₦airaland Forum

Mrshape:
I will provide the answer later
Let others try it too lalasticlala
No one has still been able to solve this?
Who will be the David?

One week no response, I guess you don't know the answer.

Charge:
I will cover his/her dick and then Bleep her brains out

Tufia!

Charge:

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He/she/it/they are a tranny?


Most trannies have broad shoulders.

iLegendd:
If I see this wallet, I'm going to do another giveaway as a way to thank God — I'm just depressed right now.

contact your banks to block the cards

Fulmigati:
You buffoons will scream one Nigeria yet be ignorant of ethnic groups in your country. Ufuoma is an Ijaw name, fool.

Urhobo or Isoko

Lavisha:
Igob
amaka!

na Dem developers.

Stupidity at it's peak.

The girl is Yoruba, possibly with some Urhobo or Isoko heritage as well.

Peace Ufuoma BUSARI from Ibadan; by the way I am not happy this girl is in captivity.

sagtav:
Chai. This is so sad. May her soul rest in peace.

May their soul rest in peace ☮️. Gender non-conforming people use the plural pronoun .... Lol

Mrshape:
It is not correct sir

I have seen another thread of yours that has a similar question.

Do you mind providing the answer? We await your response.

y = x + (1/log_ye)

@ mrshape

Below is my comprehension of the problem

e^y-x = y
Just to clarify any ambiguity

iykbethany:
I have just 3k and I want to cook soup that will last at least one week for a family of 12, that is me, my wife and our 10 children. My wife is 8 months pregnant and I don't want to disturb her. Please recommend the cheapest soup for a family of 12. Thanks

Froshloaded:
Aww.
They are all aged people!!
May their soul rest in perfect peace

Not all

ublight:
Hello all...

There is this babe I have been crushing on since last year.

We finally got chatting around December, and I sincerely like her. I feel she likes me too.

I wanted to finally ask her out last month, but she travelled to Lagos to visit her parents. She was supposed to return a week after, but the corona lock down came up.

I really want to ask her out, so should I do it over the phone? Or wait for her return?

Listen to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRaWnd3LJfs

And this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQHsXMglC9A

Kingzizu:
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.

So recently I decided to call it quit, it's been 1 month now and it seems I'm waking up to the reality of not being in a relationship all my life, I'm 26 BTW and I've never felt so much urge and desire to be in a relationship as I'm feeling right now. I'm always of the opinion that I don't need a girl now and would definitely get one when I'm ready to settle down but it seems very hard for me to approach a girl and the thought of being in a relationship scares me, I feel the relationship might not last, I might not be committed and the girl might get bored and leave.

Through out my stay in the university and my NYSC days I had no single female friend and presently I have no female friend. When I'm in the midst of people I don't give audience at all to any female and might not even speak to them but I have lots of male friends, I know I'm not gay but I just don't feel that need to talk to a girl or keep up with them, I don't even have a single female contact on my phone.

I'm working and fairly comfortable now but I'm beginning to worry that I might not be able to fall in love or even get to approach a lady for any meaningful relationship and the worst of it all is relapsing (start masturbating again). Please I need your advice.

Truly, you need deliverance. Quitting masturbation is very challenging, you will need God and you will need to get married.

Unfortunate:
I see everything going back to normal come April!
I'm being very optimistic and I'm sure it will come to pass. Amen.

But first, take care of yourself. Don't be unfortunate.

I've missed football so bad

And Liverpool will win their trophy....I just can't wait.

dancok:
This is my first salary though but debt was already on ground before the salary showed, so am clearing the debt now and the situation of corona virus now.

I don't how long this will last, so am cautious of my spending.

Have I not sinned? Can I shift my tithe till next payment? Pastors in the house.

You should be talking of first Fruit.

Omnivalent:
who would have time to watch church program on tv or youtube?
talkless of paying tithes and offerings online...
hehe... its a nice move sha.
atleast nobody will force me to go to church again.

A dedicated child of God would.

APCHaram:
Bad: Because he was unjustly removed.

Good: Because he paid the price of the curse placed on his grand father by an Igala King not with his life but the throne.

Obasanjo nah demon himself.

