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Romance › Re: Between Car And Wife Which Do You Get First? by samysmoothfresh: 8:39pm On Jul 20, 2018

the question should be;
"between a car and a girlfriend which will you choose?"

and this is equivalent to asking;
"between 1,000,000 or more naira and a broke bitch who will prolly not add anything to your life, which will you choose?"

op now i'm asking;
"which will you advice your family members to cho ose?"

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Romance › Re: What Will You Call This Kind Of Girl? by samysmoothfresh: 8:12pm On Jul 20, 2018

a dumb poverty-stricken gold digging hoe!!

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Romance › Re: Egg Saga: Why She Really Got Slapped by samysmoothfresh: 8:06pm On Jul 20, 2018

Shugavee:
explain how it is waste? Abi did she ~~buy~~ it to throw it away

she did not buy the egg!!

did you even read the story or you just skip to the point where he slapped her? undecided

[us]

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Romance › Re: 'Men Hate Lesbians But Their joystick Rise When He Sees Them Kissing'- Lady Says by samysmoothfresh: 7:13am On Jul 20, 2018

splif:
girl on girl any day blud..birds are curvy with tender features..mandem look like cubes with rock hard edges..wise up wasteman..

Romance › Re: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by samysmoothfresh: 10:42pm On Jul 19, 2018

Biglittlelois:
....is it wrong to prefer being sucked than fvcked?

wait..................you prefer head to pénis?

Romance › Re: The Way Igbo Men Work Hard by samysmoothfresh: 10:15pm On Jul 19, 2018

Onila!!!

where is you? undecided

Romance › Re: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by samysmoothfresh: 9:55pm On Jul 19, 2018

pocohantas:
Refurbished virgin
I'm not a lesbian, never been, never will.
Thank you.

You're entitled to your thoughts.
Both

You remain entitled to your thoughts.
Yes.

have you ever been involved in a scandal or you a yoruba lady (i think you from one of dem igbo/SE states though)

Romance › Re: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by samysmoothfresh: 9:51pm On Jul 19, 2018

pocohantas:
Refurbished virgin
I'm not a lesbian, never been, never will.
Thank you.

You're entitled to your thoughts.
Both

You remain entitled to your thoughts.
Yes.

Are you in your early 30s or you like only submissive men (even though you agreed and just confirmed you're a misandrist)?

Romance › Re: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by samysmoothfresh: 9:46pm On Jul 19, 2018

pocohantas:
Refurbished virgin I'm not a lesbian, never been, never will. Thank you.

You're entitled to your thoughts. Both

You remain entitled to your thoughts. Yes.

have you ever had an orgâsm or done something crazy (if yes, what?)

Romance › Re: 'Men Hate Lesbians But Their joystick Rise When He Sees Them Kissing'- Lady Says by samysmoothfresh: 9:27pm On Jul 19, 2018

Offpoint:
The best of porn is that of two girls doing shîts... two *&/@ is better than one. I love it when they strap that artificial *#&: round their waist and do the *":s%^

Romance › Re: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by samysmoothfresh: 9:21pm On Jul 19, 2018

pocohantas:
Refurbished virgin I'm not a lesbian, never been, never will. Thank you.

You're entitled to your thoughts. Both

You remain entitled to your thoughts. Yes.

yes i know,........... i do..........................

yes to both or the first?

Romance › Re: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by samysmoothfresh: 8:35pm On Jul 19, 2018

pocohantas:
Refurbished virgin
I'm not a lesbian, never been, never will.
Thank you.

You're entitled to your thoughts.
Both

yea i am

i see..........................knew you hate men anyways..............

oh well

have you ever been in love or have you ever been somewhere across the 9ja borders?

Romance › Re: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by samysmoothfresh: 8:23pm On Jul 19, 2018

pocohantas:
Refurbished virgin
I'm not a lesbian, never been, never will.
Thank you.

used to think you a lesbian virgin undecided

and you're welcome

Are you a misandrist or a football fan?

Romance › Re: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by samysmoothfresh: 8:12pm On Jul 19, 2018

pocohantas:
I can see you are in a good mood.
Keep it up.

are you a virgin or a lesbian?

Romance › Re: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by samysmoothfresh: 8:12pm On Jul 19, 2018

pocohantas:
I can see you are in a good mood. Keep it up.

are you a virgin or a lesbian?

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Romance › Re: Women Are Just Too Greedy by samysmoothfresh: 8:06pm On Jul 19, 2018

Saff:
Did any body put a gun to your head to give her all that money? Now you’re complaining to who? Oga please go and sit down. All these misfortunate guys sef

livingfree:
Nobody forced you to do what you did for her and now that you know the type of person she is, you do something about it. it's really not that serious

see them!!

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Romance › Re: Women Expose A Man & His Nudes After He Slid Into Their DMs To Send Them Dick by samysmoothfresh: 7:45pm On Jul 19, 2018

misscrystals:
this kind of thing should not be censored naw after all the guy had made it cheaply available for public. Nonsense

pervert!!!!

