₦airaland Forum

Johndoe100: Well well the internet warrior speaks. Look foool, I have said it many times if you pseudo white men don't like us Nigerians, why the fvck are you on Nairaland? Shouldn't you be on poundland, dollarland or euroland? Look at the people who agree with you, Internet Nigerians everywhere other than the real Nigerians. Anyway you are known person (you love that phrase don't you).

You are a person!

You are a product of a what? ........Say it!

The first bunch of kids I knew that were being raised using this youthful, niche, funkadelic parenthood were Queen's College girls.

In my time, they love to speak funky and were posh.

A great institution that used to churn out great alumni back in the days. Those were the old ones raised by proper African parents. Now, I don't even hear of their grads anymore, evident of the waste of the generation I knew, in my opinion.

Ah! Me, I am not funky o. I am your FADA!

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Not long ago, I read an article about an Army officer going to beat up his son's teacher. . .If I remember correctly, the teacher ceased the boy's phone.

I'm not a real fan of using anecdotal evidence to prove a point but here goes. . .my nieces attend one of the better schools in Lagos and some time last year they called an emergency PTA meeting because one of the moms actually brought a cane to beat a teacher for punishing her daughter. What made the whole thing crazy was the fact that the school was going to let the teacher go just because the woman is one of the big moneybags in the school (they can always count on her for donations) the other parents made such a big stink about it the injustice of letting the poor teacher go just to please the witch, they decided to move the teacher to their annex school.

I can bet anything that their are more cases like that but they are being swept under the carpet because these teachers don't want to lose their jobs. There's no union to protect them, there aren't labor laws the can use to fight their cases. They have no choice but to take the ill treatment and move on.

As for the sex part, you need to go on twitter to see what these kids are doing. Wasn't it year one students going at each other's throat last year on twitter talking about who has effed who and where? If our kids. . .Nigerian kids are so protected by the Nigerian values our Universities won't be synonymous to whorehouses (or whatever the kids call them these days)

These things are happening, that we don't talk about them as openly as they do in the west does not mean they aren't. It is easier to quote stats in the west because they at least try to keep track of these things but we don't. . .I mean how do you keep track of something you have convinced yourself does not happen? So of course when the western Statistics are compared to the Nigerian no Stats at all. . .well, the conclusion is obvious but does it paint a true picture?[/quote]I don't even need to finish reading this.

What you just gave (I am sure) are examples of our Nigerian, modern, western-wanabee, na-me-love-my-child-pass, oyinbo-copying, funky parents that we are getting nowadays in the metropolis.

The generation that have watched western stuff and want to copy it. The generation that loves boasting proudly their kids can speak English with pepeye fone and Spanish with aguntan fone but cannot speak their mother-tongue despite living and growing up in Nigeria.

That is not representative of the African values I allude to. Those are youthful, niche, funkadelic Nigerian people's values.

As par what kids are up to. That is the result of globalisation and the things parents let them have access to without any monitoring. I do not plan to follow that path as best as I can.

https://www.nairaland.com/939130/when-it-right-child-own/2#10840402

I am not funky at all. I am a realist.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]What is different between us and "the westerners" is that they don't bury their heads in the sand, they tackle the hard stuff which for us. . .is a No No! We don't talk about certain things, like sex, we would much rather pretend our children are chaste and they shall be for the rest of their lives. The mere mention of it sends us into a fit but reality is. . .the world is changing, even we don't talk about it, these kids are still going to find out about it one way or the other. Wouldn't you rather be in control of your child's first foray into dangerous territory?[/quote]Sometimes you make decisions in life based on experiences.

My parents (and all parents of close friends and associates I know) did not talk about sex with me/us, neither was it taught in school bar reproductive system in biology, and I (as well as friends) came out fine.

My parents did give me contraceptives though. It was an oral one. Basically it was "You do shyt, you are dead". It worked like peach for virtually all of us and has worked till this day for me to the very best of my knowledge (I am not aware of any child I have, I may just be ignorant sha). It was an era when parents were parents and not trying some lame "I want to be my child's BFF".

Yes, the world is changing, but not for the better, I need to change with the changing world but I will try and make it for the better.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]I don't think there's anyone. . .parent out there instilling the opposite of those things in their kids (westerners included).[/quote]Yeah, westerners do.

When parents go and verbally or even physically attack teachers for punishing their child, they are saying do not respect your elders.

When parents are saying they are allowing their teenagers to have s[i]e[/i]x in the home "because they are going to do it anyway and we can't stop them, so why not let them do it at home where it is safer", they are encouraging promiscuity.

They are in moral melt-down (especially in the UK).

While it might be said that our Africa morals are not optimal themselves, at least the major contribution to ours is economic, theirs is based mainly on pure illogical, moronic, liberal, progressive-wannabe, idiotic philosophical choices.

As I always tell people, it is child abuse to raise your kid in the UK.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]lol! Lol!! LOL!!!

You know the saying, once bitten twice shy?

Well it looks like our dear film director and restaurant critic will NEVER learn his lesson.

£12.5m divorce payout to a woman with no kids??

She's got one mean lawyer, I'll say [/quote]No child and she got richer than him from his own money because of her "contribution to the union" as decided by the UK courts.

He said a prenup is not romantic!

So his last 3 divorces were very romantic incidences then?

No foool like an old foool!

Let me tell a girl to sign prenup and let her refuse, I will show her how romantic I am when I say "fck off".

This fooool never learns:

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1207262/12-5-million-The-eye-watering-divorce-deal-leave-John-Cleeses-ex-wife-richer-him.html


He is a Real Man.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2187997/Why-John-Cleese-didnt-want-sign-pre-nup-Comedian-initially-refused-saying-agreements-romantic.html

If I was his child I would hatch a plan to take him out.

