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We are brainless in this country. We just suddenly dumped every national and political issues only to focus on this nonsense.

I believe she was not a virgin at the time and the sex was consensual. I believe them both gbadun am. Tho I won't condone what the charlatan of a man of God did, he cajoled her into it using his pastor status as a guise which is bad.

They had sex. She wasnt raped.

Women are known to lie against men for rape when things dont later go their way. She might later feel used after seeing the pastor go back to his fiancé, hence the reason to feign rape.

He might not have raped her but he took advantage of her naivety under the guise of a man of God which is bad....They are both mad and stupid. Even the girl didn't say she was a virgin and if you watched the video, she never mentioned struggling with him or shouting.

I pray make the Fatoyinbo guy come out and say them fvck like 20 times, Dakolo go divorce him wife straight

They are both mad.

I believe she was not a virgin at the time and the sex was consensual. I believe them both gbadun am. Tho I won't condone what the charlatan of a man of God did, he cajoled her into it using his pastor status as a guise which is bad.

They had sex. She wasnt raped.

Women are known to lie against men for rape when things dont later go their way. She might later feel used after seeing the pastor go back to his fiancé, hence the reason to feign rape.

He might not have raped her but he took advantage of her naivety under the guise of a man of God which is bad....They are both mad and stupid. Even the girl didn't say she was a virgin and if you watched the video, she never mentioned struggling with him or shouting.

I pray make the Fatoyinbo guy come out and say them fvck like 20 times, Dakolo go divorce him wife straight grin grin grin

They are both mad.

People get time

Na so

I believe she was not a virgin at the time and the sex was consensual. I believe them both gbadun am. Tho I won't condone what the charlatan of a man of God did, he cajoled her into it using his pastor status as a guise which is bad.

They had sex. She wasnt raped.

Women are known to lie against men for rape when things dont later go their way. She might later feel used after seeing the pastor go back to his fiancé, hence the reason to feign rape.

He might not have raped her but he took advantage of her naivety under the guise of a man of God which is bad....They are both mad and stupid. Even the girl didn't say she was a virgin which means she was already sexually active, and if you watched the video, she never mentioned struggling with him or shouting.

I pray make the Fatoyinbo guy come out and say them fvck like 20 times, Dakolo go divorce him wife straight

They are both mad.

SageMK:
SMH. That's so predictable of Nigerians.

We always take things by the storm especially when it comes to storming pages online to protest. You'd think the country is made up of sane and god fearing people.

It starts and finish online.
Give it a week and the dust settles.
People go back to business, either legal or illegal.

Mostly illegal

nams77:
Something is not adding up in this story. Didn't she do a bvn? Wasn't her picture on the mandate in the said bank? Somebody is not telling the truth.

This calls for forensic investigation and if the woman is right, her balance should be restored by the bank and compensstion paid for her incarceration.

You mean you read that lenghty post?

You need a job bro

Stupid news, stupid headline

Africa: The darkest clime in the globe

Dottore:
Fools. A woman abused me in church group chat when I cautioned them about loom. In her words "for the fact that you are comfortable doesn't mean you should not allow others to reap the opportunity God has brought to them."

So God brought them loom to be doomed

soberdrunk:
Please please nobody should ever blame "Alcohol" for such abominable act, in my over 15 years relationship with alcohol I have done extremely stupid things like drive against traffic on the highway, sleep with head inside fridge, sleep on generator, overtip police, passed out in the strangest places ETC ETC ETC!!! Rape your Ma!!!! C'mon son!!! That's a totally different influence you were under!!!

All these and you aren't under the earth yet? Nothing fit kill you again

martineverest:
waste of time..who will use a phone without Facebook,Google, Snapchat,Twitter, whatsapp, Instagram, YouTube,Skype etc?..the world uses huawei phones cos of Google's playstore and because it uses american software.whonwill buy a phone with Chinese os apart from china?

tizen OS(Samsung), windows phone and blackberry is were strong enough but couldn't penetrate..don't forget microsoft is the largest software makers ,Samsung is the biggest smartphone company and blackberry had the most secured is in the world

You beat me to this. You get sense no be small.

