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Sports › Re: Peter Drury Will No More Be Heard In EPL by Rickmann:
NaijaBookings:
What the Americans bought from England

☞Manchester United
☞Liverpool
☞Chelsea
☞Arsenal
☞Peter Drury to NFL

Peter Drury is leaving premier league ���

The premier league without Peter Drury with like Watching "sheep in the big city"...

This isn't funny at alll
No No No

What's the epl without the poetic Peter?

This was not meant to happen. This could not happen but its happening. cry

All the best wishes Peter..
I'll miss you Man.
Food › Re: Lady Shares Picture Of Food She Bought For N3800 by Rickmann: 8:51am On Jun 01, 2022
ExAngel007:
Nigerian broadcast journalist, Fina Napoleon, has expressed
her frustration after she was served a paltry plate of food for N3, 800 at a restaurant located on the Island in Lagos.

She shared the photo above on her handle and wrote;
''3,800 I am tired of this island life''

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/62966462d99d0.jpeg

Some Nigerians took to her comment section to react to her
Tweets. While others shared photos of the paltry food they
were served at eateries also on Island, others shared photos of the chunk of food they were offered when they patronized
eateries on the mainland in Lagos.

See the various reactions below

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/6296633e0fbbc.jpeg
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/62966350bec28.jpeg
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/62966364a15a5.jpeg
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/629663744f0a1.jpeg
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/6296638457fc8.jpeg
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/62966393ce7a4.jpeg
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/629663a61f5d4.jpeg
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/629663b75b4e5.jpeg

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/5/i-am-tired-of-island-twitter-user-writes-as-she-shares-photo-of-the-paltry-food-she-was-served-after-being-charged-n3800-2.html
How can any human in his right senses buy that crap for such outrageous amount?

Nigerians , we too do abeg.

Na so we go dey die of depression cos of fake life.
Food › Re: Lady Shares Picture Of Food She Bought For N3800 by Rickmann: 8:33am On Jun 01, 2022
ExAngel007:
Nigerian broadcast journalist, Fina Napoleon, has expressed
her frustration after she was served a paltry plate of food for N3, 800 at a restaurant located on the Island in Lagos.

She shared the photo above on her handle and wrote;
''3,800 I am tired of this island life''

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/62966462d99d0.jpeg

Some Nigerians took to her comment section to react to her
Tweets. While others shared photos of the paltry food they
were served at eateries also on Island, others shared photos of the chunk of food they were offered when they patronized
eateries on the mainland in Lagos.

See the various reactions below

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/6296633e0fbbc.jpeg
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/62966350bec28.jpeg
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/62966364a15a5.jpeg
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/629663744f0a1.jpeg
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/6296638457fc8.jpeg
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/62966393ce7a4.jpeg
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/629663a61f5d4.jpeg
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/629663b75b4e5.jpeg

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/5/i-am-tired-of-island-twitter-user-writes-as-she-shares-photo-of-the-paltry-food-she-was-served-after-being-charged-n3800-2.html
One fundamental problem with Nigerians is that most still want to live above their means even in this economic hardship.
Romance › Re: . by Rickmann: 11:48pm On May 31, 2022
Zonefree:
So, men are no longer scum cheesy cheesy


Sooner or later, una mind go dey. Umu Ekwensu!
Don't mind the confused gender grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Is This Image Linked With Vawulence? (PHOTO) by Rickmann: 11:31pm On May 31, 2022
lewis33:
Am baffled why a seemingly happy cartoon invention would be associated with Vawulence. Please help a brother in need of answers. Again please post photos of your favourite face of vawuence. Cheers
Omo this vawulence thing don nearly finish me with laugh grin
Crime › Re: How Joyce Vincent,died In Her Apartment For Over 2-yrs With Her TV Playing by Rickmann: 11:26pm On May 31, 2022
queendoosh:
In 2006, officials from a north London housing association entered an apartment belonging to a 38-year-old woman identified just as Joyce Carol Vincent to reposes it due to unpaid rent and what they discovered next was nothing but a skeletonized body of a dead person believed to be Joyce but officers needed to invited first for identification.

