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Romangalactic:
I am fully operational but sterile. I will have to find a way to make the trip and see my endocrinologist so he can take samples, my next consultation was not due for another four months but I'm really praying the child is mine.

Oga, that child could be yours.

Sterile could mean you have very low sperm count. Low sperm count means that the number of sperm in the semen you ejaculate in her vagina might be very minute, not that they dont exist at all. And I tell you that, if there is just 1 or 2 sperms in your plenty semen instead of millions, that 1 or 2 might just luckily swim to the egg and get her pregnant. Such case could be 1 in 100 billion but its possible.

Go ahead with the wedding, do a DNA after wedding. If the child is yours, shout Halleluyah, if its not, tell your wife about your findings, make her know you know the truth, forgive her, beg her not to cheat again, adopt the child and train him/her. It could be the only child you'll ever have.

Bye.

SifonAbasi:
Good morning friends.

Please how can I politely stop my ex from visiting my home?

Yesterday was the third time my husband returns from work to meet my ex in our house.

After the incident that happened between us, my ex started coming closer to my husband and they became distance friends.
My husband invited him to our child's naming ceremony and that was how he got to know our house.

Eversince then he has been visiting and I am not comfortable with it.
I told if he must come he should come when my husband is around.

Please what should I do?

Your husband is the biggest fool of all time.

PrincessJoyy:
Good day Nairalanders, pls I need your urgent advice on my present predicament. It is going to be a long read so pls be patient with me.
Been married for 11 years now and it was love at the beginning. My husband has been loving and caring but after some years the romance began to dwindle and the love I had for my husband began to drop. I complained to him but he came up with the excuses that he had so much in mind especially catering for the family. It continued that way till my love tank for him became empty so to speak. December last year something happened, my husband came to me in the night asking for my forgiveness for not showing me the much desired attention and care that I deserved that we should let the past slide to begin afresh, then we started dating again, taking me out and the joy and happiness that once eluded me was restored. He however, kept tabs on my conversation and chats with a childhood male friend without my knowledge and what he deduced is we still have feelings for each other and our chats was full of regrets for not marrying each other and we called each other first love. He confronted me with his findings which I initially denied till he brought facts. I never had intimacy with this said guy which my husband knows being that my husband is the one that deflowered me. We ironed it out and settled the issue. My husband expected me to end whatever it was with the guy though he didn't say so directly. My chats and calls with this guy continued without my husbands knowledge, until last night when my husband asked me what I have with this guy, I told him nothing. He said I should choose between him and the guy. I should severe/cut all ties with this guy if I choose to be with him, so I asked why, he said no arguments that I should do what he asked me to do. After much talk, I discovered he saw my chats with the guy (the one I forgot to delete). I got angry at him for monitoring me and told him in annoyance to take his phone (he bought it for me) and give me the sim, which he quietly did but refused to give me the sims. I dragged with him but he overpowered me, I also tried to seize his phone but failed he even threatened to vacate the house for me at that ungodly hour if I continue with my madness. After a while, I apologized to him, he accepted the apology but refused to give me the phone. I am using my laptop to send this. How do I handle the situation for peace to reign. I don't know what he feels about me now. Sorry for the long write up. NB I told him in annoyance that he is monitoring my chats because he bought the phone for me that I'll buy mine and he said not in his house that I shouldn't dare

You are an extremely foolish woman.

Your IQ shouldn't be more than 0.1

You are mad

Na God go punish you

Spontaneous007:
For three consecutive years I wrote waec and failed, neco failed, gce failed, nabteb failed...

I kan tire for life.
My dad told me my case wasnt normal that I should go for deliverance.
I went for deliverance, pastor told me that I should go and learn work. I learnt barbing but anytime I Barb customer hair my face use to swell up immediately due to the beating I'd receive after barbing the hair.

I stopped barbing and went to do normal hustle.
It was nothing to write home about. The betshop I worked was a dungeon for me. If I no short 5k today, I go break television or make me and customer fight. I was later sent off at the end of the month with 2500 after debt upon debt.

I was determined to go back to school so I registered for Waec again and jamb too.
Waec wrecked me, likewise did jamb jamb me.

After like two years Sha.. I thank God for life that i am now in unilag selling popcorn for students...

Oloriburuku ni e walai talai

uncastableodd:
Good morning everyone.

