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Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Are The Best... Quote Me Anywhere by samysmoothfresh: 8:04pm On Jul 12, 2018

bia op, how much did they pay you?

half a nipple or a perk on the cheek?

Romance › Re: What's Making You Happy Right Now? by samysmoothfresh: 7:25pm On Jul 12, 2018

my vaseline

op thanks for this post cos it just hit me,....... i really need to re-stock.....-..........................i'm running out of vaseline faster dan flash

[d]

Romance › Re: Lady Posts Her Nudes On Twitter After England Lost To Croatia by samysmoothfresh: 7:20pm On Jul 12, 2018

DonPiiko:
Cool chic

i know you on twitter and you certainly checked the uncensored pics

make you post am for here na

why you dey stingy put?

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Romance › Re: Lady Posts Her Nudes On Twitter After England Lost To Croatia by samysmoothfresh: 7:18pm On Jul 12, 2018*

MissRaine69:
My tattoos did not stop me from going to University, having a career and not once disgracing my family in any way shape or form.
Certainly did not post nudes on social media.

the key word being "did"

doesn't mean you "won't" or dare i say someone else would not, "one day"

we'll be watching from surulere bus stop in nigeria when that day comes

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Sports › Re: Croatia Vs England: World Cup ( 2 - 1) On July 11 2018 by samysmoothfresh: 8:32pm On Jul 11, 2018

oh lawd, please dont let england win this match abeg

not because i placed a bet or anything but because if england by mistake win this game and the final, bbc, supersport, espn, goal etc no go let person hear word again until premiere league start again..............

modified: thank you baba...................cro 1 vs 1 eng
up croatia

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Romance › Re: Does joystick Size Really Matter (the Truth Comes Out) by samysmoothfresh: 7:52pm On Jul 11, 2018

MariaLavina:
You win

what did i win...............................the key to your heart?

Romance › Re: Does joystick Size Really Matter (the Truth Comes Out) by samysmoothfresh: 5:44pm On Jul 11, 2018

MariaLavina:
We are in this together.

i am with you in this NOT woman angry

what precise spunky yet sultry analogy!!

what a foxy pervert YOu are!! angry

Romance › Re: Does joystick Size Really Matter (the Truth Comes Out) by samysmoothfresh: 3:48pm On Jul 11, 2018

MariaLavina:
Of course it does!

Of what use is a pencil in a paper bag? Or a log in a lollipop wrapper ? grrrrrhhhhh

Awkward!

sly perv!! angry

Sports › Re: Juventus Completes Signing Of Cristiano Ronaldo For £105m by samysmoothfresh: 8:44pm On Jul 10, 2018

no matter what messi does next season, if ronaldo by mistake win champions league with juventus, ballon d'or will be his that year, making it 5-7 (plus this year's own....................everybody know say na ororo get am)

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Romance › Re: 8 Signs Your Partner Wants You For Your Body (not Your Heart) by samysmoothfresh: 6:58am On Jul 10, 2018

MissJoy29:
Hmmmm....it's complicated because....shiit! Can I use the "chill" option?
Sorry. I visited sleep ville shortly after sending that message.

nah!........................you had your chance and now it's gone tongue

i'm listening/reading

you slept off by 3:52pm shocked

wait, do you visit sleepville often or only a0 night time and when you tired?

Romance › Re: Female Imessage Users Get In Here (no Homo)!!!! by samysmoothfresh: 3:56am On Jul 10, 2018

itsmeurLady:
I see u are just pained and delusional, please respect your age and ignore my threads. Because I am looking for a female friend, I am a lesbian? please abstain from your myopic mindset, it will do you a lot of good!

hmmmm.................SMH!!

i am very sure this one is a lesbian

tongue

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Romance › Re: Survey: Virtually All Of Nigerian Young Ladies Are Into Runz Biz! (screenshot by samysmoothfresh: 3:51am On Jul 10, 2018

naniawini:
oh yes I am

Ok..........................now swerve undecided

Romance › Re: How Decent Does It Appear To Marry A Girl With Tattoos? by samysmoothfresh: 9:33pm On Jul 09, 2018

RiyadhGoddess:
Too bad, I don't exchange numbers. Those who know knows

and i aint suggesting you do that @embolden.......................................i only dropped my mobile digits and said "i'm expecting you to do the right thing with the number" grin

So would you do the right thing?