This was because she was entirely unidentifiable. Her body was mostly decomposed, as she had been dead for years.

Joyce Carol Vincent lived in London in a bedsit, a type of social housing in the United Kingdom.

HOW SHE WAS DISCOVERED

According to an exclusive article by ATI , the officials who came to her apartment on January 5, 2006, were there to repossess her apartment due to unpaid rent. Though, it’s estimated that she died sometime in December of 2003.

Neighbors didn’t really know her, thus didn’t really notice her absence. The only detectable thing was a bad smell, which they attributed to garbage bins below the apartment.

Vincent was found on the floor, clutching a shopping bag. Because her remains were mostly skeletal, she was only able to be identified through dental records. It also had been too long to determine a cause of death, though police suggested she died of natural causes after a criminal investigation ruled out any foul play. Vincent reportedly had asthma and it’s been speculated that she may have had an attack.
With a cause of death essentially placed, only one question remained: how could someone be dead for two years and no one notices?

Not that anyone deserves to die and go unnoticed for several years, but it was particularly strange that nobody seemed to know Joyce Vincent had passed away. She was 38 years old, she worked for most of her life, she had family and friends, and wasn’t known to be on drugs or in any legal trouble.

Carol Morley....

READ FULL STORY BY CLICKING THE LINK BELOW �

http://www.evadoosh.com/2022/05/how-joyce-vincent-died-in-her-apartment.html
Cmon man, this story doesn't add up at all. Are they saying no family or friend came to visit for 3 whole years?
Politics › Re: Map Of Abiola's 1993 Win. Your Interpretation by Rickmann: 1:43am On May 31, 2022
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aribisala0:
In this season when people are talking betrayal and Southern unity.
The Yoruba know their friends
The 'ofe mmanu' thugs are at it again..

Ur vex dey learn, bros
Romance › Re: I Would Be 29 By October And I'm Loosing My Mind by Rickmann: 12:38pm On May 30, 2022
ebijimi7:
Good day guys, I've been on this forum for a while now and I've learnt a lot from you guys via threads here on nairaland.
To cut the story short and not bore you, I'm a 28 year old guy and will be 29 by October knowing that I've finally grown to be an adult is really getting me frustrated and depressed because of a lot of responsibilities that comes with it,
Although I've been a hustler from a very tender age (16) I had an irresponsible father who doesn't care about me and my sibling instead of him to take care of us with the money he made he would rather spend that money on woman. Leaving my sibling and mum to starve.
My dad had only one chance to turn my life around when I needed him most, he refuse to help me, because I went for a scholarship exam when I was in school and I was among the lucky 10 that was picked and I was offered to come and learn networking for a token fee of #50,000 naira then instead of the normal 450k but my dad refuse to pay telling me he doesn't have money, I cried and begged him to please help me my dad kept saying he doesn't have money and this happened immediately after I finished my ssce exam then, now my dad said he doesn't have money but that year he abandoned me and my mum and sibling at my grand mother's house because my grandma built her own house, for years we didn't hear from him or get to see him.
My mum would call and beg him for money for food he would curse her , later we found out he was living with another woman and he got another apartment for 300k and this same man said ge doesn't have money to sponsor me for a tech skill I wanted to acquire. So when my dad was not ready to help I had to seek for a job to take care of my mum and sibling because my mum business went down and we were not having anything to eat, so I got a factory job I would work from 7am to 7pm even with that machine almost chopped off my index finger I still had to go to work just for my family to eat my mum kept crying and calling my dad, he ignored us and for God so good he opened a way for me and got a better job offer, I gain admission in yabatech I wanted to pay 75k for school fee I had 50k my mum begged my dad to borrow me 25k that I would refund it, my dad shouted at my mum that he doesn't have anything to give to me if he doesn't pay his rent first[b](omo I regretted coming to earth through that man)[/b].
To cut the long story short, I am getting depressed because I'm still staying in my granny's house and I want to leave but I'm currently building for my mum and I want to build mine too and get married but the pressure is much because I feel I'm running out of time and my girlfriend is on my neck that we should get married (although she has been very supportive) but I felt I don't have time on my side again because now I need to rent an apartment and also finish the house I'm building for my mum but I'm not earning much and all these on a mere salary of 60k I'm really frustrated and if I should get an apartment while building its going to slow down the progress of the building and I really want to gift this to my mum for her 60th birthday which is in 3 years time (that woman deserve to be happy I love her so much) and I also needed to get married and start having my children adult hood is not easy
Please I need you guys advice as I'm getting really frustrated.
Life in this country is tough already, pls don't make it any harder for urself , my friend.. Fact is , you can't kill urself. I'd suggest you continue with whatever project you have in mind for ur mum, once completed you may move in with ur wife to be if it will be conducive while you try to stabilize. Once that's done you can now leave to any place of ur choice to continue ur own family. Note that u must be vocal as to making ur girlfriend and mum see reasons with you cos this is ur reality.
Good luck.
Romance › Re: Facts About My Girlfriend (pic) by Rickmann: 11:53pm On May 29, 2022
2saviourfriday9:
Some facts about my girlfriend:

