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Thelannister:
She’s over 5 yrs older, she licked some poisonous liquid behind my back. Now she’s dead and I
Don’t know what to do with the body, I can’t even go to work this morning cos I’m
Confused whether to throw her away she I think is cruel but easier to let go and disposable, or to find a means to bury her, if I want to do that as a lady it won’t even be convenient. So let me ask y’all
What should I do?
The bitch really messed up, she must hAve committed sucide I’m sure. The country is frustrating everyone, she lacks more attention as soon I got my recent work 8-10 what a useless country to grow

Since you don't have options, call your vet. He/She should be able to help you out

pocohantas:
That is because you don’t have a recipe. So you don’t really know what you are doing, somedays you’ll get it- other days...blahhh. That was how my stew game used to be, till I got a recipe.

You need to be particular about your ingredients and TIMING.

Apologies on the abuse o. At least she get wetin she dey do for una.

That recipe and timing is the secret.
I didn't mention how I leave the kitchen back to playing games, continuing a series or resuming work. By the time I remember or perceive what I'm cooking, its probably too late

Kondomatic:
There's one important item you miss out in all your posts even though I am sure you know how important it is for beginners.


@SamuelLoch, as a starter, you don't have to put all the things used in cooking a particular soup, just the necessary ones. That's how I started my own anyways.

Now lemme show you how to cook Egusi soup as beginner.

Things you need.

Water.
Red Oil(good one)
Salt
Onion
Pepper
Ugu Leaves
Magi
Fish.
Beef
Crayfish
And Chilled Bottle Of Macdowell whisky[I have no idea why Poco doesn't recommend this?] or any other blended gin of your choice. Igabada kai kai is also recommended.

*Some add tomatoes but I don't*.

Let's Get Started.

1. Set the pot on your stove(fire) and pour in a cup of water.

2. Open the Macdowell.

3. Wash the beef or fish or both(if you can afford them) with clean water and put them in the pot.

4. Before you proceed, sample the Mac to check for quality.

5. Add some ingredients that you normally use to cook meat, eg. Salt(a little) magi, sliced onion etc and stir small.

6. It must be just right! To be sure the macdowell is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup of mac into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Don't Repeat.

7. Mix the ground egusi with water and set aside. Please don't make it watery.

8. Wash the ugu leaves, slice them and set aside.

9. Meanshile, it's important to make sure the Mac is of the finest quality-try another cup.

10. When the meat is almost done, use a tea spoon to put balls of the Egusi into the pot. Please don't stir after putting them. Cook until the balls of egusi starts to break on its own.

11. Now Take another shot of the Mac for consistency.

12. When the egusi starts to break, add red oil and stir.

13. Sample the Mac again to be sure the heat hasn't affected the quality.

14. Add the rest of the items and stir. Cook for 3 minutes.

15. If you are still awake by this time(I hope you are) then drop the soup and start arranging for the garri, poundo, or semo that you will use to enjoy the soup.

I know you must be wondering why you have to drink all that alcohol while cooking?

Well, I will tell you...

First, it keeps your mind in clear state.

2. It will give you something to blame if you use too much salt, pepper or water.

And finally, It will help turn your stomach against food if the soup is tasteless and impossible to eat.

You're welcome.

You wan learn about any other soup?

Just ask.

Amazing!
I would have replace the alcoholic drink with Hollandia Yoghurt but I won't have the appetite to eat after cooking. Lemme just stick to the one that would not turn my head upsidedown.
Anyways, nice tutorial!

pocohantas:
Lol. “WE find a way to let it slide”
Are the three of you in the relationship together? I would have thought he’ll be the one letting it slide.

Anyway, I believe anyone can cook if they set their mind to it. It is a skill that we all learned on earth. Glad that you want to learn. Feel free to ask questions whenever you experience difficulties. Cornflakes I bought has been there for months.

That's because the abuse is for me and my friend.

I've started cooking myself but on a scale of 1 to 10, I would say 3. Its like Glo's network, today it taste good, tomorrow we have to manage, recook or dispose it.
Except fried plantain, eggs, noodles, fried chicken/Turkey/fish and the simple ones

Kondomatic:
Your foods don't necessarily have to be/taste like what this afò nri is posting to be great. You're good so far it doesn't kill you after you eat it.