And the image of Jesus Christ, their lord and saviour was behind them

..

You marred the whole story by talking about the three kids

annford:
The relationship didn't work, not because of sex but because of individual differences. She wanted a particular celebrity that was her friend to date and marry so I had to bounce and I can I assure you, till date, she's still single.

Well...

I know she was the one throwing herself on the said actor, and that made her a bimbo. Their type actually end up single for a very long time or forever. Babymamaism might be her last calling.

But next time, please try to make a move for sex. I know what I am saying. It will boost your ego somehow, especially when the lady is pretty. It's nature bro, dont fight it. You were with her for 5 freaking days mahn!

annford:
That's where you got it wrong. No 1, she is very beautiful and as a matter of fact, she's a billboard Model. No2. I am Handsome and doing very great Financially. No3. She and I are both straight. Sex isn't everything and everything isn't sex. I had travelled to meet with her for the very first time. we needed to get to know each other. it isn't everyone that is sex-driven. I don't rush to have sex with a lady when I meet one. You'd have plenty of time for that when the right time comes.

I respect your decision to avoid having sex with her considering that the three points I previously highlighted are not to go with.

But do you know that sex is a great tool to make someone fall completely for you? Sometimes when the two parties try to play holy and cultured and miss the sex part, everything they try to build scatters in a flash. I believe you should have tried to nyansh the bill board model, you would be surprised that she too might have been longing for your touch. I sometimes don't have sex for the enjoyment, I do because I want to make her crazy about me. Good sex has kept people together forever.

So how is the relationship now?

annford:
My brother, from what you've written, I could easily deduce that you want to marry her. Can you marry someone who cheated on you in the past? Can you stay married and never have to worry about being cheated in again by your wife? Can you stay married to her without ever having to remind her of her dirty past? Would you go in with the relationship just because her mom is begging or because you still love her? The above questions are questions you should ask yourself and answer as well. Relationships are not for the weak and you need to be ready for whatever results you might get. Secondly, I've spent 5days with a woman In a Hotel in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State and nothing happened between us! About her spending the night in a hotel with another again and nothing happened, she might just be saying the truth. Don't be in a relationship with someone out of pity or reward for what ever reason but because you love the person and want to get your life improved and equally improve the other party. You seem to even be in the relationship because of her parents and not because you love her. Find out what you love about her and if that drives you, stay but if negative, then take your leave. Don't force it.

@bolded

One or more of these 3 things:
1) She is ugly as fvck
2) You are ugly and broke
3) Either or both of you is gay

pyrex23:
Find black hole enter and compare..

Black hole is better bro. It attracts objects into itself. Nigeria can't attract anything

Asala Fact: Nigeria is the most terrible place to be in the entire milky way

Actress by what standard?

xyz123456:
Good point but we cannot afford to keep producing Dangotes et.c. It's better to have 1 million middle class Nigerians than a Dangote

This is where the government comes in. There are lots of folks with burning ideas that can build a long term and working business if only the government can support them with or implement a policy that will force the banks to support them with funds, then fix electricity.

More people with fine businesses will employ much more others, employment rate will nose dive and the economy more balanced.

abbey621:
Our population is around 200 million, workforce is about 40% of that = 80 million. Of those 80 million about 70% are underemployed or struggling entrepreneurs, leaving about 21 million. This means 21 million or 10% of the population could potentially be middle class, when you add yahoo boys, low level politicians and other scammers, we might be looking at 12-15% of the population.

Your analysis is the most logical from the lot

xyz123456:
No country can grow without large percentage of their percentage as middleclass. Infact the percentage of middle class is one of the most effective way to measure a country development. Because Govt responsibilites is to create middle class, not billionaire.
Nigeria is a country that her yesterday is better than today. So the middleclass is becoming extinct. For every 100,000 middleclass, one becomes a millionaire/billionaire while other 99,999 fall down into poverty. This is the reality of the country.
Its really a sad case. The country is getting worse....

Capitalism no fit developing country like Nigeria. I always feel socialism makes you grow at a faster pace

You were making a lot of sense until you mentioned socialism. Nigeria cannot survice as a socialist country with the kind of self centered people we have in Government. Socialism gives too much power to the government, this is why Venezuela is where it is today.

