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okedoyinolabisi:
o lagbara o.
guys....it's my birthday.wish me well

You are beautiful... Happy Birthday!

Ma je ki awon guys ji e ni pata ooo.

#JiMasun

Chubhie:
This is watery

No! It is Freezing

Guy, we into same shit...

I study accounting when I was in school and I knew deep down the course wasn't meant for me. I don't even attend classes! the shît dey scare me pretty much ....
. I just love programming. I want to sit down infront of my system and write codes 24/7..but the problem is I don't know what to do to achieve this!.

I wish I could go somewhere and learn programming for 2 years without seeing anyone but some factor are making it damn impossible.. We are both stuck bro.
Something I don't know is killing my dreams.

Sowore is still the best candidate out of all!

Fûck Buhari, Atiku and everyone rooting for them...

]Your daughter doesn't recognize you as his dad so she found it very disgusting to call a total stranger "daddy".

do you speak to your daughter on phone while you are away at all?

Maybe your wife brings home lots of "Daddy".... I don't wanna believe such anyway but it's possible tho.

Udeme ma brother

Sadiqali24:
how comes all of you are Muslims and you shouted Jesus when you saw it was your boss you twisted hand,bros it's very impossible for a Muslim to shout Jesus when in that kind of condition.

So you haven't seen a Christian saying ' Walahi Talahi' before abi?

Neddyogu:
U be Muslim, but u shouted "Jesus". Ok I see.

Yeah I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody.

I could enter mosque or church and say prayers in my own way anytime I want...
People like us can't be religion rebel.

Yohh:
Now u are talking

Lokatew.. Na una type full lagos
small patient you no get. lol
Happy Sunday .

same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.

There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.

So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!

it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .

shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh.
dem be my seniors dat time. lol

I don't even know what to type sef.


Ok sorry.

And who move this poem to front page??

Message to all up coming artist.


Say NO to drugs .

IjebuWarrior:
Awon monitoring spirits...

That's who I am.. RSVP

9JAFULLBREED:
At OP are you a stammerer?

This one got me .. LMFAO
Even Moses sef no fit stammer like dis .. lol
dude is just catching fun . ha

Simi don get bele?
Double congrats

Fiyinfoluwa20:
Don’t smoke and drink. Would just channel the emotions to work. It’s my first day and I feel this way already

Now I see why you sobbing .

omo mummy...

Woman!

Chai!

This is funny

ah!

You challenged yourself and it's normal to felt that way after moving out of ur comfort zone.

just find a joint or small bar to pass weekend if you're the type that smoke or drink.. and if you're not .. then you could find a nearby sport viewing center to watch today's football matches...Make new friends and forget about home.

You go dey alright.

We talking 6 cars you grooming 6 packs. yeye yeye

Oga die if you wan die.


Nobi today asthma dey hook person.


which kind rubbish be dis sef..

I just want to laugh out loud. Ha ha ha

Would love to visit churches like this to watch people display their foolishness in the presence of the holy spirit

ok

That's what happens when you gum people too much and make your life seem depend on them.

Never trust your Family /Friends with money.

Always do it yourself.

Don't expect too much from anyone .. including your parents.

Hmmmm

I no pity you sef. Na una dey disturb one of my guy to come for job interview and he later found out it was GNLD scheme when he got there.. you made the poor guy trek from Abule Egba to Ketu .. Ah ur own don finish today .

gurunlocker:
Later he will suddenly remember 2pac stole his song....

this one got me .. lol