₦airaland Forum

Babacele:
God bless you sir, Your Excellency. This is the kind of mentality that would make us grow as a nation. I look forward to more of such days ahead when a T.A . Orji would extend such gesture to an Hausa speaking woman in Abia. God bless Nigeria.

But where can we find such a woman?

TonyeBarcanista,

You are just saying Alpha male is a Choleric-majority personality.

eddieguru:
We're going to beat all the teams this season

Done!

Citygal:
1hp = 0.746 kw
Your unit consumption per day using only AC for 10hours = 0.746kw * 10hrs = 7.46kwh
Your unit consumption per month using only AC = 7.46kwh * 30days = 223.8kwh

You will be consuming 223.8kwh per month on only AC.
Then multiply 223.8kwh by your disco’s tariff rate for R2.

That will give you your AC energy consumption for 10hrs in a month.

Thank me later.

fineboynl:
we are planing to switch the estimated billing from NEPA to prepared meters.

the focus now is on me using AC as the rest tenant are planning to have their own meters. I was wondering if I use AC for 8hours a day what is likely to be the billing?

let assume I use only 1hp AC for 8-10 hours a day. no any other things like bulb or fridge or TV just only 1hp AC what is the billing going to be??

with that I can be prepared for any eventualities on my new adventures.

thank you.

Citygal is correct.

7-15k per month. Good things come with a price.

sexymoma:
Na only egoistic man nor go make woman dey in mood
what happens to kissing from her leg, i mean that place wey leg chain dey stay reach where neck chain dey stay.. before you even reach there your woman go hold your head.. the rest na story biko


Jesus is Lord!!

no mind them.

OP, better get her in the mood. Massage her back, waist, use your Woody to poke her at the butt etc

YES

Ekakamba:

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The lady should sue him, I foresee her winning in lower cuts. However, I see the man winning in a higher cut.

Na wuna no.

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Uppercuts

conyema12:
My brother in-law who is my wife's only brother lost his wife late last year due to kidney problem. She was just 29yr old, they were married for only 3 years and blessed with a 2 years old daughter, same age with my daughter. During the burial ceremony the girls mother hired some touts and police men to cause problems and whisk the little girl away from my in-laws, claiming the boy was instrumental to her daughters death . However they couldn't succeed. It was agreed for my wife to go with the little girl pending when the matter is resolved. This just happened less than a week and the matter hasn't died out.

Now my inlaws are suggesting for the little girl to live with us and start school for now till the long vacation holiday (June).

My concerns are:

1. I am of the opinion for the matter to be fully resolved in a police station with agreement duely signed before she can settle in my house for now...

2. I am also seeing it ad a huge burden on my wife. We already have 2kids and it's a mouthful at the moment.

3. The brother will have to be financially involved


Pls I need suggestions on how to handle this so my inlaws won't see me as not being helpful.

Both my inlaws are retired and comfortable in their own house

There shouldn't be any alarm here.

Your BIL should provide the upkeep for his daughter while you and your wife do the parenting. This shouldn't be a problem unless your BIL has no money.



Why are you seeking for the signoff by police? What is your fears?
Are you afraid she might be kidnapped?
Is your BIL a woman beater?

OP: please repent.

I didn't bother read this crap.

The world needs normal humans that can socialize. Masturbation kills the social life of humans as well as godly connection and protection.

doctore212:
Yes ooo. Marist brothers juniorate.Uturu

Wow!

Cajanus Cajan lol!

doctore212:
Cajanus cajan.

Normally found in Olosho house worldwide

Did you school at MBJ Marist?

Be cautious of who you help.

Biodun556:
To those who are saying the so called Arabic should be removed from Nigerian currency. They never ask themselves reasons why Sunday and Saturday are chosen as resting days for workers.

Nigerian constitution also recognizes only one wife. Another Christian doctrine.


Why should Nigerian Government adopt the language of the Bible and that of Christian missionaries that came with our colonial masters as the official language?

We like to see things from our narrative only without considering the facts of others the reason why we so much have problems of intolerance, ethno religious crises and favoritism in our society today.

To save face and avoid useless arguments, let us divide the country.

sodiqapril:
Hey guys, can anyone advice me on what do..I'm always hungry even after eating a heavy meal. Like today for example, I ate five wraps of fufu and two hours later I was already feeling hungry. And it's really affecting me, I'm not greedy buy no matter what I eat it digests so fast that my stomach starts rumbling . Please help me.

