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The mother can visit her son whenever she likes, the lady in question should get a help, who will assist her in doing house chores so that the wife can concentrate on taking care of the baby and her MIL, it is not that she will be nursing the MIL too, cook, and serve her, that is the wife's responsiblity. Tell your friend to get a help, because dwelling on this type of issue will start unnecessary wahala in the home.

chaircover: I just noticed something very odd. last night there were 1300 views and this morning there were 1500 views. Ronke we seem to have a lot of unregistered students ooooo! Ronke create a registration form and lets change N1,000 for each form

I noticed that too on friday, some guys gan sef they add, me, all those people that added me as a friend, i don't know 98% of them. well shaa it is well, i am only for my hubby oooooo. No rival at all.............

jennykadry: ROnke stop that rough play will you, I am freezing inside the walls of this bloody hospital and here you are talking about bedroom business . Can you please postpone it until I get home? Of all the days to talk about this na my on call days ehn? I cannot afford to start opening the trousers of these aborigins wey full hiaa this mid morning with one headache or one domestic fight . Phewww off I run.

Jenny, iread this and i fell on the ground laughing.....abeg no let agro catch you too much oooo, just keep saving it up and unleash it on your hubby when you get home.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]ronke, shebi dis na where hubby go just lie back, enjoying the view while wifey grinds away on him??

See ehn, dat one sabi make person sweat 'cos of the hard work involved...but, na that one I dey use take do my er...workout(s) on oga [/quote]hubby can be kneeling, having you kneel too on all fours with one of your legs on his shoulder, and one hand holding on to his waste too.....ladies need real flexibilty for that one

now the one with the hubby lying flat and one is humping away is a good one, you can add a twist to it, intead of having to kneel, you can squat, wiith knees not touching the ground and your hands over his shoulder, or when hunping instaed of going up and down alone, go front and back also, it helps reach every corner of the v-jay,jays.....so it would be up-down, front-back in that order and keep repeating it, not forgetting to do the kegel on every chance you get, they will always like that one.

agiboma: ooooo lawd (scribbling frantically) almost getting information overload on this thread oooo
Ronke Im physically fit already ooo, i do yoga and palates 4 times a week already, so speed up the process with the next lesson ooo



lol I will try this one tommorrow, but where in N9ja am i gonna get Lavender

Lol.....Agiboma, ok since you are flexible, positioning is another issue, forget about dog-style, and the missionary oooo though you can get more positions for those two, talk more of the rest, i really like the positioning in the "main-thing" because it helps the lady to last longer than the man, while those turning and twisting helps the man to enjoy it, and it really turns him on so much that he will be quick to letting the whole thing pour, then in that you have an upper hand, next-time he will want to beat you to it, saying "we will see who will last longer", digest this first and i will tell you how to twist and turn during the two i have mentioned above, and that is just the beginning, more to come , i hope i am not spoiling people here ooooo, i am a good girl oooo,

[quote author=M.O.M]@ ronkebp, I really do not expect married women or men to be having affairs.it is so de-grading.
.. This statement is so true but many married men/women think with their anus.

The more hours you spend on networking sites the more damage you do to your relationship.[/quote]There are people that spend hours on networking sites that still do not indulge in nonsense, is it every person that sends a personal e-mail to you, you will reply to? Especially when you are already married? So many people will still try their luck whether on the networking sites or not, but it is left for the woman to respect herself and maintain her dignity.

The man gan sef, got what he deserved, because really!! what is he snooping around for ?

I don't know how some women think, i personally hate to be in a position where i will be 'answering questions' for any unneccessary action, so i maintain inorder to retain my sanity, My hubby, and that was when we were still dating ooo, tried that anonymous thingy with me, this guy disturbed and disturbed, but for where? After so much mail without one single reply from me, the guy just gave-up and told me like a year later, when i asked him why he was so insecured?, he said because of the numerous competition then, and i told him, i left those competitions to be with you, is that not enough for you to know this babe is for real?? Common now!!!!

I really do not expect married women or men to be having affairs.it is so de-grading.

taryour: i dey feel u wella,
abeg wait make i get anoda note,dis my higher education note don finish.

taryour don kill me oooo, na higher education you dey use again you are so funny.

chaircover: The wife clearly did very very wrong as it was her responsibility to have found a way to have let her husband know what exactly she wants him to do/what she enjoys/how she wants to be seduced by him etc He is not a mind reader and she should have held his hand and communicated to him what her desires/fantasy's are.

