₦airaland Forum

This is just a small terminal. Nothing beautiful or modern in it. In fact, take away the building and it can as well pass for an ordinary airstrip.

Bollinger:
While i was still at ilorin, there was this ugly mofo with the worst tribal marks i had ever seen on a human being. But, he had the attention of all the beautiful chicks on campus, wore the baddest clothes, and was always on ride. His name was Ajia. I say "was" cause last i heard, he was executed for some political killings he did for some politicians in Ilorin. I remember one day, i and tony tetuila was strolling back from a night reading class when this mofo accosted us. His grief was that tony was toasting one of the chicks he was targeting. Ol'boy, come see threat. I was almost pissing my pants. Things would have gotten really bad if not for smart diplomacy from tony. That was the last time i was seen publicly on campus with tony. I know wan die. Anyway, i digress. Ajia is dead now and good riddance. All the fine clothes and beautiful girls, where dem de now? Also, God punish Tunde Ojomo. Head of Eiye confraternity 1996. May he rot in Hell for the terror he unleashed on all of us.

Ajia was so popular he moves around town with an entourage and fears no one them. How will you fear anyone when your case got to the governors table, he was turned into a political thug cum assasin. I never new Ajia is dead.

You are absolutely correct about the pretty girls around the guy. He tried recruiting a very close trend of mine and my younger bro but was not successful. We were popular then in our own way and wanted nothing to do with them. We feared and respected them and they in turn left us alone as.

Nigerian police are so useless it is appalling.

Some armed robbers collected a colleagues car in Ilorin over the weekend. The guy was so sure they were student cultists and during the operation they even told him they just wanted to borrow the car. The case was reported to the police and the conclusion was they were cultists probably going for a hit job and needed a car.

This car had tracker and they never took it out of town for more than 48hrs and police couldn't clamp down on them. Now we have cult killings allover the town and police is now forming arrest of suspects.

Isn't it better to pick them up before the hit jobs because they go around with weapons anyway and that's enough to make an arrest.

slimRakim:
Wrote mine in abj..tobore no even allow me reach house before he mail me my zero

Better luck next time, the moment you click submit, your result is ready on a computer somewhere and in less than 3hrs max, everyone gets their results unless something goes wrong.

You definitely can't score zero unless you adjusted your CV to match the job and you never really have any form of experience in that field. A lot of folks score as high as 70 even in job roles that are very technical.

Please also note that test results and high score doesn't grantee being called for interview as invites for interview is strictly based on the number of slots available. The golden rule of thumb for mtn is the top five scores gets called for the next stage if only one slot is available. If the there are maybe three vacancies, they may call around 12 for next stage based on scores.

Sometimes, they may need 5 people and only 6 cross the pass mark, then only those 6 will be invited for mtn interview because mtn will never lower the pass mark because of poor performance of invited candidates.

The pass mark is 40% but I can assure u if you score below 50 in any test for any role, forget it as I have seen test scores where highest is 78% and before u get to 75% u already have your 5 candidates that will proceed.

Let me close by saying u don't need to know anybody to enter. If you are the best when the process is concluded be assured you will get the role even if CEO relative is among the candidates. The life cycle of a recruitment process in mtn is always less than 6 months. That means from the day the advert is released to the public, the successful candidate would have resumed in 6 months max.

akonibobo:
Venue: MTN Nigeria Office, 4th floor Maritime House, Berger Cement Bus Stop Oshodi Apapa Express Way, Lagos State.
Date: Thursday 20th August 2015
Time: 1pm
Contact person: Tobore - 0803200


Are u ok with that

Test for the same role takes place on the same day across MTN's different testing centers across the country. You should crosscheck property, you are definitely invited for a different job function.

M16:
Reading thoroughly is a problem for Nigerians, especially on nairaland. it said 800 are supposed to retire by december 2016 having reached the mandatory age of retirement 60 years or having spent 35 years in office. They were already on their way out

I was highly disappointed the person you quoted is all about emotions. 80% are almost due for retirement so I see it as a smart decision so far their entitlement are paid on time. I was shocked to discover more than 9000 work in NNPC and it's subsidiaries. That's too much.

t2luv1:
That is still some million years away in another galaxy.

It will happen sooner than you expected. In 10 years max, we will get there. We can do things right when we put our mind to it and the focus on power is now so much that I do not see us getting out of the cycle of darkness very soon.

Flyoruboy:
Alomo users should beware henceforth o. But these counterfeiters should take it easy, money is not everything naw. It's one thing to be producing fake cables and footwears, but Alomo bitters that people actually drink? Only God knows how many people fit don die as a result now. Smh.

Producing fake cables is equally as dangerous. Many houses will go up in flames immediately we attain 24 hours uninterrupted power supply.

