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RomanceRe: How To Make Love With A Virgin & She Will Love You Forever Part 2 by samysmoothfresh: 12:07pm On Aug 30, 2018
Hisduchess:
Oga a pro was once a novice.I will prefer a virgin man (if any exist) to a pro husband cos he will be a disciplined and not a community peniss. if he has the qualities of my ideal guy and he is a virgin then thats da real bomb so forget that the world is messed up with promiscuity and everyone is glamouring for supremacy in bed.am still old-fashioned in that aspect.I don't believe that when one is wrong the first time that he or she wouldn't learn as time goes on especially in the confines of marriage.if u love someone u will endure that their first time mess-up and probably coach them as time goes on
search no more woman cos you already found your virgin man grin
TravelRe: How Do You Move Around Enugu by samysmoothfresh: 12:03pm On Aug 30, 2018
Mizk:
No school is still in section undecided
oh ok grin



well do enjoy your day....................i've got stuff to do now smiley
TravelRe: How Do You Move Around Enugu by samysmoothfresh: 11:53am On Aug 30, 2018
Mizk:
Its not just a picture when it comes to my privacy, i haven't seen your pic before not that i want to, but i like the word anonymous, maybe you should too.
but you'd take it down almost immediately undecided........................anyways fine!





You in enugu already?
TravelRe: How Do You Move Around Enugu by samysmoothfresh: 11:38am On Aug 30, 2018
Mizk:
grinSo now i need verification and validation from you? Wonderful
grin i didnt say that



And besides i wouldnt be telling you anything after i view and acess


remember its just a picture o.........................
TravelRe: How Do You Move Around Enugu by samysmoothfresh: 11:25am On Aug 30, 2018
Mizk:
Unless you tell me what you want to confirm.
nothing major, just your height and how much of a tom boy you look
RomanceRe: What So Special About Tall Guys? by samysmoothfresh:
Go and ask the tall and huge guy you know na or you ask the ladies that always stare at him when y'all walk by
RomanceRe: How Do I Get Rid Of This Foot And Toe Pain by samysmoothfresh: 11:05am On Aug 30, 2018
Rub the urine of a 7day old lizard on the affected area and trust me, the pain will be a thing of the past
RomanceRe: .... by samysmoothfresh:
Where are the nude photos you bastard!! angry angry

RomanceRe: Gay Man And His Boyfriend Visits His Gay Son And His Boyfriend by samysmoothfresh: 10:11am On Aug 30, 2018
craze people everywhere
TravelRe: How Do You Move Around Enugu by samysmoothfresh: 10:03am On Aug 30, 2018
Mizk:
My brothers and his friends we're family and i was the only girl in thier clique back then so they always looked out for me.
i see



so..............about my request?
TravelRe: How Do You Move Around Enugu by samysmoothfresh: 4:09am On Aug 30, 2018
Mizk:
cheesyBig tomboy, grew up with lots of boys.
lawd have mercy!!! shocked


how is that even possible when according to your diary (if i remember correctly), you have just 2 brothers?


Can i see another pic of you btw, i wanna confirm something
TravelRe: How Do You Move Around Enugu by samysmoothfresh: 5:12pm On Aug 24, 2018
Mizk:
Lol what are you talking about? Are you saying i should go to enugu alone and stay in a hotel? It doesn't speak good of me, besides its a planned trip and i rather go on such trip with family, his friends are like family, guys who looked out for me since i was little, you won't understand.
hmmm I see


lemme ask a silly question






















are you a tomboy or something close to being one?
TravelRe: How Do You Move Around Enugu by samysmoothfresh: 1:31pm On Aug 24, 2018
Mizk:
My brother and his friends
mtcheew angry



Abeg all of you should gather and come and be going to enugu jareh angry


you people should nont even think of coming to benin even if its part of your route to enugu or anywhere angry


imagine, your brother and his friends angry
RomanceRe: I think is time Nigeria girls begin to learn on how to chat by samysmoothfresh: 10:38am On Aug 24, 2018
pocohantas:
Clothe... grin
Look atew undecided


you said guys form smart cos they have sport, politics, blah blah blah to talk about while women talk celebrities, fashion etc



here i am trying to talk fashion with you and you cant even keep up angry..........................mtcheeew



op you're correct jareh.-....................most naija ladies dont know anything aside "am am am" and "k k k"



they cant even reply simple qxestions with intelligent or even slightly erotic answers



imagine, someone asks what you wearing and yhu saying "clothe" undecided


smhAMP (shake my head and my penis)



[ag]
RomanceRe: I think is time Nigeria girls begin to learn on how to chat by samysmoothfresh: 9:34am On Aug 24, 2018
pocohantas:
Are Nigerian guys any better?

The same ones who type bullshit on social media? I can see one up there, who made the usual "am" blunder, yet he is talking about intelligence.

The ones always asking, "have you eaten and what are you wearing?" grin grin

Please, Nigerian youths are dumb cheesy.