TheFacelessMan:


Lucky him

Many years back while i was still in Uber business...


I returned a lady's N7 million back and she asked me inside for "coffee" out of appreciation.

I felt i had hit jackpot after smoking the honeypot without a silencer on my bazooka.

I pumped with ALL my strength, not even one drop landed outside.

Someone with 7 million in her purse will have 70 in the bank, right?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FearlessPolishedBordercollie-size_restricted.gif

9 months after i got a package from her... not the FedEx/ DHL type


Turns out she was just a salesgirl and didn't own a dime


That's how i got my 3rd babymama

The End

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

Isnt this the same guy with the fake prison story?

TheFacelessMan:
I remember escaping from Kirikiri Maximum Prisons in 1984.

We are 15 on the chain gang, the prison team sent to break down rocks on a quarry in Badagry.

I was down with hard labour...25 to life for yet another murder. FG thought it was the 15th, it was actually the 24th.

The jail warden, Sergeant Okoro, was a bald headed nasty m***fvcker straight from Hell...

We were 3 guys that had planned this escape for weeks - Garba, Obinna and i

2 armed guards were on the 15 of us....we were at least 300 miles from civilization.


In blistering scorching sun, sweat was pouring from our bodies, the salt stinging our eyes as we brought down the sledgehammers again and again

I had packed alligator pepper, the extra-strong one Yorubas like into both pockets.

We know this is sakamanje but e sweet well well. Please come and complete it.

hungryboy:
destined my foot.

Na so una do go comot Obasanjo for prison, tear him army uniform, name am civilian President

We celebrate the wrong people, we act based on sentiments, and we don't value the right people, this is how this country became so bad.

I have been wanting to say and write this but the right words don't come by. Thanks for helping out.

buygala:
*runs to Corporate Affairs Commission to register my NGO named 'Anti-Mosquito Foundation'


I will then contact the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation for sponsorship and grants,attaching some pictures of dirty gutters and some kids with scabies and boils.....

Gbam.....I have entered my next level of wealth




Nigerian leaders think Yahoo boys are the problem with Nigeria....The way people are cashing out with NGOs here in the north is scary....

The stuff you wrote up there has been stamped in the minds of men and they will try to cash out using this sweet format. You should have stomached this

IvarTheTerrible:
I remember saving a lady in distress in such a manner in 1997.

I was listening to Tupac & Biggie when..... next door I heard " I WILL KILL YOU TODAY" with a baby wailing loudly in the background.

I dashed to their house and slammed my shoulders against the door, breaking the lock. The whole place was turned upside down, furniture everywhere.

As soon as i could adjust my eyes to the dim lighting, i saw the woman cowering in the corner, baby in her arms and

her husband coming out with a gun ...

3 quick steps with my long legs and i flung myself across their small parlour like David De Gea saving a shot.

Several things happened at once - I saw the muzzle flash, heard the deafening bang & felt a hard punch to my chest

Just like an elephant kicked me. I was pushed into the woman's bosom pushing her off-balance.

She held me in her arms with her baby, blood was gushing from my chest..... i was wheezing




I then remembered the saying " If you hear a gunshot, you are not dead"

It turned out that i was lucky, the bullet had entered the metal whisky flask i kept in my breast pocket to drown my sorrows.

I looked up and i saw the murderous look in the husband's eyes....he was reloading.

To be continued

Sakamanje

I just discovered today that The Europa League is not televised for Nigerians but South Africans are viewing all the matches.

I pay over 10,500 but cannot watch Europa League. Even the highest bouquet doesnt cover the league. It is shown only in South Africa who dont even pay as much as us

Attached in this post is my chat with them and the screenshot from my TV. I couldn't snap the whole screen cos I was in a hurry. But they wrote "SA Only" on the Europa League matches. SA Only means South Africa Only. And a friend in South Africa confirms he has been watching the Europa League.

Admin, please move this to the front page. This must stop

CC: Seun, lalasticlala

Its in our DNA to cheat sis, no matter how complete the package is