₦airaland Forum

Southernigbo:
Well we all know that these women unlike many other tribes don't cheat. The reason for this is mostly because of their upbringing and religious inclination. By nature they are so shy as well and hardly wanna expose their nudity except to their husband, even at that many only practice intimacy with their husband in the darkness of the night. Their shyness is really out of the world. They are also very obedient and submissive and will hardly ever disobey their parents, husband and imams

This is so true..
I strongly agree.

HellAnus:
Help kee you there. Continue playing bet, if your money don finish, you fit stake with ur 2 year old boy

Bring it down bro..you don't joke with everything.
If you have anything reasonable to tell him , you do..if you don't have any, you shut the bleep up and stop exacerbating people's problems.

Saucy22:
Yesterday I said wizkid uses bokeh am correct
Yemi alade uses bokeh
King promise uses bokeh
Even olamide badoo uses an itel phone with a very shallow depth of bokeh
IPhone portrait dulls your pictures
India's use bokeh
Bokeh editing is top class
Get an itel or tecno ,infinix phone today
Enjoy bokeh mode
Take celebrity kind of photos
Get likes and followers on IG
Most slay Queen's use itel bokeh

I'm sure Buhari uses Bokeh mode that's why most Nigerians think he is Jubril

samiabigail:
So I asked this question on FB couple of hours
ago and it got everyone mad with romantic and
erotic answers.


The question was “Mention one instruction women obey
from a men without delay”.



Ómó if you see comment, you go mad.


Well, I decided to bring it down here for Nairalanders to
follow chook mouth for the matter. What instructions do
your girlfriend or wife obey without delay?

Mentioned One Instruction Women Obey From
Men Without Delay or Argument


Drop your comment below

Of course, it's always 'send me ur account details'

kingsvictor2:
This is a true life story, no addition nor subtraction.

I always wondered if women are truly lose and easy to get, I never actually believed it till I experienced it myself with a very beautiful girl who I never thought I could be able to woo her talk more of sleeping with her. During my school days, I lived in this particular compound for 3 years out of my 5 years in school, then another 3 years after my school as I retained the apartment during my service year (posted in Kwara state, I ghosted though cos of my work). I was very comfortable in the compound, the landlord liked me so much and also his children. His second and third son were very good friends of mine, they entered my apartment at will and same with me. My landlords daughter on the other hand liked me so much, she had her way of coming close to me but never spoke out to me pop and play. I liked her also but never spoke to her for anything. As a student, she often did cook some of these delicious dishes and brought to me, she did it on regular basis, I enjoyed it shaa.
Fast forward to my story, I never thought of having any kind of relationship with her but there's this girl who was her friend, who did often visit her. This girl was too beautiful, oh my God! Every time I set my eyes on her, I must see her in my dream dat night. She's this brown skin girl with the nicest stature ever, pretty face. My obsession for her ended in my mind cos I couldn't muster the courage to go near her talk more of talking to her. I saw her way above my level and I could only admire her from a distance. Our conversation when she came to visit her friend started from good morning and ended at bye bye.
One fateful day like dat, around 10.30pm at night I heard a knock on my door. Normally, it could only be my landlords sons who do knock for me at dat time, probably after champions league matches. They were football fans just like me, we do argue like ones. I went to my door and opened it and behold to my greatest surprise, it was my landlords daughter's friend. I was shocked and was pinned at dat spot. She asked me "can I come in?" I told her okay. She came in. I was just processing trying to find out how, and what she's doing in my house. I summoned the courage and put on my man armour and asked her "what's up, what are u doing in my house by this time"? She said it's a long story that she will tell me. I said okay and continued watching the movie I was before she interrupted. After like 30mins, I heard the sound of our yard gate which is a routine to locking it every night. I asked her if she isn't going home or go upstairs to the landlords apartment or call her friend cos the gate has been locked, she said she's been calling her but she wasn't picking up. At dat moment, I knew problem deh. I processed it immediately and said in my mind whatever it will be, let it be. She's too attractive anyway. Around 11.30pm I off my television and went straight to bed where she was already lying down, not sleeping though. I told her to feel comfortable dat nothing will happen. She said okay and turned her face at the other side of the bed. In like 5mins she asked me if there's any of my singlet she can wear that she doesn't eep easily with polo. I gave her one of my singlets which she worn after removing her bra. She didn't remove her trouser but her breasts were dangling like simple pendulum Bob, oh Jesus! I pretended as though I didn't see anything and turned to other side of the bed. After some moment, I felt a touch on my chest, she held me and hugged me. I responded in affirmation and turned to her. She started rubbing the hairs on my chest as she told me what happened.
She said she went out with my landlords daughter to a birthday party and she didn't know when she left without her. It was late to go alone, she was calling her but she wasn't picking up. Some guys offered to drop her which she agreed but along the way, they told her to lodge with them in a hotel. She said she refused and asked them to drop her. After some argument they dropped her and she had to make her way to our yard as her own yard locks up by 10pm. I pitied her and told her sorry.
She continued with touching my chest and I got aroused, I moved for her breast, she responded positively. From there, romance went up high and I went ahead to having the best sex of my life.
Up till today I still think about that day and do ask myself, was it real? I wanted to have a relationship with her but never saw her again. She had a quarrel with her friend and they never remained in contact. Still looking for her after 4years.

