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So what exactly is ur problem young man?
Do u want to unrape her or what?

God...
Like why did he even create human beings at all in d first place sef..
To just be playing us against each other like puppets..then be watching our reactions like movies or what

Weak ass men everywhere u go like MTN...SMH.

Better be soapying away ur sorrows in peace...

Hmmm...late 30s...very soon now u gonna get to d crossroad that is "40"
And remember what they said about fools and 40s man..

You again...
Thought u in exile in krygyzstan..

What You find most attractive in "ATIKU" u mean...

SurvivorM:
OMG you read HINT magazines my mum used to buy so many of them, I was obsessed with it and their very interesting stories.
They even inspire me to be a writer ( wish I hope to be very good one day)

lol..same here..my mum also Littered the whole house with the Stuff back then...hmm d good ol days...
I can even still tell some of the stories like I'm telling a movie now sef..

Interesting... Believe everything u hear here at ur own peril..
NL just be like Dt out of vogue romance magazine "Hints"...their creative writers were the very best in the business...infact their stories sounded so true that they even mentioned "real names"...if only I were a movie producer..I do just be jejely adapting those their wonderful suspense filled but fake stories into movies...

Once a comedian..always a comedian
This mofo thinks the US gives a damn abt Ukraine...
The US that through their henchmen the CIA were overthrowing ND assassinating disloyal African..Asian and central American leaders throughout the cold war ND beyond destabilizing the affected countries beyond comprehension...all in the name of "fighting communism" They toppled ND assassinated the first elected black PM of the congo...Patrice Lumumba in conjunction with Belgium causing in the process the most brutal ND bloody civil war in African history that killed millions ND devastated the whole of the congo..
They did it in Vietnam...causing decades of a bloody civil war in which they even used a chemical weapon defoliant(forest clearer)..which they euphematically called "agent orange" which the vietnese still suffer the deadly effects to this day...
They did it in Korea..yoguslavia and most recently in Iraq ND libya for "oil"
The morally upright US that orchestrated brutal civil wars in most of central America (their own backyards) during the cold war era..in El-salvador.. Guetamala.. Nicaragua...just because of "bananas"..yes you heard me right.."bananas" or avnt you heard of "bananas Republics ND banana wars"..the origin of which were the series of wars orchestrated by the CIA in most of central America just to protect the "precious Bananas" of the big American owned conglemerate..The "united fruit company" known now as "chiquita fruits company"...yes the united states of America through their evil geniuses the CIA were funding and channelling arms to various rebel groups most notably the contras in Nicaragua to fight any unfriendly central American regime that attempted to naturalize the large swathes of lands in their territories that the united fruit company were using as their Banana plantations...to seize back the huge portions of lands that belonged to their poor citizens but have been dubiously or forcefully stolen by the United fruit conglemerate...
So the US were basically orchestrating bloody civil wars that killed millions of people all over central America just to topple unfriendly regimes and replace them with their puppets to oversee their "Banana republics" and protect the precious Bananas of the US owned united fruit company conglomerate...
Infact in one of the biggest scandals in US history that almost toppled the Reagan administration..known as the "Iran/contra affair"..it came to public notice that the US even after placing severe sanctions on Iran for their war in Iraq...were still selling weapons to Iran and channelling the proceeds to the contras in Nicaragua...bloody nd brutal rebels that were killing millions of innocent civilians in their Banana wars against the Nicaraguan central govt...
So don't be shocked if one day it comes to light that the saintly US are currently selling weapons to Russia even after all the media noises about sanctions and then channelling the proceeds to Ukraine so that the war will go on and the stocks of the numerous satanistic weapons conglemerates that litter the US will be skyrocketing and the billions will be flowing in...I mean those American weapon manufacturers rake in hundreds of billions of dollars yearly...so they can always afford to splash a few millions around the corridors of power through their lobbyists ND agents so that a war must be kept on going somewhere or another...so that the satanists weapon manufacturers like the biggest of them all.."the Lockheed Martins" conglomerate...their satanist lobbyists ND agents...and of course the satanist government will all be smiling to the banks...cus for them all.."war is best for business"...
If u don't Gerrit go watch the dark documentary.."shadow world" on Aljazeera and get it...
The US government are pure satanists..all of them I swear... it's all about the dollar bills ND power for them.. bloodsuckers!!!