You're right, I've improved now.
Even though, the salt and Maggi issues still happen.
If it'd not enough, I'd say "I don't like seasoning because of my health"
If it's too much, I'd blame it on those who said I houkd add more.

pocohantas:
Care to share how exactly you suffered?

Truth is, I'm not good at cooking, plus I think I'm lazy to cook.

Before the lockdown, my friend's girlfriend cooks stew and soup then we manage to take it up from there or eat out. Sometimes we forget to warm the stew lol!

Even though she has issues, we find a way to let it slide.
Before the lockdown, she travelled then we were eating out until the lock down, mehn! I was finishing Cornflakes and milk in three days

I need to learn this. I really suffered during that lockdown

dwisedgreat:
Really appropriate Sir... Thanks

If you're okay with Gionee S11 Lite (4GB RAM, 64GB ROM), check it out on Jumia

dwisedgreat:
Not yet Sir...but please which is preferable among the above mentioned...

I can't vouch for any. You can just browse the stores of each,read reviews and Google for more information.
That's what I do before I make a purchase

dwisedgreat:
Thanks boss..but i can't take any offer here..just want to know the best phone i can get with 40k...thanks really appreciate

Have you checked Jumia for Umidigi, Cubot, Tecno, Infinix and the likes?

dwisedgreat:
Please i have 40k and i need a phone...with 3 or 4g ram and a good camera...
Thanks

Be careful with every offer you get so you don't lose your hard earned money

AchalugoNwa:
use dark methods too
it works for me many times
dem never born your useless mother to scam me.
I go just shii you or any of your useless family members
no stories
dem no dey say sorry for hell fire

hire assassins and go after him or his family and he'll come begging you with x5 of the money.

I wish I have his address
I would have sent some hired killers after him.

i hate scammers
I wish them death and will kill them all if I have the chance

Be "calming down, small small"

sociologymajor:
Latest Update

Paystack has suspended the account of the Merchant and his First bank account has been frozen for now..

Amazing!
I salute your fervency and patience!

@Sociologymajor, don't give up your hard earned money because you wanted to get yourself a gift. You can get it back! At worse, you'd safe others from getting scammed if you can't get yours back!

Please, start with PayStack. It is much easier with PayStack! Disturb their fraud desk support team to release the guys details. They might not want to, so get one or more persons who have been scammed by that same scammer.
You might want to include CBN's fraud desk mail address in the Cc. That should make PayStack act faster.
This would be done by sending a well composed email, because CBN would get a copy too.

I don't think there's anything your local bank can do here, but if you feel they can provide some support, include the fraud desk email address in the Cc also. You can send the network provider a message, let them know what he did with his SIM card. You might get lucky if you reach out to NPF on Twitter.

This can be done in a day.

Later, you might need a court order so the scammer's details can be released to you.

At your leisure, try to dig more on your own. Just do some inspection, those guys are not perfect with their dealings. They usually leave a flaw.

You shouldn't have gone through this at a time like this. I really hope that you'd recover this and more.
Season Greetings!

sociologymajor:
Please I payed with or through paystack platform, is there a way I can retrieve or maybe report this fraud. Thanks in anticipation

Report ASAP!

Give details and screenshots

Merry Christmas, Esyy! Such a vibe! Still following!

If its inter-bank, you would need a police report and court order.
Unfortunately, that would cost more than the N5,000. You just made someone's Xmas! He would definitely pray for your restoration/recovery

Nice one Mr., I'd be observing

moqeem:
Hi all family,
I want to know which one is the best plagiarism tool for free online for my university assignments.
recently i search on google and i found many site but i have no idea which one so best and correct result.

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www.duplichecker.com
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these above site which one is best for further ?

These websites you listed have issues.
Try Turnitin, quetext, or 1text.

These fields require prerequisite knowledge but with time you'd get better.

Video editing might require more than just a laptop, in the long run. Also, it might require more expertise because it's in the creative industry.
Gigs may be scarce too because most jobs would be handled by who shot it or directed it.
However, it's pays well but you may have to link up with directors, videographers and the likes to bring money home.

Web development is competitive and wont take as much time as Video Editing. Learning this can be boring at first (because it's coding), but it would bring money in faster till when you can add more skills. You can easily buy templates, edit them and fool your client.

