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ijustdey:
https://thenationonlineng.net/seven-ways-to-beat-survive-lagos-traffic/

use Google maps

Sanchez01:
Enough of the celebration, biko. We have more concerns right now. There is Feghouli, Mahrez, Delort, Ounas and Slimani to worry about in our next game.

Whatever happens, I pray Drake does not famz us and wish our dear Super Eagles well.

Can some Photoshop Drake and Algeria please?

Matt 10:16.

Helping people is good, but helping the people that will make God open more ways to you is more important. You needed the Holy Spirit to teach you how to make choices. Time to ask why me is over, it's time to cry to God to rescue you. Just go for deliverance and you will see. Key in into the teaching, fasting and praying.

Jonscotin:
The truth is that I have been trusting people for long and I get hurt in the long run. Sometimes when I see people beg me for money and I don't get them and they pass through pains, I become restless and pained cos I didn't help out. But this last help of 350k has just broken my heart to pieces. I don't keep friends and I do help out to people and church. But now am so heartbroken from the 350k to my car that just got burnt. And I ask God why me? If I have been heartless I know I would hv had abt 10million with me. I just don't understand if it's a crime to help out. But what I have understand now is that it's better to dash people little money than to loan them.

being able to make over 1m is not luck, it's hardwork. For me you have unfriendly friends. Visit MFM for deliverance.

Jonscotin:
I struggle to make ends meet every time. When others are lucky, I struggle even when I put in my best. Right from childhood. Am really depressed. I have made millions of naira but all always end up in people's hand. In 2014 I gave a family friend 1.14m for his co-operative society after preaching how I will be getting interest from it. Till now, he ran out of town. In 2015, I gave my neighbour 1m since they were struggling and wanted to change business and I wanted to help out. That one is stuck and and they haven't been able to pay back. With so many other little sums ranging from 200k to 15k that I have used to help people and they end up not paying me back. I am the type of person that hardly say no to people after much persuasion. I don't know why am this soft....
This year, just a month after my wedding, I have been making wrong choices. I borrowed someone 350k to give me back last month ending and he hasn't given me back. I initially refused giving him but he was calling and begging for one week, saying it won't get up to last month ending, he will give me back the money, well today is 10th and he is not picking my calls.
My business has been down of late cos of too many competitions and the people selling fakes are been patronized more then me cos I usually stick to originals. I had to put my only car for sale and I gave it to a friend to help me to sell it. Now the car just got got burnt after we just saw a buyer that was ready to pay this next day.
Am confused, why is all this happening to me. Am now a laughing stock among my classmates and coursesmates cos I was among the top in secondary school then but I wasn't lucky to study a good course. The only lucky things I have now are my wife, mother and brother. But am depressed now esp over the burnt car and no money again. I can't stand this shame. I feel like am losing it now

dominique:
Egypt, Kenya, Uganda, Tanzania, Ghana, Namibia, SA and Zimbabwe are not animals. Seems East Africans are not keen on naming their national teams after animals

Crane is still an bird. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_(bird) [img]https://download.ams.birds.cornell.edu/api/v1/asset/40623941/1200[img]

GadgetHunter:
if you’re using vpn turn it off before searching, or if your google ID was created using vpn that’ll automatically change your google store to that of another country

Solution.
Turn off vpn before searching or change your google ID by getting another gmail with a nigeria IP.

THanks for your reply. I do not use VPN. I will try using another email address.

I have tried to install Gokada and Oride on my phone but it doesn't come up in the Google play store.

The last time I got a notification from my opera mini browser about Oride, Google play store informed me that the app is not in use in my country.

I am in Lagos, I see all the fintech-Bikes on the road but I can't use them.

HELP!

kheny12:
I think you need to go the state house @ Ikeja.Why are you asking us.you can also use your browsing phone.

Thanks for your suggestion;nevertheless, the ones I got online are incomplete. On the Ikeja visit, I am trying to avoid bureaucracy.

limeta:
You want to know the number under muslim control
Help will be hard here.

lol! on muslim control.

Hello people,

I need a Map of Lagos State with all LGAs. These LGAs should be the ones recognised by the FG.

