₦airaland Forum

OfficialAwol:
Can your classmates ever?

Three classmates of mine from secondary school just got ordained Catholic deacons by the Catholic Bishop of Abakaliki diocese, His Lordship Most Rev. Dr. Michael Nnachi Okoro, on the 21st of December, 2020.

They are:-
Rev. Philip Afamefuna Uguru
Rev. Jude Onwe
Rev. Stanley Nwigum.

Join me congratulate them and keep tap as I bring you their priestly ordination when it happens.

So happy I have enough holy men to pray to God for my many sins

Deacons and Bishops According to the Bible should be MARRIED men of good reputation, people who have CONTROL over their homes.
This one the Catholic does is against the Bible. (1Timothy 3:1-13; 4:1-3)

Kapilta:
Honestly i wanted to praise the lady for being an "Alfa" female before opening the thread didn't know it's actually that OP is doomed.

Even me

Sebastine1994:
When half of my neighbors have travelled, I am now left alone in the compound. every year it is only me who remains back, I am ashamed. I can't go home. I offended my family so much.

I was deported from South Africa for drug trafficking, my father spent all his life saving to send me abroad, I went there to do drugs,

Now I have my freedom, but my heart remains in chain, seeing my family struggling financially because of me and the failed investment on me. I am depressed because of this.

I can't call them, I don't know what to do. I may take my life if the emotional torture becomes much.

You are doing yourself more harm. Family is what you have and they are ever willing to stand by you. Whatever might have happened is still not more than family and blood ties. You can't love all your life like that.
Call them and go see them. By the way who says because you failed at some point in life you can't pick yourself up again?? Man up. Just STOP every form of illegality, ask God for forgiveness and move.

Follow her for what exactly
If you have what to offer you won't even need to call on people with nudes, they will follow effortlessly

1Sharon:
Actually, it kind of is.

k. you can go bargain with the Chinese and the Indians

English is just a language and not a measure for intelligence. What we should be concerned about is why we have faculties of engineering in our Universities, yet, give every single contract of any meaningful construction to the Chinese or Berger

iamyemiakins:
Before deciding to put your child(ren) in a boarding school, one thing you should know is that:

Boarding school is divided into two.

The junior students(slaves), while the senior students and teachers (colonial masters).

If you can survive boarding school like I did, you can survive hell fire.

Was a boarder right from first day of jss1 till last day of ss3. I like boarding house but I picked one thing I'm struggling to discard till today

phazotron:
Nigerians.......80% stupidity

I hope you're a Nigerian

Nazgul:
The crazy thing about this hair madness is that we guys don't even know the difference.

You wear Brazilian hair, bone straight hair, human hair...etc. and you're not attractive, a guy would still walk to the more attractive girl wearing xpressions of less than #1,500 to ask out.

Ladies stop killing yourselves over nothing we guys don't know the difference, na face and body structure we de look not hair.

Na so na...plus brain

NGpatriot:
More.

Just look! Even in the bush they bring executive chairs for these guys to sit. Why won't they feel like gods when they are always comfortable
We have to stop this madness once and for all. These guys need to know that leadership is not just about luxury

Na this man should be our president come 2023

With all her nudity. Now she has to stand before her Creator. What will she tell God now

Angels sef don't have time for nudity celebrity. Maybe she can feast with Satan in hell.

We will all give account. Be prepared to meet your Creator

Dmnnnn

CamusMidas:
Tell her make she play along, then catch am pants down and deal with him.

Do this at your peril

They are just mentioning the plan...but what exactly is the plan Why do these people always want to drag us into their confusion

Why do these people take pride in erecting flyovers? Why not use those billions to empower people and establish factories/industries to creat jobs for the people. What is the essence of flyovers to a poor hungry person. Nigerian politicians should start thinking right

Mynd44:
https://www.pulse.ng/news/local/governor-ortom-and-his-shameful-normalization-of-domestic-violence-pulse-editors/qrmdj0d

You are just as confused as your write-up. Mongers of calamity, enmity and Chaos. What do you do want them to do? divorce?? would you marry her if got divorced from her husband? What's your business of she has agreed to settle with her husband carried you senses and find a life for yourself.