Funny how Obasanjo addresses him as former Emir

What cause? Elaborate please.

sagtav:
Kudos to my uncles who were born in those days without phone. They had to spend endless hours in the library.

thanks for the respect

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Davash222:
No CCTV means it will only take the grace of God for Kasali to come out of this.
One of the disadvantages of fornication and adultery.
That's why I decide to abstain for over 10 years.

I can imagine the day you will release some conji......you will be howling like a werewolf

Azazeal007:
This is really a sad moment for every Nigerian students out there, when you fit into a job description and then you found out they only want people with higher degree.

Graduating with a 3rd class or pass degree I believe is no sin. But employers out there would not even look at your CV when you are below par, no matter the amount of experience you are bringing. Some unavoidable things must have happened in school that led to that, but nobody cares.

How then do you tell that to the people around you? Especially your parents or guardians who’d be feeling like their investments on you went down the drain. When people finish from the university with a third class or pass degree, they most times feel like their whole world came crashing down on them. How then do one get to a good job?

I personally fall into this category due to some unforseen circumstances but who cares. After searching fruitlessly for jobs for a year now, I just have to sit back and think about my life.

My fellow Nairalanders what is the way forward?No job, no capital to startup my own business, no money to go back for a postgraduate course. Its just me myself and I (Owusagi)

They are not useless.

Those are just grades, you just have to have passion for something then try to earn money from it.

This people are evil.

Solomon8144:
How far?

una don happy?

[quote author=chikachuks1][/quote]The word celebrate, I yet to come to realisation on how is relates to Ash Wednesday. I was Catholic but now MFM; my understanding as a Catholic is that Ash Wednesday is a time for sober reflection, this continues until 12midnight Easter Sunday. I wouldn't term it celebration; nevertheless, I see lots of people positing pictures with Ash on their faces on social media.

This is not a time for celebration, it is a time to go back to God, ask for forgiveness and mercy and seek how to atone for sins.

Drince:
He claimed i am abusing his simplicity. My mum told him that he is just blowing things out of proportion. My mum asked him if she was his mother won't he wash his mother's undies.
My husband ignored her and left in anger. He came back this night and told me that my mum has overstayed he welcome that i should tell her to go.

Please who is wrong and who is overreacting, knowing it that my husband washes my undies and has never complained

Your mum has no respect. She might be a witch. What effontre? What an abuse?

Your husband is a gentle with brains in his head.

Solomon8144:
Liverpool is losing today hahahahahaha.

I have never been this happy all my life

If Liverpool lose today I'm giving out 5k to the first 5 people to reply my comment after the match. ;Db

How far?

Ibuyairtime12:
This is serious and got me thinking lately, can a
normal bloke with an active sexual life do without
touching a wowan for atleast one full month and
still maintain his sanity without distractions
whatsoever? if yes, please what is the secret?

candid opinions are welcome

Do able but it is challenging. I have being away from wifey since begining of the year; no sex, no masturbation.

Sometimes the thought of cheating do come but I pray and banish them away.

Sounds like ficition.

Nevertheless, jsk132 your daughter is not ready to share you with any woman. It's just girl jealousy.

czarr:
Amazing.

I have it in mind to do my own under a volcano.

You must be a dragon or firelord �

Theyoungmatron:
What you did is not wrong.
The attachment she is forming with your baby is unhealthy especially for her own mental health.
She needs to seek for professional help ASAP, as it is obvious that she is still in the early stages of grieving after almost 3 months.

Awesome response.

Chiomamoses you need a heart-to-heart talk with your husband. He needs to talk to his brother about his wife getting professional help so that she won't loose it.

Also, you need to encourage her (co-wife). Give her courage and your husband should encourage his brother too.

Avoid quarrels!

Okay, when is he selling?

Queseda:
This is very commendable, I look forward to the day an Igbo governor will reward a deserving non-Igbo, like Governor Zulum has done

Where is the deserving non-Igbo? Which Hausa, Fulani, Yoruba or Ka iri person can be this dedicated in Igbo land for 31 years?

Igbos are the true one-Nigeria, other tribes mentioned above are just tribalists.