I love her so much that if she is angly I also got angly,
if she cry i also cry, if she eat i also eat,
if she dies I miss her.
How old are you?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help A Friend Is Inviting Me To Burkinafaso To Work. by Rickmann: 11:43pm On May 29, 2022
uchegbu89:
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Pls advise me. My friend is inviting me to come to Burkinafaso to work in his company. The payment is 225USD. Pls I need your advice.
Oga if u love urself, stay back and keep hustling in ur little way here before we read your story on the 6am news..

There s no place like home bro..when kasala burst, you'll understand that line..
Romance › Re: Most Handsome Man In Nigeria ( very handsome Photos) by Rickmann: 11:32pm On May 29, 2022
siofra:
Who said yellow men are not good lookinghuh


Every woman's dream
Who is this art work?

I'm glad you called him a Yellow man cos I'm really trying to figure out what race that is.
Romance › Re: Dear Men No Matter How Hórny You Are, Don't Give Head by Rickmann: 11:29pm On May 29, 2022
PrinxArthur1:
Yea, you read the topic to see what it is all about,Now let me inform you all, it's very unhealthy to give head (put mouth for Toto), I mean using your tongue or lip to scrape the vulva and the clitoris,

A simple experiment to this would be for you, to tell your girlfriend or the person you want to give head to dip her forefinger on the same place that you are trying to insert your mouth (SPECIMEN A) and then smell it, don't even lick it.


To the gal that insist on getting head from his man:
Your conscience is suppose to judge you.
You're making my fellow man to lick the same things that can turn blue litmus paper red (ACID-BASE TEST).
If it can change the color of your over time, now imagine what you're doing to the young man..

Dear king, you can be anything stupid in this life, but don't be a p*ssy sucker.

The neatest p*ssy in the world has some bacteria and other microbes which are INVISIBLE and INVINCIBLE.

Beware my king..

Farano
Rocktation
Oga, fashi this ur theory...this is reality bro
A good sexual experience with ur partner is all about satisfaction and If ur partner requires that, you must deliver..there's no two way about it.

Just pray he or she isn't promiscuous and also has good personal hygiene.
Education › Re: ASUU Protest: Imo Student Says He'll Start Acting Porn If ASUU Strike Continues by Rickmann: 7:08pm On May 29, 2022
dionflex:
As students across the country continue to protest against the ongoing strike, students on Friday in Imo State took to the streets of Owerri to also lay their grievances.

Led by various students bodies including National Association of Nigerian Students
( NANS) Zone F, Nations Union of Imo State Students (NUISS) and SUG presidents of various institutions in the state.

A facebook User and one of the protesting students HiSexcellency Allison Golden shared photos of the protest, with him holding a placard with the inscription "If ASUU no call off strike I go act porn !!!".