Maybe you bought the phone during the BlackFriday deals. Now that the phone has been delivered, you want to resell at the real price.

Sense will not kill me

LagosInter:
I met her at Iyana Ipaja Lagos few days ago.

She was new around there, I saw she was tensed and I inquired about her destination.

We were going to the same place, we sat together, I paid her t fare then we alighted and she was happy to give me her contact and expressed her gratitude as well.

I chatted her and noticed she was a bit dismissive, maybe she thought I was going to toast her, so she had to say she was married.

I believe the marriage gimmick just 10%. I have reasons for that.

ASIDE: She looks like "hustle" girl sef.

OP, your messages were too much! She didn't ask you for explanations!
its obvious that you had other "intentions" if you like counter it. Na you get fault here, the babe was just OK through to the end of the conversation.

By the way, English hard una two small

AmadorSays:
i do experience this on my tecno phone atimes, its not an issue from the phone but your service provider, i noticed it only occurs on my airtel and my mtn is always intact.

Asianjollof007:
Been experiencing the same thing since i inserted an airtel sim i bought some days ago in my phone. Everything was okay until i inserted that airtel sim. Sometimes, i would off and on data to get back the connection.

I've noticed this for over a month now. You would have to turn off/on your data connection sometimes severally before it picks up. I don't know what Airtel is doing about this

2simple:
Life is all about a choice.
You can choose to be poor as you would also choose to be rich and the decision is yours.

I only want to do this because information as they say, is power.
High frequency trading(HFT) has successfully quell my wants for job and I'm now planning setting my own business that will be employing people to work for me in the nearest possibly time.

Have been trading on vandera for over 5 months now and I can successfully say, I'm paying myself 200k every month, which kind job will give me such money easily in the country now? The great news is that as I reinvest, I also increase my monthly profit, though I start with small capital but I'm happy where I am today.

What you need is a smart phone or computer with data and every blessed day, you trade on a given signal and every 24 hours your capital and profit will drop.
Then you repeat again next day.

If you are interested, you can WhatsApp me on 07010261010 and I will put you through.

As I said earlier, to be poor and to be rich is a choice.

Below are my successful trades
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Hello,
I went through your post. I just need to hear some things from you.
I saw $0.8 on the "Profit" column on a trade of $100, how come?
How much is the minimum capital?
Do you only trade on stocks?

Almost all of these signed singers have something to say when they leave the label. We don't know what to believe again.

Maybe the songs she recorded were not what she did when Olamide considered her, maybe Olamide was waiting for the right moment. Whatever it is, she has gotten her freedom.


Now, she should make the wrongs right rather than channelling that energy to calling names!

She can join Naira Marley, she looks like a typical Marlian.

It should be noted that I have never been a fan of her, her boss, their label and many other Nigerian garbage!

gloniks:
Happy new week naira landers

Please I need help concerning my PayPal account. How do I withdraw from PayPal, I understand that Nigerians are not allowed but I opened it with the Lesotho PayPal site and I was able to send money but only to another PayPal account user.

Please I need to send to my local bank account so what I did was to link my first bank naira MasterCard and PayPal accepted it, then PayPal brought a link for me to confirm my debit card which I am yet to do because I am confused and I want to ask a question.

My question is can withdrawal be made from PayPal to my local bank through the linked debit card because I later proceeded to link a bank account which is the bank account the debit card that was accepted works with but I was told there was an error (I don't know if I did it wrong or not )........so is it possible to make withdrawal from PayPal to my local bank account through the linked debit card or the debit card is only for payment.

If yes does that mean PayPal will automatically send my withdrawal into the account the debit card works with.

And of no, how do I make withdrawals please.

Thanks......Sorry for the long post I just have to explain myself.

Use Africard.

The answers to your question(s) are here,
https://www.nibbleng.com/withdraw-money-paypal-nigeria/

Amazing! How did you come across these? The shots are good too!

With what I'm seeing here, she did the right thing

LagosInter:
I need to get these things.

Should I go for tokunbo since it seems our gadgets here are just Nigerian standards.


Location is Lagos.

Thanks.

TV - Hisense Android TV
AC - Yet to purchase but I'm considering Thermocool
Fridge - Hisense
No complaints so far