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sex gurus and alpha males where you guys at?

MhisTahrah:
No one is perfect.

*don't*


ok...........................so which do you have then lets see if i can overlook it


huge areolas?


acnes?


uneven butt cheeks?



pride?


stretch mark?


or you cant give a good head (bj)?


which is it? m

MhisTahrah:
Wtf?Lol

please tell me you have any of the afore-mentioned

thank gawd say na "toaster" you talk


meanwhile, why her face be like rock wey get crack

i know you wanted to actualise your "dream" but sorry bro but thats how fùcked up life is



when we want an iphone x, it packages an iphone 2 and slams it in our faces



it's left for you to accept the "iphone 2" or wait till you get the "iphone x"

My ugliness put me at an advantage in the society for years till i got tired of the "advantage" and did a plastic surgery

OP i wanna believe you meant to type "contour"


cos theres a big difference btw curves and contour lines


#spits on her huge pant

#spits again [o]

CioAngels:
There are real toddlers in naira land, i can see why.

this one cannot even tell the difference between sarcasm and real statement



there trully are "real toddlers" in nairaland!

Holymann:
If juju is not real, how can one be demon possessed?

Ah.............now i see why y'all believe in "juju"

y'all mistaking the demons and their diabolic ways and theatrics for juju

MRSoftapples:
How old are you?

12.............would be 13 august 31st


you?

Oga "juju" is not real


those who believe in "juju" are demon possessed, naija movies (nollywood) addicts, freaks or just plain stupid


EOD

Who ever posted this bull shït is dumb!



who ever agrees with this bull shït is dumber!!



and who ever decides to argue with the dumb op, this bull shît and the dumber assholes who agree with this bull shît and the dumb op, instead of just reading and smilling at the stupidity of the dumb op, this bull shît and the dumber assholés who agree with this bull shiit and the dumb op, are the dumbest!!!

XhosaNostra:
Well, I'm yet to meet anyone I'm too afraid to lose. Everyone is replaceable in XN's world
The only time I'd ever lie is when the truth would get me arrested or something like that. Anything else doesn't scare me.

Everyone?.............you sure 'bout that?



would love you to answer these (a "YES or "NO" would do)...............number one has already been done for you (by you)


1) would you lie to avoid getting arrested or something like that.............YES


2) would you lie to cover up for a good friend?


3) would you lie to save your spouse or boyfriend


4) would you lie to save your relationship or marriage (i wanna believe you single..........correct?)


5) do you tell petty lies like such as:
111) "i'm currently in a cab, i'm on my way" while still at home
1111) "i have just ___ with me" when you actually have more than that. etc?

kingxsamz:
I guess you'd have to create a Lady for yourself.

well you guessed wrong cos i'm already close to finding one without those "turn offs" above

XhosaNostra:
He was lying to you

For the most part, I'm an honest & straightforward person. I rarely ever see a reason to lie because I see it as being cowardly.

i see


and when the truth is bitter and might prolly cause / put you into trouble?

XhosaNostra:
Lies. To be fair, I don't care who the liar is, once I catch them in a lie, I lose my mind. I hate lying with passion.

My great grand dad once said "the most terrible liars are those who hate lies with passion"



makes me wonder.

1) stretch marks


2) acnes/pimples


3) body odour


4) inability to give good head (BJ)


5) utterly humourless


6) lies / liars


7) big protruding tummy/belle


8. signs of hunger and gold digging tedencies/ hungry girls



9) long fixed (artificial) eye lashes


10) k legs and bow legs



11) too tall or too short


12) fat at the wrong places


13) fair skin


14) abnormal bottom size/poorly proportioned butt cheeks



15) huge areolas


16) dirtiness


17) broke


18) a non virgin


19) small hips


20) black lips


21) inconsiderate


22) proud



etc

Which one be "Help!!!"

wetin you want make we help you do?

i thought i loved kids and was good with them till i got to do a brief stint in teaching



i discovered i only loved my neighbor's kids



i f**cking had nightmares for a week and i'm never doing that shiit again


honestly, some kids are just some gigantic bags of mischief and doom

MariaLavina:
Sadly these men are lacking in that department

Lazy and selfish men everywhere

This is exactly what a virgin would say

"this" understood!

POssible REasons

1) you have a Pénis and not a DICK

2) she has a pool-sea and not a vagina

3) she was too exhausted and fell into a deep sleep.

4) she's possessed

5) both of you are confused mothérfuckers

op, only you can tell us which it is

List showing the order of importance of the following

1) God

2) family

3) you

4) your hommie

5) yourself

6) your phone

7) your atm

your enemy

9) 'em hoes


In summary, never never ever ever put your life in danger because of s'me hoe

your first experience with the cultist niggie should teach you something

you did the right thing dumping the leech

Mizk!!

here's a testimony

agbonkamen:
so you didn't see firm booby chai you need a glass

no i didnt and yes, i already use glasses


what i saw are breasts not boobs or booby

agbonkamen:
Firm Boobs always available for your view but no sucking, no kissing and No rubbing a tip

which boobs you dey talk about



abi no be you dey ur profile so?

iLegendd:
Yes, but MC'ing builds your stage confidence and you may become a great orator like Obama.

and now we've left sex and pussy



you know, we wouldnt be having this convo if you had just said "mouth and dick" skill helps one in pretty much all aspect of life (in cluding business, and social life) more than sex and it's ish

iLegendd:
E be like say una like sharp sharp runs. Sharp sharp things they purge. The MC'ing story above will answer this question.

Honestly, money will get you prostitutes faster, while the skill will get you reasonable women faster. So, it depends on what you want.

Oh i see.....................for now i think i'll stick to my "prostitutes" though



i get you though but with money technique, you wouldnt have to "mc" before you get the pussy


just saying

iLegendd:
Yes, even years ago. No. You can only delete it with the one you created it with. See steps below.

bruv you didnt answer îgbokiller's question


money technique yields result 48hrs max


how quick does mouth and dick technique deliver?

Bluezy13:
Absolutely,

Occultism takes different skins in conformity with the evolution of Man's mentality.

true that fam


but not just occultism..........................basically everything once termed "diabolica" or seen as something "bad" have now taken a different skin and is seen in a new light



its a shame though

Our forefathers in the 1st-8th century called it JUJU and the practice-rs juju-men



our succeeding forefathers in the 9-18th century upgraded and called them DIVINERS



and now in the 21st century, we call it astrology and the practicers, ASTROLOGERS



sublime!

na wah o

all these mods na pussy asslickers o

how the fùck is this fp worthy?