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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 25th November 2018 by RSVP: 3:25pm On Nov 25, 2018
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Aystarz:


Forgive me Ma'am ; these days I don't see many ladies supporting The Arsenal



Na Arsenal get babe pass..

Na dem dey rush us and we love it.

We cute like that you hear. cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 25th November 2018 by RSVP: 2:58pm On Nov 25, 2018
We dey here.... #Gunners
Celebrities / Re: Blac Chyna In A Fight With A Lady In Abuja Nigeria by RSVP: 6:16am On Nov 25, 2018
Dizu:
Most nigerians always be so daft, why cant we just give her atleat a warm reception


That's what they did bro.

Warm reception.

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Celebrities / Re: Blac Chyna In A Fight With A Lady In Abuja Nigeria by RSVP: 5:37am On Nov 25, 2018
But black Chyna should caution oo. Naija no dey fight all dis boring nail scratching, wig pulling yankee style.

Dem go come to ur level. Fight you crazy!

Don't let their pretty face fool you fam.

Dem no get chikini joy.

Na so so tools full their small purse.. Pepper spray, Hammer, Screw driver, RPD, Cucumber. Etc.

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Romance / Re: Irene Ibekwe: Christmas And Fear Of Yahoo Boys! (videos, Pics) by RSVP: 5:35am On Nov 25, 2018
krattoss:
bro I getth angle u re coming from.
I bet u re realist, u believe what u see, u may even be agnostic.
But believe me these things happen. Am agnostic myself. Am more of a realist myself. But bro, wetin man no know pass am.
I been dey like u before, doubting Thomas. Seeing is believing wannabe.
Until I gained admission to university..lived with my sec school classmate, dude is a gee boy. G+ for that matter.
He did so many diabolic things in my front, his body was castrated with indelible marks, he cooked some leaves in my room whenever her wants to work. He has a personal soap for bathing which he warned me never to use.
Dude picked $10000 dollars in my very front. Payed by a retired US soldier.
89% of my niggas are gees, 40% are gee +. Peer pressure made me join gee. But when I went into gee and saw that their are 2 kinds of gee. Gee with hard work and G+. I called it a quit.
G with hard work. U Wil keep late nights working, bombing clients, u might be lucky to pick once in a year, or collect iTunes card. Little little money u can use to freshen up, but not living large.
Why I quit was because I came from a rich home, i was provided with everything I needed, why will I labor myself keeping late night with heartbreaks(cos sometimes u might pick and em big boys go chop ur money tell u story) or ur account get blocked, u back to square one. Or ur client back pedals late hour, all these I experienced and called it quit cos it ain't for me.

89% of G boys riding cars and living large a re all plus niggas.
I know the secret to Ike mbute (money making) of atleast 4—5 of my niggas.

Brother enough talk shaa. But if u still doubting these, Goodluck. And I pray u don't learn the hard way.


Dude, you've seen it all.

Oju lasan ko gba wire.

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Health / Re: I Need Doctor About My Knee by RSVP: 1:08pm On Nov 24, 2018
Been going through mess dis days so am sorry for not reaching out as I'm supposed to.

I never know dis was serious.

Try and see a better orthopedic doctor bro.

Stay strong.
Celebrities / Re: 'I Better Pass Most Of The Artistes Una Carry For Head': Sean Tizzle Reveals by RSVP: 9:30am On Nov 24, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: 'I Better Pass Most Of The Artistes Una Carry For Head': Sean Tizzle Reveals by RSVP: 7:08am On Nov 24, 2018
Gratefulheart01:
This guy is right. Real talents don't blow in life especially in a place like Nigeria where majority of people are wack/dumb and they have inferiority complexes, they tend to worship any wack that calls himself or herself celebrity. Any shiiiit can just blow in this country and sheeple will all be worshiping it. I spit on the large population of dumb people in this country. No wonder we still live like 15th century people and are 2000yrs behind other countries. I'm not supposed to be in a country like this where dumb people abound.

Try use another word bro.. Dat 'dumb' is hitting too hard

Don't shake tables dis morning bro.
Celebrities / Re: 'I Better Pass Most Of The Artistes Una Carry For Head': Sean Tizzle Reveals by RSVP: 6:52am On Nov 24, 2018
Dude sef dey try for him lane.

