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The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, on April 8, 2019 secured the conviction of one Uyime Omoruyi for fraudulently inducing one Mary Cuter to deliver the sum of $999 (Nine Hundred and Ninety Nine Dollars) to him. Gistvic Reports.

Imagine going to jail 'cos of just 1k USD.

If you must be caught for scamming, let it be in ten of millions of dollars not this disgraceful paltry sum. And I didnt say this because I am in support of internet scam. I just dey reason am ni

The youths are unemployed and will do just anything to make money.

I foresee worse to come. Niggas be soon carrying guns and robbing people in broad day light, beating especially women mercilessly to collect whatever they have.

The ticking time bomb on Nigeria is about to explode.

perryy:
That was how Adegbite omotayo , the dpo Agbara police station cornered my 'wife' out of my home when she went to the station to report a case. It was when the woman almost died that she had to confess and mentioned name. It is a taboo in Esan land for a married woman to have sex outside her husband.

Though I blamed the woman , I also blamed Adegbite for confusing her . I have left everything in the hands of God and I also believe one day I will have enough powers to revenge, physically or spiritually. Adegbite omotayo, you are wicked. People like you are not supposed to be in the police. U must be weeded out by fire by force.

You mean the DPO slept with your wife? Sorry I mean "ex wife" or as the case my be. How did it happen and what happened afterwards?

Nigeria was a country

kechywillz:
Canada go soon full, when naija don too much for there go dey spoil things for there,them go lock door for people wey wan go there for legitimate reason

So who won go there for illegitimate reason?

I can see a ticking time bomb in Nigeria, about to detonate. It is speedily reaching its apex.

Yahoo Boy makes money and becomes a celebrity in his neighbourhood because he shares part of his ill gotten wealth with his hungry niggas.

SARS tried to extort money from him but he wouldn't succumb, so they killed him and lied on stray bullets. Both the SARS and the Yahoo boy are mad.

One day Yahoo will no longer pay, and these boys who are already used to the wasteful and extravagant lifestyle will do anything to maintain that standard. Soon, young boys will go around with guns in broad day light, beating people and stealing from them. By then SARS will have a real work to do. They will attack the boys and they will shoot back at them. Its going to be a real war, just watch out.

The level of hunger and joblessness sometimes makes you not want to blame these Yahoo Yahoo miscreants, but then again, Crime is Crime and should never be encouraged.

Nigerians, if you have a means to run out of this country, just get out. Things will get even worse.

PS: Does anyone have a link to migrate to Canada? Make una helpe me o.

SmartyPants:
Social science.

Okay then

Every generalisation is false.

Some women will fvck you without attaching any emotions. It could be because you have swagg, handsome, tall, funny or whatever reason. There are women who cheat and still love their husbands. In fact, some of them, once caught cheating, they will desist from the act, repent and never go back to it again.

While I won't dispute your claim that some women who cheat on their husbands are emotionally entwined with another man, I will still fault your generalization. Your write up is from a prejudiced angle.

decatalyst:
Not hating, but the design of this house looks somehow.

You don pay your rent for the face me I face you house you dey live?

Seun:
God bless the INEC official on the right.

An atheist blessing someone in God's name. Wow!

Raydos:
That's how one policeman stopped my uncle that year, After asking for everything in which my uncle provided


All because this policeman want to extort money my from uncle, He con say: "Why your car seat rough like this like say you just finished banging someone for inside car""

My brother con reply: "shey that one nah crime?"


To cut the long story short, Up till today my uncle still dey prison

Sakamanje

kalu61:
you crack my ribs. last stage of orgasm with nkwobi. isi ebe puta di self

I dont understand the bolded

UyaiIncomparabl:
Speak only for thyself and your folks. Your theory isn't applicable to all men.

You are a lady. You won't understand.

Ladies won't understand the workings of men.

You haven't truly yanshed a babe if your friends are not aware. One of the reasons we fvck is to boast to dem niggass while drinking beer and nkwobi. That is the last stage of orgasm.

StarUp:
Am done hearing this Blackface and 2face saga... Even if 2face had not stolen that Blackface's song, it's not like Blackface would have been able to sing it to the admiration of fans the way 2face did it.

BTW: for those of you praying and fasting to gain admission into university, I have bad news for you: school is now overrated... Imagine 2face that didn't see the four walls of a university now giving undergraduates lecture... Just look for your talent early in life and develop it.

This is just me. I didn't continue my schooling past secondary school but once helped final year students of a famous Nigerian university with their computer science project. And I didn't even pass my WAEC.

slawomir:
Two legend


I thought Ronaldo was far behind Lionel Messi











Untill i watched Lionel Messi's third goal against real betis
And i realize i was hundred percent correct!

He scored a normal goal against fvcking Betis in the Spanish La Liga. Ronaldo scores amazing goals (eg. The bycicle kick versus Juve) in the knockout stages of the Champions League against the best teams in the world

Ocallen:
It shall remain a mystery.

Stop watching DSTV Ads

Lightangel65:
I don't need help, I was born this way with a natural dislike for women

I can deduce from your previous comments that you are a born again Christian. Does the teachings of your Christ support hatred towards women. Isn't it a sin to harbour hatred towards people?

Your biblical mentors from Abraham to Isaac, to David down to the new testament apostles all fvcked sweet pussies, had wives, children and loved women.

Do you dislike your mum, sisters and cousin susters too?

There are probably just less than 50 of your kind in this world who dislike women, dont have any sexual urge and a heart to feel affection towards the opposite gender. Don't you think the 50 of you are abnormal?

Lightangel65:
I am normal , it is you who isn't normal.

