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mmmmhhhhh!!!! just spent a few minutes reading the last few pages since my last post. Lady puts on her favourite bikini (swimsuit), sunblock, sunglasses, sun hat and holla up a cocktail to sip away as she chills right here in nairaland.

Howdy girl, been in the mozzi waters for the past week and headed for Uganda just after christmas. I'll also be here until 24 and back 17 too. I see you still strutting your big bakasi in here, work it girl 

SA Goddess:
hahahahaahha Cock, apparently that is home-grown (Naija) so maybe move back to Naija, Ngozi is her name!

oi!! you arent a difficult one to find, just got back from my early time out, all fabulosity. Wanted to tell you I'd be out of sight for a while but then again I knew I'd be back before you go anywhere and find you in here. So what the latest craze, whack and down right s-t-u-p-i-d?? 

SA Goddess:
I do have a booty shot for you

Your mind is already polluted you lil' freak, don't blame Goddess nah, you know I am angelic like that

Well put it up then, cos I already went to check and there's nothing there, I feel pranked.

Now on lil freak, I forbid you since you failed to send any girl my way  

And please no @MzDS too many competitors.

SA Goddess:
                     

I swear this thread has to be the most demented of the lot, people just come here to vent, all good if they feel better afterwards      

@DarkSkin - OK, here are the notes  
First you get some nice Durex lub    then you gently apply as you wish (wherever you feel a pulse ), then you lick it. . . . hahahah

@Goddess its early in the morning, please stop corrupting our minds. But then I suppose its good because i think its time Mr~Cock comes back to disinfect the thread.

I swear to you for the first time yesterday I wished I had a booty pic to  put up, watch that space not in a such a hurry though, you know how it works first picture then photoshop.

Only MzDS can get away with the original not all of us.

MzDarkSkin:
SA Lady forget the reason, leave that thirsty IT alone.

I just can't seem to understand why these birds can't learn from someone else's mistake? Lesson ONE: KEEP MZDARKSKIN'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH/THOUGHTS! How the fck am I gonna be a "sell out" to a trick I don't even know? SA dragged your desperate a$s up and down the forum. My asking her to let it go wasn't for her sake child. Everybody and their "mama" knows I DO NOT LIKE MADLADY, SHE KNOWS THAT, so that h.0e a$s move you just did posting that excerpt is a FAIL. Go give some crackhead a bj and stop trying to ride me. You are a "nobody" riding on the coat tails of ppl to gain popularity, hence i referred to you as "that girl". grow up. You fcked up well making me an enemy believe that. Can't even spell HYPOCRITICAL and want to call somebody out. Somebody get this thirsty b*ssh some Gatorade!

MzDarkSkin the congestion in here yesterday I couldnt get back at you. Okay I rest my case, and popping my eyes   not to mention laughing uncontrollably at the red emboldment. You'll quickly learn not to roll with the southies it'll get you in trouble. Now stop being the sell out and showing off booty I order you.

ahahhaaahaa! Talk about last kicks of a dying horse.

SA Goddess:
The men are busy sparring Lady, don't expect any response from them!

I think its time I put up picture of my booty, no doubt it'll calm the tension. Guys we like it when you are sweet and gentlemenly, not like this.

@Saga please do one thing for me, please just for Lady

Sagamite:
Wo, wo, wo, wo, ladies you guys are hitting below the belt here. You are both fighting dirty.  

Come on gestapo, be fair and objective.

What is the big deal if I come out on top in a debate against her? Is there anybody on NL that has been able to stand up to me intellectually in a debate? AAAAANYBODY?

Nah!!! Go and look at all the old posts. There is only one outcome. They all get educated and if they are morons, get whacked as I gut, cut and dice them intellectually.   That is what happens in every debate.

By now, everyone on NL knows I have supreme intelligence. I am an intellectual God and it is really not a big deal to not win a debate against me as "Mo gbono fele fele bi Amala to ji naa gan gan, don't try me cause am out of this world, am out of this world. I am right, and they are not."¹.  

Come on SA Lady, be fair and objective.