In the middle of the night today, I tried to look for duvet to cover up my son on bed. I decided to check my wife wardrobe.

I saw a pack of mycoten in the wardrobe. She already slept this time. So I had to chill till this morning to ask her questions.

So, this morning when I asked her, she said it was her mum that gave her bla bla bla..
I saw a piece of paper prescribing that cream for her in that same bag I found the cream.

I googled the uses of mycoten and I found out it was nothing serious because it is use for yeast infection and vagina odour. My wife dont have vagina odour and I understand yeast infection can be gotten from toilet or could be infection of body skin that spread or so.

I actually know she lied about her mummy giving her. But what baffles me is that I got a whatsapp message from her when she was coming from my son school..

She wrote that I nag a lot. That I should give her space. That u think she can't cope without me. She said she will look for work to take care of our son.She said we have been together for six years and I don't even trust her a bit. She said I think she can't leave without her. She didn't even address the issue of allegation of infidelity I threw against her(i deliberately did that #.I replied her I can't give her space in my own house and if she is fed up, she can pack her bags and go to her parent house. I told her if my son is infected or if I am infected , I am going to kill her and hand over myself to police. Immediately she blocked me on whatsapp and I did same. After an hour, she unblocked me.

Could she have been sleeping around her? Or are there any other uses of mycoten I don't know?

In my mind though, the cream I find is not really something to worry about but the message I got and her reaction is what I don't understand.

You are a foolish man

Before nkor?

lavylilly:
Let's talk about it. I met a guy on this platform, we got chatting and the guy started telling me how Honey he was and started demanding for sex even when the relationship has not started yet.

I have not even seen dude physically and he has already started asking for sex. Well I played along and told dude to give me money cause money makes me wet. Dude blocked me cause I asked for money. Like what was he thinking?

So its OK for him to demand for sex but its not OK for me to demand for money.

Some of you guys think because some of we ladies are single and you think we are desperate hence the demand for sex even when the relationship has not started yet or is sex the criteria for the relationship to work out. Just thought I should share my experience and probably we could talk about it here and clarify some issues related to this.

Yes, it is totally wrong for you to ask for money because he asked for sex.

With sex, you both win. You both enjoy the sex even when you try to deny it. You moan, he ejaculates and you are both satisfied.

If he gives you money, only you wins. Something is coming out of his pocket and nothing comes back in return

Timson01:
Hello NL,

Before I got married my husband said he needed 2 children while I wanted twins but our second pregnancy was twins so we had 3 instead. Then I took implant so to avoid getting pregnant again but my system became messed up that my monthly flow would last for 2 to 3 weeks.
So after 3 years I decided to remove it so to get back myself only for me to get pregnant instead and I found out when I was already 3 months gone and the pregnancy is causing me to be in so much pain that I can’t move at times making my husband do everything at home cause i’m always in bed
Now I discovered my husband is chatting another lady calling her babe and the rest although he assured me that he accepts this baby but I feel we are getting apart by the day.what do you suggest i do?
I can’t even have proper sex with him because my heart rate increases and I can’t move afterwards. Yes he was the one who took me to the hospital for removal we have been together for 11+years now
Just before I got pregnant I was having a lot of guys wooing me that my husband became very active in his affections towards me and it made me feel like I’m being courted again then this happened
The worst part is that I’m in physical pain. I can’t satisfy his desires. He even made me watch porn movies with him but I’m just too tired to respond to him. I have never been like this but I don’t know what to do
He has no parents as they pass away his senior brother just got married and always asks for marriage tips from us so saying this to him now I just can’t bring myself to do so.
Should I still keep the baby although I can’t bring myself to do anything to my child i just feel all this wouldn’t have come up if I didn’t get pregnant.

Anonymous NL Member

It doesnt seem like you have any problem. Stop creating problems in your head where there is none.

Your husband still loves and cherish you.

Your only problem is the pain you are having due to the pregnancy which has led to loss of sexual appetite. And this will wane off soon. With time, everything will thaw back to normal and you will be fine.

You have no problem.

pek:
A graduate wrote this? It is finished.

My brother, it is indeed finished!

peterincredible:
this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

Your writing skill is below zero; so damn appalling.

*Spits*

Influenza and Rubela have the same symptoms as HIV.

When you have symptoms of HIV, do not conclude yet, it could just be something else

But las las, something must kill a man.

