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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Have Touched This Ball, Then You Are Truly An Old Man! by RSVP: 3:37am On Aug 27, 2018
IAmKinging:
This one is fine... Guys how many of you made a bouncing ball from pieces of deflated balloons(bloblo)? I guess some of you made the one as big as an average-size orange.


And the ball fit get like 65 edges if u no sabi wrap ham well grin . I don't want to be old sad

Man! Chop knuckle ...
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Have Touched This Ball, Then You Are Truly An Old Man! by RSVP: 3:33am On Aug 27, 2018
Jokerman:


Lol... you be real ghetto oldie.... grin


Funny enough I wasn't dat hardcore ghetto. cool

U knw dat kul innocent looking gentle kid wey had ajebutter nursery school experience and later enta one public secondary school like dat... I be mixed breed and I love it cool
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Have Touched This Ball, Then You Are Truly An Old Man! by RSVP: 8:28am On Aug 26, 2018
Ah ball "Eledo".... Dis ball get one unpleasant smell like dat and it was tricky to play.

I still prefer junk ball ( Lots of papers you mold into ball shape and wrap It up with nylon then you began play 4 post inside empty classroom ) to this anytime anyday.


Who still remember "chewgum alayo" ?.. . One flat chewgum that has a yellow wrap with small fancy card Inside.

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Education / Re: I Am Regretting Going To College Of Education by RSVP: 10:02pm On Aug 24, 2018
jasysandra:
Life is not a competition and never should be.
Focus on you and you alone. Leave your mates to run their race.
We shall all gt there!!!


You're right but you need competition to challenge ursef in human race.... Life na race but again you're right and am left cheesy

...........................
OP felt he has wasted couple years in college which as a result left him behind his secondary school mate... Unfortunately he is very correct But you never know what the future hold for you bro.

Logically youR sense dey function 101%
so just apply a lil bit oil join make u no come dey blame yasef again after you spent 4 years in Uni Ooo.

Naija can make sum1 regret of going to school fa but if E sure for you.. Shoot your shot point blank.
Think well well.

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Celebrities / Re: Shina Peller And His Mother, Silifat Adeboyin Abeo Strike A Pose by RSVP: 9:51pm On Aug 24, 2018
Shortcut dey dis country.

Just pray make u jam persin wey go link u up.

Lobatan.

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Phones / Re: Mtn New Cheap Data Plan Explained by RSVP: 11:12am On Aug 23, 2018
Hmmm why not show us the confirmation msg after u subscribed or you could even clear our doubt by showing ur "data status".

Till then, Na scam dey RUSH us.

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Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe: 'If Atiku Rules For A Day, Nigeria Won’t Recover For 10 Years' by RSVP: 6:23am On Aug 21, 2018
MrMcJay:
Outside politics, Saraki has never run a single honest enterprise. He has no business aside politics and all his investments are purchased with suspicious earnings. Anywhere stolen funds and fraudulent properties are mentioned, he would be an RSVP there. That's why his name was underlined in the Panama Papers scandal.

Atiku on the other hand was gazetted as a thief by Obasanjo. I mean published in a Federal Government Gazette. grin
Despite this eternal indictment, he is a very astute businessman with a chain of successful businesses. He retired as a Customs officer and the capital used to set up his business sure didn't come from his pension.

It's a case of a part time thief and a full time thief both arguing over the exclusive rights to steal.




Hmmmmmm undecided undecided

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Phones / Re: TSTV Is Back- Watch 45 TSTV Premium HD Channels On Free-to-air Sat by RSVP: 4:31pm On Aug 20, 2018
TSTV won't stop playing prank on us...

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Celebrities / Re: Yinka Ayefele Music House Valued At N800 Million Demolished by RSVP: 5:34pm On Aug 19, 2018
MIKOLOWISKA:
why did he too engage governor without a leg to stand on


Who is a governor or even president that anyone can't engage dem? You know how many critics Trump, Obama and other US presidents dey face?

D media is the civilian tool to checkmate any fúcking governor or president mate.

African, especially Nigeria leaders are just bunch of lunatic power intoxicated buffalos... We need d Boko bois to shoot all dis mofos at sight but dem sef na coward to start with. Smh
Celebrities / Re: Yinka Ayefele Music House Valued At N800 Million Demolished by RSVP: 9:53am On Aug 19, 2018
tetralogyfallot:
If his documents are genuine he should press charges for a good compensation.


Our judicial system are politicized. Baba this is NIGERIA.

Now you see why some people would rather invest abroad.
Celebrities / Re: Yinka Ayefele Music House Valued At N800 Million Demolished by RSVP: 9:42am On Aug 19, 2018
Now I know there is POWER.

Nigeria goverment are quick to act on any form of structures demolition. They could take down thousands of citizen properties in seconds but would take them couple years to build an ordinary drainage... This same issue made me remember of a frequent caller on one radio station in AbK... "Mr Ariwoko" He sufferd same faith in the hands of our almighty "government" . They demolished his house and he got no where to go with his family And to know there would be no form of any compensation from the government is awful.

No one deserves this.

May God deliver us from all these power intoxicate people we called "Leaders"

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Phones / Re: 10 Best Selling Phones Of All Time (Photos) by RSVP: 9:53am On Aug 18, 2018
DAntivirus:


What's up with all this begging? if you can maintain a smartphone and subscribe data why can't u maintain your wallet...

its not by force to be on social media u know?


Haba! DAntivirus let d guy be nah.

Dis 9ja can make pple do crazy stuffs.
U can buy moto today and beg for a penny tomorrow when life hit u real hard. Abeg leave ham.