'Wasted' and almost all his songs was dupe.

Na only God know d kind strong head him and Vector d viper carry come life.. Dus guys are good.

Dem suppose blow pass anything for dis naija.

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Romance / Re: What I Did When I Met A Toxic Lady. by RSVP: 7:49pm On Nov 23, 2018
spiralwedge:


I was a disciple of "Never-hit-a-woman" doctrine o and she knew it. My liberation came when I gave her a thorough panelbeating, she couldnt believe it. People couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it too. It was like a scene from a battered heavyweight boxing match. I always just dey laugh when people say "never hit a woman". Every relationship and personality are different.

The girl eh... After she misbehaved, she would later come to her senses, begging, crying, remove my trouser and boxer, give me BJ and still crying. And I would be so vexed, fvck her real hard with no mercy, she would be still crying, and at the end, she would go to the kitchen to prepare semo with some crazy extra large turkey. Lmao



Thug style... Lol

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Properties / Re: How Much Rent Is Too Much For Someone Who Earns 100k A Month by RSVP: 9:13am On Nov 22, 2018
haladadon:
I earn 194K and I don't even have a house, I squat with my uncle. I'm afraid of even spending the money. I used to sleep on the streets before with street kids.

now I don't want to leave my old lifestyle. only my dad knows I have a job. no one else knows.


renting a house is not worth it, you'll soon get lonely looking for who to marry and all that stuff.


I don't know your age but honestly you need to change your reasoning and perhaps the kind of people you roll with.

Don't stack money up in bank and get thrill at the sight of ur balance figure bro..

If you are a man, then you need to take up ur responsibility as a man. None of us love to leave our old ways but I guess that's the biggest challenge that separate men from boys.

Mind you, if you are saving up cash for a big project or traveling out of the country hence your lifestyle.. Then stay focus man.

Chop life if you have money but don't over do oo. Hmm

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Crime / Re: 2 Dreaded Cultists Apprehended Over Victim’s Murder In Bayelsa. Photos by RSVP: 7:08pm On Nov 21, 2018
Who send dis one go join frat nah?

Smh
Travel / Re: Never Depend On Anybody That Is Outside The Country by RSVP: 11:36pm On Nov 19, 2018
Tellemall:



No wonder there are so many scammers and ritual killers in Nigeria. You people think it's always about money. That is the reason I despise Nigerians. Money. Money. Money. There's not a pure relationship among Nigerians. From this thread one can see that all Nigerians are just money hungry opportunists if they think one cannot just want a friendship for the sake of it. No wonder everybody treats you people with caution when you go outside Nigeria. I never knew people were so obsessed with money until I came to Nigeria. It explains the hatred everybody has got Nigeria.

When he begged him for a suit and shoes, it was not money, but when he says hi it means it is money and the UK prices and economy are so tight etc etc. Right. To be unable to say hi is inexcusable. Ingrates are always mean.


You are absolutely right.

Infact that's the only language we understand.

"They" made us what we are.

You might not last long in this country if you try to be virtuous.

I pity this country...
Travel / Re: Never Depend On Anybody That Is Outside The Country by RSVP: 11:29pm On Nov 19, 2018
handsomeyitayo:
see brother you don't get me am not begging money from him..it has been eight years now ..I just want to say hi to him...he always turn off from Chatting him .. have never ask of money God sees my heart am working so why will I depend on him...my own is to say hi....


Hmm I see you're just trying to create a rapport with the guy the same way you usually did when he was still around but the truth is... It's not gonna happen.

See, you need to understand ur guy orientation don change d moment he entered abroad. Nobi say him sef like ham dat way but he's reasoning dey different with what most pple back home dey always follow ham talk.. Shey persin wey him papers never hold ground well and he won survive make money for another man's land where dem fit just throw ham back home anyhow na one persin go come dey follow ham chat one petty talk.

Even though I agreed with you some folks abroad can be so useless and annoying but let's not reprimand them cuz we never know what demon they facing on the other side.

Just forget ur siut/shoe and expect nothing from him so you won't be disappointed.. Ire oo

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Crime / Re: Phone Thief Nearly Lynched To Death By Angry Mob In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by RSVP: 5:59pm On Oct 15, 2018
Na small theif dey suffer pass for dis country.

