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JustGood:
Since it is rational for you to sit down at your PC and decide exactly what happened in someone else's home without being told, that's fine.

Perhaps, you want to find out what is involved in deductive reasoning before getting into that. Deductive reasoning is subject to certain factors being present. You dont deduce by looking into your own made up crystal ball.

Have a great day!

LMAO! Haba Yaro, make up your mind now? Why add jara to what was a perfect post? But in response to your addition, the fact that you are incapable of reaching a particular conclusion from the information given does not mean others are similarly handicapped. No be by force o, I came to my own conclusion, you came to yours. Unless there is evidence to the contrary, I am holding firmly to mine. Feel free to do same with yours. Do I look bothered that you do not agree with me? Not in the slightest. And nothwithstanding all your tiresome posts, I am satisfied with my conclusions. So if it makes you feel better that they have come from a crystal ball, hold on to that thought as it really is fine with me. Jeez. . . LOL

spikedcylinder:

Oturugbeke!!!!

No wonder! Maybe the wife caught him with his free thinker so she went to get a free thinker of her own!

Shior!

ROFLMAO! you are so funny Spiked.

JustGood:
Since it is rational for you to sit down at your PC and decide exactly what happened in someone else's home without being told, that's fine.

Have a great day!

I am having a great day and will continue to do so, thank you very much ^{(Well, at least until someone sends thugs to beat me for being a thug myself )}. LOL.

Omolola1:
@ Sapphic
So na you be d person wey dey insult me for the other topic concerning lesbian abi. i no get your time now.

No hard feelings. I am a proponent of the maxim "One good insult deserves another", so if your insult touches me, I will return the favour Chikena.

AMAKAONE:
@OP
*smh* they surely did not beat you enough.
Was this not you a few months ago trawling NR for a "babe"?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=21499.msg581612#msg581612

Where was your wife then ehn?
Or had you conveniently forgotten that you had one?

So now the shoe is on the other foot and you are coming here to cry?

Useless men wey dey Naija sha!! God save us!!

ROFLMAO. . .  Let us give him the benefit of some doubt. Maybe he was not married back then. LOL.

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=219106.msg3367541#msg3367541 date=1232505482]wow, the biasness of the female mind [/quote]LMAO. . . Men are funny sha. They spend generation after generation oppressing women, then they cry murder when they are judged and treated using the same rules and by the same yardstick. Abeg make una suck am up jo. After all the "weaker" sex have been doing so for thousands of years.

Jakumo:
For me, there would be no greater act of[b] Patriotism [/b] I could perform than to die in a plane crash which resulted from my aircraft running out of fuel after being delayed indefinitely in a holding pattern so as to make way for the arrival of Nigeria's Airforce One and its terminally sick occupant.

As soon as the captain of my plane announced that we are out of fuel and heading down for a certain appointment with a fiery death, I would commence to sing the Nigerian national anthem loudly enough to drown out the futile screamed prayers of all those seated around me, confident in the knowledge that El Presidente would declare all of us aboard the ill-fated plane as heroes whose bereaved families might be eligible for 200 naira compensation after a few decades of air-crash investigations and paperwork in Abuja.

ROFLMAO. Loving the Sarcasm. While singing the anthem, don't forget to add the Nigerian pledge as well. LOL.

@ Topic,

The dress while not particularly bad does nothing for her. She looks at least a stone heavier than she usually does (The word "Frumpy" kinda springs to mind). I think it is more a miss than a hit. It seems that whenever she has a big day, she comes up with a faux pas. The same thing happened with that her k-leg red and black ensemble that she wore the night Barack gave his speech after winning.

It's a pity because normally, she looks good.

alfchye:
Hey tani Kalokalo.Iya ati Baba e' Kalokalo.Thats ur own business you are ranting.You are stayin with civilised people inside yaba market where you sell Okrika clothes.Oloshi ti o Lo Gb.You will never be sane this life you are leaving.Keep Falunting what u will never get.You want civilization.I am sorry for u.You've got noneU will die a barbarian.