Source: Facebook Post link

https://www.facebook.com/100037927113124/posts/pfbid025JPXyuM6FroX7noSqn2Y2Nv9aYmPV4SXqMRQckSxuLuKwbxHo9pqRyqGtuczjm2il/?app=fbl
Useless boy..
Does he think the FG gives a f*ck about him?
Romance › Re: Who Else Finds These Pictures Attractive? by Rickmann: 3:22pm On May 29, 2022
Faxama:
Am I the only one that finds these pictures attractive?
I'm sorry mate but only a perv will find these attractive.
Phones › Re: NCC Licenses Elon Musk’s Starlink To Provide Internet Service In Nigeria by Rickmann: 3:19pm On May 29, 2022
Cozbymaster97:
America still keeps on en circling the world.
This monopoly needs to stop..
The world is waiting for urs then..
Romance › Re: Men With Good Intentions Are Boring-lady Opines by Rickmann: 8:23am On May 29, 2022
alreadyviral:
A South African lady has made a controversial statement on Twitter that has garnered mixed reactions on the social media platform.

The young lady identified on Twitter as @lonazatu, disclosed that men who have good intentions are boring to be with.

Taking to the microblogging platform, she wrote; ”Men with good intentions are boring yoh”

See the lady’s tweet below:
https://www.alreadyviral.com/men-good-intentions-boring-lady/
See depression..
Can you just imagine?
Romance › Re: Married But Dated A Single Lady For 2 Years Now I Am Loosing My Mind! by Rickmann: 9:21am On May 27, 2022
NLElder:
First of all don't be quick to judge me. I am just here for matured help/advice cos I am fast loosing it. I am sure if it's abroad I will to told to go meet a therapist.

I am a young man in my early 40s and married for 9 years now with 2 kids. My nature of work is such that I am living on another town 5hours away from my family. This has been the case 6years out of the 9 years I am married. I have never really enjoyed my marriage as a young man cos I am always driving up and down every weekend to meet my family and when I got a promotion with more responsibility I reduced it to every 2 weeks, and as the stress of work and driving became more stressful, I now go every month. I have tried all my best even till date to see if I can get another work in the same state my wife and kids reside to no avail and my wife can't leave her work in the state join me as she is in a federal government establishment that has no branch in the state I live and work. The scenario so far shows you that I am not enjoying a healthy sex life with my wife, but being someone brought up to respect the marriage institution, I have resigned to my fate and taken life as I have seen it. To make matters worse, with due respect to my wife, she suffered female genital mutilation and you know it affects women's sex life and their man is always worse off for it. In summary we lead a routine boring sex life in the few occasions we even get to have it. However, the 6 years I have lived and worked in another state, I have never cheated or thought of cheating on her despite all the cold lonely nights I have to spend alone. I am a kind of introvert and never hide it from people that I am married. Some will be like "u no get side chick"? I will say no. The problem started 4 years earlier out of the 6years in the city I live and work. Since I am always lonely and bored in my crib, I mostly do video calls with my wife and kids daily or chat online with friends to keep my mind busy and avoid unnecessary tensions that will remind me of the lonely boring life I was living. This also keeps me away from sexual urges if I feel any as a fool-blooded young man I was. It was in one of these online chats that I got close to one young lady of about 30. We really got close through chatting and graduated to exchanging numbers. I always make it known that I was married to everyone I meet and she was no exception. We became best friends online and kept our limits as married man and a single lady would. We became curious and excited to meet each other live when we found out we were in same city.

We arranged a harmless date in a restaurant in town were we really got to know more about each other. I found out that she was a struggling young girl teaching in a private school with NCE and was unable to proceed to degree level due to lack of funds. Her salary wasn't even up to 18k and she was squatting with one lady in very uncomfortable circumstances. After that 1st live meeting, a very good friendship ensued but entirely platonic .

All these past 4 years before I met her, I cook for myself and go to market by myself. One Friday she called and I did not immediately pick cos I was in the kitchen. I called her back later and told her I was cooking and she jokingly asked if she could help. As at then she was yet to come to my place, so I told her if she really wanted to help then I would come and pick her up and that was how for the first time in 4 years, a lady visited me in that town. It felt awkward. It did not take long for me to find out how homely she was...washed plates, tidied everywhere, and finished up the cooking. I really felt at peace and started getting worried at the same time. We spent time chatting but kept our distance and nothing happened between us and I dropped her off later where she was squatting.