Do not allow anything limit you. Live a free life. Kiss freely, do skin to skin and enjoy your life.

Las las all of us go finally die.

mrblessed:
Brotherly, what a wonderful idea you have about our sisters and the power of possessing the capacity for rational critical thinking. However, your desert analogy is out-and-out wrong. On the contrary, we have a lot of oil deposits buried in some desert, especially in the Middle East.

You might well remember that Niger Republic, one of our dear neighbours that is ravaged by the menace of Sahara desert, recently discovered crude oil and has commenced exploitation.

Forgive my ignorance my dear brother. Your pointing out my mistake has prompted me to make a little findings and thus gotten myself educated the more.

I have now modified my comment into something I feel is more relatable.
Thanks.

NEVER EVER force love......NEVER!

Move on.

You watch too much Yoruba movies.

Are you a Nollywood movie producer?

I have said it times without number, trying to find a free thinking woman in this terrain of ours is tantamount to trying to find the truth from the mouth of Lai Mohammed.

I am tired of Nigerian ladies asss-licking their pastors and practically worshiping them. When will our girls have sense?

A lady like your fiancee is an easy prey for the men of god gods of men to sway, swindle and even coitus.

That being said, you will need to apply wisdom. I am in the same school of thought as you and would get furious if my to-be wife insists I see her pastor before we proceed with marriage, but then again one should compromise once in a while when in love. It takes two to tango. Go see the pastor and watch her body language with him....And if you notice she worships him, you might have some brain formatting to do on her. If it's just the normal "Come see my pastor" syndrome, then you are good.

Cheers.

lol

naijapips04:
Not by car. A dunce is a dunce. In fact most guys I know with real cars are usually one girl kinda guys. I know hungry looking carless guys that change girls everyday.

It's all about your confidence and at least a little bar. If you know the level of girls agbero dey Bleep eh!

I dont know what's wrong with people and their generalization.

I fucckked more pussies when I didn't have a car than when I did. Woman wrapper na woman wrapper weda you get car or not.

And its actually funny how most of the commenters dont own cars.

Logobenz:
How does a person that help build the empire not have money of her own so much so that she has to depend on marriage severance to be able to cope on her own?
You think it's by staying at home and catering for children that translatea to "help build" right?
What kind of woman will want to divorce and risk it after enduring for 27years?
Will a capitalist do that?of course not!So how come a non capitalist is claiming she HELP BUILD?
No make me vex ooo!if I talk wetin dey my mind you no go happy.
Better tell her to calm down and allow you guys enjoy your possessions,else she'll have herself to blame.

You are a complete fool.

milemimi93:
This girl does not have IG or Twitter. She only has Facebook and Whatsapp. I went through her post she last posted pics on Facebook in 2018. She isn't active on social media.

The way she constructed her tenses during our convo I cut cap for her..
Lady gave good brains.

Give me her number, I want to ask her something.

lopsoj:
This is to seek for your honest solution to this situation, no insult pls.

My younger sister is very friendly, and cynical, but this attitude of hers, is always to the extreme, she mostly lived with our elderly sister and her husband, while they leave her alone at home with their children often, this continue for long. During this time, i was away from home, because my work took me out of town.

Before my return, I was informed that my sister was pregnant for a thug she met whenever she was sent on an errand. According to her, this guy always waylaid her on the road threatening her to have sex with him, but she said it happened after she frolic with him and some other friends around the neighborhood, before he started making advances toward her. She is in her early twenties

To cut the story short, how they get to become intimate was a surprise to us. Because right now she is with a child and he wants the child to be born, yet he has no regard for any of us in our family, he insult us at will, and he is also a muslim.

Recently his family came over to apologise for his misconduct and demand we release the mother and the unborn child to them. meanwhile we do not want to have anything to do with a thug, that has no regard for the family with no sign of remorse. what do you think we can possible do on this issue

Check your dictionary and search for this word "Abortion"

We4all:
He was only using you as a rebound. That sweet talk of "you are the kind of woman I want", could have just been mere words and not really that serious.

The truth is, he wasn't really into you. It's good that you were smart enough to figure that out, to avoid stories that touch.

Your ex left you for another woman and I don't think she is to be blamed. Your guy must have seen something in her which was missing in you(unless he was under a spell and not in his right frame of mind).

You must bear in mind that for one to rise, someone must fall. Life isn't fair and that's the way it is!