I bet you are not even fat.

If you are not far, then I envy your body metabolism.

kelophili23:
I marry an Ibo girl God had blessed us with a child, her grand dad died in the village money was shear for her to pay because of the burial with other things she will buy for the family approximately #150,000 and my wife don't have that kind of money to pay because she is not working for now, I'm expected to pay for her being that she is married to me and I don't have that kind of money to spend for burial early this year, I'm from another tribe so my Ibo folks in the house if we are unable to pay or pay a little we can is there any consequences, please advise me

Just make the little contribution you can make - even if na 20-50k

We Igbo people can load ourselves with problems.

Ifyjos:
My story is long but I will cut short. I’m 20 years old and I have a 5 years old daughter , I’m still with her father but we are not living together. I’m still at home with my parents.

My elder sister is a banker she is engaged and her fiancé is a doctor, they were supposed to get married this February 2020. My elder sister Hates my guy a lot just because he is not educated, has no money, he drinks and Smokes but he is a good guy, he doesn’t beat or cheat on me , he gives money for our daughter upkeeps and she goes to school he is paying her school fees but sometime when he doesn’t have my sister will be paying but she will insult the hell out of me that I ruined my life by giving birth at a young age , I should have closed my legs she just says many things that really hurting me sometimes I cried and Whenever she sees my guy she will insulting him threatening to pour him hot water.

So it happened in July , our parents traveled to the village because my dad was very sick so my guy visited me at home and she came and saw him , she got angry and started raining insult at him as usual and I got angry and slapped her which lead to a very serious fight and she arrested me and my fiancé and we came out after 3 days my guy had to sign undertaken that he should not step his foot in our house again.

So he promised to deal with her in a way she will regret and I supported him, so we have decided to destroyed her relationship with her fiancé by arranging lots of boys and girls who are my guys friends to start calling her fiancé and threatening him to leave their girlfriends alone or they will kill him, so we had 7 boys and 2 girls also called him claiming that my sister is dating their husbands so he should warned her or they will do worse. Everything went according to our plans and we have succeed in destroying her relationship that her fiancé dumped her and cancelled the marriage in October.

She hasn’t been well since, she lost her job , she is totally depressed and all she does is crying and she lost so much weigh. I was so happy seeing her like that because she deserved it but I pretend like I care when I didn’t but now I just feel so bad because her condition is getting worsened.

Seeing her going to the hospital today really broke my heart and made me regretting what I and my guy did to her but I don’t know how to help her again. I wish I could talk to her and tell her everything we did and beg for her forgiveness but I’m scared because everybody in the family will hate me, they will disown me and throw me out of the house and I have nowhere else to go with my child. My guy stays with friends in a one room house.

I’m Feeling helpless

If this story is true then.............................

You are a witch and you are very wicked. People like you and your boyfriend deserve no sympathy. You are the typical example people MFM rain fire of God upon.

A typical - e dey do me, e dey pet me.

Your boyfriend has a network; instead of using his connection to develop himself, he uses to destroy people.

I am sorry, but you are lost; better repent and confess immediately. Else, if your sister go church for you, poverty will follow you and your future generations.

Nobody wants a liability.

englishmart:
I really want this war to happen, I don't want Liverpool to win the league

Watch this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8VrwQjSY6s

HansprinceJr:
http://muslimrightsmuric..com/2020/01/give-muslims-their-own-1st-january.html?m=1

I think MURIC is a very stupid organisation.

The holidays created by Christian Church are New Year, Good Friday, Easter Monday, Christmas and Boxing day, yes these are give days. However, MURIC in all it's wisdom has failed to acknowledge that Id Ftir is celebrated for two days, Id Kabir is celebrated for two days as well while Id Malud is celebrated for one day.

Instead of MURIC to look into core issues in Nigeria, they are arguing like juveniles.

Why is this thread filled with dreamers?

Aldebaran:
Crazy Americans

Like Donald Trump, Bill Clinton also launched an Iraq airstrike as his impeachment inquiry was heating up, according to BusinessInsider...

A twitter user said,



https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/trump-clinton-both-launched-iraq-airstrikes-during-impeachment-2020-1

But who did Andrew Johnson attack in 1868 after his impeachment.