Without any justifiable reason....so what will now be the justifiable reason That's already a loophole and Nigerian politicians know how to leverage on loopholes with the help of the lawyers

saaphiere:
Sack him to serve as a lesson to other wife beaters.

The woman and probably their children will still suffer. Let there be other measures, not sack

surebona:
Please I need assistance, how can I survive a heartbreak from a relationship of over 6yrs. She was basically my friend, sister and girlfriend. I am not in a good state of mind. All I need is help and hope that I will survive this. Please help me. Even if it's one reply that can help me I will be very grateful

Why didn't you wife her in those 6 years na. it took too long. They say even saliva when it is left for too long in the mouth it turns to water!

I can only imagine your pain. Wish you recover quickly and learn your lesson

I couldn't sleep day before yesterday. The girl I have been chatting with and nursing and catching feelings for a long time, I finally opened up to her and told her how I feel about her. Babe told me she likes me... but I opened up late now she's in a relationship Dmnn...I almost got depressed. Couldn't sleep. Haven't felt such pain in a while. Till now I'm just trying to give myself joy and recover

Righteousness89:
This is one of the Most Privileged Death if her eyes of Understanding are open or if she has Spirtually wise Folks around Her..

Very Highly Privileged Death to Die.

I don't understand this one.
Somebody clearly dying to go to hell and you're saying it's a privileged death What's privileged about it

Let us stop showing mediocrity to the world like this . You just show a portion of dirty road and think that's an achievement. the other day you saw some fine pictures of African countries. Nigeria does not have town planning. and it gives me headache. How can we model our cities after the European cities Not this mediocrity

azawuoba:
hope it won't end in tears

Na which kind yeye talk be this

Vote Kingsley Moghalu 2023

Nigeria president should be like the president of Africa just like the US president is seen as the president of the world. in that case we need smart people who will take that charge and make Nigeria and Africa at large proud. We don't need these same old men in agbada and caps up and down. let's vote modern and smart people, People like Kingsley Moghalu, a seasoned economist. Say no to recycling

Offpoint1:
Any woman that propose to me needs to finish what she started.

She'll meet my parents and do introduction, pay groom price and do all the necessary traditional rites, do white wedding, rent apartment and feed me my entire life or as death do us apart.

Make anybody no play that kind roughly play of proposing to me o, else you go finish wetin you start.

Your name na offpoint

Jashub:
I agree, but try and look at it from this perspective : you receiving a text from an anonymous number on WhatsApp is a breach on your privacy and security. And as you know, this is 9ja, and you cannot vouch for the next man. So her response is only natural given the circumstances

Na lie! who knows whether even if it were evil intended for her, her politeness would avert it and change the mind of the person from harming her?
Let's not encourage nonsense pls.

Uteghe:
Friends, my cousin was given an apparently fake exclusion letter by their school course rep in 2011,now her office has demanded she take her exclusion letter to NYSC for verification.

When she did a background check again,she got to know the letter was fake and that NYSC had sent the ORIGINAL which she promptly went and got.

The question is: how can she explain this to NYSC since the fake one is already in her file at her office. Please advise.

It's simple na. Since she has known that the original is now available let her go to the appropriate quarters and pay whatever payable and get her original. No need to go to nysc sef. But if she knew and worked out the fake, na there she get issue

Why exactly does one need that kind of hair? For what?? It doesn't move me as a guy and I'm Sure other real men too don't give a hoot! There's more to a woman than trivia things like this

Let us vote this man for president 2023.
Vote Kingsley Moghalu

Macsjebs:
Good move

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Kindly show me love by liking my DP, thanks fam, love you all

You uploaded that on my birthday... Nov 22