Aw..
I really felt this one sha.
I've been there too and I know what it's like.

Who knows? Fate might just connect you both again, someday,somehow..

samiabigail:
The idea of this post is for you to tell us one thing that can
make you happy even when you are deeply sad… We no go
see sorrow for our life sha


as for me ooo hmmmmm Pussy and weed
Especially say she day smoke join
Blast wtf man


Boogyman557 what's ur take on dis man

Music makes me whole

Emmajn1:
Is this a fair loan at all, where is CBN? The country keeps detoriarating.

How can a so called digital microfinance bank give you loan of 400k and wants you to pay back 705k in 3 months. This is a criminal act and they must be sanctioned that is if the CBN is really functioning.

Real genuine bank would not charge more than 15-20k on this loan, and the loan period would have been 12 months. These loan apps are criminals. Why would people not default on the loans collected when you are charging them high interest as this. FCCPC must be fast in shutting down this apps. Many committed suicide because they could not pay these loan high interest within short periods, many business owners are running in huge loses because of these loan sharks with their predatory and illegal loans and others sold all they had just to pay off the loan.

Nigerians are just greedy people..how can anyone think he will get a loan without any form of collateral? Una never see anything..

Meanwhile, the FG should shut down all loan companies and their operations , they are really enslaving Nigerians.

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

They are here again.

Ebi lyk say dem want to tell me another story again ooo.

Ebi lyk say dem want to act another movie again oooo

Even Osibadnjo that we thought is different is now humbly dispensing fuel to costumers.

See how that fool is red dey open teeth..

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

What if breeze blow now?

This present generation is making to be of afraid of giving birth to a girl child

Man, those thighs are sumptuously thick

Jeon:
this Halle and Chloe are really grown up...
I LOVE UR THICK LAPS

well nothing will happen even though the vagina is exposed.....


because it is their normal way in foreign countries, they care less unlike Africa e.g Nigeria that cry yet commit the worst e.g premarital sex, rape, extramarital sex, cheats e.t.c.

Even incest my dear

OyigboUpdate:
As usual I always get the exclusive video.

U can see how they angrily killed the man on white.

U can hear from the video below, they said these are the people we are fighting for their freedom to get Biafra they still want to vote


Watch video on Google drive
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Mh3AiALt5Cqv29HMLBQ4LprI_kX91xAR/view?usp=sharing

I watched this video earlier today and trust me, it was disturbing.

May God save us

HYDEEE:
Is the word "kicked" a profanity that it needs to be censored? Some people especially nigerian bloggers just censor words randomly as if their brains are touching.

I wonder o

Faber:
All you talk is nonsense. God gave them pussy for free. If they cannot give it out for free or at low cost price, then am not doing.

My friend bleeped the girl after spending #150k and you are praising him...as a master in the game. Abeg shift one side

Your story was incomplete then.

OkwuEziokwu:
What would you suggest I improve on?

You need to focus on abdominals, I see some belly fat that needs burning.

Nice one through, I'll give you 7

Faber:
Hi niggas in the house, red pilled, blue pilled and purple pilled. Any pill way you dey chop, I salute you.

See anytime experienced guys like mosdii, Ubunja, The Gidredpiller, Martinez and thousands of others warn people about Nigerian girls, they take the warnings for granted. Good a thing I am not one of them.
This country is messed up. There's no single girl in Nigeria who got anything to offer you. All, including the unborn ones are after your money...thunder will fire you for thinking that a 9ja babe loves you unconditionally.