My question is this;If the man was prepared to go through all of this just to set his wife up from the get go; why not just cut the chase when he realized that his wife was enjoying the attention & things were getting out of hand and just carry on doing these things as the husband and not as a fictitious lover.

Kai that woman 'fall my hand', am so speechless and wordless.

I love to sit in the front seat with my hubby, it is just a personal preference, but in a case like this, if my hubby has his friend already sitting in the fornt seat, i will not ask the friend to move to the back seat, will take to that back seat out of respect, but i will exepect the friend without being told to allow me to seat with my hubby when next they come together to pick me up.

Hello everyone,

@ Uche you are welcome, everly!!!

Hmmmm!!!! so logs for yesterday was great, i had fun and am sure burnt alot of calories, there was no dvd, no you tube exercise, it was just me with the dumbells and cardio, it was fun, i had a blast, did some muscle building, cardio exercises for 35 ,minutes and i finished it off with 500 skips for the very first time, God knows i was seeing stars at the end of the exercise. but i felt good at the end of the exercise.

I wish everyone a lovely weekend.

taryour: 3months kee, so for 3 months i no go do dat tin,ol boy by d time dat 3mont finish ee,na 4 days non stop of serious love making oo.

Noooo naaa, you have to be kpekusing every-every naa, the thing is, it would take you that long to perfect flexibility, and that is only if you are not flexible enough as you would want it, if you are by pass that one....i always start from that, only because your man, should be able to turn you wich ever way, you can bend to any position and don't feel any cramps afterwards that in itself prolongs sexual duration. Now you are talking about 20 mins of real action minus the warm-up and cool down

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!kata-kata don burst...Chei...see jonsing.

chaircover: Lesson Number 3

Good Quality Scented candles & good sensual music. The voice too is very important and not just the beat; so in comes Michael Bolton & out goes Tosin Martins (his voice is too high)

Leave the candles burning for a good hour or so before you hit the bedroom. The light from the candle should also be the only light in the bedroom

Scented candle does magic, music hmmmmm!!! not always, if you want a real 'hump', no need for music if you want to 'make-love' then please play Michael Bolton by all means and please reduce the volume...

armyofone: Thank you blank
I'm trying to make my own Binomial:

Chance of 5 student contining their education after associate degree increases 50% if their parents went to college.

any idea how to calculate this?

Alright dear, i really do not have any special example for you but will work you through some-some;
Your examples must have;
-number of events - n
- number of successful events- r
-probability-p

* there must be a fixed number of trials
* each trial is an independent of the other
* there are only 2 outcomes
* probability of each trial remains constant from trial to trial.

a. you have different types of examples, you use a tossing a coin to get either a head or tail, or asking an x number of people if they love watching soccer or basket ball, or rolling a die to get a 5, a 6 or a 7 (depending on your choice).

i will quickly solve an example for you.

1. find the mean, variance and the standard deviation for the number of sixes that appear when rolling 24dice.

n= 24
r=5/6
p = 1/6
when a six is rolled on a single dice= 1/6 we still have 5/6 left.

the mean = n * p = 24* 1/6 = 4

variance = n*p*r = 241/6) (5/6) = 20/6

the standard deviation will be the squareroot of the variance which is =sqrt of 20/6 = 1.8248. i think this can help you with your own analysis. simple and straight forward.

Ok, Agiboma, Efemena xy and Tayour, lets start from flexibility- 101, nitty-gritty of bedroom tactics, , for that to take place, you need to do at least 30 minutes of yoga or pilates daily for the next three months, once you are done with that, we will do some assessments, if you pass those assessment, then we will move forward to the next level.

@ taryour.....you too like something-something, see her using broom to pursue people out of the class


@Armyofone, been looking for your question, give me the link please.....

taryour: she should not leave her husband oo, not after avimg two kids. Abeg its not worth it ojare.




I know they will come n crucify me here again.

mY DEAR, nobody will crucify you ooooo, he has cheated and there is nothing that can be done about that, it is either she forgives him or looks for another way to get back at him for cheating on her. Leaving her hubby for only that is not worth it. The neighbour would completely take over her man ( see Angelina Jolie and Brad pitt) for an example.

chaircover: . . . and to think that my daughter has been bothering me to join NL

Anyway to the Adult education students of milking 101 class. If you want the keys to a new car and a signed blank cheque, attempt to do ***** after gargling with very very cold water or just eating a few spoons of icecream . . .BTW you didn't hear Prim and proper CC say any of this and I will deny all knowledge

GBA!!!!!, it is always about the blank check, i don't joke with that, for the car; biG deal, just give me kia sorento, am good.

armyofone: Ronkulus, please after you don draw the salty tadpoles (add atarodo too) finish, draw near the Math thread. I posted question for yonder.