What is the big deal if she has the hots for me? She is only human, what did you expect?

By now  everyone knows I get most of the NL women creaming, so if gestapo is one of them "Walai lai ta lai, give her water, shebi, shebi I'm so hot, Kini big deal, kini big deal, kini big deal, kini big deal"².

Don't you see how all the girls that put their pix up are posing to get my attention? Staring at me with sexy eyes? [Straight face]

Actually, I am getting some reports through the grapevine that when guys getting with NL chics are giving the girls some of that ish and the girl is not climaxing, there is now a new trick they use to get her there.

They continue with the fiki fuku constant and consistent flow of in-out motions and start whispering softly "sagamite, sagamite, sagamite, sagamite . . . ." in her ears. It takes seconds for the girl to start ear-piercing screams of "Aah, aah, aah, I am coming"!  

So using my name is not winning you extra points, its just stating the obvious, we all know how it goes. That is just below the belt fight.  

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@Saga re the apparent intellectual debate with Lady, so you won  I didnt know, but when your name came up now I thought I was being used to get the message across. Well since you are here, any chance for NL romance to make a girl happy.  

SA Goddess:
Nice one girl, I was about to say hore o tlohele stsenwa sena sa mosadi, se borehile. . . . . .good on you!

Now I am going out for "lunch" mothong

copy and paste ya gage ya mpolaya. Right now I'll be here waiting for the pic's girls

SA Goddess:
, Lady you sound like half man,

Its nice to play the games boys do sometimes, they have all the fun and I am not missing out on it.

Bobajo:
Please nowwwwww , i dont want to see the faces, Just the booty. What a wonderful suggestion by SA Lady. 'Lead us not into temptation,

@Bobajo, trust me you and I are in here for the same thing, to check out girls booty!! Dont worry the girls will get my hint and see what happens, patience my brother patience. eeeehhh! girls @Bobajo and I are not interested in the faces just booty, now how hard can that be.

Waiting patiently.

SA Goddess:
LOL, was pulling his leg, otherwise I would never hear the end of it, not with Cocky anyway!

LOL! I know, but then I cant help wondering how great this thread would have been if girls came in here to show us what their mama's gave them. Just like @MzDarkSkin, confident girl. This could've been fun. And Yes! madam, with your exception ofcourse, 'cos Cock would never get off your case should you try a stunt like that.

Mr¬Cork:
helll yessssssssssssssssss

This I've got to see. Goddess are you sure of this? mmmmmhhhhh! I feel sorry for you already

*666*:
What in the name of Satan is going on here again today?

Nothing but fun, watch that space and roll with the happy people in here.

gestapo:
Wow, this silly harebrained drongos that was like a fish out of water and a sorry sight to behold when she was lamely attempting to debate a serious issue with Sagamite, now suddenly thinks I am going to be interested enough to read the ludicrous and moronic rant she's spewed up here or any other half-baked thing she has to say for that matter I no fit shout  

I know you would struggle if you are not allowed to have the last say on this matter, as can be seen on the previous pages with you coming back again and again and again, so i will step into the role of the bigger person and leave the stage for you and your tomfoolery Mind you, you would only have yourself to blame once you burst a vein

Wonder who is the fly doing the buzzing if it ain't the toerag who had to reply to one post twice, what an irony

aaaaahhhhh!!! aint that better, now that the fly is opting to get out of here to read more of @sagamite's lines for a ni-pp-le massage  , happy ni-pp-le popping 

SA Goddess:
They hate on us because they probably don't understand how we can be so at home in a foreign land, I did say "SA women are misunderstood by other women"

hahahahahha, I once got mugged by someone I was chilling with only for him to spend the money on me, SMH, unbelievable shyt I tell you

Girls m out lekker evening, I love happy people!!

MzDarkSkin:
LOL@ the two SA ladies! you are both a handful! lol how could anyone hate on you two? lol

anyway i am a bit picky when it comes to flavors tho but there are some exceptions! what about you two? any preferences?

dancehall is the future yea, my only advice to you if you go there is GO WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW! Jamo guys can be groupies Worst of all you are African, they love Africans! but some will pick pocket you in a heart beat! and then use your money to treat you! LOL.

