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MRSoftapples:
THE protection of GOD..

OSHEY!!

CAPSLOCKED:
..... WILL NEVER END.....,..

.............until the female gender goes extinct.

holy fûck!!


why and how the fùck is the niggur black?


i thought only the whites do crazy things like this

babe, it's what you called it,............... a RUMOUR!!



can you turn a fat lady 480 degrees or twist and place her legs 175 degrees north east and approximately 90.5 degrees apart or even place her on the wardrope with her ass pointing towards the air conditioner


please stop believing rumours


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TBH bra, it all depends on how fùcked up your brain is i.e. how in love you think you are with the girl


if your brain is so fûcked up, you'd see it as nothing


meanwhile, scientists have discovered that the tingly feeling you get when you first see someone you like, crush on or love is your common sense leaving you!!!


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aunty which men are you talking about cos i know my penis cant and doesnt rise when i see two women kissing


MODIFIED: séun which kain wahala be this na


i typed penïs not joystick....................................please i am not talking about computer input devices HERE




penîs is pénis; male organ
while joystick is a computer input device


stop interchanging words for me abeg


gm

I no know where una for dey see all these words o


una go see person wey fat, una go dey call am BBW, plus size, chubby etc


fat is fat abeg


congrats to them


meanwhile make i siddon here dey watch how the fat bros go take stand up back

bushy whaaaaaaaat?

aunty to be honest, no party (male or female) deserves "more credit"



the only thing that deserves the credit is your PUSSY


dat my friend, is the real MVP........,..............
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it suffers, enjoys, swallows anything, widens, contracts etc without complaining


respect and much credit plus accolade to all pussies round the world especially the ones whose owners are dumb oloshos and loose girlfriends

i rep uniben da unibest


unfortunately i aint part of uniben football team,


i still play for petroleum engineering football team (SPE fc) though............

a natural rightback that can also play as a winger


Greatest uniben!!


greatest uniben royals!!


greatest spe fc!!


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ojun50:
money phone condom

because you be male olosho abi wetin?

Colourich:
My phone

My ATM (I believe in cashless policy)

A pen

A handkerchief.

All the aforementioned are found inside my handbag each time I step out.

no make up kit

i'd have said my id card, atm card, a pack of condom and some money but these things are always in my wallet so the 3 things i can rarely leave behind when going somewhere are;


1) my wallet


2) glasses


3) wrist watch


what's yours?

mimimile93:
MissRaine69 I Have been seeing your posts and I doubt if you are a Nigerian. Becos it's rare to see a Nigerian lady with a brain.


There are only 3 ladies on this forum that have brains and you are one of them.


The rest of the ladies here are dumb and useless..

who are the other two ladies with brain?

jrusky:
Really

don't know fam

actually no one does except both parties themselves

Saff:
Singing praise and worship

you foxy seductress!!

this is true love!!

looking beyond skin color and age!!

samtol4:
Some will foolishly use condom and yet open mouth to suck a woman vagina .

true that fam


a friend once said he gave a lady head but still used latex for the main course


dude picked up some creepy mouth infection i had never heard of before.-......,.....yuck!


#spits

awwfar:
Pocohontas type...

this one just weak me

the funny thing is after this rubbish long talk and arguement, woman (including the so called strong willed feminists) wey wan submit to man and man (including the self aclaimed alpha males) wey wan submit to woman go still submit


honestly, if one was to judge or draw a conclusion from what one sees on social media alone, one would believe theres a fierce on going battle between men and women and every one is expected to fight for\with their gender


social media be making petty things look enormous



this generation is just too concerened with arguing stupid things


so if we eventually accept that one gender is more superior, what will happen?
what will all of us gain?



#spits on all of you



#spits again

Divay22:
My mama's love
Nah
I thought my mum didn't love me anymore, she would yell at me at any given chance, she was now saying NO without feeling guilt and my tears weren't having effect on her as before so it was better i run away from home..
I had to sit down and decide what i wanted for my life and running away wasn't just it..
Had to stop picking Nigga's call and finally had the courage to say No to him..

wow-............................this is deep


how old was the guy anyway?

what better way to start a sunny saturday morning than logging in to nl, opening a birthday-thread-turned-war-zone, reading hilarious comments and laffing while masturbating with grease

mizk is this true?

IamPlato:
...
Blood Of God!

vaseline is hard to come by these days

Divay22:
When i wanted to elope with a guy

ah!!


were you high on cow dung or should we blame 'em mara and clara, her mother's daughter and the likes?

this is what happens when one gets struck with the lightening of BOREDOM!!



smh

this is what happen when one gets struck with the lightening of BOREDOM!!


smh

i only came here to read lies as i masturbate with my engine oil

So archetypal of nl dumb asses to turn a birthday thread to some diss/hate platform


#spits

honestly this whole write up doesn't make sense and i refuse to waste my time trying to make sense of it