All the ones I got online have some missing LGAs such as Ikorodu, Badagry, etc.


Also, is Ibeju-Lekki different from Eti-Osa and Epe.

This is what I have got: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/Map_of_the_Local_Government_Areas_of_Lagos.png

wisino1:
I usually don't involved in tribal issues but one thing I notice about the Igbo tribe in particular is when they are pastors, priest or working in a particular ministry they are first to break out or carve out of the ministry be it Pentecostal ,Anglican or Catholic ......if you are a founder or general overseer of a ministry and you have 6 pastor assisting you it is the Igbo man pastor among them that will leave first and form his own ministry.......take mbaka and co for instance in the Catholic church having there own specialized ministry inside the Catholic church, if all Catholic church priest decide to have there own specialized ministry the real work they are supposed to do as priest will suffer because they will be busy running there specialized ministry

Receive sense! www.nairaland.com/attachments/9619898_93094544f563b6eeee04ec8b4d2c449927cb2f4jpegjpeg612e48c9f07d62454952ac76b9d87e45_jpeg_jpeg26943eb57c7f2cc8e72f1e62f1527eeb

wingmanII:
Animal Farm.
The pigs are looking more and more human each day.

APC supporters now shouting like sheep bleating
https://raisingthebaa.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Funny-sheep-bleating.png

2015: Four legs good, two legs bad
2019: Four legs good, two legs better

simonlee:
stop using GLO

u no go kill person

that picture made me fall of my chair

wiseone28:
Make una support Akwa united for now since EPL is on break

for fourth place!

mmb:
Lagos – Africa’s richest man, Aliko Dangote, has berated the volume of smuggled goods coming into Nigeria through the Republic of Benin.

Dangote spoke at a stakeholders’ session in Lagos between the private sector and the Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), Godwin Emefiele.

He said smuggling activities from the Benin Republic route is killing manufacturing in Nigeria.


His words: “Smuggling is killing Nigeria and most of these smuggled goods come from the Benin Republic. There is no country that can survive with Benin Republic as a neighbour.

Details later…

https://www.independent.ng/no-country-can-survive-with-republic-of-benin-as-neighbour-dangote/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

So should Nigeria build a WALL like Trump's Wall on America-Mexico border? Then make Benin pay for the wall. This is to limit the influx of contraband goods.
Or should Nigeria invade and ANNEX Benin like Russia did on Crimea, after all, they are Yoruba people? This is to take over their ports and stop unsanctioned goods.

Gboliwe:
No HMO has the right to do this! I don't believe they did either. It's not part of their duties.

Doctors prescribe not HMOs.

Apparently, they did.

bigl:
They are not living up to their expectations jare and its all of them! They seem to be more interested in collecting money and not rendering services.

I wish govt can make nhis voluntary rather than compulsory.

Imagine the new rule now is you must come with picture of you (as the Principal) and your dependants "before" u can be attended to at any healthcare facility.

Normally, in your own case, they were supposed to give u a referal letter to the facility closest to u instead of having u travel several miles.

Bros, prepare to pay money for your wife's delivery if u want the best or else, nhis fit mess up o!

felt very bad yesterday

royalboy help me make FP

HMOs are to provide easy accessibility to Health care for their users. Typically, a user will apply to use the closest hospital, pharmacy and diagnostics center for their health care.

Now I wonder why some HMOs ask a user to travel to Diagnostics Center A for over one hour by car at over ₦3000 to get a diagnostic service that can be rendered at Diagnostics Center B at ₦3000 which is 5 minutes walk from the hospital.

I am just very annoyed. My wife in her third trimester is being asked to visit a diagnostic center very far away when she could just do it at a nearby diagnostics center without stress.

Nevertheless, I can't allow my wife go through that stress, I paid; I'm just disappointed in Oceanic HMO.

enemmo:
New meme alert

Eg: What's this one saying? www.nairaland.com/attachments/9541690_9539886screenshot20190602225122jpeg7b22dd985f4c26c54eca04d0c864f5ca_jpeg_jpeg6c4b54c57e5e34cd6d34b6d5dc1a3e0c

Gforce2019:
....and what has your fatness add to your family talkless of the nation.
What has your fatness brought down.
Go and reduce your weight, lazy yoot

. I will not exchange words with you. I have some left over on my dinning.

after seeing the result and seeing the fat dude that took down AJ; I can confidently say, thank God I am a fat dude.



