex
pissed off,or give up.Some of dem go begin to the complain,"Naija girls too dey form,naija girls too dey form".The truth is this when a girl begin to form for you she likes you,and you might be almot close to winning her heart, but some naija guys go back off at this crucial stage out of impatience and anger.

*If you stick around the barbers shop and you will get a hair cut"

Women only form for guys wey dem desire, but most Naja men interpret it as the opposite. They are women and the have every right to form for you,because it's a way of wooing you.

Remember they are (WO)men,if you understand. "Wooomen",so the whole forming thing is just part of their wooing ritual." They woo men with their formings"

Next time a babe they form for you,instead of backing out,getting angry,or complaining bitterly,just dey hype the girl with romantic words,dey hail her,dey burst her brain with words like, baby you are sexy,you are sweat,you are an angel,this your swag eeeh,all those sweet words.

It's also a great opportunity to also woo her too.Wooing plus wooing.Buy her nice gifts, shower her with lot's of love.Don't run away at this point, she needs your attention badly,don't hate her,or incite hatred about women because of their formings.



Never be intimidated by the formings of Naija girls.

But guy wait first,why naija girls no go form for you, you be Dangote?,or Otedola?.

Don't let your mind prevent you from knowing this important information, must times our minds are the devil fighting against our progress.

US dollar might soon rise up again and price of things will soon sky rocket,naira might go down like 2014.
Don't be a victim of he next recession read how immune your finances from recession here:

https://naijagoprogress..com/2020/05/five-year-prediction-of-nairaand-how-to.html?m=1

Ezennwa:
hmm!

Are you for real

M00N:
Honestly when I read this post I felt as though the writer was pouring out my heart on how I felt about birthdays.
*COPIED*
Today is 13th December—obviously. Today is my birthday. Not as if it means so much to me as a person. I didn’t get to choose which day I should be born in. I was born in a day. Just like everybody else. You ought to be born. You ought to be born in a certain day. Mine happened to be on the 13th of December. End of story.

A friend once asked me; “What are you going to do on  your birthday?” I told him; “I don’t do anything because I don’t need to do anything.” Then he said; “birthday happens once in a year. It’s an opportunity for you to celebrate life—this life that you’ve been given.” So I asked; What about life do I need to celebrate?

When I completed school, I celebrated it. It was a milestone in my life. At work, when we hit the annual target of zero injuries, we celebrate it. It feels the effort has been worth it. I felt I’ve helped people work throughout a period without sustaining any injury. That’s worth celebrating.

What is it about birthdays that I need to celebrate? If it’s about celebration of life, then I can make everyday a celebration. There is life everyday till there is no more life.

I wish people a happy birthday if I see it means so much to them. Those who wish me a happy birthday, of course I respond gleefully. It still doesn’t change a thing. If I have reasons to hate birthdays, then it would be for the following reasons;

#1. Artificial Wishes

Some years ago, it meant something when somebody wished you a happy birthday. It meant that you are so important to the person that they kept your birthday in their head. They kept it in their head and actually went ahead to remember it on the day that they had to remember. That was when birthday wishes came from the heart.

Today, because of Facebook everybody knows everyone’s birthday. Every morning, my calendar bings with notification of birthdays of people I barely knew and ask me to wish them well. Skype does the same and many other social media do the same thing.

Then friends hop on your Facebook wall and write essays of wishes as if they’ve thought of it for a long time. As if they planned your birthday over a month to be able to come up with those wishes. Then there are these ones too who don’t even have time to write their words in full; HBD…that’s all you get from people who want to make you believe they care. Your birthday means a lot to them but they don’t have time to write their wishes for you in full.

#2. A reminder that I’m dying So Soon

I’m not afraid to die. I don’t want to be reminded that my days are numbered. One day I will die and every birthday draws me closer to that day. I don’t know how long I’m going to dwell here. If I will live for a hundred years, each birthday takes a year out of the hundred. Each year I die a little. That’s alright. But why remind me of it? Why remind me I’ve wasted one more year already?