If you must steal... My broda theif Big Money!

I mean like two hundred billion. cool cool

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Romance / Re: Yahoo Boy Looking For A Wife Advertises What He Does For A Living On Twitter by RSVP: 3:30am On Oct 15, 2018
Dude still won share out of his $50 ITunes card wey him sef never balance.. Smh

Dem go kuku rush you.
Good lucky broda.

Romance / Re: Slay Queen Dances Until Her Skirt Tears, Exposing Her Bare Butt (Photos) by RSVP: 10:21pm On Oct 09, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Slams Those Saying She Now Has A 'One Sided' Hip by RSVP: 10:58am On Sep 22, 2018
Oh shut up. It's the yash

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Phones / Re: Top 5 Things I Hate About The New Iphone Xr, Xs And Xs Max (photos) by RSVP: 8:47am On Sep 16, 2018
Samsung, Samsung, Samsung for the boss. cool


Stay Real. tongue

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Politics / Re: Meet Abdulaziz Abdulaziz Who Exposed Kemi Adeosun's Fake NYSC Certificate by RSVP: 6:02pm On Sep 15, 2018
id911:


If l were in charge, I would arrest all those in SSS who vetted Kemi OLUWOLE Adeosun certs and jail them because they're incompetent

I already had it mind it must be a northerner that exposed that forgery. I wasn't wrong afterall

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Crime / Re: Nigeria Police Officers Pictured At Bet9ja (gambling ) Shop by RSVP: 7:46am On Sep 15, 2018
All way na way nah.

Celebrities / Re: Joey Muthengi: I Prefer Dating Old Men, Young Men Only Good In Pictures by RSVP: 4:55pm On Sep 06, 2018
By their yansh we shall know dem.

Celebrities / Re: D’banj And His Wife, Lineo Didi Kilgrow Glow In New Photo by RSVP: 3:13pm On Sep 04, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: D’banj And His Wife, Lineo Didi Kilgrow Glow In New Photo by RSVP: 3:13pm On Sep 04, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: D’banj And His Wife, Lineo Didi Kilgrow Glow In New Photo by RSVP: 3:12pm On Sep 04, 2018
Dbanj sef dey fall hand with his dress sense sometimes. .. Which one be all dis now?

Respekt to Timaya. Dat guy too sabi. cool
Romance / Re: Throwback Pics Of Me And My Babe..... I Am Grateful God by RSVP: 11:00am On Sep 03, 2018
You and your babe in 2019....

Crime / Re: Rapist Gang Raped After Being Caught Raping A Lady. by RSVP: 10:54am On Sep 03, 2018
Who raped him?

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Celebrities / Re: Nazneen Shaikh, Miss Polo International 2018 Winner, Arrives India by RSVP: 10:25am On Sep 03, 2018
When she show for the area.

Crime / Re: Anti-cult Group Member Killed In Poly Ibadan (Photos) by RSVP: 10:57am On Aug 28, 2018
I'm sorry but don't you think it's lame for any student to belong to "Anti Cult" group in same institution??
It's like carrying a dartboard around for everyone to shot at!.

Even the name "Anti Cult" sef na DIE cuz you're not only fighting a cult group but ALL the cultist in the world!
Mehn! You are stupid!

Let the Nigeria force do their job and you be the informant or something... That way you go die but not too soon. cool

You never can tell who belong to a cult group.. It could be your best friend, your lecturer, your governor, your roommate, even the last dumb aśs in ur department could be a cultist strong man!

R. I. young man.

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Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Buys New Bentley: 'Small Pretty Mike, Big God' by RSVP: 9:37am On Aug 28, 2018
hopexter:


Igbo are the most successful Just because a lost biafran bought a mere Bentley? Is too early for you to be this funny cry


Bros u get time shaa. Lol
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Buys New Bentley: 'Small Pretty Mike, Big God' by RSVP: 9:28am On Aug 28, 2018
Dude sef try but it seem showbiz doesn't like him tho.


Congrat Sir. smiley
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Casual Reacts To 'His' Twerking Video In Bum Shorts. Says 'That's Not Me' by RSVP: 11:43am On Aug 27, 2018
post=70647841:
A picture speaks more than a thousand words.
And a video?
Maybe millions words...........


What u see can still be deceiving.

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