Let he who needs help ask.
Celebrities / Re: Demolition: Yinka Ayefele Reacts As His Fresh FM Is Marked For Demolition by RSVP: 2:28pm On Aug 16, 2018
For dis Naija.. Money and Power dey intoxicate pple...



I no go talk...
Crime / Re: Help: A Police I.P.O Turning A Case To Personal Business And Avenue To Extort by RSVP: 3:39am On Aug 16, 2018
Nigeria police would make you hate black color.

E jor, shey won se epe fun yin ni?

Crime / Re: The Last Wish For A Death Row Inmate .(pic) by RSVP: 6:03pm On Aug 13, 2018
Shît is fake as I don't know
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by RSVP: 12:11am On Jul 25, 2018
Majestically entering the thread in ghost mode cool

Food / Re: Naija Cook In New York Area? by RSVP: 1:22am On Jul 19, 2018
SAMBARRY:
How much you go pay?



Na dis kind joint person go order Amala #50, Meat #950 plus 2 pure water..


I don dey hungry now sef kai!

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Career / Re: How To Figure Out If You’re In The Wrong Job by RSVP: 7:42am On Jul 16, 2018
Nothing like wrong job in Nigeria.


Great write up tho.

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Celebrities / Re: Mompha Sits On Top Of His Rolls-Royce (Photo) by RSVP: 3:36am On Jul 14, 2018
Rhea:


I can understand when Floyd the Money Mayweather flaunts his wealth.
But Mompha cheesy grin grin cheesy
Who is he again? grin cheesy


You get bad mouth lol.

Ur head like Mompha head cheesy
Food / Re: What Is the translation of oku Eko Fish In English by RSVP: 3:25am On Jul 14, 2018
Faru:

I think it's a different variant of Titus. The real Titus is whiter and has a very pleasant taste. Honestly, if I have my way I would ban the importation of that rubbish called fish (Oku Eko). I can't stand the smell; I wonder how people are able to eat it? It has led to the separation of so many couples.



You are very right! Bought one "Titus fish" few days ago and the taste, smell was very nasty.

I still dey wonder what kinda fish is that coz d bone sef
dey hard to chew but trust me cool.. I vex chop everything cheesy cheesy

Can't afford to waste shît for dis 9ja economy.
Politics / Re: Breaking: Fayose May Be Flown Abroad For Medical Treatment by RSVP: 1:27pm On Jul 12, 2018
Governor Ayodele Fayose will be needing urgent medical attention and arrangement is in top gear to fly him abroad for medical treatment

Rubbish.

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Sports / Re: Professional UFC Fighter Israel Adesanya Speaks Yoruba During Interview by RSVP: 7:36am On Jul 11, 2018
Boxing is one sport I would never engage in.

I'm not coward cheesy but.... Hmmm
Computers / Re: Urgent Help With Browsing Using Modem by RSVP: 2:32am On Jul 11, 2018
Emmanuel1903:

i run windows 10 and i have even off background apps before in the settings-privacy-backgroundapps


Ah could be some kinda virus?? angry You still need to run google search and see what comes up.
Computers / Re: Urgent Help With Browsing Using Modem by RSVP: 2:18am On Jul 11, 2018
Emmanuel1903:
i checked background apps and nothing was on...
or how can i know please help


I don't know which OS you running on ur PC but a quick google search should solve d problem
Computers / Re: Urgent Help With Browsing Using Modem by RSVP: 1:51am On Jul 11, 2018
It's definitely one of your software running background updates...you probably need to check your antivirus, unfinished download files or other software installed on ur PC .
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by RSVP: 1:40am On Jul 07, 2018
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What is "efo worowo"? Is it different from riro?[/quote


So you sef dey come dis side ugh : cool

Romance / Re: Man Exposes Lagos Big Boy Who Promised to Give him N2million for Mouth Action(pi by RSVP: 7:37pm On Jul 05, 2018
soberdrunk:




My brother leave that thing!!! Guys get raped in jail on a regular, if you are "straight" you are "STRAIGHT"!! If you are gay you are gay! Besides the deal is 'mouth action' to get my virginity you either have to kill me or pay me money that will make me be wearing bathrobe for the rest of my life...... angry



Badt man....

Dude I fear u oo grin grin
Romance / Re: Man Exposes Lagos Big Boy Who Promised to Give him N2million for Mouth Action(pi by RSVP: 7:26pm On Jul 05, 2018
soberdrunk:
2million!!! Just to suck!!!?? All these hypocrites will come here and be forming 'NEVER!!" In this present condition man can consider it ooo, by the time i drink 50k Gulder i will start to forget, if they now make it 'Dollars' i will suck it like a pro! angry



Ur eye go clear when dem gay slot der çock up ya orifice.... Have you seen someone with a bow leg walking before?? Now imagine ursef walking in that position for weeks grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Man Exposes Lagos Big Boy Who Promised to Give him N2million for Mouth Action(pi by RSVP: 7:20pm On Jul 05, 2018
CANDYDADDY:
shocked




How i wish you accept his offer and you visit and see him with some other gay and they Bleep life outta ur bowel


C'mon man. D guy offend u b4?? shocked

That's not a good thing to wish for someone shît holè ... Damn!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by RSVP: 7:08pm On Jul 05, 2018
My mention don suffer for una hand for dis thread nobi small ....

Dem don drag my azz tire for here.
Agriculture / Re: I Have 1million And I Want To Invest In Agricultural Farm Within Ondo State by RSVP: 6:45pm On Jul 05, 2018
Viking007:
I don't understand, you need 2 years to make 500k?


Lol that equals 4 years to make #1m ...

Kuku keeee me cheesy cheesy

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