The only difference is, the guys can easily talk about sports/politics and sound smart. The girls on their part, na makeup and fashion dey their head. Majority of una, na the same. Male and female!!
Poco baby, what are you wearing ATM?
TravelRe: How Do You Move Around Enugu by samysmoothfresh: 9:20am On Aug 24, 2018
Mizk:
Dude I'm not coming to Benin lol, i am not even going alone, jos is not that cold anymore, back then it was but not anymore.
OK o...................dont say i didnt warn you



who will you be going with?,
RomanceRe: Ladies Why Do You Always Do This When Washing Your Vagina? by samysmoothfresh: 9:18am On Aug 24, 2018
when a guy wakes up on a rainy friday morning to post trash asking bullshiit, he is either mad, jobless or both



TRUE OR FALSE
RomanceRe: I think is time Nigeria girls begin to learn on how to chat by samysmoothfresh: 8:47am On Aug 24, 2018
Quiescere:
grin grin grin grin


I, personally, abhor most short-forms during conversations, especially "am" and "k" and never use them when chatting with people.

When it comes to responding, most of the time I tend to write epistles, depending on what's being talked about.
Hi, i'm samy smiley


*patiently waiting for your epistle*
RomanceRe: I'm So Scared by samysmoothfresh: 7:41am On Aug 24, 2018
LivingDead:
nope. I'm not a lady
Just like livingfree! is not a man
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by samysmoothfresh: 12:46am On Aug 24, 2018
craze people, craze people everywhere

RomanceRe: I'm So Scared by samysmoothfresh: 10:37pm On Aug 23, 2018
i'm sure this is livingfree 's alt
TravelRe: How Do You Move Around Enugu by samysmoothfresh: 10:27pm On Aug 23, 2018
Mizk:
Lol you know all this and you're asking me to come, I am not looking for just any place to visit, i did my research and this time it'll be enugu, next time will be jos.
I promise i'll make it super fun...........................trust me, just come smiley



why would you want to go to jos (the coldest/coolest place in nigeria) anyway.................................LIke do you wanna have frozen inverted nipples? undecided



I've heard stories the cold causes inverted nipples in ladies



besides, the first and last time i went there to visit an aunt (spent 3 days), i came back home with receeding hair lines popularly called AKPAN cos the cold ate my front hair way deep deep deep inside.............................its a miracle they even grew back embarassed



honestly, you should strike out jos or perhaps move it to number 3 or maybe even 6 so there will be space for benin grin [u]
RomanceRe: "Praying Unclad Is Unscriptural, It's Like Trying To Seduce God To Answer You" - by samysmoothfresh: 10:15pm On Aug 23, 2018
Katier00:
do you have any reason for doing that
the bible suggests we pray in a secluded corner or in the confines of our rooms



why would it ask that if not for us to be hidden from the world while we pray unclad



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RomanceRe: Have You Ever Fallen In Love? How Does It Feel? by samysmoothfresh: 9:02pm On Aug 23, 2018
Yea i have bruv and trust me when i say it is the most beautiful thing in the world (aside my dick of course)


the day i fell in love, i became ambitious, determined and strong willed cos i know fighting for it (the love) makes one (you) comfortable, loved by all, and happy (to an extent) plus it gives you power, authority and a booming voice anywhere you go



the day i fell in love with MONEY, i had a better view of life



op i suggest you fall in love with it too and watch how your life, destiny, sperm and view of life and women change for the better!


[q]
TravelRe: How Do You Move Around Enugu by samysmoothfresh: 8:52pm On Aug 23, 2018
Mizk:
I don't think that, i know that, Benin suck
TBH, You're right


it really sucks, from their ugly bleached up and multicoloured girls whose greatest dream and achievement is getting visas to italy, to their boring towns (more like villages cos every where in benin, even the main/capital city is the village of someone), down to their crazy abnormal climate where rain falls and sun shines at the same time for most part of the day angry



there are still a few fun places though you could visit plus you'd have the best and cutest tour guide by your side.........................theres never a dull moment with him wink
RomanceRe: "Praying Unclad Is Unscriptural, It's Like Trying To Seduce God To Answer You" - by samysmoothfresh: 7:44pm On Aug 23, 2018
Katier00:
Who prays naked? Never heard of such
I Do

RomanceRe: Dear Ladies: Some Mothers Actually Raised Their Sons To Be Gentlemen. by samysmoothfresh: 7:32pm On Aug 23, 2018
Wilfredpat22:
We women get what we want because we don’t give men their own respect.

How can a man respect someone with a body count of 40?
This guy sef cheesy
TravelRe: How Do You Move Around Enugu by samysmoothfresh: 7:25pm On Aug 23, 2018
Mizk:
Nothing good about Benin
What makes you think so?
TravelRe: How Do You Move Around Enugu by samysmoothfresh: 5:42pm On Aug 23, 2018
Mizk:
Yea, right.
Why go to Enugu when you could come to Benin and have a swell time courtesy of yours trully, ME grin huh
RomanceRe: delete by samysmoothfresh: 12:09am On Aug 23, 2018
Sleezwizz:
U are the big idiot here.... Can u ask ur sister to post her nudes on social media platform?

RomanceRe: Looking For Friends by samysmoothfresh: 12:03am On Aug 23, 2018
ruby101:
why? Please is that a criteria for making friends?
Not really, but it's a criteria for making friends alot faster grin


imagine this; you post your pics, it turns out you're pretty then boom!!, friends start trooping in (male friends precisely)



OR



you post your cute pics, a lady views and perhaps feels a connection..............another big boom!!..................another friend made (female this time around) grin

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