Am so on it!!!! give me couple of minutes.....

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^Hahaha what a wacky response!!




Seriously ronke, the suspense is killing me here o!

I dey wait make you teach me the course[i] successful milking 101[/i] [/quote]my dear that will be our secreto!!!!, there are babies on the thread, they should not be corrupted, don't worry we will have our own training class, private tutoring, not free though.

Hey peeps, Agiboma and Taryour, you both are funny, na small small oooo, you will not want me to give you an idea almost everyday naa, because by the time you start to practicalize on your hubby, he would be thinking and wondering where you learnt all those sommersaulting tips from, . Anyways, we can't say everything here ooooo, there are babies too on the thread.

Analytical: Let me start to recall those days. . .

Wify got pregnant immediately after we got married (probably that very day, but definitely not more than 3 days after- that’s a story for another day!). Novice and inexperienced us; we didn’t even know. Two weeks after, she fell sick. We didn’t even suspect pregnancy, though all the signs were there- nausea, vomiting and all. She had fever and was dehydrated. We got to the clinic and was confirmed pregnant after test. Then started the journey that won me accolades and everlasting admiration of my wife.

Everything became strange. My new wife practically became different. The ever bubbling, hardworking gal I knew became so dull, moody, fuzzy and lazy! I knew this wasn’t my girl. The wonders of hormones! Attempts at preparing food in the kitchen became disastrous. She just couldn’t stand the smell of anything again. Worse still, they trigger off the vomiting.

Who would have thought going out together will be such a trying period? Well, so it became. The smell of car fragrance and fume became allergic. So the first thing she does as soon as she enters the car is to throw up inside the car. She became sad that she was giving me stress. I had to calm her down, that I am in love with her, vomits or not. So, cleaning up the car wasn’t a problem to me. In fact, I counted it all joy that I will soon become a father! I had to provide a special bowl in the car permanently to take care of that.

Because of this, I had to practically go with her whenever she wanted to go out. Thankfully, she was yet to start working then. We visited the clinic for antenatal together. We went to the market together. Do I talk of when the nausea came right there in the market? She tried to suppress it and with my hands massaging her back, urged her to do it right there, with all eyes gazed on this young couple, hubby rubbing wify’s back while she vomits! That was my moment to shine- my own version of Public Display of Affection.

Every morning I had to get up early to prepare food for her before I set for work, rush home during lunch time to check on her and clean-up. I took over the kitchen and became the official cook. And they are special foods- sometimes without salt! No onions, no frying at all. Most times no pepper, no stew, just okro! Very odd demands became the order of the day. After testing my skills in the kitchen, several times the food had to be rejected for upsetting her homones! Chicken and meat became prohibited for her. How I enjoyed those days. I ended up eating as much chicken as I could

The first trimester had just ended- two more to go. And this is just the first pregnancy. . .

Nice one!!!!!! Analytical + chaircover = table top...........

^^^^^^^^^^^^^GBAMEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine was very supportive oooo, i cannot lie....i was not working through out my pregnancy and i showed him pepper with crying this minute and jumping the next minute, though, did not have any morning sickness nothing, and i was not craving bad either, except for the third month that i was inlove with noodles and boiled egg, he used to come home with packs of indomie, so that i don't have anything to complain about, apart from that!!!! he was really supportive.

agiboma: Yes oooo really my views on womanizers appearently is highly controversial on this NL. I choose to think and reason out side of the box on this one.

Why didn't you think and reason that way before you came online to lament about your hubbys' way-ward ways? Am glad that you took to the advice of some people here on NL, because that has obviously worked and is working for you. Everything is not about divorce at all, infact like someone pointed out, the last resort. But it will be good to candidly give advice. Saying she should stay and enjoy her man when she has pointed out that there is virtually nothing to enjoy in the marraige is just ridiculous, some men, if you like turn upside-down, they will not look at you. There is nothing you can do to such men especially if there is nothing tying them to the woman apart from children, no more emotional attraction, nothing to fall back on in the relationship, and such people are usually unrepentant, except for "divine intervention".

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ *** Pretending to be hard at work but listening attentively...** [/quote]i can see you are hard at work but not working hard