Once a comedian..always a comedian...
Don't be Shocked if it later comes to light..that the saintly US(God's own country) are currently selling weapons to Russia and channelling the proceeds to Ukraine so that the war will go on and the stocks of the satanist American weapon manufacturers like the biggest of them all.."the Lockheed Martins weapons conglemerate" will be skyrocketing on the stock markets and the billions will be flowing in...
So that the American weapons manufacturers and their satanist lobbyists and agents that splash a few billions around the corridors of power so that a war must be kept going on in one place or another and of course the satanist American governments and their evil geniuses the CIA that orchestrate those wars will all be smiling to the banks.....bloodsuckers!!!
They did it during the Iran/Iraqi war of the 1980s...the same US that were openly sanctioning and condemning Iran like they currently doing to Russia..but when the scandal known as the.."the Iran/contra affair"..that almost toppled the Reagan administration broke out and foul nyash open..it was revealed to the public that the same saintly US that were slapping sanctions right..left..center on Iran like they currently doing to Russia were covertly (codedly) selling weapons to Iran and channelling the proceeds to the contras..a notorious rebel group in Nicaragua that were fighting the US "Banana wars" in their "Banana republics" of central America... Nicaragua.. Guatemala.. El-salvador...where the U.S through their evil geniuses the CIA of course were funding different rebel groups like the feared contras to fight and overthrow any unfriendly central American regime that attempted to touch the "precious Banana plantations" of the US owned "United fruit company" now known as "chiquita fruits"...and in the process causing very bloody civil wars that killed millions all over central America or avnt you heard about the "Banana republics and Banana wars"
Infact saint US the God's own country were openly sanctioning Iran for their war in Iraq...then codedly selling weapons to the same Iran they were openly sanctioning and channelling the proceeds to a notoriously brutal rebel group called the contras to continue their bloody nd brutal civil war that killed millions in Nicaragua and all over central America..just to protect the "precious Banana plantations" that covered most of those central American territories owned by the American "united fruit company"...so wait!!! the US were basically killing millions of people all because of "Bananas"..."Bananas" not even oil..or gold sef?...oh my!!!..what a satanist country run by satanists that must keep a war going on in one place or the other..so that their satanist backers...the satanist American weapon manufacturers like the satanist "Lockheed Martin weapons conglomerate" and their satanist agents and lobbyists that lobby the satanist government officials to start ND keep wars going on around the world while throwing a few billions around the corridors of power... will all be smiling to the banks...infact for them..it's all about the dollar bills
"So war is best for Business"
If u don't Gerrit..then go watch the documentary.."shadow world" on Aljazeera and Gerrit........

Interesting...But Putin will soon bomb Ukraine into the stone age
He did it in Grozny..the capital of the Chechen Republic of ichkeria(a breakaway region of Russia o)during the Second Chechen war of the early 2000s...talkmore of Ukraine...
NATO:::"we don't want a direct conflict with Russia"
Zelensky or whatever:::"we will fight Russia..in the land..air..sea wherever(borrowing the words from the famous war speech given by the British p.m Winston Churchill during the second world war)..
So the comedian thinks he is the closest thing to the great Churchill abi..lol...
NATO pushed you into a fight they ve been avoiding since the late 1940s...and u think you smart?
I already knew the comedian was nothing more than an American puppet during the Trump era..when it leaked out that Trump ordered him to investigate joe Biden and his son Hunter Biden's ties to a big Ukrainian oil company where Hunter Biden serves on the board..failing which.."he will withdraw the US aid to Ukraine which runs into millions of dollars"...come on who does that to a strong leader!!!
So all those shouting Bravery..the comedian is just dancing to the tunes of his American masters for the cash and the power..at the expense of his citizens' blood... very simple nd short

Elijah74:
Please how can I get a hire purchase small bus otherwise known as korope for an hire purchase 400k deposit please advise

new one or sound Belgium one..which one..as I can find sound Belgium one which you can buy straight up for that price...

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As I discovered a very common over the counter medication that is very effective against opiod withdrawal symptoms (actually an anti cold/cough drug)but very effective for opiod withdrawal...it will also help you sleep well(insomnia is the worst of the withdrawal symptoms u know)
so contact me for help..but only if you willing to quit trams/codeine oo..and I will help you with the non-addictive drug for managing the terrible withdrawal symptoms..

Interesting...But the US nd NATO can both go to hell... Throughout the cold war era when the US through their CIA ND backed by the "west" were busy assassinating nd overthrowing any world leader that chose the path of the Soviet union's communism to their own capitalism...where was western propaganda nd morality back then?...how can the all good U.S be mudering world leaders ND orchestrating regime changes which resulted in brutal civil wars that killed millions of people all in the name of "fighting communism"...what nonsense!!!..How can u dictate to a sovereign nation whether they should practice state controlled Economy(communism)..or free market economy (capitalism)...I don't just get it...is it ur communism?...must a sovereign country practice una capitalism against the Soviet union's communism?...they did it in Vietnam causing more than 20 years of a brutal civil war that killed millions..they even used a chemical defoliant in vietnam which they euphematically called "agent orange"..which the citizens of Vietnam still suffer the effects till date...they did it in the congo in conjunction with Belgium (the colonial masters of the congo)...they orchestrated the overthrow ND assassination of Patrice Lumumba the first elected black prime minister of the congo..ND plunged the congo into decades of a very bloody civil war...they did it in Yugoslavia..they did it in Angola..they did it in virtually all nations of central America..in Guetamala.. Nicaragua...El_salvador...e.t.c..they funded different rebel groups to overthrow unfriendly and disloyal leaders of these central American nations at different times during the cold war era resulting in very long bloody civil wars that killed millions of innocent civilians just because of "bananas"...yes u heard me right.."bananas" or avnt you heard of "Banana republics"...the origin of which were the "Banana wars" fought by U.S funded rebel groups just for the control of the huge banana plantations owned by the big U.S conglemerate known then as "united fruit company" known now as "chiquita fruit company" across central America against various central American regimes that attempted at various times to nationalise and hence redistribute the large plantation lands owned by the "united fruit company" among their poor citizens...the US funded the "contras" in Nicaragua...the "SWAPO" in Angola e.tc...notorious rebel groups that massacred innocent civilians while fighting their central governments ...They most recently did it in Iraq ND libya just cus of "Oil"...we all know how George Bush accused sadam Hussein of iraq of possessing "weapons of mass destruction" just to get rid of him and have iraq's oil... So Let me just ask...so all the.."Nuclear..chemical..biological..mechanical weapons that the US posesess are "weapons of mass "happiness" abi