Regardless, I think the part where you mentioned about his wealth wasn't necessary. In my opinion, seeking 'a standing ovation' for your act wreaks of hypocrisy. Both of you were not into each other and it has got nothing to do with doing the right thing.

You just printed out my mind. You too get sense walai

This guy is a big fool walai talai

donbachi:
For the past 7yrs,my younger brother be like"New year new me"...and he gets worse yearly.

Same with my younger bro. He has ruined his life with Bet9ja

Some Younger brothers are pain the arss

WAECMATHEMATICS:
Good day all.

Please, I need your advice on one wicked stubborn tenant. My family gave this our tenant a quick notice since February this year 2019. As a matter of fact, the tenant and our family went to Lagos Arbitration and Mediation Centre. It was at the Mediation Centre that we both reached an agreement that he should leave our apartment.

So, we gave him 6 months quit notice in February, 2019. His previous house rent elapsed that same February, 2019. So, for the 6 months quit notice we gave him, he didn't pay any money. He actually said he would need 6 months to search for another apartment at that meeting we had with him at the Mediation Centre in February. So, we gave him the 6 months for free.

The 6 months we gave him elapsed at the end of August, 2019. When the 6 months elapsed, he refused to vacate the apartment. So, my family went back to the Lagos Mediation Centre to complain. The Mediation Centre sent him (the tenant) a letter giving him 7 days ultimatum to vacate the apartment. At the end of the 7 days, this man refused to leave. My family complained again to the Mediation Centre and they said they would look into it.

After another 3 months again by last November, 2019, this tenant refused to leave the apartment. My family went back again to the Lagos Mediation Centre and one of the officials there said "So, the man has not left the house since?". We responded yes. At the Mediation Centre there, they said something like they are incapacitated by the law to take any action.

This is December now going to an end. The tenant is still in the house. He has refused to vacate the apartment. It's about 10 months now living in our apartment without any payment. He has refused to leave.

The apartment is a 2 bedroom flat in Aguda Surulere, Lagos. The tenant's name is Mr Chigozie Okongwu James.

We don't want to take law into our hands as it seems there is no solution to the problem through the Lagos Mediation Centre. It's about 10 months now!

What can my family do to get the man ejected from the apartment? Your advice are welcomed.

Just one solution to your problems: SOLDIERS

Give 2 soldiers 5k each. Thats all.

golddeejay:
be real ooo. Looking for non religious woman means you will be single for life. Even the oloshos are so damn religious. I am an atheist, my girl just thinks I don't go to church because I am lazy, unserious and don't like the fact that pastor are exploiting people.

She knows she is with a good man, but unserious in term of religious. It is okay to leave with the Thought of praying or changing you. You are likely to see a lot of closed door in relationship, employment etc if you are claiming to be anything other than a Christian or a Muslim. Wisdom is profitable o.

Thanks bro. I will adopt your tactics.

thatthing111:
Lol! I am in the same shoes. But for like a year now, I have stopped talking about religion with women. I'm willing to go to church once in a while with my woman even though I am an atheist. Trust me, it is very hard to find a free thinking woman in this Naija. I know, cos I searched for like 5 years. Now that I am in my late 30s, I have switched tactics. Lol. I can go to morning service (1 hour 30 minutes service)...it won't kill me.

I have decided to adopt that tactics too. If she complains too much I will go to church, then slowly drum my ideas into her ears.

She is after three things from you and nothing more.

1. Free food.
2. Free Airtime
3. Petty change (money)

My verdict: Give her some free food, some free airtime and small change, then try to fvck her.

If you try to fvck her twice and it doesnt work out, let her be. Count your loss and move on.

The biggest mistake you will ever make in your life however is to fall in love with her. You are doomed if you do.

I know a guy who has been using condom all his life.

The first time a condom broke while thrusting, he got HIV.

Las las something must kill a man.

Victorex001:
Lmao. Thanks Boss.

I really do love the girl and she’s not lazy nor a liability and a diamond.

Trust, first if I am to advise anyone getting a good girl, try finding a girl who’s from a decent home not necessarily Dangote/Otedola daughter but a girl her family can afford 3 square meal comfortable and afford funding her education and basic needs comfortable, most Girls from such background reason fine.

Jobless Girls from a very poor family are big time liabilities except if you’re financially capable and up to the task even if you have all the money but for sanity sake, because they end up turning bad most times, I guess it’s desperation or so.