My own Case Proper.
I have known this girl since 2020, through Facebook, we chat and call each other. I really liked her and she too became interested in me. I tried on many occasions for her to come my state and visit me, she keep coming up with one excuse or the other. So I decided to also keep coming up with one excuse or another anytime she requests for financial help. Last year the I stopped talking to her and stopped all the chats. Total money I spent on her was #2k in 2020

Fast forward to this year she started chatting and calling me...even begin post me on her Facebook stories...then each time I asked to come visit me, she will stylishly come up with another excuse. Then her birthday was sometime in March, she requested #50k I said I will give her the money but she have to come around first then and collect the money. She said I should calm down, she will come around during Easter, I told her then she can contact online loan company and borrow money. When Easter comes, then I give her the money, when she will go back. She said ok.

After some days, she begin give me attitude, stopped picking my calls, stopped chatting me on Facebook while she will be online from morning till night, me I know say na their way. I then locked up for her birthday, I no even send her message. On the eve of her birthday she begin chat me again accusing me how I neglected her and stopped talking to her. While she was the one giving me attitude after I refused sending her the #50k. I explained to her how she was the one that started it first, she apologized and we continue. I gave one of my guys in Abuja her number, the guy invited her after some 2 weeks chatting and bleeped her, I have all their chats. And the guy told Omo try collect clean mouth when she come for Easter for your side.

Now I am preparing to chop my own clean mouth this Easter she now requested I send her Tfare to come back, I said okay. She said #20k I never finished talk she begin call me on phone I should do the transfer na. I come vex o. I told her straight up that I know she is busy sharing her toto for Abuja. That she have to calm down and allow me send her the money since she will be back on Saturday..omoh the girl flared up that I called her Olosho this and that. The whole names way dey this world this girl called me yesterday night. I told her straight up to block me cos I don't have time for dogs.

Chai 9ja babes they swear for una head

Lol...
ARROGANCE, thats all you'll ever learn from @Gidredpiller and his cohorts...

Aren't you surprised that it took your friend just 2 weeks to bleep a girl you have been chasing for close to 2 years now? But Here you are, still lamenting..

What dudes like you fail to realise is that you can simp for a lady even without spending (if that's what you running from) and get what you want and still maintain your self-respect and manliness.

If you don't gat the skills , you don't have it, mate...the redpill teaches you nothing but hate for the female gender.

blamingthedevil:
"I don't have any anointed candidate for 2023. Work very hard to win the ticket...."

Buhari speaks from FEC meeting. 13.04.2022


https://twitter.com/DeeOneAyekooto/status/1514300006794211347

If una no understand..wetin him dey try talk be say , him never see pesin wey him wan hand over the corruption baton

adebayo987:
Let's have an adult discussion. No insult please. I have a girlfriend that we were set to marry by December.

Let me cut the story and go straight to the point. I travelled to a distant place for work since November last year and since I can't cheat on her, I decided to be mastvrbating whenever i'm high. I even let her know and she said it's Okay.

She's a good church girl though and always dislikes sex when i was around with her. So, i got shocked when i saw her on a january uploaded porn video just last week. I didn't believe my eyes because i thought it's someone that looked like her. So i took some screenshots and sent to her to ask if she can recognize this person, only for her to start begging me that it was the devil's handwork as she didn't know "they" would post it online.

This was someone I due send 45k monthly as salary and additional 10k every 20th of the month for miscelenous. Right now i'm heart broken as i'm going to call her family to inform them of my non interest again. Or what should i do?

Experience they say, is the best tutor..

Truth is, there are very few good girls left in this country..My own little statistics says, 5 out of 10 guys will most likely marry an olosho in the end.

I hope you learn from this.

Updating9JA:
Source: https://punchng.com/2023-i-will-hand-over-power-to-youths-says-atiku/

cc; lalasticlala

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Lol..
That's if you are not handed over to ur ancestors first.. It's amazing how foolish and gullible these thieves still think the average Nigerian is.

REALretep:
What are your thoughts about this?

Na the shoe wey him wan use run enter Aso rock..
Thief man!