Fcking burning, wasting and risking my inheritance.

Johndoe100: You mean I am real as usual? Yes I am. Proudly African.

You are a person!

Being African is beating up women!

Product of a failed education system!

These are the kinds of cretins that have a right to vote?

nene1: In a divorce, the man should only be obligated to take care of his children. Whatever luxuries he spoiled you with during the marriage when you were his WIFE is yours. But when you stop being his wife, he is not obligated to take care of you anymore. I don't understand this stupid law where they split the property 50/50. Its his empire and not hers. He is only responsible to pay child support to his children. I am sure a billionaire's child support will be more than enough for this kids. The majority will go to fund the lavish lifestyle she was used to. She just wants to maintain the lifestyle she had while being his wife without being in the marriage. She wants to continue her wasteful spending and spoiled ways she was used to during the marriage. If a man is taking care of his kids, then why are you complaining about taking more. Only a gold digger would do such. A man's responsibility is his wife and kids, but if you get divorced you are not a wife anymore and he is not obligated to spend on you. However, his kids will be his kids forever and that is what he should be obligated to pay for in a divorce. This 50/50 law makes it easier for gold diggers. Why should he giver her 21 million? Yes, she had his kids, and he took care of her during that time. And after the divorce he should take care of his CHILDREN ONLY. Just b/c she has kids doesn't mean he needs to take care of her like a wife even though she is not anymore. He is only obligated to his children and wife, which she is not anymore.

So fcking well said.

She should only be entitled to what she earned, gained from the marriage, any opportunity cost and whatever additional assets he voluntarily wants to dash her as gift.

No one should demand anyone should sustain a lifestyle another person is used to.

Lunatic laws!

vivian chinaza: I feel lonely most times and I try to fill that space up with activities and creativity but my heart keeps yawning for love; to really love someone.......I'm not even sure I want a boyfriend......I just want to be a part of something special. Sometimes I break down and cry, I don't wanna go out and I'm really tired of it. I don't know if this is happening because I'm still very much in love with my ex or another psychological thing. I know this is a phase I have to pass through but the truth is I don't know how to, right now I'm feeling kind of lost......how do I go about this? What should I do? Has any body in the house felt the same way........honestly if I don't do something I might just lose it!

The psychological thing you are talking about is being a woman. It is nature, babes.

Let me use your template to write mine so you understand:

I feel h[i]or[/i]ny most times and I try to fill that space up with activities and creativity but my joystick keeps standing up for ikebes; to really s[i]h[/i]ag them.......I'm not even sure I want a girlfriend......I just want to be a part of insane sex. Sometimes I get hard and shout, I wanna burst out and I'm really tired of it. I don't know if this is happening because women are wearing more sexy clothes these days or another psychological thing. I know this is a phase I have to pass through but the truth is I know how to, right now I'm feeling kind of freaky......how do I go about this? What should I do? Is any chic in the house feeling the same way........honestly if you do hala at me and I will make you lose it!

If Barth Nnaji and the useless government pay the least qualified staff N8m then the are cretins!

These is how to waste public funds?

Paying useless, utterly incompetent ediots exorbitant sums?

The useless, incompetent, corrupt ediots should be paid 1 - 2.5 year(s) salary [dependent on years of service] and told to fck off!

Products of a failed education system.

Chevron should employ these kinds of cretins my arse!

obowunmi: You are a poor jobless man living in the UK and you think I'm suppose to have your time. You pounce around the forum insulting people and some women find that funny and attractive. Hmmm ok?! Sorry but I don't have your time. You are void of logic. 24 hrs on Nairaland and you are supposed to be viewed as normal.... Ok! Ladies, grab your man.

It seems this is the rave amongst moorons.

Stop blaming time, just say "Sorry but I don't have the sense".

mykejones: I read the entire 4pages,word for word,and i learnt one basic thing; Seun does NOT like this fellow!
I find him intresting tho'

You will be surprise he does.

The understanding between us is just complex but yet quite simple.

naijababe: 15 yrs?! U go dey pop viagra like mints na!

Tgirl, why did u open another thread to fan Sagamu's already bloated head?! I bet his head is about to burst into flames.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH8GuYVwUfM

cotton101: Saga - u crack me up

ur future wife will enjoy u o

Thank you jor.

Tgirl4real: Hehehehe

15 years u say...lol.

U go tey for market.

May be ileke-idi will still be single sha

One has to be cautious when getting married. That is why I believe in long courtships.

10 years for dating to really study her character and values, 5 years engagement to save for the wedding and then you marry in the 15th year.

If at anytime she messes up, you restart the cycle with a new chic.

As I was saying earlier:

https://www.nairaland.com/367394/angry-black-woman-fact-myth/2#5198241

[quote author=$tunna]so, fool tell me what don't you understand about the w[b]orld disapproving[/b] of our ways and not trusting us or not respecting us and definately not awarding us the Olympics?? SMH at ur idiocy[/quote]You are a person!

Say "Yes, Sir".

You are a what? You are a person!

In your dumb head, because I said Nigeria is incompetent of hosting Olympics makes your moronic statement true.

You are a cretinous product of a failed education system.

So if London is chosen for Olympics over Paris, it is because the world does like Frnace, dont trust them and most importantly dont respect French people!

You are a born cretin! Foooooool.

These are the moorons maclatunji wants to defend?

dayokanu: I didnt know you got married. Are you serious?

Congrats anyway

She, jennykadry, chaircover, Efe and ronkebp are all impatient sell-outs.

Because I do not want to marry now does not mean I might not choose to marry in future. They all went to get married.

At least stillwater and Ileke-Idi are still there sha. 15 more years and I might tie the knot with them.