LMAO. . Kalokalo, I thought I told you not to return here until you have mastered the language you wish to address me in. I know you are almost brain dead from the gbana you have been smoking. You clearly have no home training. If you did, I am sure whoever botched the job of raising you would have pointed out that somethings are not done (but then maybe they did try to train you but your gbana dead brain could not comprehend the lessons). Won o ko e ni ile e. Pada lo so fun awon omo ale to bi e lomo pe ibanuje omo lo je si won, Iwo kini jatijati yi. As for all those your attemped curses, I say back to sender a thousand fold. When you are done barking like the dog you are, you can crawl back into your gutter with your gbana and ogogoro and think of the decent life you will never have due to your mental retardment. Oloshi.

[quote author=Blood_Shed link=topic=221152.msg3363962#msg3363962 date=1232438292]And I'm sorry but if someone is all in my face for no reason, trying to get at me like they want to fight FOR NO REASON, threatening and all that, and they continue then I'll slap them out of the way. That's a man's move, a man's move leads to a man's consequences, especially if you warn them. Alot of women out here seem to talk tough, how many times out here have I seen a woman slap a man in public but has the nerve to act surprised when a man reacts. What do you expect? Bottom line: Dont start touble with me for no reason.[/quote][quote author=Blood_Shed link=topic=221152.msg3363975#msg3363975 date=1232438641]Oh well, I'm not in jail so get used to it

And know yourself, I'll admit it if i was looking at them, but what I think it is is they could hear me speak, hear I have a foreign accent and feel the need to start trouble. Do you know how many times that has happened to me out here? Do you know how many fights with people I've been in because of that, in NYSC camp and in public? People feel some sort of inferiority complex so they feel the need to start trouble.

Like I'm the trouble maker *kisses teeth*.

get the f**k outta here with that[/quote]Ewoooo. Talk about gibberish. Foreign accent? From where? Somalia? You are supposed to have been abroad and you are saying that it is easier to get away with assaulting a woman wherever you have been than in Nigeria. . . LOL Surely it cannot be in any developed country. A woman will stand in front of you talking (or even shouting at you) and you boldly say you will slap her without repercussion because you are trying to prove you are a man (what a friggin joke) . . . But sha, Dem never born you well to slap an unknown woman in Obodo Oyinbo (except you run away after). Na who dash monkey banana.

[quote author=Blood_Shed link=topic=221152.msg3364089#msg3364089 date=1232440438]But WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I actually hear that in Naija its harder for you to get away with such a thing, its in the West that its easier to get away with.[/quote]Shey na only hear you hear am. Try slapping a random woman when next you are in the west, because you are a man and give us the feedback then. Rubbish!

Taken:
@ poster

I wonder what you guys would teach your children with regards to the difference between right and wrong, absolute and relative truth.

And yet we complain that some of the younger ones are mindless.

Whatever they teach their child will be a damn sight better than what the lying, thieving, fornicating, adulterous, corrupt, murdering leaders teach their own children (and generally all Nigerian children), or what the average Nigerian with the same disposition would teach theirs.

Omolola1:
@ poster
GIve a VERY HOT, PASSIONATE KISS then she would know you are a lesbian

yeye question

temi 4 rea:
Correct yeye question wey deserve yeye answer.

Better still u nd ur galfriend shuld entertain mummy wth good sex.
Lola wetin u think?
Awo o ni ranu!

Omolola1:
yes o temi, i feel u jare

O JASI!

Dem be real ORIRANU!

It is not by force to comment on every thread. If the subject of the thread is not for you, why not move on before displaying your ignorance here. Someone posts an intelligent question about a problem she has and all that comes spewing out of your imbecilic brains is pure drivel. You'd fare better rejoining your moronic harem wherever they are. bleeping assholes.

