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Romance › Re: Young Lady Rejects 500k For One Night Stand In Abuja - ( Pictures ) by samysmoothfresh: 5:04pm On Aug 08, 2018

Saff:
my kids won’t suffer trust me.

Yea, cos their dad would be very wealthy courtsey of their ambitious mom

Fashion › Re: Check Out My Natural Hair 2 Years After Being Mocked About My Hair by samysmoothfresh: 4:52pm On Aug 08, 2018

Martin0:
you are not look bad! the hair it good! I hope it doesn't smell dandruff?

Really nigga?

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Romance › Re: My Bestie Is Now Asking Me Out by samysmoothfresh: 11:06pm On Aug 07, 2018

the reason you dont wanna accept his proposal is:

you dont love him that way or you're scared he might pull a "kreativegénius - pocohantas" stunt on you since he knows too much?

which is it?

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Romance › Re: My Bestie Is Now Asking Me Out by samysmoothfresh: 10:57pm On Aug 07, 2018

"............after hearing him speak for almost 3hours........"

babe that guy must really love you o..........................3 hours?..........................seriously?
........what did he say in particular that lasted almost 3hours?

"................he's the nicest guy i've ever met........"

this is why some ladies will forever remain dumb, heartbroken, frustrated and single
God has given you "the nicest guy you've ever met", instead of you to grab him now, you dey ask stupid question

later when you meet a yoruba demon, you'll (and your fellow women) start screaming and wailing "men are scum"

"...............this is a guy that waited 4yrs to ask me out......"

aunty, he is not a "guy" cos no real guy will wait 4yrs to ask a lady out

he,(your bestie) is simply a pùssy

".........he knows too much & might use it against me one way or......."

hahahahaha...........SMH

& lastly, this is a nice script / story.

where did you get it from?

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Romance › Re: What’s The One Thing That People Always Misunderstand About You? by samysmoothfresh: 7:54pm On Aug 07, 2018

Mizk:
We? You mean you

no, i mean we the "people"

howdy

Romance › Re: What’s The One Thing That People Always Misunderstand About You? by samysmoothfresh: 4:32pm On Aug 07, 2018

ladygudhead:
That i don't show care or concern,lol but its the total opposite.I don't just express emotion outwardly.

where do you Naw express your emotions?

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Romance › Re: What’s The One Thing That People Always Misunderstand About You? by samysmoothfresh: 4:27pm On Aug 07, 2018

pocohantas:
This thread isn't about what you know ~~bro.~~

I knew Judge Judy would soon be here, armed with a gavel .

dont you fùcking "bro" me, sis! undecided

i aint no judge judy.......................

i'm only just saying but as usual, you........................

SMH

Romance › Re: What’s The One Thing That People Always Misunderstand About You? by samysmoothfresh: 4:24pm On Aug 07, 2018

OP you mean people on nl or people physically around us?

on nl no one misunderstands me (at least none that i know of) and frankly if anyone did, i honestly wont give a fvck

off nl, people think i'm gay cos i always put my hommies before 'em hoes and i most times hang out with my niggies PLus i love and wear lady trousers coupled with the fact that i've got a super cute face

Romance › Re: What’s The One Thing That People Always Misunderstand About You? by samysmoothfresh: 4:14pm On Aug 07, 2018

Mizk:
They think I'm troublesome and rude

we also think you're hardcore, a little weird and single angry

Romance › Re: What’s The One Thing That People Always Misunderstand About You? by samysmoothfresh: 4:09pm On Aug 07, 2018

pocohantas:
That I am proud, coldhearted and undomesticated

this doesnt count cos as far as i know, only people on nl think so [f]

unless you saying people around you (off nl) think same too

if thats the case, then maybe they are all right and you just dont wanna accept the truth undecided

Romance › Re: Your Favorite Nairalanders And Least Liked by samysmoothfresh: 1:49pm On Aug 07, 2018

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!

Romance › Re: DEMONIC: Airforce1 Vs Explorers — This Is What I Found [PICTURE] by samysmoothfresh: 8:31am On Aug 07, 2018

iLegendd:
Hahahaha. I like compliments as long as it's not about me, but about our books. Why? I want a compliment I can convert to money and not one that'll bloat my ego.

When you drop a compliment about our book, we add it to the testimony side of the book. When a new reader reads the compliment or testimony, it gives them a good impression of the book and it makes them want to buy and read it. Na dat type of compliments I dey like pass.

See examples of some.

oh i see

well i've only read the naughty tiger and that was because you posted it here on nl

maybe when i get to read one your books, i've leave one (a compliment i mean)

meanwhile, whatever happened to going back to get a lingerie at mercy's shop? grin

[jn]

Romance › Re: DEMONIC: Airforce1 Vs Explorers — This Is What I Found [PICTURE] by samysmoothfresh: 9:07pm On Aug 06, 2018

wow!!!

holy shît..................!...............so much truth in one thread

this is actually the 6th thread of yours that i have read from the begining to the end (the otheq 5 include the corn thread, buying condom for fun, naughty tiger etc)

dude you good

but hey!, remember you dont want compliments so,

fùck you!!!

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Romance › Re: Any Work To Do by samysmoothfresh: 8:48pm On Aug 06, 2018

i dont understand

did you study computer engineering, computer science or yHu just studied a computer huh

Romance › Re: People With Anger Issues Shouldn't Be In Love, But Rather Be In A Rehab. by samysmoothfresh: 5:02pm On Aug 06, 2018

pocohantas:
Life also has a way of creating issues.