Fat Dudes! Awuuuuu! [img]https://fiercefatties.files./2014/10/fat-spartan.jpg[/img]

midolian:
20 lessons I learnt from Anthony Joshua's defeat loading...

1. No be by muscle..
2. No be by muscle..
3. Even with muscle, you can get punch dazed
4. Big tummy sometimes signifies strength
...
20. No be by muscle

after seeing the result and seeing the fat dude that took down AJ; I can confidently say, thank God I am a fat dude.



Fat Dudes! Awuuuuu! [img]https://fiercefatties.files./2014/10/fat-spartan.jpg[/img]

Cityfirstborn:
Shame on Liverpool. Shame on Tottenham for doing ojoro on mancity, even West Ham could have defeated this overated Liverpool team

e pain am! auch!

he who laughs last, laughs best.

YNWA!

JasonScoolari:
My attention has been drawn to some Red Devils thugs constituting nuisance in this elections, they parade themselves as Tottenham Labour Party agents and tried to steal some ballot box at Nairaland ward 14.

The UEFA Electoral Commission should quickly deploy dominique and lalasticlala to curb their activities.

#UCLDecides

Cc; Flashh, Disstroy.

Just like APC working AAC in Rivers :d ;d

hisexcellency34:
Long overdue. See his okpolo eyes. Taking shareholders money to his brother's house at Bourcillom with bullion vans

loooool

Ifesinachi22:
Ndi Onitsha well done ooo. Which one is Adult Paediatrics? Oh! Adult Paediatrics means Akpuda, Orebe. Anambra Kwenu!!
Dr Chinedu i salute you.

I am finished. Ike agwụ m!

VicYo:
It's almost 7 years now... if it not once in a day, it could be 2 days in a week.
i really wanna stop... i wish the magic to just happen on me and take it away...

The pleasure has been addictting me to always think about sex whenever am alone...

God Please Save Me...
please enlightning me

Are you a Christian?
Can you let God take charge?
Are you willing to give up the worldly way?

Chanchit:
I wonder why you people talk like this. Show me a video where VVD marked Messi. He was busy running away whenever Messi is with the ball. The players that marked Messi were Fabinho and Matip.

lol
but why didn't Messi try his luck via vvd's channel when both Mario and fabinho gave him tough time

VVD is his antidote! YNWA!

mysportdab:
Barcelona Star Lionel Messi has been described as the world's best after a video emerged of him dribbling some top footballers, MySportDab reports.

A two-minute video emerged on social media which quickly gained plenty of attention.

It shows Messi ruining a number of his opponents who dared to try and dispossess him.

Luka Modric, Fabinho, Koke and Gareth Bale should have known the outcome for such a foolish enterprise.

Messi is undoubtedly one of the finest dribblers ever to play the game with his turn of pace and low centre of gravity a nightmare for those tasked with marking him.

A number of players hit the floor in their efforts to steal the ball from him while others suffer the humiliation of a nutmeg - to the delight of Barcelona's fans.

Antoine Griezmann, who looks set to join Messi at Barcelona for next season, will count himself lucky he will no longer need to be defending the diminutive Argentine.

Fans soon began sharing the video and hailing Messi as the greatest player ever.

Video Below..

See;https://www.mysportdab.com/2019/05/ever-football-fans-hail-lionel-messi.html

the period of betrayals

IamPatriotic:
Rather than begging their host to allow them do their trading in a peaceful and harmonious , they're threatening to shutdown the whole of the State. Empty chest beaters.

I guess your patriotism involves robbery.

TANID:
Here We Go Again Africa Don Come Again As Usual. Rest In Peace Dear. What's The Meaning Of That "Aja" The Only "AJA" I Know Is From LEKKI LAGOS STATE And The Second One Is Dog Maybe Tohyorsih2 Could Help Me Out

Aja means several things in Igbo language.

Àjà -sacrifice

Ájá - sand or wall

A já - to praise