After that, our friendship went to another level and the visits became more frequent but still nothing happened between us. I got to know she was a well brought up lady that still had values and I also confirmed she had no man as at the time she met me. She said she had always wished to be married before now and never believed she would reach 30 and still be single.

I know my story is getting rather long, so let me try to wrap up. In summary, she started having issues with the family she was squatting with and didn't have enough money to rent a place of her own. I didn't have enough to rent for her either as I was already carrying a lot of financial responsibilities for her by then...monthly stipend of ₦10k to add to her salary, tolletries, making hairs and even helping out with her sick mum hospital bills. So without a 2nd thought, both of us decided she move into my place. Inside me I knew it was somehow but I think by then we were already in love with each but maybe living in denial.

So she moved in and that was it. Yes, we started having sex, uncomfortably at 1st but later became 2 sex maniacs. It was as if she was sent to compensate me for my horrible marriage sex experience I have endured all these years. We couldn't have enough of each other. In fact when I want to travel and see my family, she breaks down crying. I knew it was more than a side chick matter. In fact this lady gave me a fulfilled sex life that I swear if it's in the olden days I wouldn't mind taking her as a 2nd wife. Months grew into years and our passion for each other grew to the point that we got jealous of the opposite sex calling us. She even starts frowning when my wife calls or tears will start running down her eyes. People, I became so confused. We both knew we have gone too far and yet were not ready to end it. I even because part of her own family cos I go with her to see her sick mum and played a prominent role when she died. I don't know her older siblings knew if I was married or not , but I think she confided in her older sister who seemed to like me so much and only warned her to be "careful."

After 2 years, she started agitating about marriage so much that she said she needed to move out of my place. That as long as she is with me, she might not get married since it's obvious I wasn't going to marry her no matter how much both of us pretended about it. Deep inside me I knew she was right and I couldn't be selfish to keep her from meeting single suitors but I felt an inexplicable pain in my heart as if a part of me was about to be cut off. However, I forced myself to assist her to get a place and yet she on her own kept coming to my place every weekend until she moved in again leaving her place wasting for over 2 months., only going there once in a while to pick things..

All the 2 years we were together she was open and truthful to me about relationships she was now trying to build with single guys she hoped would marry her. I was already feeling bad inside me that she was about to leave my life, but she kept assuring me that she was with me and truly told me everything happeneing in the new relationship she was building.

She later moved out completely from my place after 2years on a new year day. She said needed to start the year on a good and clean note and had gotten serious with the guy that said he wants to marry her. I began to feel extreme jealous I couldn't explain. I knew it was not right but I couldn't stop myself. I tried my best and stopped calling or chatting with her but I still didn't find peace. One evening a month after when it was now clear that she has decided to get serious with the guy she said was coming for marriage, she visited me and and you can't believe it, we made hot passionate love. And when we were lying side by side, her new man called and she quickly ran into the toilet to answer him. I felt it was time I ended this whole thing, it wasn't looking right again. So I confronted her why she was still leading me on when she is now in a marriage -bound relationship and she said because she still loves me and doesn't know how to let go of me. We cried together that it wiould be tough as we would soon separate from each other for life and she left. I cried like a baby as we made love again and she consoling me to try and teach my wife the things she does to me despite her FGM predicament.

The period she was with me, she was uncomfortable answering calls from her man and I got fed up and decided to investigate. So I went to the street where she showed me the guy lives(she was truly open to me and I give her that) and waited to see if she has started visiting him as she mostly denies and lo and behold, I saw her entering the guy's house. I felt a sharp pang of jealousy which I couldn't control. I picked up my phone after some minutes and started calling her, but her phone rang severally and she didn't pick. I was almost half-dead with jealousy. I cried iny heart and drove away. I sent her a text that because she was "enjoying" herself with her man she was now avoiding my calls. That maybe tbe guy was so good at it. She called about 2 hours later and really took offence that because she visited him and did not pick my call was simply because she doesn't want him to start asking questions and not necessarily that they were doing anything. We quarrelled like never before and said hurtful things to each other and I asked her to return my key at my office the next day cos by then she no longer visited my house as she has really gotten serious with the guy. She returned the key and for over 2 months we stopped communicating and became strangers.