The way I see it, birthday isn’t an addition to your years. It’s a subtraction from the ultimate years you have to live. Everyday, every month, every year takes an amount away. An amount you can never regain. I don’t want to be reminded of that. If there is a way I can control people, I would do it in such a way that people will forget to remember my birthday.

#3. I want to be forever young

In 1984, coincidentally the year I was born, Alphaville released their hit track “Forever Young.” In the song they asked; “Do you really want to live forever young?” Yes Alphaville, that’s all I’ve ever dreamt to be. Forever young.

The only thing that stops me from living forever young is this birthday thing. The more I accumulate plenty birthdays, the more my dream of living forever young diminishes. So I hate birthdays. I wish it never comes—or somebody just remember to forget my birthday. Then at least, I can pretend it never comes. I can pretend I’m living a dream of being forever young.

Alas, My phone just rung. Who was it on the line? A colleague from my former office. He had little to say. Just the three words I don’t want to hear—happy birthday day.

#4. It keeps coming every year

Happiness is knowing that an event comes once in a lifetime. And in your lifetime it’s here. You give yourself away in that moment. You celebrate it as if tomorrow will never come. In your mind, you won’t get to do it again—never. So your adrenaline is up and you are all for the moment.

Birthdays come every year—every year till you die. It gets boring along the line. It becomes a routine—same people wishing you a happy birthday, you eat your favorite food or drink, you travel to your favorite place or you do nothing at all. A repetition of that every year for say fifty years or more makes birthdays lose their spark. No wonder most old people don’t want to hear anything about it.

#5. Wishes don’t come true

The best wish I’ve ever had on a birthday goes like this; “Happy birthday dear. May life bring you everything that you are dreaming about.” This was sent to me by my crush. At that moment, all I wanted from life was to hear her say yes to my proposal. She said no to me several times yet she was wishing me to get everything I dreamt of. How ironic.

Of what use are all those wishes? They might come from a place deep inside but it doesn’t mean anything. They are just wishes. As you and I know, wishes don’t come true. They flutter and fly about but adds no meaning to ones life. Some of the wishes I receive on a day like this contradict each other. At worse, they cancel each other out so I end up with no wishes at all.

#6. People get too nice with you that it becomes unsettling

You get to sleep a normal person that nobody might care to even check up on. You wake up on your birthday and suddenly, everybody around is being nice to you. People call your phone and they are all smiles and are with happy tidings. People with the worst of voice all of a sudden grows the belief that they too can sing—they end up singing off-tune anyway. Then you ask yourself; where did the world go?

You become confused. Sometimes you don’t even know how to respond to these glorious wishes. You end up giving these fake smiles that make you look like a zombie. You wish you could disappear and return when this is over. It’s very unsettling. Sometimes embarrassing. Why should people wait till a certain day to be this nice? A day that happened by accident. You didn’t choose.

And then there is this thing that I love anytime it’s my birthday. Thanks heaven I have something to love out of all these wishes pornography. I wouldn’t love to skip this day on the calendar even if I had the power to. I love my birth date because of my mum.

When she calls me in the morning of my birthday, she says so little but too many. Her words are too flat yet very inflated. She talks in a very soft voice but it sounds like thunder in my ears. She says happy birthday to me and I immediately feel the essence. She was there.

On the 13th December, 1984 she was that woman in labour. She was the one being shouted on to push. She was the one in pain as I made my first journey into this place called earth. Behind her happy birthday wish, I know there’s this reverie of the pains that day. But she looks at me and thinks; “It was worth it after all.” The pain brought a boy who’s now a beautiful man.

When she says to me; “happy birthday” it’s something she says to herself, actually. She’s happy for my birth regardless of who I’ve become. The only wish that matters is her happy birth day to me.

mariga:
Dinner time!

WetSmoke:
Fantasy rolls.

