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ashmanpolo: M̲̅e Foolish child? A whole ya papa best friend. It's like u want to go to hell fire abi

You must be incredibly reetarded if you are not a child!

Cretin!

I bet if one told fucktards like Juliet Ibrahim and her guests to join you in an Osho and Aje (Wizard and Witches) Yoruba celebratory party, the foools will start screaming they have given their lives to Christ or it is Haram, and it is backward cultural BS, so they cannot take part!

But if it is done in whiteman land, then it is "coooool".

Bloody fcking follow-follow cretins!

Revealedtv: Nigerians are such spoil-sports...Is it only Africans that have copied the culture? We celebrate a jews birthday of the 25th of Dec every year, we celebrate one other one of the 14th of Febrary, that and a lot more...are those celebrations inherent in African traditions? Which is the comparism with new yam festival?

We are already stewpid for following some of those (with maybe the exception of the religious ones), that is not an excuse to add to the stewpidity.

If I was her friend and she invited me, I would not show up.

ashmanpolo: In one sentence explain how u feel running into someone that's putting on the same type of shirt you are wearing especially if the person happens to be A conductor, agbero, mechanic, mortuary attendant, agbepo, onigo etc.

What a foolish child you are.

oil suop: These are police emergency numbers in Lagos, please:

POLICE CONTROL ROOM 1 - 07055350249 and 07035068242.

RRS CONTROL ROOM 2, Alausa - 08065154338 and 07055462708

CONTROL ROOM 3 SHQ; - 08079279349 and 08063299264 and 767 toll free line.

A country of lunatical, incompetent, fucktardious products of a failed education system.

So Police numbers are not even easily memorisable numbers?

These are the fucktards that are suppose to "solve" crimes?

samkoro: I do not prefer Rochas because he has been training over hundred thousand poor kids from poor families for the past 20years all over the country for free.

Please enlighten me on this.

Where did you get this information from?

Which over 100,000 kids did Rochas train and with which money?

mko abiola: Are u married?
Bt hw does it sound if a young man is not married @d appropriate age
What are ur reasons for saying all ds?
Share so we can learn frm u,wat are u passing tru?

What is the appropriate age?

And how does it sound to you if one is not married at that age?

And why does it sound like it sounds to you?

GboyegaD: If he knows they are not meant to ply the highways, he shouldn't use them to campaign on the highways and stop trying to support what is not.

So if you know schools are not TV studios/for adults to stand and argue but rather meant for teaching kids then you should not use schools for election debates?

Sagamite: When you are ready to confess your love and the fact you think I am hot, I would consider stopping the flirting.




That is one thing you need to figure out before you settle together.

And due to the disadvantage of biology to women, I suggest they start this earlier than men and not leave it too late while having their head up their arsse when they were at their peak.



That is where personality kicks in.

If you select the right man, then your personality would hopefully build a bond no beauty can imitate or replicate.

There is a point in solid relationships where partners move from having se-x to making love. That is solid bonding!

Men like me will never bond with shytheads!

I bond with classy women.

Your personality can last a lifetime, your looks will not.

If you use it right, and have good judgement in selection, he would not be able to think of a world without you.

I also forgot to say, apart from personality, stay in reasonable shape and dress nice most times.

You are obviously not going to have the figure you have when you were 22 when you are much older or after having kids but don't use that as an excuse to be a whale and then say "we are married, you should fancy me".

This woman is 47 years old. If my wife still looked like this and had her shape in her thirties, we would need to replace the bed every 3 years.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMp69oqXyIY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQACNbBEh2k

[quote author=*Kails*]SAGAMITE! [/quote]Baby,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k566WurWDW0&feature

They started the flirting, not me.

y me: what are u waiting for?
Can we get this ball rolling papi? where, how do you wanna go about this?

Fine girl,

You must chop my money, chop my money
chop my money, cuz I don’t care
Chop my money, chop my money
chop my money, cuz I don’t care

ROSSIKE: The majority of the people do NOT live in that. If you say they do, where's your evidence?

So what do majority of people live in then?

That kind of mansion?

You mean 70% of Nigerians who live on less than $1 dollars a day live in salubrous environments?

Please tell me what you think they live in.

[quote author=Akanbi_edu]Of course it's 21st century and people do not have to live in the country to revolutionize it. Examples abound; Egypt, Libya, Tunisia, Syria etc.

Typical loudmouth. SagaMUMU.[/quote]So, person, why were you pointing out that I reside outside Nigeria?

Can you see how dumb you are now?

y me: Ehnnnn divorce with fat bank account _{not worth it tho}


ON POINT!!!!


You want your e-wives(Ileke-IdI and co) to panel beat me?

Alright! You no say money no be problem.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D2Rd3KKuNI&feature=related

[quote author=Akanbi_edu]Yeah, Mumu that would revolutionize Nigeria from abroad. Typical loudmouth.

Omo olomo see pe l'Abegunde.[/quote]You are a person!

Why do people have to live in a country to revolutionalise it in the 21st century, cretin?

[quote author=Akanbi_edu]"Let their houses be the first to face being burned down in riots.

