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Hisduchess:search no more woman cos you already found your virgin man ![]() |
Mizk:oh ok ![]() well do enjoy your day....................i've got stuff to do now ![]() |
Mizk:but you'd take it down almost immediately ........................anyways fine!You in enugu already? |
Mizk: i didnt say thatAnd besides i wouldnt be telling you anything after i view and acess remember its just a picture o......................... |
Mizk:nothing major, just your height and how much of a tom boy you look |
Go and ask the tall and huge guy you know na or you ask the ladies that always stare at him when y'all walk by |
Rub the urine of a 7day old lizard on the affected area and trust me, the pain will be a thing of the past |
Where are the nude photos you bastard!! ![]()
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craze people everywhere |
Mizk:i see so..............about my request? |
Mizk:lawd have mercy!!! how is that even possible when according to your diary (if i remember correctly), you have just 2 brothers? Can i see another pic of you btw, i wanna confirm something |
Mizk:hmmm I see lemme ask a silly question are you a tomboy or something close to being one? |
Mizk:mtcheew ![]() Abeg all of you should gather and come and be going to enugu jareh ![]() you people should nont even think of coming to benin even if its part of your route to enugu or anywhere ![]() imagine, your brother and his friends ![]() |
pocohantas:Look atew ![]() you said guys form smart cos they have sport, politics, blah blah blah to talk about while women talk celebrities, fashion etc here i am trying to talk fashion with you and you cant even keep up ..........................mtcheeewop you're correct jareh.-....................most naija ladies dont know anything aside "am am am" and "k k k" they cant even reply simple qxestions with intelligent or even slightly erotic answers imagine, someone asks what you wearing and yhu saying "clothe" ![]() smhAMP (shake my head and my penis) [ag] |
pocohantas:Poco baby, what are you wearing ATM? |
Mizk:OK o...................dont say i didnt warn you who will you be going with?, |
when a guy wakes up on a rainy friday morning to post trash asking bullshiit, he is either mad, jobless or both TRUE OR FALSE |
Quiescere:Hi, i'm samy ![]() *patiently waiting for your epistle* |
LivingDead:Just like livingfree! is not a man |
craze people, craze people everywhere
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i'm sure this is livingfree 's alt |
Mizk:I promise i'll make it super fun...........................trust me, just come ![]() why would you want to go to jos (the coldest/coolest place in nigeria) anyway.................................LIke do you wanna have frozen inverted nipples? ![]() I've heard stories the cold causes inverted nipples in ladies besides, the first and last time i went there to visit an aunt (spent 3 days), i came back home with receeding hair lines popularly called AKPAN cos the cold ate my front hair way deep deep deep inside.............................its a miracle they even grew back honestly, you should strike out jos or perhaps move it to number 3 or maybe even 6 so there will be space for benin [u] |
Katier00:the bible suggests we pray in a secluded corner or in the confines of our rooms why would it ask that if not for us to be hidden from the world while we pray unclad b |
Yea i have bruv and trust me when i say it is the most beautiful thing in the world (aside my dick of course) the day i fell in love, i became ambitious, determined and strong willed cos i know fighting for it (the love) makes one (you) comfortable, loved by all, and happy (to an extent) plus it gives you power, authority and a booming voice anywhere you go the day i fell in love with MONEY, i had a better view of life op i suggest you fall in love with it too and watch how your life, destiny, sperm and view of life and women change for the better! [q] |
Mizk:TBH, You're right it really sucks, from their ugly bleached up and multicoloured girls whose greatest dream and achievement is getting visas to italy, to their boring towns (more like villages cos every where in benin, even the main/capital city is the village of someone), down to their crazy abnormal climate where rain falls and sun shines at the same time for most part of the day ![]() there are still a few fun places though you could visit plus you'd have the best and cutest tour guide by your side.........................theres never a dull moment with him ![]() |
Katier00:I Do
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Wilfredpat22:This guy sef ![]() |
Mizk:What makes you think so? |
Mizk:Why go to Enugu when you could come to Benin and have a swell time courtesy of yours trully, ME ![]() |
Sleezwizz:
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ruby101:Not really, but it's a criteria for making friends alot faster ![]() imagine this; you post your pics, it turns out you're pretty then boom!!, friends start trooping in (male friends precisely) OR you post your cute pics, a lady views and perhaps feels a connection..............another big boom!!..................another friend made (female this time around) ![]() |
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