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mehn those ass(es) [except for the 2nd pic] are damn hot and chew-able............................holy fùck!!!



not that i'm complaining or anything, but why don't these ladies bring up trends like
#ladieswithgoodcareer


#ladieswithhugepaycheck


or even #ladieswithinnovation



anyways like i said, i am not complaining (especially not with the sex¥ things i'm seeing)


if it's only ass, boobs and pussy y'all ghat to offer then by all means continue posting these hot pictures while perverts like us keep admiring them and showering you praises that will later lead you to hell

having unfortunately read through this thread from pages 0-6 (something i regret wasting my time doing), the only conclusion i arrived at judging from the comments of both the male(s) and female(s) is that this thread (and perharps nairaland in general) is filled with dumb bitch ass motherfùckers who are of the illusion that there is an ongoing battle between the male and female gender and whose lives revolve around relationship and the opposite sex


from miseducations to pocohantas, to saff to kongolo, mimil.......etc



MY ADVICE: y'all should wake up from your dreams as there is no such battle (except for the one you guys are creating here) and go get a life!!!

IamAirforce1:
You talk like Generalqueen

bruv you suppose know say na biacan be that na

everybody knows

if you know you know

MhisTahrah:
I'd like to see your baby when he/she comes.

how about we leave his baby and make our own


what ya say?

mhisbliss:
Now why would a normal person care about what some random anonymous moniker has to say? Arguing this with you is going to prolong what i wish should end forever, believe what you want because I'm not replying this mention again

last seen: 12:34pm


my appeal worked afterall



anyways i've got good, no great news for you that'll def make you smile

MhisTahrah:
Kind of.You?

writing a project but i'm done now

i think i'll turn in now

thanks for keeping me company and hope you sleep before 3 at least

sweet dreams

MhisTahrah:
Go to yaba left please.

it's 1am

having insomnia or something?

MhisTahrah:
No promises.In fact lemme come and be going.

i'll kill myself if you do

MhisTahrah:
Super cute, where's your picture for confirmation?

first promise you'll fall in love with me now, give me your number, we'll get to chat, date and eventually get married

AdaAde:
OMG! Eleyi deep gan

now i know why you chose "ada.ade" for a moniker.


you look like an igbo lady but have the hooters of a yoruba lady

sublime!!

MhisTahrah:
Get jealous and kill me or kidnap me?*removes slippers and picks race*
I don't watch telemundo
I want a virgin lover
You cook? Cool.
Engineering student?Me likey
Relatives abroad ( irrelevant info)
You're cute, do you have beards?

You're not kind, I don't deal with heartless people.

i can be virgin again just for you babe cos i love you so much


i have family abroad which means i'd take you overseas on vacations all the time ..........,...................how is that na "irrelevant info"


yea i'm cute, (super cute actually) and yes again, i do have hair on my chin


it's not a "beard" though but it's getting there.......................for now, it's just a "bea....."


i'll learn to be kind


just love me pls....................

PrinceCharmings:
*smiles *smh walk out of thread (head still shaking)

how about you go "shake your head" off my mention

Ishilove:
I'm female, hence the analogy.

¥


yes, a female, feminist, woman blah blah blah, they're all the same thing


you're a female, means you can't make an analogy with the male gender or attribute



kindly edit your earlier post and put the phrase "like men change boxers"

XhosaNostra:
Lol, ask how I'm doing every now & then. I may start tomorrow

noted


i just hope you get too excited with the result you'd get in 2 months and post before and after pictures that'd make fp



that'll be interesting dont you think?


[!d]

MhisTahrah:
No.. I don't love you but we can be friends.

don't you think it's dangerous being friends with a guy (me) who loves you so deeply?


i might get jealous and kill you one day just like op killed his ex when i see you with other guys or see you chatting with them


or i might get consumed by my love for you and kidnap you so i can have you all to myself


why can't you love me back?


i have a good sense of humor
i'm cute
i watch telemundo and we can watch it together
i cook
i'm sexually active
i have 2 uncles and my elder bro living abroad
i'm a final year engr student


what more do you want..............why cant you love me?

Ishilove:
Tales by moonlight.

Let's say for the fun of it this story really happened, the protagonist is a weak ass pussy with self esteem issues. You keep jumping from woman to woman, seeking validation of your self worth from others who are inherently flawed. You do not take time out to study your potential partners before diving, like an overfed sea lion into the murky, uncertain waters of romance.