MizMyColi:
OP, though I don't see any markers to show that this is really PH Owerri Road, I do not doubt you.

I plied that route today to FUTO, though, I did not witness the bad part of the road. There are possibilities the carnage is further down the road.

Personally, what I observed in the villages/towns I've toured so far is that, Owelle Rochas Okorocha and his wife, with all due respect is running a government of BILBOCRACY - A government run on Super 48 sheet billboards, by the billboards, and - for the billboards.

BILBOCRACY is a common in trend across the states of the federation. The more backward the state is, the more appalling it is.

Sanchez01:
This is obviously not the first and definitely won't be the last. Kindly visit the 'Romance' and see that it did not start with you.

Stop politicizing everything. The imposter may just want to catch fun at the expense of your moniker. I have seen a 'Naijaboiy' imposter who hurled insults at everyone for no reason in the 'Romance' section. There are many of them there and it's not new.

To this end, I'd recommend that you learn to man up and exhibit decorum sometimes. You're not a girl for a crying out loud. I wouldn't have commented on a post as this because it's quite disturbing and annoying to read. Please man up and learn to stop playing the victim.

Nairaland is Seu.n's property but you're fast making it look like your purpose revolves around this forum.

Moreso, an imposter cannot be the real you. No matter how closely related the name is to yours, it still doesn't make it yours. Please grow up and be a man.

Gbam!

A smart judge.

If you can beat up a guy because of your girlfriend, then you should be bold enough to marry that girl. Marriage is a better true test of your feelings for her than beating people up.

Respect Judge!

AuntySusan:
Being a human being a bit neutral in today's politics, I can see through both past n present administration
Would you deny that Buhari is now doing some of the things he used against Jonathan?
Funny enough his nl fans that insulted GEJ for doing same are now singing his praise. On a good day, that should be an insult on our collective intelligence but I guess u see what u want to see, the way u want to see it

Also for the scope of my research, I have to argue more with those opposed to my topic so I can extract their reasons. Their opinion/reasons are also very important to my research than those that support.

Like I mentioned in the op, my little research on about 18 nl moniker (Pro Buharists) shows that they mostly hate/insult GEJ same way they insult/hate Igbos. (Very anti Igbo and anti GEJ at the same time).
Won't that be tempting for u to conclude if u were in my shoes?lol Of course I want to know why is that? And the best people to engage(even more aggressively) on this are the culprits

Then your research topic can be rephrased to suit those that will argue for the other side (Buhari, APC and north) and you will realise both are exactly mirror images (pardon my physics).

ramalot:
You have written off the Professor as an "unintelligent man," because you happen to disagree with something he said. Does that nullify everything else he is indubitably great at?

I did not dwell on your attention to detail in your paragraph, as we all make typographical errors. However, it appears you did not read the second half of my comment.

That second (and longer) half attempted to show why your logic appears flawed. Your attempt to justify the statement that "stealing is not corruption" is not convincing. All you've done is sub-categorize other aspects of human society that may be labelled as "corrupt," in the context of that group/society.

While all those categorizations are indeed true, how does that remove "stealing" from the sub-category? It does NOT appear to.

Let me know why stealing is NOT an act of corruption.

FYI I have zero interest in Nigerian politics and partisan bickering. If your driving motive is some allegiance to Jonathan, Buhari, political parties etc, then don't bother responding. I only engage in common sense conversations which stimulate reasoning, and not biased rhetoric.

God bless you for your last paragraph. It become increasingly difficult to participate in intelligent discuss on nairaland's politics section because everyone thinks you must show allegiance to a party, region, ethic, person, and religion.

Affiliation to logic and common sense has been relegated to the background. It is a shame.

FriedPlantain:
The same _retards up there calling the guy names have forgotten that 'Father Abraham' who they worship so gladly even married is own sister. Guess Abraham is a _retard too according to them.

Not only the Chinese, Arabs too. Majority of Nigerians are not as exposed as we pretend to be.

Some comments on nairaland in different sections makes you ask '' are they for real?'' or '' is this someone's opinion? ''

Why reveal the details including the phone number?

By the way, it is as real as it can get and not a scam.

missbronze:
Very correct.


Truth is that, not all men are husband material.


In one way or the other, a lady will see what will make her nt want to get married to a guy. or have her reason for nt accepting the marriage proposal.




But, trust guys, they will nt want to know the reasons, or accept their fualts, and, work towards being a better person.


Rather, they will start labelling the gal all sorts of name. and, will be wishing her evil.

So technically, it is the guys fault when they propose and the ladies refuse?

Chinese marry their first cousins so no biggie.

xtrorse:
You can begin a counter thread. You will get what you are looking for...

Not interested. A little bit of research on my moniker will reveal to you my level of participation here. Thanks.