Jokes apart bro. Please you need to seek help. But the first step to getting the help is to first accept that you have a problem.

Lightangel65:
So now you are a stalker. Not bad

My views are mine alone, I like myself as I am

Deep down inside you, you don't like yourself. You know you are not normal.

Wait baba, you mean you have never ever felt any sexual urge. Semen has never gushed out of your d1ck as a result of orgasm?

Sincerely bro, take my advise: Just commit suicide.

Lightangel65:
Awww, obsessed, sex manaic, foolish man

Had to head to your profile and I saw a thread you created, begging people to stop having sex....Bro, I am sorry to break this news to you: You are not completely human. You are half human and half tree. You are really sick bro; you are not normal. You need therapy.

Lightangel65:
Don't think all men are like yourself, the fact that you are a sex manaic doesn't mean everyone is like you.
David, Samson in the Bible were men but not all men.

Get some sense.
I have never had sex and I will never because I am not ever getting married.

What's in sex anyway, I have never felt any attraction towards women.
I am better alone.

Awwww..Lonely, sad and empty hearted man. Sorry

Quit your job and become a bus conductor. People will pay you for transportation and you no longer need to pay. Transportation is free...Use your head.

bilulu:
stop disgracing yourself and your generation.... they are different

This is Nigeria, we call it football. Reddit is an American forum, go there and call it soccer

BETPAWA:
You don't know what you're saying.

You lack reading comprehension. You need to get diagnosed for dyslexia

temmypotter:
Been a while I saw an argument premise this silly

Not understanding this argument has opened your foolishness to the world.

My point is, why use the American word "Soccer" in a Nigerian internet forum where we understand the word "Football"

YeebozNemesis:
Football in the US is soccer, no need to be rude.

And Seun Osewa sounds like a US name?

Or Nairaland sounds like Dollarland?

Men and sex!!..

Women find it hard to understand wassup with men and sex.
They want to help you,they want sex.
They say they love you,they want sex..
You mistakenly sleep over,they want sex..
They want to borrow you money.. They want sex.
They want to give you a job.. They want sex..
They want to pass you .. They want sex...

First of all.
You need to understand the system of men..
We didn't ask for this... We didn't create ourselves..
Do you know that 95% of healthy men wake up with an Erection??.. A mother fucking boner!!...
Did we bargain for it??.. No !!..
Do you know that the penis has a mind of his own?.. You can be reading your bible and your penis will stand..
A man can be sleeping,once you start rubbing the penis,it stands even when the man is asleep!!.

Have you asked yourself why men are never on any periods?,cramps or bad moods.. That's how God created us..
A man is naturally always ready for sex!!....Rub a man on his head,he already thinks you want sex,wink at him,he's already seeing you naked.. .
wave at a man walking with his wife,he will lose focus
Its not by in Jesus name or holyGhost fire!!..
That's why churches don't allow ladies with short dresses to sit in front because they will confuse pastor!!... Its not by anointing or Sheri ma ma ma ooo.

We didn't manufacture the high libido by ourselves...
We are all created in God's image...
The only man that over came sex according to the good books was jesus Christ himself and Joseph,Joseph own is that he didn't just run away,he fled!!!.. Him for stay na�. ,jesus was God and on top that,he was very careful not to include a woman in his disciple train�..
So many great men have fallen because of sex.. Do you think they wanted to??...
Soldiers in front of war still develop urge for sex!!.. To show you how bad it is...so many soldiers were killed during biafran war because a woman lured them Inside bush�..

David in the bible sent a woman's husband to the war front for him to die so he can have sex with the wife..
do i need to tell you about Samson,?. Solomon and other bible characters..
It can only take the grace of God,and some level of maturity to curtail this... To curtail oo�..

The way our body react to this is not the same you people's (women's) body react to it...
How many great women have you heard messed up because of dick??... None or even few !!..

So next time a man 'misbehaves' because of sex, don't see it as he's a beast or an animal.
We are just responding to nature....
Don't be like "i have lost the respect i have for you" "i thought you are responsible" "so this is what you wanted"... Yen Yen Yen��...
Easy baby even that your father, a 17 year old girl can make him lose focus and collect the money meant for your school fees �..

I pray you read this post with realistic understanding.

LordCenturion:
If this happens in soccer,that's the end of their careers, especially the one that first throw the punch

Shut the fvck up. Its football not soccer

With subscription of N6,800 for Compact package, one cannot still watch Champions League matches.

DSTV have now moved Champs League to SS5 and SS6 which are not on the 6,800 Naira package. How can I pay almost 7k and still cannot watch the Champions League. Something must be done.

Mods, please move this to front page.

I went to their Facebook page only to see other Nigerians complaining

OkaNaUbe:
Then, I don de swallow fufu.

Let us see how bad our Naira has depreciated.

Computing the dollar equivalent of N246 in 1983

In 1983, $1=0.724NGN
Therefore $? =246NGN for sewing machine

Cross multiplying

N246 X 1$/ 0.724 = $339.77
is the price in USD of the machine in 1983.

Fast forward to 2019>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

As at today, 2/02/2019, 1$ = 361.50 (official)

Converting the dollar equivalent of the price of the sewing machine in 1983 to today's value in Naira:

Since 1$ today = N361.50
Price of Sewing machine in 1983(in $) = $339.77

1$ =N 361.50
339.77$ = ?N

Cross multiplying

= N361.50 x N339.77/1 = N122,826.86 (value today)


Therefore, the price of that Sewing machine in 1983 can buy about 4 Butterfly brand sewing machines in 2019.


PS: Minimum wage in 1983 is about N300.

Our successive governments have killed Nigeria.

Never knew the mathematics they thought us back in school had any value until I came across your comment