Instead of pushing her out my mind, I felt a daily torture looking through her Facebook pics, WhatsApp status, and other social media. I will go to her guy's street and painfully watch her enter his house from afar. I was fast losing my mind. I knew it was over for good and don't want her back but the obsession is yet to leave me till date. Everyday, I check her pictures and feels pangs of pain and jealousy as I see her lovely smiles. My people it's punishment and torture for me. I keep obsessing every second of my life about her. Who can help me? Something is definitely wrong. In one of her recent status, I saw her flaunt her hands with an engagement ring and I felt a sharp pang of sadness instead of happiness. People help me I am loosing it. Even though she has apologized to me and I too have apologized for the hurtful things we said in the course of our quarrel, my mind is still not at peace. Even now presently she is engaged she still calls me and tries to engage me in friendly conversations but I will just be answering without interest. She even sent me a pic recently at a wedding she went to and I told her she should stop sending me her pics but should be sending to her man. She apologized and said she has taken note. Yet, I will feel bad inside me if I don't see her friendly chats which my attitude has made her reduce. Yet in all these, first thing in the morning I will quickly rush to check her pics, if she has made new posts, etc etc. I need help, I really do. Sorry my people for the long post but I really needed to empty myself to see the help I can get if any cos I want my normal sane life back. I have also prayed to God and asked for forgiveness for cheating on my wife ....I have no excuses for doing so but from the long story you can see it was never my intention.
You see, this love thing can be cruel atimes.
We don't choose love , it claims each man as it will.
Its sad you both were victims of circumstance and I felt ur pain while reading through but this is ur reality my bro and you've got to move on.

Like she said , take every sexual fantasy you enjoyed with her and ignite them in ur wife, that will be a good start to moving on.
Education › Re: Meet Chris Alvarez Oldest Man Living With Thanatophoric Condition by Rickmann: 8:49am On May 27, 2022
SheunDataPlug:
Omo embarassed



We are your sure plug for affordable data bundle
How realistic is it for one to pay just 300 naira for 1g worth of data that'll last for 30 days?

C'mon, Its just common sense.

Nigerians sef.
Education › Re: What Books Can I Read To Become The Most Learned Man On Earth? by Rickmann: 8:45am On May 27, 2022
7thgeneration:
Hello everyone. Please I want to know what books to read, and what to look out for in my journey to becoming the most learned man on the planet. I don't care about the demerits I just want to satisfy my curious mind before I become manure for plants' life.

And most importantly I would love to invent a few things too that would probably help humans too. Is all in my head I can't say that here though, till maturation.

I wish this could get to the front page for better contribution. Pls, mods I beseech thee to push it to the front page, thank you.
Just read the BIBLE
Romance › Re: I Need Help...i'm Losing Myself For A Girl by Rickmann: 8:42am On May 27, 2022
Threesha:
From DM
You don't love her, you think you do cos you have to battle another guy for her. Just man up and move on abeg.
Romance › Re: a seer told me that I can’t marry my girlfriend because she has a short life by Rickmann: 8:34am On May 27, 2022
kinq2002:
this thing is just eating me up because i have been dating this girl for a long time and i really love her and i don’t want to leave her
You should be ashamed of urself..ok
Only the Almighty God , the maker of the heavens and the earth holds the key to life and death.

Let that sink into that skull of urs.
Romance › Re: See The Text My Boyfriend Sent Me: Did He Actually Love Me? by Rickmann: 3:13pm On May 26, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
He just cheated on you.. feeling guilty and all about his action..
Pls it's only my opinion..might be wrong..
It's simply because she has changed towards him and nothing more.
Crime › Re: Man Whose Body Was Cut In Half By Forklift Begged Doctors To Save Him Even If... by Rickmann: 12:31pm On May 26, 2022
bmdmix15:
Man whose body was cut in half by forklift begged doctors to save him even if he was just 'a head


A man who was crushed by a forklift begged surgeons and his family to help keep him alive even if he was just a ‘head on a plate’.