Goodluck on your search.

You are a lucky chap.

I will yeild to your advise on finding a lady.

Goodnight.

Developit:
Hi Nairalanders, please I need mature advice on this one.

I met this very beautiful girl I used to crush on during my secondary school days last Friday. We had a brief chat and I later asked for her number. She told me her phone isn't good. The screen damaged, and she can't take calls. I asked if she don't have someone I could call her through.

She said I should give her my number. I did, but wasn't sure she would call me. Throughout that day I was glancing at my phone expecting her call. She never called.

The next day was yesterday being Saturday. I was hanging out with friends at a friends shop when a call came in around 9:37 am. I answered and inquired of the caller and lol and behold it was her.

The area was noisy so I asked if I could call her back in the next 20 minutes. I later called her back an hour later. I didn't want to look desperate.

She was on another call when I called. I tried 3 times and her phone went switched off. I comot my mind for her matter.

About 2 hours later a call came in from another number. I picked and it was her. She said her phone went off, she borrowed phone from a friend and the battery died. Now she's calling from her sisters line.

I said okay and we spoke a little lengthy (I called her back). I told her I used to crush on her back in those days but was very scared to approach her. But now man has wisen up I would like to take her out on a date and get to know what's going on with her life.

She was glad and accepted the date. She told me though she have somewhere to go that yesterday so we need to hang out in the morning or probably evening time. I said tomorrow we tell.

Early morning while I was in bed she called and told me I should come to her place. I was like our place? Your parent nko? Won't the frown?


She told me her mum traveled outside the state, and her dad is off to work and would come back till 7pm. I was happy though surprised she invited me to her place on our first official meeting.

I came she cooked for me and we eat. She bought beverage drink etc. In fact she treated me well.
Then she told me I'm looking handsome these days. (Well, God created me weel. I be fine boy for real.)

Funny thing was when I can she was wearing her night dress. A short and shoulder slim cloth not covering her stomach. She was always touching her breast like it was itching her. She started rubbing her stomach like someone who over-feed.

I made a move and touched her stomach and she acted cool with it. She lay on my laps acting like she's sleepy. (I like her a lot and won't want to go to bed with her on our first meeting)

In fact, a lot happened. But then she begin to complain of being broke. She would say it and say it again. Until I gave her 1,500 cos I really want something seruous with her.

We planned to go to the movies this week, but with her compalin of being broke I have been thinking. Is sh up to something.

Please advice me....

A young girl being too clingy and all over you in her father's house rubbing her breasts and tommy, laying her head on your laps all on the first day does not have any moral standard. All her gestures and behaviour from complain to conversation on phone to body language while in their house is whorish. She strikes me as someone who wants to be sleeping with you for money.

My verdict: Do not take her serious. 1,500 na stupid money. Continue to give her 1k, 1.5k and hightst 2k and fvck her brains out till you get tired. And in the course of doing this, please do not, I repeat it caps DO NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH HER. She is not worth it.

CsRockefeller:
Sincerely speaking, this is my biggest worry.

The message may get lost in translation and her values can well change with time.

Leave her alone bro, except you are very young and just want to play around. But if it is wife you are looking for, let her be.

Always approach love issues from every logical angle. Be rational. Be pragmatic. Dont allow your emotions cloud your judgment.

I know wetin dey do you. Na beauty dey affect your brain. 20 year olds have fresh breasts and smooth skin. They also know how to show love because they are not really experienced. They seem very loving and all. Your eyes go clear soon.

Victorex001:
Trueee. I don’t mind doing the white wedding to make her happy, but I don’t see myself doing the cult following in the name of Christianity ever again.

We also disagree about the number of kids, she wants 4kids ��, while I want just 2 biological kids and 1 adopted kid for me.

but I don’t see myself doing the cult following in the name of Christianity ever again.

It doesn't matter. It is a one day thing. There will never be another one. She is a pastor's daughter and the wishes of her parents is that they do a white wedding for their sweet daughter. It is you against so many people. It doesnt cost you anything. That wedding day could be the last day you will set your feet in a church.

We also disagree about the number of kids, she wants 4kids ��, while I want just 2 biological kids and 1 adopted kid for me.

Bla bla bla bla. These are just normal disagreements between intending couples na. You two will come to a compromise las las.

You have no problems bro. Goan marry.