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airminem:
I was in a church sitting close to a guy who had "bone in his pants" during service. The pastor was a young female and putting nice clothes. Just could imagine what goes on in guys mind. Church oo

I was in church with a girl I didn't know sitting beside me. Any time we sat down the girl will try to grab my joystick from under my thighs. I would have fallen if not that it was exam period and I needed God that moment.


You think say na only guys get sexual wahala abi?

banjicom:


Your computer don get HIV
Lols

On a more serious note, i think your best option is to just format the system directly and install a new fresh Os. You should be more concerned about the hardware of your PC, because this is the first time i am seeing a virus disabling a computer hardware.

cancer

Chai, I want to ring that bell.

There is nothing to prove there was thunder strike here. The cows were not roasted, neither were the thunder strike patterns on the body of the cows.

The grass might have been poisoned.

OndoFirstBorn:
No fewer than thirty six (36) cows were reportedly struck to death on Saturday by a mysterious thunderstorm on Oke Owa in Ijare community of Ifedore local government area of Ondo state.

Nigerian Cable News reliably gathered that the cows were struck by thunderstorm in the late hours of Saturday without any of them surviving.

The cows were said to have died for desecrating the mountain where sacrifice is made every year by the town’s monarch.

It was learnt that the herders reported the case to the monarch of the town after the unfortunate incident.

The monarch of the town, the Olujare of Ijare, Oba Adebamigbe is always accompanied by chiefs to carry out the yearly sacrifice.

The mountain is said to be a secluded place for the monarch.


https://www.nigeriancablenewsonline.com/metro/thunder-strikes-36-cows-to-death-in-ondo/

I recommend MFM Deliverance and Othorpedic hospital. You are aware that Ogoni can be very fetish, if you want true healing then abandon the native way.

Jewingle:
Morning all, I will go straight to the point pls. Pls pardon any grammatical error thanks

I have a cousin sister that’s suffering from leg problem for the past 3 years. I don’t know if this athritis because I have researched online and what she’s passing through is pointing to athritis but I still can’t figure it out because it’s worse than what I’m seeing. (She’s from ogoni)

A brief summary of her: she’s currently 23 years old and this sickness started when she was 20. I wasn’t aware all this while but from what she told me, before this problem started she stepped on something and felt a very sharp pain and hotness in her right foot. That moment she couldn’t walk until they called a traditionalist that massaged it and gave her herbs too before she was fine. He later said it was poison she matched.

Not until midnight again she started having serious pains and General body hotness. They tried the man’s number again but he wasn’t picking up and immediately they rushed her to church. After some prayers it reduced a bit but wasn’t over yet. They called back the man again in the morning but he got angry why they took her to somewhere else so he neever came. So they brought another man that worked on the leg for a while and she was better

After a year, the leg problem started again. And this time it got worse. She can’t open her legs. (Thighs) Anytime she trieds to do it the pains is always unbearable. And also have severe pains in both knees. She can’t walk properly without pains. ( she bends while walking like someone with some kind of deformity? As a matter of fact if she tries walking the knee is giving a loud sound like they are using hammer to hit it. This has been going on for the past 3 years and considering how young she is I feel really terrible about it.

She has been on several kinds of drugs and injections and calcium supplements. The pains reduces but always come back. The knee cracking is always there and it’s very loud. I have done Xray on the leg and the result reads her both knees are normal.

I got a man that’s good in massaging to massage her. I had so much confidence in him because when my mom broke her leg he was the one that fixed it. He assured me she would walk after he works on her. he believes it’s because it’s been threee years that’s why the knees are cracking and also why she couldn’t widen her legs. According to him the nerves are stiff. He massaged her for a month and some weeks. The the massage helped in controlling the pains a bit but she still can’t live without drugs. The knees are still cracking, still couldn’t open the legs wide apart. The man is even tired now and now believing it’s not ordinary.

Currently, I’m planning on her going native way(spiritual way) for them to find out if it’s something or someone behind this because a lot of money has been wasted regarding this with no solution
Pls good people of Nairaland, doctors and traditionalists. We need a solution for this as this just can’t be her fate because she’s too young. 3 years wasted already. This gets me worried over and over again and the emotional and psychological traumas she goes through everyday is just something I can’t explain.
Modified:
1 want to thank everyone for your contributions and advice and also use this moment to appeal to anyone that’s willing to help. I just want to see her get back to her feet because 3 years is wasted already. Sometimes I blame the mother for not taking her to the hospital but what do I know. She can’t even afford three quaremeal talk more hospital bills.

The father is married to somone else and don’t even care about her. I’m just trying to help out of pity. Her situation is pathetic and she can’t continue to live this way. If I don’t even do anything then I’m afraid this could be her fate because everyone is neglecting her. Who do you blame even when everyone around u is poor and you live in the village. The load now is just on me and I feel really bad I can’t do much to help her but the same time it hurts me she has to live this way until a help comes. I know how much I have spent on drugs and supplements not including the amount I paid for the massage because I never thought it was this serious. Only felt it was a dislocated bone or so.

So pls guys I know it’s difficult trying to help a stranger talk more someone from a faceless forum. Anyone reading this and willing to help just comment. Thank you

The stuff indomie generation never knew!