MayorDaBlogger:
Fewa Otedola- 10 Things No One Told You About Femi Otedola’s Only Son

Being the last child and only son of Femi Otedola, Fewa Otedola couldn’t have kept himself from the media for a very long time. Nevertheless, he has not garnered as much fame as his sisters Florence ‘DJ Cuppy’ Otedola, and Temi Otedola who are all involved in entertainment of different sorts.

His father Femi Otedola has risen to become one of Nigeria’s and Africa’s most influential and richest people. He is involved in several businesses that include real estate and finance, petroleum and gas, shipping, and power generation. Put together, all these businesses have worked towards making him acclaim both fame and wealth.

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Fewa Otedola

Fewa Otedola with family

1. How Old Is Fewa Otedola?
Fewa Otedola was born on June 2, 2000, as the last of the four children of Femi Otedola.

2. He Is Autistic

The Otedola family has accepted the fate and disorder of the youngest of the family. In many ways, they have tried to enlighten the public regarding the disorder that affects the ability of its sufferers to communicate properly and interact socially.

Although Fewa has lived with the challenges that come with being autistic, he has in his own ways been living life at its best. His sisters would also go on to show him affection, post pictures of him on social media as well as defend him when some bloggers write what they feel is off about their only brother.

3. His Educational Background
There hasn’t been a lot of information about the other aspects of Fewa’s private life. Among the things left in the wraps include where he attended school. However, autism does not stop people from receiving formal education.

4. His Grandfather Was A Governor In Lagos State
From 1992 to 1993, Fewa’s grandfather and Femi Otedola’s father, Sir Michael Otedola was a governor in Lagos State.

Sir Michael Otedola was also a writer and consultant who held positions on the boards of several businesses. Having achieved a lot in his lifetime, Pa Otedola in 2010 was listed ThisDay Newspaper as one of Nigeria’s 15 eminent people to win a Lifetime Achievement Awards. He died on 18 November 1993.

5. Why Femi Otedola Did Not Gift Him A Ferrari
Eyebrows were raised in 2020 when Femi Otedola gifted his three daughters Ferrari each and did not hand any to his only son Fewa. This may not be farfetched from the fact that Fewa is autistic and the condition may not have led him to learn to drive or to handle an exotic car as such.

6. Fewa Otedola May Be The Most Loved Of The Otedola Family

From Femi to his wife Nana Otedola and daughters, all seem to be celebrated by the public. Due to his life away from the public, however, Fewa may not have gathered as many fans as other members of his family. Nonetheless, he seems to be loved most by his sisters – at least according to what is seen in social media where several posts about him come up every now and then.

7. Fewa Has Been Described As Most Caring And Genuine
In 2017, Temi disclosed about the autistic nature of Fewa and how he was getting better with each passing day. She went further to tell the public never to sympathize with her brother because, in an actual sense, he is a caring and genuine person.

8. How Femi Otedola Rose To Become A Billionaire
Femi Otedola has taken several business opportunities that would go on to render him the second person in Nigeria after Aliko Dangote to be mentioned by Forbes as a Nigerian dollar-dominated billionaire in 2009. Down the line in 2007, he became the chairman and chief executive of African Petroleum through the attainment of a controlling stake in the business. The company merged with Zenon and increased the cash flow of Otedola.

Then came Forte Oil which was later sold in 2019 and Otedola shifted focus to power by starting Geregu Power Plc. Furthermore, he is the chief executive and president of SeaForce Shipping Company Ltd.


Gathering wealth from different sources, he has amassed wealth that is estimated at the net worth of $1.8bn by Forbes in 2016.

9. Who Is Fewa Otedola Dating?
His relationship status has not been made public as of this writing.

10. His Social Media Presence
There are a number of pages on social media that suggest being Fewa’s. Even so, there is no sign they are truly his or controlled by him. Also, there seem to be little about the youngest Otedola on social media except for the pictures Femi Otedola and his daughters’ post of him.


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Chai! Poor boy..
Life no balance o
I really hope his situation improves for the better.

Kuginzi:
The General Officer Commanding, 81 Division, Nigerian Army, Major General Umar Musa, has confirmed the arrest of 12 suspects impersonating military officers to commit crimes in Lagos and Ogun states.

A statement by the division’s spokesperson, Major Olaniyi Osoba, on Wednesday, said the suspects were paraded for the offence.

