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RomanceRe: I Just Got Betrayed By My Girlfriend(someone I Thought Is A Wife Material) by samysmoothfresh: 2:02am On Aug 22, 2018
LivingFree:
Venezuela's inflation rate is likely to top 1,000,000 percent in 2018
true and you're most likely to get heartbroken in 2018 and 2019 by 4 different men
RomanceRe: I Just Got Betrayed By My Girlfriend(someone I Thought Is A Wife Material) by samysmoothfresh: 11:55pm On Aug 21, 2018
LivingFree:
I bet this isn't even a 3 month 'relationship'
Who even catches feelings over a 3 month encounter?
I tell my brain that shi is a 1 night stand and move on.
I used to hear dominican ladies are naturally unfeeling and largely insensitive



now i see why
RomanceRe: I Just Got Betrayed By My Girlfriend(someone I Thought Is A Wife Material) by samysmoothfresh: 11:48pm On Aug 21, 2018
Ishilove:
Lol. You are not serious cheesy
cheesy how serious i am or should be depends on you love


so......................you gonna say it or nah? grin
RomanceRe: Please Is This Lady Short? by samysmoothfresh: 11:38pm On Aug 21, 2018
Awodipog:
You see anything use compare na breast you see.....
Oga na the mannequin short pass na abi you want make i use the door wey dey miles above her take compare or the bench wey she suppose at least tall reach huh
RomanceRe: Please Is This Lady Short? by samysmoothfresh: 11:35pm On Aug 21, 2018
EzendiEgo1:
which one be mannepuin breast

This guy self, if I say make thunder fire you they go say I don start.

This is insult oh
so you want make thunder fire your guy because of ordinary woman abi..................


you be pussy nigga abi the girl na yoour sister?
RomanceRe: Please Is This Lady Short? by samysmoothfresh: 11:16pm On Aug 21, 2018
shes short na


abi you no dey see say she no even reach mannepuin breast undecided
RomanceRe: What Happened To Me In My Aunt's House by samysmoothfresh: 11:06pm On Aug 21, 2018
Mizk:
Lmao spartacus is not a movie anyone can just watch and forget about it cry i guess I'll just sit him down and chat with him, maybe I'll decipher whats up with him
i comment my reserve @embolden



yea, you prolly should........................be mindful of the words you say though smiley
TravelRe: How Do You Move Around Enugu by samysmoothfresh: 10:57pm On Aug 21, 2018
Mizk:
What space?
The "space" you asked for which i gave


i just hope you enjoyed the long period of space cos i'm done giving you space


i plan to invade your space and this time, alot harder grin
TravelRe: How Do You Move Around Enugu by samysmoothfresh: 10:45pm On Aug 21, 2018
Mizk:
Ok thanks
First question, can i visit those places in a day?
how's that space holding up grin
RomanceRe: What Happened To Me In My Aunt's House by samysmoothfresh: 10:23pm On Aug 21, 2018
Mizk:
My niece and i had a nice laugh about it but deep down I'm not cool with it, unlike her i don't want to keep quiet about it.
oh well i understand, and you should be careful around him cos most 7yr olds these days have the minds of 20yr olds



just last week, i went visiting a friend and overheard his 9yrs old brother telling another young boy aboout the spartacus movie in detail



that was when i knew this world and the human mind really is evolving
RomanceRe: What Happened To Me In My Aunt's House by samysmoothfresh: 10:08pm On Aug 21, 2018
Mizk:
Google is really trying, "free of charge" the kid is just being a jerk, I'm sure he'd do this if its someone else.
cheesy


could be



but hey you didnt complete the story.


what did you guys (including our needle guy) do afterwards
RomanceRe: What Happened To Me In My Aunt's House by samysmoothfresh: 10:04pm On Aug 21, 2018
Mizk:
Lol me and my clique call it needles, its polite and funny cheesy
cheesy


i take it none of you have seen the real deal



i'm sure when you do, you'd call it cassava or best, an ir0ko tree grin
RomanceRe: What Happened To Me In My Aunt's House by samysmoothfresh: 9:51pm On Aug 21, 2018
Mizk:
Thats very funny, is that even possible? Like males get erection when they want to pee? @ bolded

I also think the public show of affection is what caused it, he held on to me when his sister tried to take him, i don't think he's oblivious of what he did.
well sometimes when you withhold your pee for too long, the "needle" (how the fvck this is polite eludes me, honestly) tends to go up and remain up either slighty or pronounced


anyways i ain't gonna give you a "dick lecture" free of charge and to be frank, i think it's a case of a lady being too hot that even her little cousin cant resist lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: What Happened To Me In My Aunt's House by samysmoothfresh: 9:39pm On Aug 21, 2018
Mizk:
His needle became erect
seriously? shocked



are they all needles to you or it's just his? huh
RomanceRe: What Happened To Me In My Aunt's House by samysmoothfresh: 9:35pm On Aug 21, 2018
Mizk:
What has it got to do with a anything?
We were getting to that but since you already asked, i'll just tell



i read an article way back and though i cant remember every detail, but i recall reading about how small seemingly harmless gestures like ____ (you know what) can trigger male kids (6 and above) hormones (mostly unconciously) especially when they've watched/seen disturbing pictures, movieis or real life scenarios (like your aunt and uncle's "public" display of affection)


i dont recall most of my child hood but i know i prolly experienced this once at least



then again though it could just be that he felt too cosy and it happened, say, unknowingly or it could also be the lad wanted to pee (funny but plausible) cheesy
RomanceRe: What Happened To Me In My Aunt's House by samysmoothfresh: 9:21pm On Aug 21, 2018
Mizk:
I told you, its a gown, knee lenght flowery gown
OK


so the possibility of you perhaps unknowingly seducing the poor young lad has been striked out


now tell me, where you placed his head, was it directly on you hooters or just below them?