SHENANIGAN:
I don't see the big deal, the plane could have diverted to Jos, Kaduna, or Aviation School in Zaria. All these locations are less than 200 miles away. It's protocol when a President is landing or taking off from an airport all air traffic is suspended around the airport for security reasons.

Here in the states the Presidential aircraft try as much as possible from landing in commercial airports due to just that same reason. Instead Air Force One or Marine one would land or take off from the closest military Airfield . And if one is not around Air force one lands in a commercial Airport and air traffic around the airport would be suspended till the President leaves the area.

I maybe wrong, but I don't think there is a big enough run way in any Military airfield around Abuja so the president is limited to just the commercial airport. Security of the President should always come first.

The security of the president does NOT come before the safety of the citizens. There is a reason why there are flight plans and protocols. These things are factored into the take-off and landing schedule. There was no excuse.

bawomolo:
Nigeria is indeed a secular country, of course this is a country that has made little attempt to implement it's constitution. just a worthless sheet of paper. we are dangerously moving towards theocracy. the last we want to do is end up like sudan or lebanon.

Nigeria is most definitely NOT a secular country. How could it be with the proliferation of religion (evidenced by ubiquitous churches and mosques) everywhere.

JahAngel:
I was born in UK and so was my friend. My friend went to USA and there, was treated like royalty by those with an interest in her background. They (as she put it), perceived my friend as being a 'real' Africa as her parents were born in Nigeria. She was a English as could be, but now considers herself to be a 'real' African, Naija sista (can't cook the food, don't speak any of the languages and was not particularly into the culture etc). However, she now sees me as a 'wannabe' African as my ancestors came through slavery in the Caribbean as peoples kidnapped from Africa and alluded to this during a conversation and I was very hurt. It was only 150 years ago that my family were directly African (doing my family tree; bitter sweet).
She has the blessing of now being able to immerse herself in aunts and uncles that bring her culture to life. My father sits in his home in Jamaica lamenting the history we have as Africans. I know many Africans in Jamaica who feel the same. I wonder how they would feel to be told by brothers and sisters on the continenet that they were not considered African but Jamaican?
(I know there are also many that do not consider themselves to be African in the Caribbean)

How come my friend and even my Chinese colleague, who is more east London that Eastenders (if you've seen the programme) can consider themselves Chinese or African and me? I'm just a 'wannabe'. I and my family believe that 'if you're a black man, you're an African' or is that only the privilege of the first generation of Africans in the Diaspora?

Who defines who and what you are? Ancestry? Parentage? Where you were born or what you believe to be true for you? And are you African if you were not born in Africa?

The truth is that though every black person can trace his/her family history to Africa, the fact that for centuries some have had no connection to that continent has resulted in their direct African identity being eroded and replaced by the identity of whatever country/continent that their forefathers have made their home. Look at it this way, if you look at the Queen's family tree, you notice that they are Germans (and this goes back less than your 150 years), but the Royals are strictly speaking considered English (although when people are angry or are trying to be mischievous, you hear the German thing come up). Now if William or Harry want to be considered German (as well as their children), their best bet would be to go and settle there and have their kids there too.

The thing is your friend though born here can easily obtain the citizenship of an African country on account of her parent(s) or grandparent(s) being from that country. You cannot. So many Africans give birth to children in foreign countries, but the people back home still consider them from their country because in places like Nigeria, you are considered to come from the place your parents are from. In fact the Yoruba race has a name for children of Yoruba natives who are born abroad. They are called "Tokunbo" (which means from over the seas). The Nigerian constitution recognises the right of your friend to be a Nigerian citizen merely because her parent(s) are Nigerian. So your mate, despite her foreign birth and upbringing will not only be considered by Nigerians as a fellow African, but as Nigerian, and not only that, she can lay claim to belonging to a state, a local tribe and/or even a village, which unfortunately you can't. I am not trying to make you feel bad, but while generally you can claim to be an African because you are black, when it comes down to it and someone asks you what country and tribe you are from, you in all probability will be found wanting. It is not only first generation Africans in diaspora that are recognised (even second, third maybe more are too. If Barack Obama's children were to go back to Kenya, they will be accepted as Africans because they can directly trace their grandfather's lineage and family despite them being 2nd generation Americans.

