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Romance › Re: So Let's Make It Easier To Hook Up. Show Us Your Pictures by samysmoothfresh: 9:08pm On Aug 04, 2018

sochey:
How

holy crap!!...................... shocked

didnt know someone had/used so.chey for a sobriquet

anyways, you should know how...............................you're so.chey afterall

Romance › Re: So Let's Make It Easier To Hook Up. Show Us Your Pictures by samysmoothfresh: 8:46pm On Aug 04, 2018

this ish is so sochey!

Romance › Re: Popular Blogger & Media Personality Proposed To His Longtime Girlfriend (photos) by samysmoothfresh: 8:15pm On Aug 04, 2018

lalasticlala:
The popular blogger no get name?

Romance › Re: Hottest Guys In Bowen University by samysmoothfresh: 7:59pm On Aug 04, 2018

Saff:
The guys are not bad I actually clicked the link

But I don’t do small boys.

Now you got me curious

if i click the link and dont see some really hot n@ked guys, i'll come for your thighs and kiss them undecided

Romance › Re: Looking For Wife Material On Nairaland? by samysmoothfresh: 3:22pm On Aug 04, 2018

DonPiiko:
I am in love with a nairalander I am not sure she can cook, I have never seen her post photos of food. She is so beautiful.

what's her moniker?

Romance › Re: Girlfriend Tears Boyfriend's Law Certificate, Breaks His TV After Argument by samysmoothfresh: 12:37pm On Aug 04, 2018

the topic should have been;
"angry demon tears............"

anyways i dont believe this story though (even if its very possible) cos its from twitter afterall

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 12:00pm On Aug 04, 2018

Realberg:
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] Yo Bro! I Thought i would tell ya. She aint interested in you, don't ya see that a lady's choking. What other term would you wanna hear the word 'back off? Unclear terms?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 10:07am On Aug 04, 2018

Mizk:
Nothing, i never asked you to do anything.

c'mon dont be shy

tell me what it is i've been doing and maybe just maybe i'll stop grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 11:00pm On Aug 03, 2018

Mizk:
Nothing, i never asked you to do anything.

so what is it i keep and wont stop doing even after You've "spoken in clear terms"? grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 10:33pm On Aug 03, 2018

Mizk:
So you can't confirm it here? Lemme put this straight to you, i appreciate everything but whatever this is, it ain't going past nairaland, you're persistent and its very annoying, like i always speak in clear terms but you never seem to get it.

so what do you want me to do exactly?

Family › Re: Would You Let Your Wife Wear This Out? by samysmoothfresh: 9:11pm On Aug 03, 2018

Saff:
Unfortunately when you’re extremely curvy you can’t get away with wearing certain things without looking ‘sexual’. She’s wearing this to go out, he’s not going to be there. He’s paranoid and I don’t blame. With that kind of body, all things can go wrong.

so can you wear that out or you aint got "that kind of body"? angry

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Romance › Re: How Would You Handle This? by samysmoothfresh: 8:57pm On Aug 03, 2018

Colourich:
He will feel used and dumped. I do tell men that women can use and dump them, they feel its a lie, been there, done that.

oshey dumper the greatest user of men to ever live!!

you be using men since 14 BC

[l]

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Romance › Re: How Would You Handle This? by samysmoothfresh: 8:52pm On Aug 03, 2018

some guys do this to ladies all the time and i wanna believe how/what these ladies feel is the exact same way a guy will if the table were turned..........................

but the table rarely turns though

you'd have to be an extremely good fùck for that to happen

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 8:47pm On Aug 03, 2018

Mizk:
See? This is what i don't get, what would you want to call me for?

i just wanna confirm something grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 4:56pm On Aug 03, 2018

Mizk:
I made it clear earlier, its my browsing sim

ok

as far as it's a number and one that can be dialed, its fine grin

[r]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 1:03pm On Aug 03, 2018

Mizk:
Should i?

you can...........

yours and not your brother or supposed boyfriend's own though grin

Romance › Re: Thread For Singles That Are Ready For Marriage. by samysmoothfresh: 12:23pm On Aug 03, 2018

hi, i'm 15 blessed with the body of a fit 26yrs old and groin of a fetile 25yrs old man

i need a beautiful, wealthy, jovial and God fearing sugar mummy thats willing to part with huge amounts of money in exchange for endless immense and intense pleasure

i also give great (the best) head.