Loren Schauers, 20, from Great Falls in Montana, USA, was working in a forklift on a bridge in September 2019, but traffic forced him to get too close to the edge of the bridge, which made him plummet 50ft below and the forklift landed on him – severing his forearm and crushing his lower body.

When he got to the hospital, doctors were forced to perform a hemicorperectomy on him, meaning everything below his waist was amputated to save his life.

After the operation, healthcare professionals didn’t think Loren would make it and his family had to decide there and then if the doctors should save him by cutting him in half .



But while the family were having the conversation with doctors, Lore 'miraculously' woke up and begged doctors to perform the lifesaving operation.





Loren has now been living without his legs and right forearm for two years.



He receives help every day from his loving wife, Sabia Reiche, aged 23, and they both have a YouTube channel with over 500k subscribers, where they document shared aspects of their life.

Sabia opened up about finding out when doctors told the family they would be forced to amputate everything below Loren’s bellybutton.





She said to the Daily Star: ‘We were all like super shocked and none of us knew how to react and none of us knew how Loren would react because he’s an 18-year-old guy living life to the full.

Loren’s sexual organs has been removed as part of the surgery because his pelvis was also crushed.





Sabia said Loren’s mum was power of attorney before the operation and had a difficult decision to make.



She didn’t know whether to have the surgery done and for him to wake up and hate her for it, or not have the surgery done and he dies and then she feels like she killed her son,’ she added.





So his sister fought really hard for him to be taken off the breathing tube so he could make the decision.





‘After a day or two after consultations and talking, they took him off it and he woke up and he kind of had an idea what was going on.’





When Loren woke up in hospital he knew something terrible had happened to his body.





Surgeons told him ‘you’ll lose the lower half of your body or you may die in surgery’.



Sabia added: ‘From that moment I knew he wasn’t going anywhere because he looked them dead in the eye and told them he didn’t care if he was just a head on a plate, they’re going to do the surgery and they’re going to keep him alive.





‘That really brought a lot of hope for us, that he was a fighter, but we already knew that because he was still alive.’





Since the accident Sabia helps Loren with many day-to-day activities.







Sabia also hit out at online trolls who have questioned how the couple have sex.





‘That is a very personal question that we are never going to answer or allude to as it’s very disrespectful.





‘You wouldn’t ask a random couple on the street how they have sex and just because our life circumstances are different, it doesn’t give people the right to ask.’


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The question is how the hell did he even survive been split in two by a forklift?
Romance › Re: Why Are Short Men like this? by Rickmann: 10:27am On May 25, 2022
siofra:
Short men are stingy


They got attitude


They are rude


They are angry


They are bitter




They are mostly redpillers e.g sololucci7, zonefree, favfables1, advanceDNA, gooodhardick, vinnie2000 etc.

I used to like short men before I joined nairaland but not anymore.
See a kettle calling the pot black.. grin

Are you tall?
Politics › Re: IPOB Replies Northern Groups On Killings: Don’t Start Fight That Won’t End by Rickmann: 8:53am On May 25, 2022
dynicks:
The Indigenous People of Biafra has warned the Coalition of Northern Groups against embarking on killing any Igbo, saying they should not embark on a fight that would not end.

The organisation was reacting to threats by the CNG to retaliate against the alleged killing of their kinsmen in the South-East.

“The North will no longer remain passive under such deliberate and sustained attacks on its people and interests, and will henceforth be forced to react to every provocation and unwarranted violation.

“The North’s reticence in speaking out or taking action is not born of fear or ignorance of how to respond in kind and those who tempt us should know that the North is no longer going to turn the other cheek”, the Spokesperson of CNG, Abdul-Azeez Suleiman, had said.

But the Media and Publicity Secretary of IPOB, Emma Powerful, in an interview with The PUNCH on Tuesday night said they had no hand in the alleged killing of a Hausa woman who was with her children.

Powerful said, “We have many things in our hands to respond to this group called CNG because they are nonissue; we are expecting them to start killing in Nigeria and see our position.

