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N0favors:
Your obsession with that girl is disgusting.

Get a life mate

nigga it's either you lost touch with reality and is prolly imagining things or you're some ignorant fool who prolly takes life way too serious...................i sincerely hope for your sake it aint both


anyways, whichever it is mate, i suggest you go check the meaning of obsession online or in some dictionary and get back to me cos if i should go by your definition of obsession, i could safely say you mate are obsessed with killa.beauty which tbh i dont give a fvck about


meanwhile did "that girl", saff, put you up to this or you're just being an ignorant fool who finds minding his fvcking business an herculean task?

MariaLavina:
Like I typed on that thread, I'm not a seductress , I can't help you.

i know that, but i also know you know 'em "seduction tricks" cos according to you, you dont have them................................and obviously, one cant claim to not have what one knows nothing about



The thing is i have cause to believe i'm being seduced by a really really really distant relative (and by that i mean we have very little tying us as relatives cos the last blood tie btw she and i died a while back) but i also think i might be imagining things.......................


I dont want to jump into conclusions and now that i know there are indeed "seduction tricks", i could easily tell if my hunch is right or i'm just being paranoid


help me pls st maria...............help me!!

MariaLavina:
You just lied.

i just lied



meanwhile what seduction tricks were you talking about on the other thread ( the ones you claimed to not "be blessed with" ) ?

i'm curious pls

Kimcutie:
So na because of women and opinions wey you think sey I need am?

ahn ahn, ..................see as you talk am like say e no dey important abi you no wan marry, fucck and get pikins

Kimcutie:
Beards no be my problem na.

i know.....................but guy you need am

if you no get am, people go think say you be 18 even when you be 48 plus you'll find it an herculean task to get laid by real women and would then have to settle for all those small small girls

Kimcutie:
Why is it so?

oga see as your chin just dey shine like bright morning star


you sure say you go ever get beards for this life so

MariaLavina:
Be what?

I'm not a seductress, I am not blessed with tricks and patience to be one .

tricks huh?



What tricks precisely?

Mizk:
I already have one in my life.

and me................what happens to me then?

MissRaine69:
Right ...,

holy fucck!!!..........................which is you and which is saff?

MariaLavina:
MissRaine is a complete package. Appropriate amount of flesh in the right places

Answer the question already, you doubting Thomas

i hope by "right places" you mean her cheeks


cos yours trully is a cheek man ....................................the more chubby the better

Mizk:
Stupid points

really?


So You wont fancy a guy who's always there for you and plays the mr nice guy impeccably?

MariaLavina:
One thing I find out about Seduction is it is a complete waste of time. Most times the gain does not equate the pain, that's a loss man

hmmm, i wonder how she found this out.


Could it be........................?

i just jot down all 20 points


with these magic points, mizk is going down soon................


When i'm done eh, it'll be just a matter of time before she lea..........

op i agree with you, some nigerian girls are indeed intelligent but certainly not these ladies we have here on nl

MissRaine69:
An arse man
A leg man or a man that prefers an ample bosom?
As much one might want to argue that physical attributes do not matter what catches your eye first?

where the pictures at?

op you forgot the ultimate one viz,


when a guy is h0rny, and there is no available sperm sac, he masturbates to saff's picture

kushercain:
How about the truth that you are a full time unintelligent troll who is sexually frustrated but still full of pretense you refuse to come out of your shell and simply ask for what you seek. I'm very sure there are guys who would oblige and screw the loose nuts in your brain back into place without any charge even if your hygiene is as low as your intellectual capacity and your pussy no doubt smells like rotten stock fish.

Or is it the truth that you have managed to slacken your pussy with not 1, not 2 but your whole entire fist which is why you keep opening foolish threads like this one to find some kind of answer to the rhetoric foolishness that is your life?



Exactly so don't bother quoting me I'm busy

jesu!

jorion:
Safer to hear, I married a ladies man than to hear "we used to date your wife".

this one just burst my head

Op 2014:

black, slim, shy and fairly handsome


op 2018:

black with beard, still slim, definitely not shy and more handsome


op babe 2015:

dark with less curve but pretty non-the-less


op babe 2018:

naturally more curvy, obviously more or less pretty, and MIRACOUSLY FAIR all thanks to the good lawd

op, you fit give me her number abeg....................i go like cum in since her door always dey open

abi she still be virgin?

Heloct:
Alright. No p

ok, it's a date tomorrow evening then

have a spendid night rest and enjoy your *you know* relaxing

Mynd44:
Why can't I be 52?

mr man you wouldnt happen to be the young lad on your profile................or are you?

Abeg who remembers that verse of the bible that talks about 7 women fighting for one man



that prophecy don dey come true small small..............


Now it's 2 shameless women, remaining 5 for am to complete fulfilment



meanwhile op you sure say na the man dem be dey fight for cos the guy face get as e be o.................................the iphone7 even fine pass e face

Heloct:
Lol. It's late already hun. And I'm just recovering. I'm on nairaland to just *you know* relax not to make your evening..

okay


how about my tomorrow evening when you've prolly recovered............

nanauju:
Mtcheww..

c'mon dont hate on a sister

i promise you'll find love again and get laid too................okay?

nanauju:
Mtcheww..

c'mon dont hate on a sister

i promise you'll find love again and get laid too................okay?

Heloct:
I was only joking about you making my evening hun

perhaps you were........................doesnt stop you from making my evening though


remember the bible says do good to all men..........................and right now i need your "good"

Heloct:
You didn't do me any favor honestly. It was just sarcasm.

And I believe the statement you made earlier should have made your evening.

why would you believe it should?



So you're saying you telling me i aiint handsome or i havent got a big dick would probably make your evening?

Heloct:

Thank you for making my evening.

you're welcome

how about you repay the favour cos my evening is not yet made

Heloct:
How will you know a sexy person when you've not seen them before?

trust me, we (i mean men) can easily tell




for example, i dont know you neither have i seen you before, but i can tell you aint sexy

Mariinee:

let the thread die in peace