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Romance › Re: Is It Proper For A 13year Old Girl To Fall In Love. by samysmoothfresh: 8:07am On Jul 02, 2018

Sapphire86:
They should reset her with some slaps, counsel her and then pray concerning her cuz it’s obvious water don pass garri. But who is guy that wants to reset her life sef? If he is an adult, he is an unfortunate human being.

Why the thing dey vex you like this na cheesy

abi did you "fall in love" when you were 9 and got slapped, counselled and prayed for undecided

@op what does a 13 year old know about love?

i no blame her sha, i blame her parents and dem rebecca, maria and clara, her mother's daughter etc

Romance › Re: What Is The Creepiest Thing Someone Did To Get In Your Pants? by samysmoothfresh: 8:03pm On Jul 01, 2018

those two @xhosa and trevor have said "it was nice chatting with you..........bye and be safe" up to 4 times but them still dey ~~derail~~ talk rince undecided

make i dey look them first

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Romance › Re: I Just Watched Porn And Self Serviced by samysmoothfresh: 2:01pm On Jul 01, 2018

video of you "coming back from church, offing your clothes and touching your body" or.............................

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Romance › Re: What Or Who Inspired Your Moniker?? by samysmoothfresh: 1:41pm On Jul 01, 2018

Mizk:
I just love frustrating people with monosyllabic replies, K, YA, LOL, NOPE, XOXO you know how it is

why you tormenting me? huh

Romance › Re: Bible Verses That Shows God ,Ancient Prophets & The Bible Itself Are Sexist by samysmoothfresh: 1:36pm On Jul 01, 2018

Mizk:
This dude doesn't know he's shaking tables

why you tormenting me? undecided

Health › Re: Baby In Pains As Her Head Continues To Swell Due To Medical Condition. Photos by samysmoothfresh: 12:56pm On Jul 01, 2018

Mizk:
Ya true but she shouldn't have smiled for the camera

why are you tormenting me? angry

Romance › Re: 5 Warning Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You by samysmoothfresh: 11:44am On Jul 01, 2018

udominit

so you saying mizk is cheating on me with another niggie,................correct?

Romance › Re: Get That Girl Tied To You Sexually(boys Only). by samysmoothfresh: 8:53pm On Jun 28, 2018

Mizk:
Only in Africa can you find such backwardness, samysmoothfresh don't mention me on such threads again, ever

this aint backwardness................................it's More like an advancement in technology-herbal technology that is grin

Romance › Re: Get That Girl Tied To You Sexually(boys Only). by samysmoothfresh: 8:37pm On Jun 28, 2018

when juju man turn herbalist, every charm automatically turn to herbs

how much be the ~~charm~~ herb lemme use it on mizk angry

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Phones › Re: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by samysmoothfresh: 6:53pm On Jun 28, 2018

Mizk:
Wao, this is extreme don't you think? Good thing i did, i felt you'd act immature if i let it go past mails, so i tested you, good thing i did because you really showed me how immature you can be.

Science/Technology › Re: 20 Bizarre Animals You Probably Never Heard Of by samysmoothfresh: 12:05am On Jun 28, 2018

mizk!!

just saw your mention and homestly i laughed out loud after reading through

anyways lemme clarify some ish

1) extreme?......,..........,.........errr perhaps it was (tbh i think it was)....-................i've been told i sometimes take jokes too far and don't know when to kill it,....................i guess i should say ****y

2) immature?.....................i dont see how asking you fulfil your end of the bargain and mentioning you a few times ( ok alot actually embarassed

) on a few sections (just 7 diff sections) makes me immature though......................not like i insulted you or anything

3) believe it or not, i didnt and still dont take this whole ish seriously.......,...............i thought you didn't too but i mirjudged you and prolly should have known better.

4) you just have to wait 4 more days before i stop disturbing you cos i'd be too busy with my final year project to log in to nl by then

and
5) i wouldnt mind a second chance/test though grin

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Given A Girl Mouth Action by samysmoothfresh: 8:55pm On Jun 27, 2018

ShinskeNakamura:
A disease free one has an iron taste. Any other taste apart from that is disease. Beware of mouth herpes.

Nigerian females are one of the dirtiest Mammals to grace mother earth.

jesu!!!

jesuuuuuuu!!!

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Romance › Re: "I Owe No Man A Tight P*ssy, If You Can't Swim Get Drown" - Lady Declares. by samysmoothfresh: 8:40pm On Jun 27, 2018

this world is really getting outta balance

the pretty ones used to be the bold no-fùck-givers but nowadays, the ugly ones are turning out to be more bold

The end is near

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Phones › Re: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by samysmoothfresh: 7:25pm On Jun 27, 2018

ernxto:
Do tell please

sorry bruv.

i paid to get it and i think it's only fair i sell it grin

you a truetalk subscriber?

Phones › Re: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by samysmoothfresh: 7:22pm On Jun 27, 2018

Mizk:
I never decieved you but whateve

you used me and then got my main acct banned angry

you unremorseful daughter of jezebel!!! undecided

Phones › Re: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by samysmoothfresh: 5:17pm On Jun 27, 2018

Mizk:
Mind elucidating?

fuccking deceiver!! angry

if you on mtn pulse, text NIGHT to 131 at night (from 12am) and get 500mb to do what ever you want to from (12am-4am)

while if you're an mtn truetalk subscriber, theres a cheat code we use to get 750mb from 12am-6am but i ain't telling cos you a fvcking ________!!!

[ey]

Romance › Re: I Just Lost Respect For Some Women Yesterday by samysmoothfresh: 11:13pm On Jun 26, 2018

ndy87:
I went for lunch with someone today, I took bottled water and I saw a friend on my way, she joined us and I paid for her food. Don't go and show a guy that you have hungry friends and be insulted. Mr man tell your babe to caution her friends before she lands u in trouble.

aunty which kain lie be this na

you went for "lunch" and took only bottled water?¥

na bottle water you chop for lunch?