LOL!

hhhhmmm! so sugar daddy not your flavour, cant blame a girl for trying. Anyway, I love my dark chocolate, I used seal as an example, problem is his bakasi is growing bigger than mine lately I may have to ditch him. So am still looking, if you happen to come across some dark chocolate with exotic looks and a humour to die for please send him my way. I am tired of this NAIGER/SA connection, surely there's got to be more variety in this life.

Oh! about music, I've asked @Goddess on a date to some classical opera, but no answer, I am always alone at these events/concerts.

Right now cold play still floats my boat, I am a sucker for these english artists, seal, jamie roquai, omar, london beat, lite house family. Gawd knows I cant wait till cold play announces their visit to SA.

M also a sucker for house music. So now that's my cv, start searching.

SA Goddess:
I imagine you doing the two finger thing while you say that, the Trevor Noah thing, hahahhahahaha

Yes! the one, its the sound he makes after he says that aaaahhh!!!  its a killer.

SA Goddess:
At my tender ripe age girl, mama knows I get up to shyt        best believe that!

Dancehall is the future DarkSkin, love it!  My mission is to go to Jamaica in the near future. . . .  .would love to get lost there for a week or two        

I am watching you, like a hawk!

MzDarkSkin:
Oh yeah i know a few hot SA guys!!! they do come in all flavors. Normally I go for chocolate but i went to school with one who was mixed with several difference races and he has this caramel complexion with the SA accent! ALL of the girls loved him!

of course i like candy! wait what kind? LOL what exactly are we referring to here?

hahhahhahaaa! since you like candy we got sugar daddy too, I hear he's the sweetest. Got you! LOL!  

MzDarkSkin:
LMAO! OMG! Thank you. SA boys crazy about backside? really? where have i been? i am just learning this!

Busy pouting in all the wrong places including NL, now consider SA. We got all variety to spoil a hot toddy like you, zulu, xhosa, pedi, tswana, venda, tsonga, sotho, white afrikaans and english, oops almost forgot coloured and indian

You like candy

SA Goddess:
MzDarkSkin, the only music I enjoy dancing to is raggae music, sensual and unrushed, as they say "the aim is not to sweat"

Mama has nothing to do with this, I do it all on my own

I'd love to see her face when she hears of this.

SA Goddess:
LOL Lady, good thing you kept that to yourself      

DarkSkin, hahahahahahah, I would never even practice, there is another dance where people squeeze their butt cheeks then release and do it again and again, imagine that, hahahahahhaha, I am talking about doing this ish in public, me  never        I am not bothered though by butt shaking, squeezing and the rest when getting busy!  

Tjo!!! You getting out of hand I should tell your parents.

@DarkSkin, you got bakasi for days has anybody ever told you? something tells me you dont need to be told. I am afraid should you land in SA the exit borders will close. Trust me SA bouys will make sure.

SA Goddess:
Isn't booty-clapping hectic bum-shaking? I have this visual in my mind I can't quite explain. . . .anyway, I was saying I wouldn't be caught doing either booty-clapping or kwasa-kwasa, too hectic for me!

Shuuuuu! thanks for the clarification, if only you knew what my mind was thinking. Thank goodness I never commented, it would have been absolutely hilarious and that joke would've been on me.

Okay! let me see if I follow, first this topic WAS about nyash, then turned politics, went back to nyash and now KINGDOMS. M afraid.

gestapo:
If you don't give a rats a.r.s.e like you claim, why the epistlic response, why come back to respond page after page after page If you were not daft and bereft of common logic, you should have the commonsense to realise that this is an open thread where anyone and everyone is free to comment so what does calling responders flies say about the state of your mental being other than you have nothing up top