Romance › Re: I Have No Job Or Talent But I Give Very Good Blowjobs: Unilag graduate claims by samysmoothfresh: 4:53pm On Jul 19, 2018

you try

at least you are an expert cock sucker good at giving pleasure unlike that fuccking leech cynthia that cannot work, fucck, suck, talk and doesnt even know book

may thunder fire that girl for the time and little money i wasted on her angry

MODIFIED: séun which kind wahala be this na

i typed cock.........cock! and not rooster

wetin be rooster?

na so i type penîs the other day, e change to joystick.....................how joystick (a computer input device) take dey synonymous to penîs i never still know undecided

stop changing words for me abeg.....................censore or not angry

[y.n.]

Romance › Re: Women Expose A Man & His Nudes After He Slid Into Their DMs To Send Them Dick by samysmoothfresh: 4:42pm On Jul 19, 2018*

hmmmmm big joe!!.

these women prolly feel great and pleased with themselves ATM, thinking they've successfully exposed and shamed joe (granted, they may have to an extent) and he is currently feeling depressed

what they dont know is, big joe is sat on his couch, beer in one hand and phone in the other smiling while staring at his "exposed dick picture" saying
"damn joe, you've got some fine huge groin and firm scrotum....................this should get me some dms"

you know why?,

thanks to society (or/and perhaps nature), a leaked male nude is not seen as so much of a big deal and if niggur's exposed penîs is huge, he'd get praised and it'd even score him more points and get him more lays

while a lady whose nudes gets exposed is viewed as a sex object and the distant relative of satan
she gets shamed & slamed and sometimes the end product is depression & even suicide

but hey, no ones complaining right?

meanwhile, no homo, but big joe has got a big joy stick grin

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Romance › Re: How Some Guys Actually Encourage The Sense Of Entitlement Amongst Ladies by samysmoothfresh: 4:37pm On Jul 19, 2018

.your story though........

Romance › Re: Help I Don't Get Erection With Another Lady Except My Girlfriend by samysmoothfresh: 4:14pm On Jul 19, 2018

hehehehe

your bae.....................hehehehe

if you know you know

Romance › Re: Help I Don't Get Erection With Another Lady Except My Girlfriend by samysmoothfresh: 4:14pm On Jul 19, 2018*

hehehehe

your bae strong.....................hehehehe

if you know you know

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Romance › Re: *Question For The Day !!* by samysmoothfresh: 2:21pm On Jul 19, 2018

it means "go and lock the door" na

abi wetin e wan mean again? undecided

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Romance › Re: The Way This Man Proposed To His Girlfriend In Lagos Will Melt Your Heart(photos by samysmoothfresh: 10:33am On Jul 19, 2018

dynicks:
uncle please I wish to ask eh! do you live here on nairaland? cus d manner at which u appear on every thread eh!

my guy no be small thing o.................................me sef don notice am

meanwhile na small thing the woman use take escape flat nyansh

congrats to them

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Romance › Re: Its My Pretty Babe Day ! Help Say Happy Birthday To Her . by samysmoothfresh: 10:25am On Jul 19, 2018

Saff:
lol no just wanted to change my moniker. No reason

Romance › Re: Drama As Lady Refuses to Accept her Boyfriend Engagement, Friends Join to beg(pi by samysmoothfresh: 9:46am On Jul 19, 2018

Dami12345:
What rubbish? In this world of equality, I will never knee for any woman unless she give me cash direct ( high Price)

A woman, I will pay bride price for( it sure me she's not s virgin) a woman I will pay the cost of wedding, who will leave under my house rent free?

God!! Are men mad? Why should you be begging her with life insurance? Once she marry you all her financial problems belong to you. And this doesn't mean she will be loyal again.

What rubbish.

Romance › Re: Lady Slaps Her Boo For Ordering 4 Bottles Of Beer When She Took Him For A Date by samysmoothfresh: 9:29pm On Jul 18, 2018

pocohantas:
Oh pls, spare me all that. You instigator. Na you form sanctimonious pass, but you must always be there to type epistle
Mtcheeew...

Me?........................type epistle?

Romance › Re: Lady Slaps Her Boo For Ordering 4 Bottles Of Beer When She Took Him For A Date by samysmoothfresh: 8:38pm On Jul 18, 2018

pocohantas:
Na these bloggers fit us o.
While we are arguing, they are cashing out.

I saw them, na Biology abi Food & Nutrition
I'm surprised a simple topic can be stretched that far.

why are you surprised?

no be una work!................-........................you, your kind and our resident alpha males undecided

Romance › Re: Lady Slaps Her Boo For Ordering 4 Bottles Of Beer When She Took Him For A Date by samysmoothfresh: 7:28pm On Jul 18, 2018

this idiot blogger go just dey formulate stories to take deceive e generation

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Romance › Re: What Real Men Do.... by samysmoothfresh: 7:24pm On Jul 18, 2018

ehn ehn!

udonmeanit

Romance › Re: Please I Need Suggestions by samysmoothfresh: 7:10pm On Jul 18, 2018

get her a porSche

davido did it, you can do it too cool

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