[di]
[ex]

[pe]c]

[tin]

Romance › Re: How Decent Does It Appear To Marry A Girl With Tattoos? by samysmoothfresh: 9:21pm On Jul 09, 2018

RiyadhGoddess:
I love tattoos. I have 3 tattoos on me. First is my first name, second is my nick name and the third is my favorite quote "No Pain No Gain". It reminds me of how much I must work hard to achieve my dreams. One more thing, I'M NOT WAYWARD!!!

why dont you let me be the judge of that grin

08036353343....................,i'm sure you know what to do

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Romance › Re: Survey: Virtually All Of Nigerian Young Ladies Are Into Runz Biz! (screenshot by samysmoothfresh: 9:09pm On Jul 09, 2018

naniawini:
my sugar daddy... Now swerve

interesting

well i knew you a shameless hoe-low-show even before i mentioned you

i only needed to prove it to 'em viewers which i just did.........................enjoy your sugar daddy hoe

Romance › Re: Is This Perfection? Is This luck? ( Help ) by samysmoothfresh: 8:03pm On Jul 09, 2018

Diamond23:
[s]Mannerless kid....my comment wz beyond ur comprehension xo Bleep off ma mentions u v been noticed[/s]

Romance › Re: Female Imessage Users Get In Here (no Homo)!!!! by samysmoothfresh: 7:52pm On Jul 09, 2018

this one is a lesbian

smh!!

Romance › Re: Survey: Virtually All Of Nigerian Young Ladies Are Into Runz Biz! (screenshot by samysmoothfresh: 7:43pm On Jul 09, 2018

naniawini:
U guys don't pay bills for anyone so why complain...

oh really?

who pay yours and 90% of nigerian women bills then?

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Romance › Re: Is This Perfection? Is This luck? ( Help ) by samysmoothfresh: 7:37pm On Jul 09, 2018

chenzen:
nope she wasnt... was the early stages of the relationship though.

oh really?....................my thought was right afterall

before i asked after seeing that comment, i thought she prolly learnt how to be independent, loving and mature during her stay there

maybe one way we can make our average nigerian women better is by taking them abroad to learn the ethics and characteristics of a real woman from the white women

cheesy

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Romance › Re: 8 Signs Your Partner Wants You For Your Body (not Your Heart) by samysmoothfresh: 7:08pm On Jul 09, 2018

MissJoy29:
But I didn't see any question. All I saw were statements, hasty conclusions and assumptions.

oh really

ok you tell me then so i dont make assumptions, how is it complicated?

Romance › Re: 8 Signs Your Partner Wants You For Your Body (not Your Heart) by samysmoothfresh: 6:37pm On Jul 09, 2018

MissJoy29:
Exactly. I like that. It's complicated.

What's the direct question you wanna ask that will birth the direct answer? Shoot let me see. If I can't answer, I will use the "chill" option

ok

it's complicated cos no party (you nor "the guy" wink

has come out to say "we're dating now" or cos you still havent picked one from the 28-32 guys asking you out maybe because you're still using your super powers to discern which is the right guy? grin

Romance › Re: Is This Perfection? Is This luck? ( Help ) by samysmoothfresh: 6:25pm On Jul 09, 2018

chenzen:
she traveled to Ukrain to av her 1 yr Msc. in medicine

was she like this before her trip abroad?

Romance › Re: Is This Perfection? Is This luck? ( Help ) by samysmoothfresh: 6:12pm On Jul 09, 2018

Diamond23:
[s]Just be in dat garden nd enjoy ur dreams while it last![/s]

shurrup there!! undecided

which one is "while it last"?

are you saying there are not ladies like this in reality and the few ones we have (like op's babe), are all pretending? undecided

to think this is coming from a supposed "lady" undecided

aunty go and work on yourself to be like this lady or even better and stop hating!!!

Romance › Re: Is This Perfection? Is This luck? ( Help ) by samysmoothfresh: 6:05pm On Jul 09, 2018

Uglymugg:
Atleast you didn't say she's a Nigerian, so your story is believable. Enjoy what you have.

hahahahahaha
this one just off me cheesy

see savagery!!

meanwhile op abeg drop the lady's contact on my email lemme congratulate her

and please where does she reside?

Romance › Re: Twitter Users Shames Hypocrite Lady Who Was Advising Ladies For The Gram by samysmoothfresh: 5:35pm On Jul 09, 2018

these hoes and hypocrites still dont know nobody takes them seriously anymore

see linda ikeja and even our resident number 1 hypocrite amarabae

bunch of hypocrites!!!

they preach today and sin tomorrow
they sin today and preach tomrrow

#spits

but twitter users no get joy sha cheesy

i sure say na the boy wey she till this thing go search for the post so

#payback

spits again!!

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