Sagamite who was the most vocal champion of SA ladies on this thread only introduced the hiv/arv thingy into the debate and not as an insult, so quit your pathetic woe is me act and get over yourself, though i feel the reason you wanna drag him into this is because he trounced you and your lame argument, but I can't help you still smarting with pain cos sagamite used you to wipe the floor, so next time try argue logically with facts not inane asinine comments/stats u pluck from your backside

By the way, who gives a freaky flying Zap about anyone's a.r.s.e, are you done cashing that in the bank


Epiphany moment About time too At least this shows that it is not that there is virtually nothing on top, meaning all hope is not lost Phew 8

Dunno why so-called women allow themselves to be used as tools by men to deride and put down other women

Utter dunce statements, mcxxeww talk about epileptic response, what nonsense is this, why do people really enjoy confusing themselves with others is this suppose to be a make feel good move.

Wow you are not a smart one aren’t you? not only are you a dunce spoting an opportunity for intelligent facts over SA women's nyansh, you happen to be raging with hormones displaying your crush for @sagamite. Don’t worry I’ll ask him if he is any interested in having a cyber relationship with a nazi that needs to be caged.

Tell me were you really attempting to be intelligent? Really trying to put intellectual logic on topic re Nigeria/SA womens nyash and you are asking me to join you??  Seriously are you well you've lost it, the person that started the hiv aids issue is @whitelexi since you are so keen on silly facts. Now does that massage your miniature brain

My conversation with @saga was way out of topic and am satisfied with what I’ve shared. Your thinking is the makes of nothing but an o-r-g-y between madness and stupidity.   

Has anybody ever told you that there is no cure for stupidity, you are on your own, girl

Talk about "am I done cashing that in the bank" mccxxeewww!! spoken like a proud pro 

Now what does this topic have to do with women being used as tools to put others down, are you OKAY is this where I say all hope is lost with you??

Now buzz off, I cant stand the sound of a fly buzzing in my ear its the most irritating thing, nonsense.

gestapo:
If you don't give a rats a.r.s.e like you claim, why the epistlic response, why come back to respond page after page after page If you were not daft and bereft of common logic, you should have the commonsense to realise that this is an open thread where anyone and everyone is free to comment so what does calling responders flies say about the state of your mental being other than you have nothing up top

Sagamite who was the most vocal champion of SA ladies on this thread only introduced the hiv/arv thingy into the debate and not as an insult, so quit your pathetic woe is me act and get over yourself, though i feel the reason you wanna drag him into this is because he trounced you and your lame argument, but I can't help you still smarting with pain cos sagamite used you to wipe the floor, so next time try argue logically with facts not inane asinine comments/stats u pluck from your backside

By the way, who gives a freaky flying Zap about anyone's a.r.s.e, are you done cashing that in the bank






Epiphany moment About time too At least this shows that it is not that there is virtually nothing on top, meaning all hope is not lost Phew 8





Dunno why so-called women allow themselves to be used as tools by men to deride and put down other women

Oh! is that the buzzing fly? eeerrrm! am coming back just need to go get a fly swatter, I think I'll need an insect repellent  to go with, in a minute then.

MzDarkSkin:
Sa Lady and SA GODDESS! how are you ladies! long time no speak!

@ topic. i will tell you why, Nigerian men love foreign women PERIOD. but South African women from my view point are more open to their sexuality and expressing it. Not to say they are easy or classless but they are not too reserved and difficult to approach either. All of my South Africans girlfriends (as in friends, i am NOT gay ) are very sexual and bottom line they are hawt!

eish @MzDarkSkin, what shall we say if not of dealing with flies and terrorists in here. Me m good hope you keeping well too? Hear the buzzing noise in here.

I dont know and I really really dont care, dont mean to be rhetoric just being honest.

SA Goddess:
The thread has actually become a venting place for frustrated housewives so it will go on for a bit

I've had to make peace with it.

@op the woman in question was nneeeeeeevvvveeerrr interested in a relationship with guy. She was in it for what she can get. Guess what guy knew and he kept on pumping her with more money hoping that it'll buy her love.

Please tell your friend that love is free, the minute you spend money on it, you may as well ask for blessings to have more from where that money is coming from as this will be the order of the relationship to the end.