Infact mentioning all the bloodshed in history that have been orchestrated by the U.S will take forever...so let me just stop here for now...
Now Russia is fighting a "just war" of survival against what the U.S is cooking for them if Ukraine eventually joins NATO ND someone will not rest again from western propaganda.
Bleep the US..Bleep NATO..Bleep the west..they all bloodsuckers!!!
If the west still moves u with their propaganda then u not a good student of politics ND history
As 4 me..I'm a graduate of political science ND history..so I know the game too well 2 be moved by the west ND their dirty propaganda..

Interesting... But I just pity the innocent Ukrainian civilians caught up in this mess created by that their comedian...one elderly Ukrainian man whose house was shelled yesterday angrily remarked on aljazeera.."I don't care who's right or wrong...or who started this mess...I just want this nonsense to stop...damn them all"

Interesting...But dat dbanj guy looks so cool..d way he's always smiling on the judges' panel of dt Nigerian idol show eh...dude's so humble ND funny...

A man who's hated by many and is fine with that..is a very powerful person
Trump and Putin readily comes to mind...

And this is coming from a so called male!!!.

What nonsense!!!

Go get a life bro...
Stop living in fantasy land..
There's a reason why it wz Alice and not Albert in wonderland...

Stop cozying up to the west... Russia can never take that shit likely with you..this mofo thought it was all comedy...now see the result..

Seaseason07:
Nice one son. I'm happy for you. I will neber hate you. If not for what you have been doing, you'd be in the street of Lagos by now carrying about your certificate or doing Keke driver. Good one boy!

is Keke driving not work
My driver balances me 3k daily ND still goes home with like 4_5k daily after other expenses...I wish I go Sabi dey drive dt thing myself sef..
U..how much do u make daily..
just open mouth dey insult other people's hustle while u still dey chop mama thank ma..
Kids everywhere...

Interesting...na one of his papitos( Sugar daddies..like he calls them himself)go dey sponsor this one now
This world is rotten...

Interesting...

Pls any man in Anambra state(Awka_ogidi) axis that needs a Keke napep on a daily_pay basis should contact me...
Must be a married man with family..

Interesting...any man in Anambra state(Awka_ogidi axis) in need of a Keke-napep on a daily_ pay basis should pls contact me....
Must be a married man with family...

Interesting...

Nonexisting:
I have been in lowest of lows in my life, have been mocked by friends at some point, was told point blank that I would not succeed in my business ideas which were odd and unachievable. In fact my own mother told me to look for job like my mates and leave the nonsense business idea I was working on. My father was the only one giving me hope and courage. He even told me not to bother buying bread whenever I came back to see them and he would rather give me some money for transport back to the city. Why am I telling this stupid story? The answer is because all through those travails, it never occurred to me to commit suicide. If ever you've had an idea to take your own life, run to the hospital asap because you are definitely insane and I don't mean it in an insulting way.

my friend will u keep kwayet!!!

Interesting...but the Nigerian society has failed d youths woefully..
My aunty..someone I've taken as a mother since my mom died some ten years ago recently told me 2 my face.
"No be ur mates dey do yahoo sef?"(I do gift her bags of rice ND bottles of groundnut oil every Xmas o)then I wz left wondering..if a 26 yrs old guy like me that is into Rice supply bizness..has a barbing salon nd employs barbers dt work 4 him...just recently bought a Keke-napep Nd hires drivers 2 run d Keke.. can receive dt kind of pressure 2 make quick money from someone he sees as a mom..then just imagine d kind of pressure ND broke shaming dt d so called "broke" guys receive/go through at d hands of friends ND relatives alike to make quick cash at all costs...
Nd it's even worse among we Easterners(argue with ur village people)
I just pity this country..d monsters u all making out of all these young "broke" boys when u all broke shame ND pressurize them 2 make quick cash at all costs so u all can leech on them will all come back 2 hunt us all someday...
It's even happening already sef... niggas now run local ND butcher small girls like chickens..
SMH..this country is not cursed..it is d people in it dat re cursed with greed..
Tufiakwa!!!

Hmmm....

Interesting but that girl is guilty as fvck...
I know what she can do..
She's just damn lucky she's got the right financial nd legal backups..