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The OP is a comedian o.
Just had a good laugh

The highlighted 'Signs' are so on point.

Just made me remember one restaurant we went to in Abuja. Chai

*Las las, na to cut your coat according to your material be the real deal to avoid many matters

Funny and sad how he's become a classic case of 'greed and avarice'.

Our people say; na who dem catch naim be thief.

Too much for in the system. Can't deal

✓ More holes than a Swiss Cheese.

Meaning: Something that has a lot of faults and problems.

✓ By the skin of your teeth.

Meaning: escaping narrowly, barely, or by a very small margin.


✓ The difference between kpekere and plantain chips na packaging.

Meaning: The way you carry yourself matters a lot.

The girl lacks wisdom. Might be due to her age tho and over zealousness.

*There are better ways to have handled the situation to suit her spiritual conscience'

Now she's made for herself many faceless enemies.

As for the guy that cheated, I hope he bounces back on track, better refined.

This must be a GST 101... class

Or some other 100 level combined classes.

Normal occurrence in most higher institutions in the country.


*How can the government come into this

Topic for another day...

*Nairaland is a total package site.

The good... The bad... The ****

*The good aspects of this great forum by far outweighs the negatives.

Kudos to the founder Seun, and everyone who's made this place what's become positively.

That's an uncool thing for her to say to the kids about their dad tho.

*Or maybe it's a family joke. Who knows

Nor be only "thanks for your cooperation"


*Normally, the tenants are supposed to come together and VOLUNTARILY contribute whatever they can to support the landlord's burial.

This formal, inconsiderate 'billing' is not just it at all.

They've only come to show appreciation for the 'spiritual work' he did for them.

The god of Mammon must be having a field day in this so called church.


It's well o.

This 'slay queen' tag can be so misused ehn

Look at how strong she looks. She nor fit go look for work?

See the diagrace she's brought upon herself and folks now.

It's well o.

Bravo girl!

You'll get something much more better.

This is so heartbreaking

Such a beautiful and promising daughter.

There's no excuse for this wicked act! The heartless fellow must pay for his actions.

Congratulations Mr Oreofe!

..."It became a reality because I dreamed it and took intentional steps to make it a reality.”


That's the keynote.

*Intentional steps.

So the 'pottie' syndrome reach everywhere.

South Americans tho. Celebrating the potholes 'birthdays'

Some sha are 'Pit holes'...

Chai

My Warri people say "nor be every head dem dey fit dey kill throway"

*The wickedness of the wicked shall be upon them.

Yes sir!!!


*A little red wine here, and a little white wine there, doeth the heart good

Hang in there son, help is coming

Don't want to imagine what they're all going through. It's well

I pray the rescuers get it right.

I'm sure he just harvested them from his farm and decided to sell off some at giveaway prices.

'Agro-money' dey sweet jor

Such a cutie.

Ah. Children!!!

They can be so observant ehn.

She doesn't want her momma's love and attention to be further shared.

This however, should be relative to how long you been commenting on here.


Una well-done o

This early morning...

Na wa.

Pablo is in 'love'


*"AGAIN"!!!

*It's that time of the year again.

Drama after drama.

Oh! The things 'unresolved guilt' can make someone do.

*It's a good thing she had a turn around before it was too late.


She go dey alright hereafter I'm sure.

Mine is 3 in 1

* Praise and Worship
* Testimony Time
* Sermon.


I love WORSHIP the most tho.

Hmmmm. Memories...

Was a 'jambito' at the Uni.

...and was like a fish outta water.

Be using your mouth to call wahala to Davido and yourself..

For his mind now, he's on the highest level of 'loyalty'.

SMH.

*When some people see 'strong thing', their orientation dey change


Nice move from her. It's a good cause, if only it's consistent.

Yes, yes, only the 'makeup products' seems to be working just fine .


Aunty Jaruma, it's better you go into your tent and have some sober reflections.

Take a break!

Plantain frittata comes to my mind straight up