Osoba said Musa, while briefing the press during the parade, said not all persons in Army uniform were military personnel.

The statement read, “The 81 Division, Nigerian Army, has arrested 12 suspected imposters fully dressed in military camouflage portraying the Nigerian Army in a bad light during Operation Checkmate within Lagos and Ogun states.

The General Officer Commanding, 81 Division, Nigerian Army, Major General Umar Musa, in a press briefing, dispelled the unfounded narrative that all illicit acts committed by persons dressed in military uniforms are always by military personnel.

“He noted that persons displaying military banners and accoutrements, such as belts and stickers on vehicles and driving commercial vehicles in military uniform as well as driving civilian vehicles painted in army colours are most often not personnel of the Nigerian Army.

“He said in an effort to curtail the ugly trend, the division had heightened the activities of Operation Checkmate to ensure regular arrest of imposters and offenders within the division’s area of responsibility. The GOC disclosed that over 150 impostors were arrested from January last year till date.”

During the parade, Musa was quoted as saying preliminary investigation revealed that some of the suspects specialised in mounting roadblocks along the Ajah Road to extort money from motorists, as well as indulging in other illegal duties while dressed in the Nigerian Army uniform.

“Similarly, the GOC said some arrested suspects fully dressed in military uniform were caught along the Ilaro border area of Ogun State, where they smuggled rice and other contraband.

“The GOC said the arrested impostors would be handed over to the police for further action. He, therefore, urged members of the public to desist from wearing military uniform and T-shirts, displaying military banners, belts and stickers on vehicles as well as driving civilian vehicles painted in army colours,” he added.

https://punchng.com/army-arrests-12-imposters-warns-against-use-of-military-belts-t-shirts/

See mind o
First, these guys must expose people selling these uniforms to them..

Then as an Ex commando, I can say that these boys will be drilled to the point where they will wish for something as sweet as pain and even the gods shall weep for their suffering.

Vitamin17:
So u study all this things initially to use am make money . Oga no be so nah

You can't blame him ok...thats the society we live in.
I'm glad people like him can use his experience to redirect younger ones.

Anticqz:
My phone battery keeps dropping anytime I leave it idle. My phone comes with a 5000mah. It drains like 10%

It's either ur phone has reached its span or it's infected with a virus. You better save up for another phone.

DroppingLiquid:
Just one. I'm writing an article on this

Nepal
Moldova

Both are worse than Nigeria

Whazar:
Good morning Nlders, I decided to share this because it has been bothering me and I want to lose this trauma as soon as possible. So it happened I moved to this house just last December and there’s this single undergraduate that occupies the flat beside me, we have been friends since I moved in but we just kept it that way.


I noticed some famzing and name calling like boyfriend and co as time went on, but I didn’t add so much importance to it because I thought well, we were getting along so well as just neighbors mind you she knows I bang girls , I don’t have a relationship but she knows like 2 girls that I shag regularly Nd I also know her bf

We smoked together, sometimes she cooks and offers me some which I appreciate but ever since I bought my new gen she has been using that opportunity to stay so late at my side , even after all other niggaz go to their various flats to rest, she will still remain and disguise like she’s still charging just for us to be left alone

So last night, I guess she couldn’t hold it anymore and she stylishly asked my friend to please leave for his room cos she wants to Bleep me (he told me that this morning ) though I haven’t told him yet what the girl did so I’m thinking maybe she has been planning this all along. God knows I don’t find this girl attractive at all but it is what it is I told her it is not happening anymore and if she tries to initiate it again I will charge her for assault and rape


Imagine this girl just came over me and started rubbing my dick, even though I protested she said she would scream I wanted to rape her. I’m just glad my friend is telling me this now this morning so that would also be part of evidence when I’m ready to take charges

I’m so bleeped up right now

A woman forced herself on you and you came here to report to us to go flog am, abi? ...you don see council of elders na

C'mon getat.

chatinent:
Me: if I no beat beat am, make I bend.

Well, it all depends on my mood the moment I spot it.

Sophiebabe85:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug_1UClqhYQ

Actor Williams Uchemba celebrates his daughter's dedication and his wife's birthday party




https://instagram.com/stories/williamsuchemba/2814144931854145932?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

Nigerians and child dedication..

Wetin we dey dedicate abeg..when most of these kids still turn out to be menace to society in the end.

Hmm..may God Help us.