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Romance › Re: First Photos Of My Baby by samysmoothfresh: 8:40pm On Nov 23, 2018

congrats oga

Romance › Re: First Photos Of My Baby by samysmoothfresh: 8:37pm On Nov 23, 2018

LuciferAngel:
Nairaland feminists are reading and running away.
Why?

This baby pain dem well well oo.

So far I've seen Saff, Jamariwolff, funmisticqueen, highqueen, shugavee, pocohantas, sweetbuns, uyaiIncomparabl, allaboutkatiee etc read yet no comment.

Not even a "congrats".

Na their way. As nobody gree impregnate dem, make everybody own no move.

They are finally realising that we don't need them.
We can carry on with our lives & still deal with them here.

They thought we attack them cuz we're interested in them!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Romance › Re: What's The Nicest Thing Your Ex Did For You? by samysmoothfresh: 10:27pm On Nov 22, 2018

calliope:
She bought me a wrist watch, quite an expensive one.

she kwa?

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Romance › Re: Lady Asked What Kind Of Song Is Suitable For Sex See Savage Reply She Got by samysmoothfresh: 10:22pm On Nov 22, 2018

folake4u:
Lmao!

If they play that song, I bet the guy will lose erection .

You'd start thinking about Rapture and how you've not been in church for 1month.

what about the girl?

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Romance › Re: Things Only True Love Will Teach You by samysmoothfresh: 10:17pm On Nov 22, 2018

ibkkk:
Love is sweet when you're with the right person

are you with the right person?

Romance › Re: Lady Asked What Kind Of Song Is Suitable For Sex See Savage Reply She Got by samysmoothfresh: 9:37pm On Nov 22, 2018*

Savage!!

Meanwhile during loud sex, it's better to play a long gospel message on speaker to drown the moans and groans than playing a song cos if the song pauses to enter another track, one sharp neighbor with horse ears go just know say something dey go on.

Either you play gospel message or cartoon.

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Romance › Re: Why Is It So Difficult To Get A Girlfriend? by samysmoothfresh: 7:41pm On Nov 22, 2018

klenton:
maybe u have mouth odour

just go to a corner cover ur mouth with ur hand and blow Air...u will see what i mean.

Romance › Re: 5 Friends Who Were Bridesmaids In Each Other’ Wedding Are All Now State Senators by samysmoothfresh: 6:53pm On Nov 22, 2018

Dshocker:
Height like this can barely be archived here in Nigeria/Africa,because if it was in Nigeria,as soon one of them gets to that position,she will neglect the rest and do everything possible so the others don't get to where they are.

#word

our naija women are busy slaying, prostituting, dancing butt naked to stupid songs and exchanging sex for money so it will be difficult to see something like this happen here.

If it eventually happens, then the bolded will occur.

Someone like saff will not even think of achieving such heights.

Romance › Re: Trendy & Classy Bags For Exquisite Ladies @ Nikkygoodybags by samysmoothfresh: 6:46pm On Nov 22, 2018

ceejayx:
before and after asking for the price

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Romance › Re: Are These Very Strong Signs Of Love Imterest? by samysmoothfresh: 5:17pm On Nov 22, 2018

Heheheh OP i dont think it's that simple cheesy

oh well, it could be she's interested sha.
We'll never know until you ask her.

Romance › Re: Trendy & Classy Bags For Exquisite Ladies @ Nikkygoodybags by samysmoothfresh: 4:15pm On Nov 22, 2018

See all these ones dey form "exquisite ladies"

see how they are asking for price like they'll buy.

If dey tell dem pricee now, 99% no go near the thread again while the remaining 1% will run to their boyfriends and exchange sex for money

Hungry girls everywhere!

Romance › Re: Outrageous And Crazy Woman Spreading HIV Infects Over 4500 Men by samysmoothfresh: 4:01pm On Nov 22, 2018

She was 17 in 2006 and 3yrs later i.e 2009 she turned 21....

The article was written in 2009 when she was 21

we're currently in 2018 approximately 9yrs after she made this confession.

Op why did you bring this old old news now?

She's prolly dead by now and her victims are prolly also dead or wallowing in self pity and depression and/or spreading the same virus.

Which ever case, this is old news and hence i refuse to cntribute!

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Romance › Re: Guys, Drop Your Grievances About The Opposite Sex Here. by samysmoothfresh: 3:47pm On Nov 22, 2018

This one still thinks he's a woman cheesy

grievances kor civil reports nii

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Romance › Re: Moroccan Woman In UAE 'killed Lover And Cooked Him' by samysmoothfresh: 1:46pm On Nov 22, 2018

That moment when police break the news to them pakistani workers that the sweet meat they ate last week was from a dead human cheesy

as a fvckboy, never play with the emotions of dem 29-infinity yrs old women unless you want to see God.....literally!!