[ff]
RomanceRe: I Just Got Betrayed By My Girlfriend(someone I Thought Is A Wife Material) by samysmoothfresh: 9:17pm On Aug 21, 2018
Ishilove:
Thank you
you're welcome


i believe a "you should send me a pm or perhaps your mobile digits" should come next, right?
RomanceRe: What Happened To Me In My Aunt's House by samysmoothfresh: 9:11pm On Aug 21, 2018
Mizk:
cheesyDeeper life gown
Funny, but you've got to give an honest answer to that question i asked earlier if you really want answers



what did you have on that evening? grin
RomanceRe: I Just Got Betrayed By My Girlfriend(someone I Thought Is A Wife Material) by samysmoothfresh: 9:07pm On Aug 21, 2018
Ishilove:
Auto correct
OK..................But a "Thank you" should have followed, dont you think? undecided
RomanceRe: What Happened To Me In My Aunt's House by samysmoothfresh: 8:57pm On Aug 21, 2018
err can you kindly tell us what you wore then?

RomanceRe: Woman Tricks Many Men For Tinder Date, Sets Them Up Against One Another by samysmoothfresh: 8:50pm On Aug 21, 2018
I knew before opening the thread it prolly happened somewhere outside nigeria cos if na naija babe do am, the guys for gather rape am ontop the stage



naija guys wey no get joy so cheesy [do]
RomanceRe: I Just Got Betrayed By My Girlfriend(someone I Thought Is A Wife Material) by samysmoothfresh: 8:44pm On Aug 21, 2018
Ishilove:
Your flagrant use of exclamations marks is very distracting, OP. it makes it seem like you're screaming
"........exclamation marks......"
RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest Turn Off In The Opposite Sex? Share by samysmoothfresh: 3:18pm On Aug 21, 2018
niyot124:
Easy bro grin


Have you ever gotten unfairly treated all because you are dark? I'm assuming you are on the dark side
uhmm there's none i can think of............ but thats not the point though.



i hate the white race and fair ladies but i've got male friends who are light skinned and i definitely dont hate them



its safe to say i dont despise fair guys just the ladies
RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest Turn Off In The Opposite Sex? Share by samysmoothfresh: 11:08am On Aug 21, 2018
niyot124:
Lol, what's your problem with fair girls
I dont know for sure



maybe it's cos i cant easily tell the bleached from the natural or becos i hate the whites or any race aside blacks (yea i'm racist) or perhaps cos most fair ladies think the most of themselves



i dont know sha but i just hate them angry
RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest Turn Off In The Opposite Sex? Share by samysmoothfresh: 11:01am On Aug 21, 2018
amakadihot87:
......why not put your pics up lets see you..........you might be worse than a vulture you know
guess we'll never know for sure :*\

RomanceRe: Twin Break The Internet As They Goes Totally Nude To Celebrate Their Birthday (p by samysmoothfresh: 9:12am On Aug 20, 2018
Preshy561:
useless gay idiots.grin

when I said that men are becoming more stupid by the day,please don't argue,I'm right. grin


anyways,hbd two idiots.grin
including your brothers, uncles, male cousins, nephews ancestors and the most stupid of them all,............. .......(see picture below) grin

RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest Turn Off In The Opposite Sex? Share by samysmoothfresh: 9:10pm On Aug 18, 2018
MhisTahrah:
What for?
I wanna send you a post card and some money
RomanceRe: Why Is It That Women/ladies Dont Love Enough To "DIE" For Their Man? by samysmoothfresh: 8:54pm On Aug 18, 2018
Dudeweedlmao:
It's in their biological make up. They are selfish in the sense that they have to survive and raise offspring in other for the human race to go extinct. Why men -as protectors- are built to die in battle ...or survive, whatever the case maybe. I got this from my ass though.
this is what happens when you rely on your ass instead of your brain undecided



there is literally no sense in the embolden words in red ink


shame on you and your stupid "ass" bruv

RomanceRe: Why Is It That Women/ladies Dont Love Enough To "DIE" For Their Man? by samysmoothfresh: 8:48pm On Aug 18, 2018
because men (esp the ones who die for women) are the relatives and imitators of Jesus



women on the other hand, are relatives and imitators of __________

RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest Turn Off In The Opposite Sex? Share by samysmoothfresh: 8:42pm On Aug 18, 2018
MhisTahrah:
Drop what? The name of the cream I use?
cheesy


hilarious! but no,......................i meant house address smiley
RomanceRe: SO, NA DEM Dey Rush This "BIG THING" — To Be Deleted Soon [PHOTO] by samysmoothfresh: 8:12pm On Aug 18, 2018
I see saff viewing

see how she rushed to see the "big thing" before it gets deleted

RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest Turn Off In The Opposite Sex? Share by samysmoothfresh: 8:04pm On Aug 18, 2018
MhisTahrah:
Acne. tongue
phew!


thought you were gonna say you're very poor at B-job or even have huge areolas


but since it's just acne, i'm fine with it and we good to go wink


so should i drop mine or you'd rather drop yours?

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