How about, we all kill ourselves and die.

remind me to never never ever ever view your profile again

oh Gawd!.....................i'm sure i'm gonna have nightmares cry

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Romance › Re: What’s The Most Memorable Moment You Shared With A Stranger? by samysmoothfresh: 3:11pm On Aug 06, 2018

donbachi:
Mine was in wailo camp,during my service year.one day i went to poo inside the bush,and i was pooing facing a beautiful girl that was also pooing....she had no tissue paper or anything to clean up herself with.i handed her my handkie,to clean herself...and just like that.we became friends .just friends.

Lucifer himself would be envious of you my guy

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Romance › Re: What’s The Most Memorable Moment You Shared With A Stranger? by samysmoothfresh: 3:08pm On Aug 06, 2018

the most memorable moment 90% of the ladies here have had with strangers would be when he either bought them snacks or food or when he took them home and fed them when their friends left them stranded

hungry girls everywhere!

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Romance › Re: Lady Dumped Her Boyfriend Cos He's Ugly, Unknown To Her, He Bought Her Iphone 7 by samysmoothfresh: 10:13pm On Aug 05, 2018

rychard:
Don't be an idiot.. What's wrong for her to have a taste or desire something she likes.. If she's your sister , you'll tell her to marry someone she doesn't like just cos of iphone7, baba u need to grow up...

If you will like to have a girl with good curves and pretty luvs, what's wrong in her desiring s good looking man?..

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Romance › Re: 20 Facts About Nairalanders by samysmoothfresh: 9:50pm On Aug 05, 2018

Mizk:
Ok

we aint going back to point zero though.......................

just to the point where i asked for your xoxo........................we cant let the progress so far go to waste. ....................... right? grin

Romance › Re: 20 Facts About Nairalanders by samysmoothfresh: 9:40pm On Aug 05, 2018

Mizk:
Ya you got so creepy about it plus i had a feeling I'll regret it.

see who told me i shouldnt trust instincts/feelings grin

OK.................you mind we forget that episode and start all over?

[j]

Romance › Re: 20 Facts About Nairalanders by samysmoothfresh: 9:34pm On Aug 05, 2018

Mizk:
Ya the chat took a dimension i don't really like and I'm claustrophobic, i need space

ah i see.

about the no. ..............changed your mind?

Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Showcase Her Hot Backside (photos) by samysmoothfresh: 9:06pm On Aug 05, 2018

Saff:
If I give you the option to show you my certificate or my ass, which one will you choose?

not to butt in or anything but any sensible guy will choose / ask to see both

we men want beauty and brains (ass and certificate) remember!

Romance › Re: Rate My Cuteness From 1-10 by samysmoothfresh: 8:53pm On Aug 05, 2018

dannyrhymes600:
thanks man i no ransack ur profile o i just get d feeling say u be south . as for d Behind up level na God hand i dey o

na so my guy......................nothing do you cool

modified: thunder must to fire the person wey dey change tûsh to behind angry

Romance › Re: 20 Facts About Nairalanders by samysmoothfresh: 8:48pm On Aug 05, 2018

Mizk:
Hey sly fellow, is that your village people?

i like that grin

you ditched me on the other thread! angry

Romance › Re: Rate My Cuteness From 1-10 by samysmoothfresh: 8:37pm On Aug 05, 2018

dannyrhymes600:
guy na u dab pass ur head is there jare. am sure u are from d south side

baba how you take know, abi you go ransack my profile? shocked

na joke i be dey sha

on a normal normal level i go grade you 4.5/10 but if you con tuush up, e fit jump reach 7/10.................#no jokes cool

Romance › Re: Rate My Cuteness From 1-10 by samysmoothfresh: 8:25pm On Aug 05, 2018

Oga try manage 2/10

1 for your height, the other one for your chinox trouser

Romance › Re: 20 Facts About Nairalanders by samysmoothfresh: 8:15pm On Aug 05, 2018

Mizk:
Wao for you to spend so much time monitoring people's lives like this, i hope you're getting paid for it

Romance › Re: Have Decided To End The Relationship. Which Way Is Best by samysmoothfresh: 7:58pm On Aug 05, 2018

bruv you just gonna end it without having the last fùck?

the sweetest fûck of all fùcks................................the only fùck sweeter than the early morning fûck and even the last super? shocked

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Romance › Re: Lady Dumped Her Boyfriend Cos He's Ugly, Unknown To Her, He Bought Her Iphone 7 by samysmoothfresh: 7:31pm On Aug 05, 2018*

" Guy: i treat you better than any guy you've ever met .

dumb bîtch: i know and i love you for that. you are the best guy i have ever got involved with "

this right here is the reason i rejoice and pop champagne whenever i hear of or read stories of some ladies who were heartbroken and mercilessly used and dumped

how can you as a human being who supposedly has sense, be in a relationship with "the best guy" and still decide to leave him (esp cos of petty issues) undecided

later when you meet a demon sent by your ancestors to teach you a lesson, you start screaming "men are scum!"

that is how that idiot i left my bad ways for and adored said i was the best guy she ever dated but still left me only to come crying to me 3 months later that some men are scum

men are scum kill all of you there!!

dumb bitchés!!

silly bastards!!

demons posed as women!!

unintelligent dick suckers!!

shameless môtherfuckers!!

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Romance › Re: So Let's Make It Easier To Hook Up. Show Us Your Pictures by samysmoothfresh: 4:58pm On Aug 05, 2018

sochey:
I for one doesn't even know what it means I got it from my name Sochima

Ah!...............i see grin

well it's a word i just formed and it means "clichè"

lemme guess, you last took a picture on sep 24 2017....................correct?

Romance › Re: So Let's Make It Easier To Hook Up. Show Us Your Pictures by samysmoothfresh: 11:33pm On Aug 04, 2018

LivingFree:
Both of you should tell us what that even means

Sorry, i cant right now cos i've got M-cramps

i'm sure sochey would be glad to tell you though. . . . . . or you can just ask google

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