MrDvc:
Any plane that's flying must surely land on the ground

please be reminded that the Space Station is still in it's orbit since 1998. Lol!

Good

Alooone:
I got married to my husband in 2013, we are blessed with 2kids (a boy and a girl)

In 2017, barely 2 weeks after giving birth to our son I was diagnosed with puepurium psychosis. A kind of mental illness that afflicts women that have just given birth and since it has been from one medication to another..

Now since after my diagnosis my husband has been a source of emotional, verbal and physical abuse... He blames my parents for everything as he feels "cheated " feeling that they knew all about my "sickness " before we got married and kept it from him.....

He felt I was a liability and feels he is too young to shoulder such... There was nothing my husband didn't do to frustrate me...

So around June this year I left my home for my father's house and have been there since, now since I have been there my husband hardly calls when he does he wants to speak with his children. He doesn't call my parents to ask about my well-being or that of his kids.

Sometimes I feel abandoned, now the issue is that the love I have for him is beginning to reduce, sometimes I feel like letting him go and starting all over. Other times I want to stay cos I think of my children's future.

As for the psychosis ALL the symptoms have gone as am typing this now I have a job with a small private school and planning to either proceed with my masters or start a nursing programme.

So please I need your advice. Should I let him go?

God is your helper. I pray your husband's heart is touched by God so as to be compassionate to you in Jesus name, amen.

Many testimonies..... And I cover them with the blood of Jesus. Amen.

Any power or group of powers that wants to attack my testimonies as a result of me sharing them here to encourage other people, let the thunder and fire of God destroy you with double destruction in the mighty name of Jesus. Amen

Evil powers gathering to here to scatter the testimonies of people, may you never see the light of the new day in Jesus name. Amen.

alBHAGDADI:
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On December 31st, many Churches which use to be half filled with witness an extreme number of attendance. Those who normally get lots of attendance will rent more space and chairs because the attendance on that night will be massive. Why?

Those who will fill the Church auditoriums are those who have enjoyed a Detty December and now want a prosperous New Year. We all want the same and that is what false prophets capitalize on. This thread is aimed at warning the public against their antics and evil ways ahead of December 31st night.

On December 31st aka Watch Night aka Crossover Night, many Churches will lead people into saying prayers that are contrary to the Bible. Many will even command God as if he's their slave.

Examples of prayers many will say and also say the loudest Amen to:

"2020 is my year of greatness"

"I shall not lack in 2020".

"I will own 2020"

"A house, car and promotion for me next year"

"All my enemies shall die in 2020" etc

Have you ever taken your time to even examine these prayers that false prophets love to tell their congregation to say? These prayers are totally unbiblical and against the word of God. That's why many of those who say them will come back on December 2020 to say the same thing because none ever got answered. Why didn't they get answered?

Lamentations 3:37
Who is he that saith, and it cometh to pass, when the Lord commandeth it not?

How can you say "2020 my year of greatness" when God commanded it not? Where in the entire Bible did God say such concerning your life? How can you say "you shall not lack in 2020" without saying it as a prayer to God but as a command? God says in Psalm 34:19 Many are the afflictions of the righteous: but the LORD delivereth him out of them all.

As seen above, the prayer involves God, same way David involved God saying "the Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not want".

But today, people make all sorts of wild and fantasy demands and claim it is word of faith. They go further to say it is the things you tell yourself that comes to pass. That's a LIE because...

Lamentations 3:37
Who is he that saith, and it cometh to pass, when the Lord commandeth it not?

It is a lie because even if you say you will die tomorrow and God doesn't command it, you won't die. Same goes for saying you will be great. If God doesn't command it, it won't come to pass.

These false prophets go further by telling their congregation to repeat after them saying "My father, My father, rise up and lift me up in 2020". This is totally a disrespect for God. They do this because they don't know who God is. You don't tell God what to do, he tells you what to do. He gives the commands, not you. This is why many prayers won't be answered on December 31st.

So how do you pray? Pray acccording to God's will. That's how Jesus prayed. Ask to know what God's will is for your life. Pray that he shows you so you can walk in it. This will save you the stress of praying for a mansion and cars when you are totally jobless. Any prayer you say, tell God to help you get your mind off it if it's not his will for your life. This will help prevent you from expecting things you demanded from God and feeling disappointed when they don't get fulfilled. Always pray according to his will.