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by samysmoothfresh: 10:45pm On Jun 26, 2018

weird random thought:

"plane carrying nigeria players crash and only ighalo and idowu die"

ighalo is not a footballer, he should just settle for cricket,..............................missed the best chance in that game

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by samysmoothfresh: 10:29pm On Jun 26, 2018

ighalo, is a goat!!

ighalo is a fool!!

musa made a fool of macherano 4 times!!

ighalo and his big yansh deserve to be raped!!

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by samysmoothfresh: 10:13pm On Jun 26, 2018

ighalo is a big goat....................he missed our best chance of killing that match

i know a certain ahmed musa would have buried that chance

musa would have calmed the ball down, dummied rojo and the keeper before slotting into an empty net

imagine the idiot ighalo was even fighting for a penalty just to save his blushes

i hate ighalo and that idowu niggie

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by samysmoothfresh: 9:48pm On Jun 26, 2018

when i said ighalo was a goat (not G.O.A.T o-.............i mean goat the animal) after the match against iceland, nobody believed me

now i'm saying it again, "ighalo is a goat!!"

how he missed that ball that struck rojo's hand is still a mystery

overall though, naija tried

heres my run down/ratings of the players

uzoho- he is young (according to them sha cos i know say that guy na 27yrs old man) so i understand small..................4.5/10

idowu- this one no be footballer...............how he benched ebuehi still dey surprise me
ratings, 2\10

balogux the balogun- my guy
ratings 8.5/10

ekong- e try small
ratings 5.5/10

omeruo- i no knw why chelsea no dey start this guy..........6/10

mikel- a true leader 8/10

etebo- e too like dribble 6\10

moses- the foot-faller 5/10

ahmed- my guy the naija GOAT 8.5/10

ndidi- small oil dey this one head 6.5/10

iheanacho- try for last match but fool e self today 5.5/10

ebuehi- from last match, 5.5-6.0/10

genot rohr- 6/10

watch o f n 2022

Romance › Re: I Need Someone Who Can Explain This For Me by samysmoothfresh: 12:10pm On Jun 26, 2018

labake1:
Imagine! Following my advice won't add a dime to my account. He can follow yours

hahahaha

epic reply! cheesy

fuçk you, your advice and the op! undecided

Romance › Re: Struggles Of Dating A Short Man - Meme Collection by samysmoothfresh: 12:00pm On Jun 26, 2018

vizkiz:

that was a compliment na

you slaying even as a short man

Romance › Re: Struggles Of Dating A Short Man - Meme Collection by samysmoothfresh: 11:58am On Jun 26, 2018

vizkiz:

Romance › Re: I Need Someone Who Can Explain This For Me by samysmoothfresh: 11:03am On Jun 26, 2018

labake1:
So many relationships will be in trouble if one follows the advice pple give on nairaland.
When you are dating an introvert. You have to understand that attitude and try to make it work. She might have known those guys more than you. With time, she will be free with you. Talk more of things she like and do. Don't follow the advice of those saying you should leave her.

he should not follow the advice people give him on nairaland but he should follow your own

like say no be for the same nairaland you give am advice undecided

orishirishi!

Romance › Re: Please I Need Candid Advice by samysmoothfresh: 10:50am On Jun 26, 2018

i don't understand the whole ish you wrote up there especially the last paragraph and last question you asked

anyways i was able to pick the two most important phrases in your rather confusing story

1) "...........she said he is just a friend........."

2) "..........her sister said i should leave her because she knows her (ur supposed girlfriend) well ........"

i will not tell you what to do but i'll admonish you to read those two phrases (which "you" typed yourself) again and decide what to do!!

.i know what i would have done a long time ago if i was in your shoes though

Romance › Re: Struggles Of Dating A Short Man - Meme Collection by samysmoothfresh: 10:25am On Jun 26, 2018

Agadsman:
Hmmm... The pain is on the short guy and not the lady, it is really a bad thing to be short. Speaking from experience. Height just like blood group should be one of the things to consider before dating. Shortness in a man is the most deadly esteem killer!

bruv it prolly is an "esteem killer" but it certainly aint as deadly as you make it seem

it all depends on your mentality.............................allowing it kill your self esteem depends on you

while yhu letting it bring you down, others are bringing it down!................................just ask kelvin hart or even the local one we have here vizkiz

i'm 6ft btw....................just in case you thinking i'm short grin

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Romance › Re: Struggles Of Having Tiny Boobs - Meme Collection by samysmoothfresh: 9:46am On Jun 26, 2018

Heloct:
Contentment is so perfect.

lady with tiny boobz spotted

Romance › Re: Naija Single Girls Now Forming Associations by samysmoothfresh: 8:01am On Jun 26, 2018

Rosay15:
... [s]Bt what is ur problem with dat?, Cus d last time I checked I wasn't talking to u.. Pls try to mind ur business.. No offence.. Tnks..[/s]

shurrup there!! undecided

Romance › Re: Advice Please by samysmoothfresh: 9:57pm On Jun 25, 2018

how can someone be "respectful" yet "abusive and hot tempered"?

Romance › Re: Naija Single Girls Now Forming Associations by samysmoothfresh: 8:34pm On Jun 25, 2018

Rosay15:
.. Me go run for u, dat's impossible.. Is just dat I don't want to partake in ur madness cus I can see u are seriously sick upstairs and I don't knw maybe dey are aware at home.. I just don't stress ur chicken brain cus u might need it in another thread so let me save d drama for u.. Smh..

i thought you said you were gonna "give it to you (ubunja) in full"

is this how you intend doing that? undecided

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