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alfchye:
You this[b] SSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAPP [/b] I knew you had problems and sum1 has better take care of u before it goes out of hand.You are just one selfish bastard who will only care about herself.
I think your[b] intelligency [/b] will lead u into great danger in future becos when u speak in public, i bet u.There will be lots of stone and pure water on u.
Ugly bitch.Onira nu.U don't even know what you want make for me.

Abeg come back when you lose your embarrassing stutter. Kalokalo oshi. And while you are at it, brush up on your English. No wonder you are a frustrated noodle, everytime you open your mouth na only ibon dey come out. . . how do you expect any woman to give you the time of day? Your posting predominantly made no sense, so button it.

alfchye:
u never get satisfaction from any male.

This is the only sub-sentence in your whole post that did not lack merit. I am glad you understand as I have made no bones of the fact that I really never got satisfaction from any male. . . LMAO

alfchye:
Na Thunder Go Fire Ur Generation, lmao

You see where you have displayed your utmost stupidity? You have just cursed yourself and all other Nairalanders. You obviously do not know what a generation means. Come back when you recover from the "fire" that thunder attacked you with. Suegbe.

Don't mind the guy ojare. I knew he would be finicky so I took the pains to say I was using an example, the guy still dey complain. Me sef I don wave white flag.

Treetop20:
go back and read my post
did i by any chance imply that or say that?
i give up!

KINDLY DO GIVE UP. WHICH PART OF THIS IS AN EXAMPLE DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

DaPhoenix:
The point is either way you paid for it and Sapphic was saying that that isn't romantic because you were acting like you did a major favor.

That was not what I meant. What I meant was that if you come home for example like you said, with a dress she had admired and surprised her with it, that is romantic (obviouslt, you would have bought it). If on the other hand you say something like (again an example) 'I want to buy you something, what do you like," or "Pick something out and I will pay," that is NOT romantic. Because in scenario 1 you took the initiative and surprised her. In scenario 2 you just flashed the cash about like some local Igbotic trader in Aba market, thinking she has a price and you can buy her. Not romantic at all. ^{(Abeg Igbo people no kill me o. na ordinary example I dey give o. No vex. )}

Treetop20:
it would be romantic if it was a dress you've
always wanted and i bought it for you( as a surprise and sent it to you) to wear out
on a date/dinner/ we are going to

Yes. But the volunteering to pay for stuff is not romantic.

Moonstone:
It gets better from here o! My friend and her bf just finished whatever it is that they did and she said she wanted something more romantic like a candlelight dinner and movie of some sort. The guy replied that Sex is the best romance any woman can find. Imagine that rubbish!

If it were me, I will so kick him ehn. . . then teach him the biggest lesson of his life.

ROFLMAO. . . Me, I will keep quiet and pay him back in a way that he will never forget. Vindictive is a word that has been known to be used in the same sentence as me. LOL.

Treetop20:
example
i told heatfusion the other day that
i could buy her perfumes(ie suggest really nice ones i know and once she tries it out and likes it, buy them) for her
and also buy her clothes as well ( i know she will like it too)
she said she'd rather buy her own stuff

Tell me, will you count that as being romantic?

Moonstone:
HOWEVER, MOST of them are very piggish and untrained. They have no idea what romance is. AND For the last time, SEX is not Romance! Somehow, some guys don't know this till date.

Tell me about it. For some Naija men, if they make the mistake and succeed in making a woman achieve an orgasm, they think they have done the most romantic thing in the world.

It is indeed subjective. Many times, it is not the magnitude of the act, but the very gesture. However, there are somethings that make many people sigh with longing generally, like when a woman narrates how her boyfriend proposed and you jear a collective sentimental "aaah". Another woman's proposal may have been just as romantic to her but people might snigger. Generally though, when the tree man said he generally thought that he was more romantic than Naija girls on average, i wanted to know why he thought that.

Treetop20:
*sigh*

Don't get me wrong. i am not criticising you in any way. I just made a plain statement based on my understanding of what you wrote.

Treetop20:
that is my point all along
you will not know the difference!
i may well copy it from somewhere and paste it here
romance comes naturally when you really love someone
and that is that really. i may not write poetry on nairaland
but i could for the girl out there who i feel that way for

So you really do not know until you find or are with "that girl"

Treetop20:
i am tickled to bits!
make myself look good for someone i do not know?
what is in it for me? common man!

People do it all the time. ^{(To make their persona seem much more attractive to anyone reading)}