Cos these women are mostly frustrated, bittered and weighed down by the pressure to get married hence they talk anyhow and are prone to violent acts.

Take saff for example.

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Awards 2018 by samysmoothfresh: 1:15pm On Nov 22, 2018

chenzen:
okay. but have it at the back of ur mind that....

"your level of stupidity already rendered me speecless" hence i have nothing to say to you.

Can you please leave me alone now and stop posting lame memes on my mention?

Romance › Re: Girlfriend Working In Another State by samysmoothfresh: 12:57pm On Nov 22, 2018

hkidola00:
waoo,common!!!

the truth is bitter, i know.

Romance › Re: Nairaland Awards 2018 by samysmoothfresh: 12:55pm On Nov 22, 2018

chenzen:
shut up and create ur own

alright i will!
But know that.......

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Awards 2018 by samysmoothfresh: 12:34pm On Nov 22, 2018

Why this guy like to dey create mumu threads like this def?

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Romance › Re: Twisted by samysmoothfresh: 11:48am On Nov 22, 2018

Romance › Re: Girlfriend Working In Another State by samysmoothfresh: 11:35am On Nov 22, 2018

hkidola00:
which sense did she make, did she ask me y i felt unsure about her

i take back my words and apologize for falling for her stupid words concealed as wise ones..

The said lady, Saff, is known for making senseless comments here and i apologize once again, this time on her behalf.

Like i said in the latter part of my earlier comment, most of these naija hoes are not to be trusted.

Just jejely leave the woman abeg.

She go do worse for that side.

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Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Couple Who Met On Facebook by samysmoothfresh: 10:47am On Nov 22, 2018*

speedyconnect3:
He paid for all my pictures... he is kind...

Money money money

Marcofranz:
She saw the poster and said "this one is a big catch " decided to slide in his inbox . See format

IamaNigerianGuy:
You gave him your number but you hoped he wouldn't call
Abeg what is business number ?
No news today on NL

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Romance › Re: Girlfriend Working In Another State by samysmoothfresh: 10:42am On Nov 22, 2018

Saff:
You are very insecure and you’re definitely not mentally ready for marriage. You should be happy and even encouraging her, this is a hardworking lady who is trying to improve her life. You should be thanking God that you have a woman who is willing to go the extra mile to fend for herself, you are here contemplating on if you should end the relationship. Confused beings smh.

first time this madam made sense

op it's obvious you dont trust "the lady you plan to marry"

i dont blame you sha cos most of these naija hoes are not to be trusted..

If you know you cant trust her and overcome your insecurities, just end the BS before you end up with HBP and die like fowl

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Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Couple Who Met On Facebook by samysmoothfresh: 10:31am On Nov 22, 2018

The lady is pretty but then her face, hand, and leg get different colors cheesy

i've always wondered why the women wear the biggest smile in these prewedding photos

almost like they are the happiest of the two.

Anyways congrats to them

meanwhile, saff how market?

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Romance › Re: I Still Love Her But I Dont Know How To Get Back To Her .. by samysmoothfresh: 10:23am On Nov 22, 2018

Biglittlelois:
Yeyenatu, what stops you from calling her, abi you dont have phone, what am i asking sef!!!

when you see confused people like op opening confusing threads to share their confusion with the public, the best thing to do is ignore and walk away from the thread, else you contract the confusion, get confused and make confusing comments like this one!!

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Romance › Re: What Sector Do You Want The Government To Improve Let's Vote by samysmoothfresh: 10:11am On Nov 22, 2018

I would admonish and like the government to invest in saff's life

Romance › Re: The truth about Alphamales by samysmoothfresh: 10:08am On Nov 22, 2018

Alpha male? cheesy

Is the person who formed this word still alive sef?
Becos this word eh.............

Romance › Re: Ladies And Guys Having Fun In Benin Club (pics, Videos) by samysmoothfresh: 9:40am On Nov 22, 2018

I'm not a sexist neither am i tribalistic or a racist but mehn i hate benin girls with passion!!!

Them dey bleach their body, life and destiny constantly

out of 10 benin ladies you'll see in benin, one will be dark, and 9 will either be red, yellow, green, blue, orange or all combined with one part of their face burnt black by cream.

Benin girls and prostitution be like nigeria and corruption

benin girls are so uncultured, wild, headstrong in a stupid way, touts, and mannerless.

Even their old women and.......

Lemme not just go there cos that one na story for another day.

Benin girls?

#Spits

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