Luke 22:42
Saying, Father, if thou be willing, remove this cup from me: nevertheless not my will, but thine, be done

A second false strategy used by false prophets on December 31st is the extortion of money from their congregation. They tell you to sow a seed in terms of money to make your 2020 great. They tell you to give to God so that he can give to you in return. This is a scam and contrary to God's word.

You don't pay God to give you anything. How much have you paid for the life you have now? The air you breathe and the light of day and night? Did you give God something before you got those things? No.

Romans 8:32
He that spared not his own Son, but delivered him up for us all, how shall he not with him also freely give us all things?

Did you see the bolded word which says freely? Where does it say "sow a seed before God gives you anything?". Nowhere. God has been giving us all things right from time and totally free.

Why then are you falling for the scam of seed sowing to reap blessings? It's because you are either a thief or you don't believe God's word that he will freely give us all things.

Many sowed seeds for greatness on December 31st, 2019, and none got harvested. The false prophets will tell then that though they might have sown a seed for a house or promotion at work, but the seed got harvested in form of the good health they enjoyed. Which farmer will want to remain in business if he keeps reaping something totally different from what he sowed?
The false prophets have basically made them lose hope and their trust in God for not fulfilling his own end of a bargain he never got involved in. SCAM

Show me where in the entire scriptures someone sowed a seed to God and got blessed. You will never find. So, there is no basis in the Bible for you to rely on seed sowing. It is useless and contrary to God's word. So, any pastor telling you to sow a seed so that your new year will be great is fake and a scammer. It is his own new year that will be great as a result of your money.

Now, why do you still want to congregate in a so-called church that operates in this manner - false crossover prayers and seed sowing? None of what they practice goes in line with God's word. It also shows that they do not know God.

Isaiah 8:20 KJV
20 To the law and to the testimony: if they speak not according to this word, it is because there is no light in them.

If they speak not according to God's word, it means they are not sent by God. Flee from them or else they will keep scaming you. Your failure to read the Bible and accept the Gospel is the reason why you will always be available to be scammed by them. That's why, after having a Detty December, many will now remember God on the 31st because they want the fun of December to continue in the new year. Guess what? Fake pastors will tell them what they want to hear just to take their money.

Be careful where you go to praise God on Crossover night. Be careful the kind of prayers you say. Be careful the kind of gift you give God.

Thank you.
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Picture of the Pharisee and the tax collector saying a prayer

Mostly rubbish. Please don't misslead people.

Jadeobee:
Hi

I’m currently pregnant for my husband and I’ve just been wondering after vaginal birth if it goes back to normal. I’ve heard instances where men will tell their wives it feels the same, but it’s only to make them feel good about themselves.

I think this question is mainly directed to men because I feel like sometimes we women like to deceive ourselves with lies. Does sexual intercourse feel the same with someone who has had a child? Also can you tell the difference between someone who has a child and someone who doesn’t even if they don’t tell you? I just want to have a discussion about this.

Thanks.

you can c-section

ChildFun:
Ok sir

please delete the email in the quote.

ChildFun:
We deliver every where in Lagos and nationwide.

Please you can chat with me on watsapp or you can drop your number so we can take it up from there.

Thanks and have a blessed day.

Email me instead - . From there we can exchange WhatsApp.

@scammers this is an unmonitored email, don't waste your time sending shit to it

ChildFun:
It's 20k sir.

We are located in Lagos and Abuja, while we do deliveries nationwide.

Where in Lagos?

How much? What's your location?

How true?

True talk. This is conflict of interest.

I have asked several people using the Naija-Employer and Naija-Employee senario, they all declared that the employment should be terminated.

Kylekent59:
If this news is true, then it's a shame.

Before hailing the guy, try and reason this:

Imagine you being the president of a company and you have a son and a daughter aged 22 and 26, then a guy walks in for employment and eventually pass the test and interview.

Three months later, you hear he has pregnanted your daughter, won't that be a shame to you??

The said player is an ingrate also, but let's not blame him because it is very difficult to control Kongi.

It could have been the daughter that wanted it and ended up getting pregnant. I wonder what was going on as the guy was digging deeper and deeper into her honeypot??

Well the truth remain, he is a player and remains a player. Sure citizenship and visa loading.....


See as him take japaa from Nigeria finally.