i live in imo state but most times travel to lagos, rivers, nassarawa, ibadan, edo and abuja for business depending on where my services is most needed

i used to do free lance sugar boying for different women but now, i need my personal sugarmummy as i am tired of the constant travelling to different places just to please my clients6

send me a pm if interested

thanks [bu]

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 11:32am On Aug 03, 2018

Mizk:
Ya some networks have cheaper data, i use my brother's extra sim

oh i see

so, you mailing or nah?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 9:45am On Aug 03, 2018

Mizk:
I can't drop my number on nl, maybe my browsing sim

mail it to me then grin

you have a browsing sim different from your whatsapp line shocked

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 7:25pm On Aug 02, 2018

Mizk:
You can mail it

yes i can but then i'm gonna be buying from my account---bank account and i'd need your number to complete the process.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 3:11pm On Aug 02, 2018

Mizk:
What do you want it for

i wanna recharge it.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 9:14am On Aug 02, 2018

Mizk:
About what?

Your number....................duh!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 10:48pm On Aug 01, 2018

Mizk:
So this is the smart way you imagined you'll use to get my number.

I can subscribe myself and you can subscribe me without getting my number

Secondly you can't transfer a movie via whatsapp

i knew very well it wasnt a smart move but hey, theres no harm in trying, is there?

anyways what do you suggest i do then?......................................how do i go about it?

Romance › Re: Zicoraads And Pocohontas Are One And Same Person by samysmoothfresh: 7:28pm On Aug 01, 2018

Lalas247:
awww congrats ! finally
so what happens next is it Nysc ?

yes I'm good, my sis just had a baby so.I'm over the moon .. Aunty of life

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 7:02pm On Aug 01, 2018

Mizk:
Ok whatever

I searched for it but couldn't find it

i see

well you could give me your whatsapp number, while i send it to you

i could also do a sub for you so can download it from whatsapp and not think "oh am wasting my precious mb"

what ya say?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 1:29pm On Aug 01, 2018

Mizk:
Nope I'm not spiritual and i hate people who blow thier own horns

wao..........hate is a strong word you know

and it's not "horn blowing" or anything,.................................its simply the truth and accepting the truth depicts self confidence (that, which i have in abundance cool

)

have you watched the movie i recommended the other day?

"A walk to remember"

(co) .

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 11:28am On Aug 01, 2018

Mizk:
So you come from a family of shady people i don't joke with spiritualists.

Ya slept well

ahan!.............. .you make it sound like its something diabolica when you say it like that sad

I'm not a spiritualist, i'm just a spiritual man....................................i dont know, but i think theres a difference btw both words grin

you aint spiritual yourself?

***************

thought as much.............................like who wouldnt sleep well when they dream of super cute samy cool

Romance › Re: Happy New Month To All Nairalanders by samysmoothfresh: 9:07am On Aug 01, 2018

Fùck You!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 8:29am On Aug 01, 2018

Mizk:
Death threats in your dream and you took it serious lol

Same sh!t

.

who wouldn't huh

i'm a highly spiritual man and as such, i dont take the spiritual realm lightly..............

as a matter of fact, my lineage was that of chief priests until my dad broke the jinx and made them hand it over to my uncle............................................if not, i'd have ended up being the chief priest in my village and eventually marry 5 wives as the custom demands lipsrsealed

**************"***

you know, for a split second there, i felt useless after reading that last part embarassed

but dont worry....................the feeling's gone tongue

slept well?

Romance › Re: I Want To Marry From Nairaland. by samysmoothfresh: 12:02am On Aug 01, 2018

chiommy123:
you are not serious. why are you repeating my statement

i'm serious...............................or you dont want me to? sad

Romance › Re: I Want To Marry From Nairaland. by samysmoothfresh: 11:56pm On Jul 31, 2018

chiommy123:
cos I don't need it

o--k..............cool

so can i slide into you dm or should i say pm...............................you know "that's why social media was created in the first place" right?

Romance › Re: I Want To Marry From Nairaland. by samysmoothfresh: 11:51pm On Jul 31, 2018

chiommy123:
I reject it

why?

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