₦airaland Forum

Onyi22:
My kind of curves, I tap into her curve

which curve ?

Who gave my girlfriend skushis drink?

Amaka disappoint me fam.

It's normal .. no big deal

Samade7:
I wonder if pple like u think before u write jargon like dis...... Am not for either Saraki or any of these looters, cos since when ur mama born you, na same set of pple have been ruling us n majority of u still keep celebrating dem, u are in bondage n still planning same for ur unborn children.

Back to ur senseless comment, the truth to be told, if Saraki really sent those guys, why did police kill Micheal Adikwu n kept the info away from d public for weeks?

I will never support any of those looters, same pple dat have looting dis country since when we are born.

Tofiakwa.

We are so dumb in this country.. I listened to one fela song the other day where he yab all these our yeye politicians and he mentioned some of them... it's suprising these are still the same set of people ruling us like now . they keep passing this nation to their family, friends, brother like say na their baba chief title! I was in Ibadan few days ago and I saw posters of an Ex governor (Alao Akala)which actually served oyo state for couple years now coming back under another party to contest for governorship election again!

I don't know why all these old idiots baba's not yet satisfied with the damage the have done us for Christ sake ... I dey even wonder why buhari is going for second term... Are they telling me 4 years is not enough to move a nation forward
I'm really fed up of this country ... Boko Haram should just help us blow up all these old baba once and for all .. I want to see fresh people on my TV screen for God sake . Buhari this Atiku that Obasojo this Saraki that . .. make all of them leave us alone .

I don't think I will vote this coming election sef cuz I began to think our votes doesn't count!.. I will definitely collect their money if any party offer me some and still won't vote for ANY of them theives! smh

Holamic:
My biggest wishes to a brother from saint family R.S.V.P Much love

ah my Oga! Merry Xmas and prosperous new year.

I pray you will definitely find this and make use of it ..


The first thing you need is accommodation... My brother forget this business business people pointing you at right now and solve accommodation problem!

You live in ilorin and am pretty sure you should be able to get just a single room apartment for less than 30k! or maybe the 35k for total package.. buy small foam,standing fan and some basic things you may need including small cooking pot and all that little basic things with a bugdet less than 25k!!!! buy food stuffs that would last you for a month or 2 and start living your life in a normal simplest way as you continue you teaching in that school you presently are.. I know there are lots of student living in Ilorin and you could eventually find someone you can share your room with and split bills....THIS IS THE FIRST THING YOU MUST DO MY BROTHER!


I believe you should be able to solve the accommodation issue within the space of 1 month if you're really desperate about it... Now, you need to think of what skill to learn. I will suggest a fashion designer, Barber or maybe any other skills you think you would be very good at cuz you will definitely need it my brother .. look ehn, I don't wanna start calculating how you arrived at saving up to 250k with just 20k salary but wow you have done well so far my brother .. forget all this nonsense forex online trade people are talking about .. you better off must of the people on this forum with that your 259k !! some great people here don graduate for the past 8 years and still on job hunt..some even get better certificate than yours but certificates no fit put food on their table and they had to resort to one skill or the other to survive on this country. so forget about that Msc shit .. education is over Hyped in this fucking country!

Try and sacrifice some time to shuffle between working in your present job and learning a skill after your working hour in a period of 6 month .
You are just a few step away from success... you don't need to quit your current job!.. use it as a channel to gather funds to enable you move forward to become a better person.. We all just dey manage for this Nigeria.. ..nobody is perfectly OK!
look, you have to understand we all are different in this world . some people inherit or live in their parents house and they don't have to worry about house rent or utilities bills cus it's a bonus for them! those kinda people can venture into anything and become sucessful because they have less bills to pay but u no get any family or parents for Ilorin .. you need to understand some people solution no go work for your problem...

in summary... get an accommodation, learn a skill in 6 month or a year. Save up and use the fund to setup yourself as a boss and come back here to share your testimony! ...

Is this the same man nigerians wanna trust our national cake with??

Mo sorry fun gbo gbo yin ooo .
Mo sorry fun gbo gbo yin lokan kan .

Do all these people wey dey post secrets on social media get family sha.. I just dey wonder.

This year really bleeped me silly mehn.


I regret my choice to relocate to another state in Nigeria Instead of traveling out of the country.... I'm sorry for myself now.

I want to believe your story is incomplete and I see you are trying so hard to make your friend look bad even though you both are unserious fellow...

Yourself still need some serious life couching classes to attend cuz you sounds like one silly kid...

Do you know the table could turn around and you will be the one running around looking for a favor from this guy someday?? Oh you don't know one thing could lead to another and Gbam! this your poor friend elevates and "outgrown" you too.

look my brother, if you really want to help this guy....