Why do I get the feeling Auntysusan already reached a conclusion but she is merely looking for facts to back it up and will gladly embrace any post that supports her conclusion but may not be so willing to embrace posts that suggests otherwise?

MizMyColi:
I understand your angst and your point.
Smmh...

Why do I suddenly feel like I'm building castles in the air?

Unfortunately you are. As you can see, their minds is closed with the contents sealed permanently.

hedonistic:
Window dressing policy meant to deceive the undiscerning. What are the mechanisms in place to ensure that this directive is implemented? Who would be responsible for calculating whether power was cumulatively supplied for 14 days or 15 days - the Discos, NERC, or the consumers? How prepared is NERC to effectively prevent the Discos from manipulating the process, which is evidently fairly easy?

When I saw the headline, I rushed to read the news because I thought that NERC had outrightly cancelled the annoying fixed charges. Only to see the yeye regulatory gymnastics.

Thank you for speaking my mind. Only outright cancellation makes sense.

atbu1983:
I can tell you with all certainty most south south people want the ideal Niger Delta. I work and live in portharcourt. I have discussed this issue with many niger deltans including some delta ibo from Ndokwa (kwale). i have discussed this issue with urhobo, isoko, ikwerre and some Ijaw,They share my view. Leave the election out of it. not all niger deltans share same view with you when it comes to the election. In 2011, the Yoruba and North central voted Jonathan in large proportion, that doesnt make them Niger delta. because Ibos voted jonathan in 2015 does not make them south south. South east voted Jonathan because they believe Jonathan will treat them better and because they have beef for north. They did not support Jonathan because they want to favour south south. I agree with Asari dokubo when he said "Jonathan is not the symbol of Niger Delta struggle, he is just a beneficiary"

I understand the fact that you are delta ibo, you are more likely to be sympathetic to biafra.

Biafra is not a Niger Delta struggle. Biafra is an igbo struggle. If you want a struggle were you will get a full support of Niger Deltans, it has to be a niger delta movement. Anything outside that, you wont succeed in getting full support. we the niger deltans are the one who the Unitary system is most affected. We have to be the centre and the main cause of the struggle. it has to be our struggle. This is very important and must be spelt out from the very begining or else we will regret it later.

This makes sense.

Crude oil! Crude oil!! Crude Oil!!! Every argument and discussion is tactically a call for resource control or secession for resource control.

Apple, Microsoft and Google as individual company make more money than Nigeria as a Nation. Nigerians think!!

You all can call for resource control and break-up all you like but deep down, what you are asking for tactically is access to free and more money with the hope that your lives will be better.

OP should not panic. Like others have said, google and Youtube is your friend. My boss thinks I am good at excel but what he didn't realize is every time he gave me a difficult task on excel, I smile confidently and tell him I will get back to you sir. Then I go on line and learn fast.

Mind you, it also depends on the kind of job you do because sometimes, you need to understand the logic and basic solution to the problem or data base you want to analyze before knowing what function or tools in excel to apply. If you lack this, then you do not deserve that job in the first place.

Backwards people, Backwards army.

It is only in this clime the army personnel use power over civilians that cannot harm them..

doinwealth:
Guy you no try after 2 solid years of dating her na den you come know say her character is not of a good Wifey bah? Op I put it to you that you gave the girl in question false hope hence which made her commit herself TOTALLY to you just for you to dump her.guilty or not guilty?

Am not trying to justify her barbaric behaviour but guys pls stop giving girls false hope,if you know won marry let her know from the get go.not the one the girl for don slave for every of your family member finish(with you allowing her) all in the name of trying to form Wifey for the boyfriend's family member na the you go come talk say you can't marry her.I check the girl Facebook na so so your pix full her album e even get one wey she munch the pix of both of you together and wrote destined together, guy wetin you dey look all those time??

You have a point.

Tocheagle:
HOT LOVE

Why do I find this funny?

donofdons:
Chairman of a football club....aspiring rapper......law graduate......muslim.....wearing a jesus crucifiction shirt.....dont know what to say about this guy but he will surely disgrace his father and allienate his northern/muslim political base...i love saraki and he should put a stop to this drunk stunt by a son of a distinguished nigerian senator from a distinguished muslim yoruba/fulanoid political family

Islam is Sarakis family is for political gains. They are as liberal as you can get.

We don enter one chance in Kwara. In 10years time Ilorin peeps will lead everyone to vote for this boy like they did allow Bukky become governor in 2003 just because he is the son of OLOYEE!.

How this family get away with such in a state filled with bright minds beats my imagination.

Mind you, it is Kwara state funds that is been used to fund ABS football club. Don't let anyone fool you.

pretydiva:
Something just doesn't seem right about ini of late...cant really pinpoint it tho..her beauty is fading each passing day

She is aging fast.