So Lagos is wealthier than most subsaharan Africa countries.

mrvitalis:
This is luxury tax no one should complain

It would affect me very much but i believe in taxing

Bullshit luxury tax. Is this done in other systems? By the way, how is this tax utilised? The ₦50 deductions on deposits are yet to be accounted for....

Ojiofor:
I am a christian too,I know what I am talking about.Nigeria born again christians are the modern day Pharisees,they are hypocrites.
If you are one of them na long spoon i go take dine with you .

Just imagine yourself, dining alone with long spoon.

Ojiofor:
Guy,I don't do propaganda,its a statement of fact!

facts without proof. Now the woman has spoken whom do we believe.

Hope the boy speaks too.

And one ojiofor was posting propaganda on Christians and MFM based on this story.

Ojiofor:
Are they living in Max?
The woman that abused the 14yrs old is one of them.

You are not answering the question? You mentioned that they are both members of MFM, do you know them personally? To the OP never mentioned anything MFM. You should state how you know more than the OP, either personally or other sources?

Do you know them?

Ojiofor:
Both Mrs. Happiness and the boy’s parents attend Mountain of Fire & Miracles Church and that gave the suspect, Happiness, unfettered access to enter deep into the family and started molesting the boy despite the fact that she lives with her husband and has her own children.


I fear the so called Nigerian born again christians more than pagan.

I na-eri ji!

bolayei:
Can you compare these to what is used now? Yes I used them. I even used to have two radios one plays instrumental and the other I put on record and make my own songs. Now let's compare.... Back then someone with my rap and rnb skills does it for fun and only his friends will listen to it and can't really pursue a career in music. Non indomie

These days download a software on your computer and make instrumental and record your own songs and you can even record a video with a phone and download on YouTube. Indomie generation.

Which one is better?

things get easier by the day, but it was fun back then

pocohantas:
I have (always) noticed this trend of being called indomie generation when one is (totally) clueless on some “historical” subject.

I like to think I am old enough to be old, yet I still have some friends and colleagues calling me Indomie generation.




Suffice to say, Indomie is 31YEARS OLD IN NIGERIA.


So, what exactly makes one an indomie generation?

Have you ever used these?
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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b3/ed/8d/b3ed8d773439c086d52b7b0d1147fda3.jpg

Yes = Not Indomie
No = Indomie

This is bad.

Major Obi was just a pawn executing his duties.

Bolusticus:
Igbos are people who are generally averse to paying taxes, one of the reasons their states don't fare well IGR wise.

They also find it hard to repay debt. They make bulk of the top 20 debtors on AMCON list.

And the reason is obvious.

foolishness

Nnamdi Kanu onye nzuzu!

This is the most ridiculous letter I have seen as an Igbo man

Barryseal:
9.96 is a very solid time. He should be within the medal zone at the Olympics if he can shave 0.25 from his return time. Solid

that's 9.71secs, I bet Bolt will come out of retirement.

truthsayer009:
1. Fine face
2. Big breast
3. Big yansh

Thats all, thank you

Ovaries and womb

youngmd:
I need a old Facebook account to buy if u have
qoute me let chat

How old?

u17 he was awesome.

logon599:
It's weird that I've never watched any of Osimhen's matches.
Pls for those who have seen him play, how good is he?

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https://www.livius.org/site/assets/files/9635/hercules_antakya_sii.275x0-is-pid9639.jpg Hercules reborn

brandon180:
I finished year one with a cgpa of 2.50
They just released the results of two courses for 200L first semester and I had F, (3 credit load each) it is very painful because I read my books.


Anyway I want to ask if it's still possible to graduate with a good 2.1

I study physics by the way.

First things first, get your departments curriculum and compute what grades you need to make so as to graduate with 2.1.

I had similar issue. First semester year 1 I think was 2.6, second semester was 1.9; lots of Es, one was in 4 credit load course and one F in subject I did well at in secondary school. Why did this happen to me? Several factors contributed, such as being a very social human being and most courses were heavily sorted which I never took part in.

Nevertheless, I was confident; yes first class is gone but I can still hit a high 2.1 if and only if I made staright As lol. I worked hard, cut down on socials, mingled more with fellow engineering students - the smarts ones though.

Year 2, 3 were awesome; year 4, 5 was cruise control. I ended up with 3.56; 2.1 na 2.1, 4.49 and 3.50 bears 2.1 ;d :d.

Despite all this race for 2.1, I must say that academic grades don't influence much in life. Yes, it gives an edge but that's just for job recruitment.

Do you have passion for the course to which you are enrolled?

I have seen 'idiots' make YouTube channels, Blogs, etc profitable by doing 'idiotic things'. There are kids posting gaming videos online, then make money off it. To be candid, I envy them. Currently, I have a YouTube channel where I post my Candy crush exploits, I want it to blow....lol.

Push hard for 2.1, but if don't make it, it's not the end of life. What matters most how happy you are and how in tune you are with God.

Adios amigos.

MarjieJ98354:
Damn, I wish that I can have a spiritual husband! Lol! It's better than having no husband!!

You don't know what you are asking for?