₦airaland Forum

danchuzzy:
Na fam. You do that and get back to me.

ignorance is a plague

danchuzzy:
Is this a joke?

How do you arrest cows?

Who wrote this piece of junk?

Good work by the operatives...

yes u can arrest cows, livestock.... Research the meaning of arrest

SultanOfAbia:
On God, I'm ready to lock that bitch up So please how to I start Do I make a police report online Please help me out!!

you're both in which state?

Which kind of rotten excuse is that,these guys hav concluded that all nigerians are ignorant,gullible and easy to deceive

Reading this alone got me angry,the husband is right... He has paid the dues required of him so the family leeches are nt entitled to any of those funds they're requesting,he can only do so out of gud wil... Pay for the wife's brothers wedding? What fuckery... This truly taught me never to marry frm a VERY poor family as it'll sink the financial ship of any man

Just call to know if the person is home or not make u no go waka crayfish waka

Nothing special here.... Looks unkempt

The two times I had sleep paralysis I bit my hand so hard til I bled well thinking I was dying, in my sleep I was trying to wake up but I couldn't, subconsciously I started yelling and biting my hand so dat I could wake up, wen I finally wake up I see blood in my mouth and the injury I've created.... Thought it was demons tho

maestroferddi:
lol.

I always knew Buhari was going to be disastrous. I had a glimpse in 1983/1985....

How Jonathan, a C-in-C was unable to smell the coffee and safeguard the well-being of Nigerians is still a mystery.

Governance and leadership go much beyond being a "gentleman".....

but the ppl clamored for it, so he shud hav denied them their wish? Let's just see what wil b left of this country by 2023

maestroferddi:
Without any shadow of doubt, Jonathan is principally culpable for Buhari's emergence.

How weak can a man get?!

All the security reports were there for all to see.

All he could have done was disqualify both himself and Buhari and the whole world would have still applauded him as the hero of democracy...

But what did he do?

He cowardly threw the country under the bus by his lack of balls/cojones and patent weakness.

Now we are all sucked in into the morass...

now you know baba is a mess you're blaming jona,Nigerians clamored for change and jona being a gentleman allowed yall to get the change now you're complaining, everybody that voted this govt in must enjoy the work of their hand

ddippset:
The events of the past 10 years and 2020 especially have led me to the conclusion that majority of Nigerians are worse than the leaders we criticize.
They are everywhere, you find them.
Nairaland, Twitter, In the streets, On TV, In the bank, At the mall. Every place.

Tribalism, Bigotry, Competition, Corruption is inherent in 80 percent of Nigerians.


If Nigeria is not broken into smaller parts; 3 or 4.

Nigeria will not be salvaged even in the next 30 years.

Fact.

purely the truth.... Every Nigerian given slight opportunity of power bcums Dracula instantly, we're our own problem

Isn't that the part of kd that's predominantly Christian?

Did amotekun trace the phone to the prostitute? Do they now perform police duties and are equipped with such tools to track phones..... Hard to believe piece of junk news

pDudd:
The biggest mistake is to marry any woman at all.

As a man, can you tell me exactly what you benefit from marriage that you can't benefit as a single guy. Tell me.

bro this is deep to the core.... You're actually correct, I salute u

SweetCunt97:
Never use the toilet! No matter how the shit pushes, hold it until you get home.

just imagine u shit very smelly shit in their toilet, I dnt want to think of the shame

SweetCunt97:
Never use the toilet! No matter how the shit pushes, hold it until you get home.

just imagine u shit very smelly shit in their toilet, I dnt want to think of the shame

This is the real thing to believe wen u r in doubt about this boko haram war.... Believe the men on ground dere rada Dan the propaganda being dished out by d government.... Its such a pity, I see pain all over the soldiers, truly Nigeria is nt a place to die for

Snoop dog lookin gud in that police face mask

Waterypussy2:
What's with this local police men and walking sticks. Well I guess that's the new mumu trend now since they have ran out of ideas of how to support their big stomach.

ur comment shows how smart you are.... Browse the Internet on swagger stick and staff of office

GrammarNazi1:
...he looks...
...eyes don't...those...
Thank you.

lwkm bro u r subtle, just correct the errors and allow the poster to wallow in pains

GrammarNazi1:
...he looks...
...eyes don't...those...
Thank you.

lwkm bro u r subtle, just correct the errors and allow the poster to wallow in pains

Bill GATES..... GATES of hell hmmmmmmmnn ;DBill GATES..... GATES of hell hmmmmmmmnn lol abeg no mind me ���

The answer is sharp guys wil never turn down a lady's advance, instead dy accept and use the opportunity to loot the puna while stocks last... (speaking from experience)

Better start straffing the girl frm now mercilessly til wen d ex wil take bak his thing and straff,that's y e came bak so u beta start ur own sharps so u dnt hav anything to lose wen u lose her
Better start straffing the girl frm now mercilessly til wen d ex wil take bak his thing and straff,that's y e came bak so u beta start ur own sharps so u dnt hav anything to lose wen u lose her

anneboleyn:
Hope to leave Lagos for Ibadan on Sunday, no work, no activities, indoors since march 30th, just want out for the sake of my sanity...hope I get to Ibadan successfully

don't u think ur reason is not
tangible enuf, try to stay in lagos and avoid putting ursef and others at risk

Ur dog has Castle syndrome which makes it feel like d leader of d pack,it's born frm indiscipline, rotts,pitbulls and other big aggressive breeds tend to develop this if their behaviour remain unchecked... U didn't train d dog wit a firm hand nd u allowed it misbehave 2 d point that it nw feels bigga Dan u,any form of u trying to caution at dis stage might lead to ur oga attacking u lol... The markings its doin is also proof of the dog showing its territoriality... At this stage u hav to be very careful, ur dog can be saved but it requires careful, guided and patient handling of the whole thing

senatorken01:
From where to Abuja... Lock down hook me up in akure.

ID card.... Are u a soldier... Except with a soldier, I can't risk it oo

I'm in delta state,I'm a police officer

Jerido:
Hello Brose, I would like us to connect. I want to go Abuja from Lagos. PM me or reach me on watsapp: 07062425250

I'm in delta state

Anyone who wants to drive to abj shud hit me up so we can move together,I have id card

Danachuks:
I'm stucked down here in Delta state due to the Locked down, seriously, I need to travel to Abuja, the issue now is how to get a bus.

if u succeed kip us posted

Remove police from that list ��

EMILO2STAY:
I am moving already, in ohaji moving to owerri where I will still board another vehicle to p. H

aii safe trip

Its abj I want to travel to

EMILO2STAY:
I am stuck in delta state. Don't know if this lockdown will extend beyond two weeks. I need to move ASAP.

I'm in ur shoes....if you're able to move kip us posted

Britishcoins:
Pls naira land how genius is this, a personal in Nigerian prison services, asked me to pay 150 for a replacement slot, although I will pay half and balance immediately I got the job.
Please is it possible?
Although, the connection came to me from a very close fried to the man.
@the post RIP

scam