Call him and have a heart to heart discussion with him on what he's planning to do as a man and what you think he need to make him stand up on his feet. this one nobi all these yeye beer parlour talk wey you go dey laugh, drink stout talk join.

I will suggest you get him a small car for Uber business.. we all know Uber dey do well for Lagos .. And if you know you can't help him .. then don't add salt to his injury by buying him drinks! ..

Oh you even said you gave him a million naira before .. hmm that's cool but do I believe you? NO!

.....I just had to read your post again and to shot you sefl dey hungry me. "My friend is just too poor and broke "
really ??

Make someone ask for my account details and bless me with money this festiv season too nah.

where u dey my helper oooo

Use Kiwi polish

SMH for Nigeria police

Tiwa is just being deffensive cuz she thinks Yemi is throwing jabs at her but that's not true.

So all these girls dey jealous another girl big yansh. hmm I see.

I would love to keep both Yemi and Tiwa on first eleven then Mercy for substitute... I like it like that

I'm here to read comments .

No carry your leg bro... Bishop must hear this.

Bros, you need to man up but unfortunately I don't think this your present situation is fixable... do you know why??

Your GF parents are aware you are soft, Your GF knows you be mumu, your mom know you are very weak even me sef con dey shame on ur behalf...

Your GF is actually in a pity relationship with you and thinks she could bail out anytime she wants... the girl no get fault na .. which woman no like to dey in control.

Have you ever thought about why this babe wanna settle with you and not other guys despite her class??

look here my friend, Call her and discuss how you feel about the whole thing and counter her with solid facts why things need to change ... If she no gree and opt for breakup .. bye bye .. don't beg! . I personally don't think that girl is a bad person. she's 30! she doesn't have much time to waste too!
it's obvious this girl s not pretty much into you and you are too blind to see it.
Men don't cry and beg like a sisi!!

You don't even have much bisiness with her parents sef ... when you disarm their daughter well well.. Dem sef go get d signal.

And ur mom matter sef nobi issue... She go adjust when she realize her boy don finally turn man.

Lol... the lady go humble straight!

Shit turn real.

She said African.... Not Africa

Y'all....... she's referring to many people.

So what's the fuss about

Na una type dey first submit paper for exam hall and still no pass at the end of d day....Olodo omo jatijati.

Newboss:
That moment you realized that the cute babe you've been chatting with is a bored young man hiding behind a smartphone

[s]

ha too much sense no go kee you ma broda but she sounds feminine tho... I have no doubt she's white too.

Oyinbo no too sabi lie. only if they're whining and they have this way of typing enlgish .. especially American .

ha ah this oyinbo woman is smart and kinda funny too...

I like the way she uses her word.

i still can't believe someone actually survived living in that house.. It's good you've kicked him out anyway . problem solved huh

I just hope you can handle what's coming at you right now as I'm pretty sure so many people on this forum will start shooting their shot.

Let him continue feeding his supporters lies until he get into the system and realize theory is far different from practical.

LesbianBoy:
OP this is lolu big brother's babe na!

Ahhhhh! Na true ooo....


Sent from my Palito radio Iphone model 504 tiny light agbalumo color.

Lamiri:
yea maybe am daddy showkey.

Somthn is telling me am 2baba

Is that hand gloves abi G string??

Omg....

Original Baba keresi lol

I once thought about it too.

NL is a faceless forum and I think it's fun cuz you don't even know who is who here.. Ha ha.

I just wish Seun go try upgrade the interface and add more features to dis shiit.

I will not advice you to balance up your house rent but would rather tell you to go seek a good legal practional advice and start looking for better apartment to move into.

I personally can't tolerate a psychopathic patient as my landlord. You don't have any business with him since you are not owing for house rent!.

Call him and let him understand he is doing too much and if he won prove strong head..

Je ko mo

Arrange soja for him.

On a second note... I hope your hands sef dey clean sha.

This one dey look for mugu to put him on payroll.

Awon gals yen no get time nah... They appear and disappear anytime they want... That's how they choose to live their life.

Chick wey dey somewhere dey suck dickz right now.

I just pray she won't end up in one ritualist calabash.

Problem ti e niyen anyway.

Is nor a bad stoff.
In falz voice.

tatacherie:
So hilarious! wat a name I meant respondez s'il vous plait though lol (pls reply)

Got ya

tatacherie:
Greetings Ma'am, trust you're good. I sent you a pm
RSVP thanks

Thy shall not call my name in vein.

Lol

Some of you saying you can't trust your friend with your girlfriend should really check yourself tho...

I still can't imagine what could made me Bleep my guy girlfriend.

I don't usually move with pple I can't trust and once you Bleep up... Na die straight.