PrecioussB:
this is something I really wanna change

Is it because am too friendly and nice

some guys recently said I am worth 0 cents and am still fronting

olamidedivotee:
Solomon

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Welcome development.

Regina Daniels should just drop out from Igbenedion University and enroll in her husband University as a show of support.

Throwback:
Everyone is humble when in need of help.

After help has been received, is a different attitude entirely.

Tudor6:
Poor doctor! Just doing his job and they now call him a murderer.

CheeseyD:
i still don't understand why Michael had 2 change he's skin color. i would say dat was d day he signed his death warrant .

Hoodbilonia:
I buy at supermarket only
If e cast
We go turn the super market
To indian hemp joint

It is no doubt how the sales of bottled drinks (Pet-bottles) have assisted in creating job opportunities to our able youth who choose to supply those "live-savers" to thirsty passengers held up in traffic, than to engage robbing them of their belongings. The latest innovation of some evil doers may be detrimental to the source of livelihood of these innocent fellows.

I got this photo from a friend on Facebook and decided to share the information.

Iamundisputed:
I'm a strong believer in the spiritual. But it doesn't excuse the mediocrity displayed in thst video. That's just pure nonsense.

KinzyeWriter:
Power of a tiger

Tigers can weigh up to 500 lbs, have powerful jaws and three inch long claws built to tear through flesh. They can fight off lions, bears and defeat crocodiles in water. Humans don't really stand a chance, unless they have weapons.

Tigers hunt alone

Unlike lions, who are known to travel in packs of up to 30 other lions, also known as the pride, tigers prefer to hunt alone. They don't have any one to back them up in case things go haywire; and this makes them more far more fierce than your average lion.

Iamundisputed:
The Uniport shooter probably didn't aim well, that was the reason. Even trained snipers miss, so who told you the bullet actually had contact with his body? If anyone tells you there's "odeshi" and you believe, your surname is sorry.

The nonsense in that video is too evident that he aimed away from the guy before shooting. Even a blind bat could see that. . .

Biafra1stson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSVcMT-BY-0

jumper524:
1, Kano: marrying from Kano can be quite risky as the men from that place are very notorious in taking second wife. In fact it is a bragging rights for Kano men on who has the most wives in the Region. No matter how loyal you are as a wife, the men there must fufil their bragging right of 4wives before scale of preference sets in..

2, IMO: ladies I must warn you, if you must marry an IMO man make sure your husband does not die before you. Them no dey beleive in natural death for that side oo. They beleive say Na you kill your husband whether you like it or not especially if your husband is a rich man..

3, Oyo: Oyo men are notorious wife beaters I must confess. During my childhood days in the barrack 8 out of 10 cases of wife beaters are from Oyo state, it's is a common habit with men from that region.

4, Niger state: aka Seke uku (3rd and final divorce) These people are notorious for divorcing their wife. In fact in Niger state, most of their women have married more than once. It is their own way of womanizing. They give little value to their wives.

5, Edo state: Edo men can be loving though but their weakness is that they can never let their wife involve in their decision making. Edo men no matter how old are still being tossed around by their mothers and sisters in decision making thereby creating a vacuum for you as wife.

6, Cross River: my sister flee from these people. Calabar men are the greatest womanizers on earth, staying with one woman is a big let off to Calabar men. Their third leg do the reasoning and except you can match the (za oza rum) performance that Calabar women has. Then you can keep your husband to yourself.

7, Bayelsa: Bayelsa men are too lazy, I mean the most laziest men in Nigeria are from Bayelsa. These people are only relevant when there's money to spend. Taking tough family decisions is not their thing. They chicken out the moment the kitchen starts to warm up..

8, Benue: my sister flee from these men. These people sees their wives as the bread winner in the family. They have no business working too hard for the family. Their major consine is their brukutu.

Disclaimer: this is purely a figment of my imagination. Any form of resemblance is purely coincidental and should not be taken serious..

CXLVII:
Beauty with brains.

Not all this bleached dwarfs littering my space!