Has the op, in his short life spent up to one year alone on self discovery? Instead you move from relationship to relationship like a woman changing sanitary pads.

why do y'all always compare something/someone that constantly changes\changes something to "a woman changing sanitary pad"


what happened to comparing it to "men changing boxers"


or you think we don't change boxers as often as y'all change sanitary pads


i blame feminism for all these bullshît!!

MhisTahrah:
Lol, I love your sense of humor.

thanks


does that mean you're falling in love with me now?

XhosaNostra:
Fat I am then. Look, I'm not ashamed of it. I own it. That's me being realistic with myself because I've been feeling like sausage meat in my own clothes lately Perhaps putting it in words will set a fire that'll make me wanna make a few changes...when I feel like it

lol

should i spur you on to "put it in words and set a fire that'd make you wanna make a few changes" or you good being "plump"

MhisTahrah:
What were you expecting?

some "kind words" like;


"i'm falling in love with you too" or "send me a pm lets start from there" or even "i dont love you but we can be friends..........here's my number, call me"

IamPlato:
...

I Really Want To Disagree But I Have To Agree... No One Can Be In Love With Full Senses... Love Is Like Rainy Clouds blocking Sun rays...


These Days Fallen In Love Is Risky but We Just Have To Push Through That Awkward Moment...



I'm Presently In Love but I Try To Deny It, i Dont Want It To Be True. The More I Try To Hide It And Hate It, it Fights Stronger, making Me Feel Like A Victim Of Bad Luck




Love Is One Great Gift To Mankind but We Have Abused Love; Lust disguises As Love Now...



I Know Your Mind Is Made Up but Believe Me, you can Find Love Again

na wah for all these telemundo and telenovela fans o


oga how do you know "you are presently in love?"

MhisTahrah:
That's strange...Thanks

really?

thanks....................just thanks?

XhosaNostra:
I know you just read my other post. Nice try, phony psychic

In reality, I actually wouldn't be considered a fatso. I just put on weight & it's only people who know me very well that can tell that my mouth have been very busy. Strangers, nope. Because I still fall under the average weight range or plump at most. So there!

it's either you smart or i prolly should have waited a day or a few hours before doing this



i think i still got the react4on i wanted though,.........................


"plump" is the new "fat" btw!!!

MhisTahrah:
What's wrong?

nothing


i've fallen inlove with you!!

XhosaNostra:
"Humbling yourself" is not demonstrated only through kneeling. Words can also be used to convey the same message. Ever heard the saying, appearances can be deceiving?

If he can't sense the sincerity in my words, then we're probably not a good match, because I will not get all theatrical to express myself. To apologize on its own IS humbling. Groveling is unnecessary. I'll leave that to the toady person that'll end up marrying you

I don't know you neither have i ever seen you but i have a feeling (an almost certain one) that you're a fat lady who either was once slim or have been fat since forever ((no offfenscsee))

MhisTahrah:
You too.

MhisTahrah:
It's a gradual process.

oh ok

good luck then

MhisTahrah:
I don't know if the story is fake but I do know that kind words go a long way in healing a broken person.

If that is true, then op should be completely healed and rearranged by now cos i've been seeing numerous books filled with "kind words" towards the op

Henitan24:




one lazy Nigerian youth spotted

because i didnt read all the bùllshit or becos i didnt write a novel like the others?



see as i just dey look you so

sisisioge:


Rudie! I haven't read more than the topic. But I believe he actually killed someone... He snuffed life out of another! Shudders!

good thing you didnt write a long epistle


yes, op did kill someone........................he poisoned her actually


how that is shuddering is what i'm yet to understand


[gt]

MhisTahrah:
This is extremely insensitive.

what will my being "sensitive" help to do?

scratch that, what did your being "sensitive" do for the op?

did it take him back to the begining so he doesnt make same mistakes?

did it make his alleged hatred for african ladies reduce?

did it give him an orgasn?

did it make him any less bitter?


how sure are you this whole "story" isnt fake?

how is my comment "extremely insens4tive" btw?

i opened the thread to read an interesting short story only to end up reading a full novel



as if that is not enough, 90% of the comments from page 0-6 have been longer season movies




all of you are mad including the op!

.i was gonna tell you to "do away with your insecurites and learn to trust your bae cos a relationship without trust is hot rice without salt" until i saw that phrase "she's always in need"


bro are you mad?


do you want to die?


dont you understand what that phraze mean?


do you need sango to tell you before you know you have to run for your life?


which kain rubbish love you dey talk about sef?


na so dem dey carry dey love person wey always dey in need?


she be sickler abi diabled person wey she go always dey in need?