Let their families be the first to face kidnap and lynching.

Let them have insult and curses being rained on them even when they have faced misfortune and adversity.

Let them have money that is destroying their ability to live a happy life."

Yeah, those are lines from a man of influence.

SagaMUMU.[/quote]You are a person!

You are trying diversion tactics after your moronic point was nailed?

Cretin!

[quote author=Akanbi_edu]Where is Sagamite as we speak? Outside Nigeria. Be like Sagamumu, 1m of such would be worthless to Nigeria.[/quote]You are a person!

In this modern age, you have to reside in a country to have an influence?

Product of a failed education system.

y me: Moral of the story. . . . Pls ladies get married to a well to do man or be wealthy yourself because when age kicks in you can always opt for surgery to relift and over lift that body

The truth is aging is inevitable in life but if u are hooked to someone you truly love and watch each other age together it won't be much of a big deal

That is the type of marriage of "Real Housewives of [insert US city]".

It usually doesn't work. Most end up in divorce.

Good choice of man and a great character from both sides that builds good friendship and a cohesive bond in marriage works better.

A home where there is no stress and both spouses laugh and joke all day is less likely to lead to one party disappointing the other.

When me and you marry , you know I am like Michael Kyle in "My Wife and Kids". You will not need relift.

debrief08: there are people i expect to come and say marriage is a womans greatest achievement and an unmarried one must be miserable lonely and
all that but not you

Well, I never said that.

I never said marriage is the greatest achievement of a woman.

I said marriage tend to be more beneficial to women than it is for men.

Two completely different assertions.

You are being a typical woman, you interpreted it for me to "That implies .....", "You are basically saying ......", "What you mean was .......".

You know how you women like to start fights and omoboy would know he is not getting any sleep that night.

debrief08: With all due respect this is amazingly ignorant and rude, there are people here i expect shallow ignorant comments from and Sagamite is not one of them

I don't get you. Explain.

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Biko, Sagamite, behave yourself. There will no be any flirting in my presence. [/quote]When you are ready to confess your love and the fact you think I am hot, I would consider stopping the flirting.


[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Personality is very intricate, you know.

Depends.

Are you guys generally compatible? We're not talking specific/personal compatibility.[/quote]That is one thing you need to figure out before you settle together.

And due to the disadvantage of biology to women, I suggest they start this earlier than men and not leave it too late while having their head up their arsse when they were at their peak.

carefreewannabe: Use your looks to get a man and personality to retain him.
But when we age, we start to look different. Nothing we can do about it. As you said, you want both. So personality will not be enough for you and many men. And aging cannot be stopped. Hopeless and frustrating. Isn't it?

That is where personality kicks in.

If you select the right man, then your personality would hopefully build a bond no beauty can imitate or replicate.

There is a point in solid relationships where partners move from having se-x to making love. That is solid bonding!

Men like me will never bond with shytheads!

I bond with classy women.

Your personality can last a lifetime, your looks will not.

If you use it right, and have good judgement in selection, he would not be able to think of a world without you.

fm7070: this poster is a jobless and idle minded person
What is so spectacular about the picture you posted
A middle-classed civil servant can even build this.

You are a person!

fellis: You seem to be under the wrong assumption that ALL women are emotional, weak, needy creatures that need company more than men.
Some men actually want the company more than women.
They just hide their feelings because society has taught them that women should like the company of their partners more than men.
Also, I am not an emotional, needy, weakling. I can do without 'the company'. I have friends for goodness sake, if I need company I can go to them.

Agreed. some men do want it more than women.

But, generally, women want it more.

You might be one of those women that don't but as per friends, I know women tend to be wary of female friends. They will rather have a man they can tell everything and who they think they can control.

fellis: How exactly does this make marriage more beneficial for me?

Men want to bang multiple partners. They normally feel the need to sleep with as many women as possible. Pure, beautiful, glorious sexfiestaa.

Women tend to want emotional connection and develop one with people they sleep with. They tend to want monogamy or fewagamy .

Hence the modern marriage suits them more and is more beneficial.

See lower end of post about the biology.

https://www.nairaland.com/492527/fight-equality-ruining-marriages/14#msg6545768

fellis: Lol, by 'biological advantage' you're talking about childbearing right? Again, not all women crave the whole, 'child bearing after marriage' thing. A lot of women do it largely because of their religious convictions. I could get a sperm donor if I want a kid, I don't have to get married. Yes i know it is unconventional and even hateful to some people, but then again, marriage is not for everybody.

Majority of women do crave.

It is science, baby.

And majority of them want it with a man and are normally better off having it with a man.

Life is not easy for most single mothers, ya know?

fellis: I doubt that I would be perturbed if I didn't get married. One major thing that would bother me about not getting married is the people that will not mind their business and will make it a point of talking bad about me behind my back for not doing as they did and getting married.
And that problem can be rectified by moving to a country where people who are not married are not constantly gossiped and treated like lepers.

In every country there is a degree of it.

The back talk normally affects women more because they are naturally more emotional and react to criticism.