“We remain peaceful in our pursuit for Biafra freedom and if they could not call the criminals they brought in our land and thinking we can run for them, they are jokers, let them start this fight and see what the end will look like.


“IPOB has nothing whatsoever to do with the death of a Hausa woman who was with her children on Sunday and we strongly condemn the dastard act by criminals sponsored by Northern politicians.

“Before they threatened us, they should, first of all, remove those terrorists and bandits transferred into Obinze barracks in Owerri, Imo State where they operate from and they were brought to kill and murder and blame it on peaceful IPOB and ESN.



“They are sharing them with ID cards to operate and the world must ask the military why they were giving these terrorist cards for identification.

“The Army was giving them coverage, if these people kidnap, the military will provide them with a place they will keep their victims and bring someone who will receive ransom from victims relatives or family members.


“IPOB and ESN did not kill anybody talk of Hausa woman with children, it’s is an abomination to kill women, children, school children, and pregnant women. We are not like them who plucked out babies from Igbo pregnant women in 1966 and 1970.

“The type of killing going on in our land now is the type Fulani terrorists kill and type of beheading. There is no iota of truth in what they are saying that IPOB hates Hausas living in our territory. What IPOB is after are Fulani terrorists masquerading as herdsmen who are raping our mothers, wives, and sisters in our bushes and forests.”....



https://punchng.com/killing-don't-start-fight-that-wont-end-ipob-replies-northern-groups/?amp
I have always said it that the beheading execution style isn't the igbo people's modus operandi.
Phones › Re: I'm So Frustrated Right Now. by Rickmann: 12:11am On May 24, 2022
Intoboy:
I jus got this Redmi 10c last week for 80k no be say i get money o,i asked the seller if they have screen guard for it...she said NO, I'm always very careful wen handling things so i don't really need the screen guard anyway...i said to myself,my instincts kept telling me guy go get screen guard but I'll always ignore,i was going out dis evening so I needed to carry my bag which i hanged on the wall where my bed is,as i drag the bag like dis the nail i used in hanging the bag jus follow am, straight to my phone,with this whole space on the bed this fucking nail landed on my phone and the touch pad break...phone wey i jus buy wit all money, imagine the pain and bfor i go see Redmi 10c touch pad buy i go trek the whole alaba..��� please always follow ur instincts,the voice no go loud but he go dey tell you.
Lesson well learned..
So sorry, mate.
Romance › Re: Sex: This Is What Men Think About Mostly!!! by Rickmann: 11:59pm On May 23, 2022
Islandlady:
Seriously! Sex is what most men think about everyday of their life! Men think about sex all day long undecided even the so called redpillars

Most times, I'd have different male friends I wish to remain good friends with but all they will be thinking about is how to have sex with me, too bad embarassed

Men pls think about something else apart from sex!!! T for thanks grin

Lalasticlala
BS!
And What proof do you have to back ur lame theory?
Romance › Re: Have You Dated A Prostitute Before? by Rickmann: 11:01am On May 23, 2022
Extrastiv01:
I met this beautiful girl 2 weeks ago, she told me her name was Cindy....
I thought I've seen the bone of my bone and the flesh of my flesh

Her secrets were exposed on my birthday when I decided to take her to a nice hotel so we can lodge and have a nice time

We met one of my old schoolmate at the hotel... immediately he saw Cindy, he can me to a private place and ask me who she is to me and I told him she's my babe....the guy started laughing....I was sad when he told me his roommate slept with CINDY my babe two days ago and he showed me his friend picture with my babe....What pained me the most was the reply Cindy gave me when I asked her about the matter..she said "if you know you cant marry me with my defects please leave me.....so sad
You see red flag , you still dey mumu..
Politics › Re: IPOB Sit At Home Threat Completely Ignored In ASABA by Rickmann: 10:57am On May 23, 2022
Isokiscool:
Banks,schools,filling stations,offices open for business..Everybody is going about their normal business... Security is very tight with Army,police and DSS personel fully on ground to eliminate any IPOB miscreants..



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