Most women love to be wanted and respected.

fellis: I am not a gold digger so the above is null and void.

I love you.

fellis: Lol. I actually am not a demanding person.
I am a very simple girl and I hardly make demands from people, whether I am dating them or not, because I just don't like causing inconvenience to others.
Considering this your last point,if I am very good to a man when we are dating and don't disturb him with demands, my struggling to keep him married to me will not be fair to me/would be wrong.
Moot point.

I love you more.

You need to start a school for girl grooming in Nigeria and teach them your values.

debrief08: I mostly respect your views but this is sad, silly and an unfortunate generalisation, not every woman wants that. You are smarter than this abeg.

Sorry, cutie, but I can't cater for all 3bn or so women in one post. I have to be intellectually efficient and generalise.

For every generalisation, I always say, there are exceptions.

slimyem: I have tried not to comment on this thread given that Sagamite is one who is strongly stuck to his opinions/beliefs of what Naija girls are or are not and it'd be pointless to go arguing with him but i'll just say this...
@Sagamite...i hope you know/believe we are mostly shaped by our environments and are products of the same.
How can you expect the same attitude,social harmony, etiquette and polish of Europeans,South Africans,and all the other countries whose girls fit in your definition of "class" and all Naija girls..?
How do you expect a girl who was bred in Mushin,grew up amongst the rudest set of males to behave like an European chic who grew up around men who respected her and and who generally was more exposed?
Nigerian girls are rude because Nigerian men are equally rude.
...and traditionally women here have been made to believe they are to be chased not the other way round.
Things are changing gradually but its slow.
Nigerians are generally proud people too and it doesn't exclude the women.
There are also girls like Johanna but not in large number.They fall in the group of the few exposed ones and ones who have imbibed western culture.
Our social cultures are different so expecting the same of us is a bit unfair!

You say the truth!

But as long as the outcomes of that environment will be to my detriment, I would rather protect my interest by being extremely selective.

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]@Poster

It has been proven (through endless research) that as they years past, affection and love decreases in your relationship. Passionate love turn to a more everlasting kind of love (compassionate love).

The best way to preserve your marriage or relationship is to keep this in mind. To expect it and to not expect more.

Also understand that relationships, any kind, is not bliss. It's work and sweat.[/quote]And she is actually talking sense.

Women should have a great personality and judgement.

Use your looks to attract a guy, use your personality to retain him. This is only possible if you have used good judgement to select a quality guy from the start.

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Don't worry, I'll show Dupe this thread.

She'll come and tell caretobefree how free you are [/quote]Tell Bimpe, Chioma and Musonda as well.

carefreewannabe: Saga, you are an interesting personality but let me be honest with you, I have no time for games. I read your story about Joanna today and you are not what I am after. You make things way to complicated. As you know, I wanna be carefree.

Okay o.

carefreewannabe: Have you ever experienced a platonic friendship? I have. I don't want to become his girlfriend, neither sleep with him.
If his wife asks me to stop EVEN talking to him, I will.

No mind her. She just wan spoil market.

She wants me all to herself.

I am single for life.

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]He's married. I'm just saying.

Email hm if you want to be "the other woman"


PS: I'm not his wife o. Olorun maje! [/quote][quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Sagamite, whazzup with your profile pix sef?

Na who tell you say we wan see potbelly?

Na always the same belly. Oya, kuku do a Boxer modelling picture [/quote]Haterz can continue hating.

Mo fine gan!

https://www.nairaland.com/742962/love-sagamite-lol/3#9021560

carefreewannabe: I am not a threat. I am too mature
I'll send you an email some time. Girls, just for the sake of intellectually stimulating conversations. We will not get on in the long run. So don't worry.

Hmm!

That is what they all say at the beginning.

Until it turns to "Saga, I want to have your babies".

You won't want me if you saw me? Like if you are not human.

carefreewannabe: I have fallen in love head over hills
You did a good job honey.

Come on, lets stop the play-acting.

Is this suppose to be getting back at men?

The reality is that men have multiple tools of attraction. And muscle is not the primary one except you are trying to attract an 18 year girl.

As I said, if it is muscle you want, Agbero boys go dey smack all the fine girls in Naija. Muscle is a bonus most times for women.

https://www.nairaland.com/405445/ladies-arrange-order-preferred-attributes

Trying to change the rules of nature with snide comments will never get women far.

carefreewannabe: You're really funny. I really enjoy your posts. Even though I think you too harsh on people sometimes.
Am not located THAT far from you. Let's hook up but just as platonic friends 'cause my hot body won't make up for the fact that you like little girls.

Like little girls?

I find little girls adorable and cute but I like my women at their peak, which automatically imply adults.

As per hooking up, your putting it public will make my harem of NL women hunt you down. But if you feel you can withstand the heat, my email in on my profile, lets chat sometime.

Send me an email.

carefreewannabe: I already have a father. Thank you. I also have my own money

Okay, you can call me Baby then.

carefreewannabe: Mondi Cheeks
Where do I find this man?

Some are in Ojuelegba.

Others are in Bariga.

Oshodi market also have a few.