The best bet if you like Africa so much (and are determined to be regarded and addressed as African) would be to become a citizen of one of the countries or better still settle there. One of my grandfathers was from Jamaica and he moved to Nigeria and settled there. He married himself a damsel and had a Nigerian kid.

So you really are African, just unfortunately not in the same way your friend is (she probably has at least one Nigerian name to boot). ^{(I must say that it is good you see yourself as African. Most Caribbean people I know in London distance themselves from the continent. ).}

Only in that bleeped up Nigeria. For a nonentity under the title of president (or his advisers or whoever in charge), to dare risk and endanger the lives of the very citizens whom he is supposed to be governing and who had not voted him into the apex office, is criminal to say the least.

^{(But Na wah for reporting o. How can a plane which (according to the report) was supposed to land at about 1pm but instead landed around 3PM, have been suspended in the air for 3 hours? Sensationalism is always the order of the day with these people ).}

earTHMama:
No, it was just this once. Stop telling people it happens on daily basis.

It may not be on a daily basis, but it was definitely NOT once. The report clearly stated that a plane was FORCED to land on the expressway for Gawd's sake cos of this same thing. What a friggin joke and there is no strong public outrage and backlash over this crap. Even if it been just once, that would have been one time TOO MANY.

It's a bloody disgrace that they are more concerned about their already tarnished image (which frankly isn't worth much in the first place) than they are about the fundamental rights of their female citizens.

JustGood:
Promiscuity dey Britain no be small.

This is very true. There is a caveat though, I am not sure that Northern Ireland and Wales were part of the survey because these countries are far behind England and Scotland (and if they had really been part of an extensive survey, the Germans would deffo be ahead of us). Moreover, anyone who plays regularly on the Continent (European) would agree that like the report said, Finland is way ahead. . . AND so is SWEDEN (or does it not count as an advance nation? ). Next to the Swedes, the Brits are prudish. LOL.

davidnnachi:
Play a lesbian porn movie as if u did by error and watch her reaction,

if she;s get a H.A already then you dont have to tell her, until she's back from the hospital

LMAO. You must be kidding. Explaining to her mother why she has/watches lesbian porn is almost as hard as coming out of the closet.

hollandis:
You shouldn't feel pressured to tell anyone at all until you are comfortable with the idea of being a lesbian yourself. Be prepared.

I am sure the poster is "comfortable with the idea of being a lesbian" herself. She just is not comfortable telling her mother (knowing the way the average Nigerian is regardng homosexuality). And to make it worse for her mother, she and her partner are expecting a baby (thus turning a beautiful experience into a potentially traumatic one).

OMO IBO:
there we go again. another one has been lost to the lezzers.

Na wetin now? Wetin dey do you dis Omo Nna sef? Small time now, na una go dey talk how women plenty pass men for this world, so why the complaining?

@ Original Poster, there is always the option of letting your mother stumble on you locking lips with your partner (This option is not advisable if she has a medical history of heart problems, hypertension and/or stroke o). Or tell a massive fib about how you had a few terrible experiences with men and were maybe molested or raped. She will be grateful that you had a nice person who saw you through it all and who loves you nevertheless and unconditionally (Again, this option is not advisable and should be used only as the very last resort. . . once she has come round to the idea, you can tell her at a future date that the abuse/rape bit was not true but you did it because you knew she would not accept your sexuality otherwise).

How does your partner feel about this situation? And what country is she from?

whitelexi:
She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried.
"How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened"

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, “but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And he began:
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.

The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them.”

He took a quick breath and continued:
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said

'"Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

I have so seen this story do the rounds. And you do know that there is a literature section for these kind of tall tales (or better still, the jokes section).

[quote author=Blood_Shed link=topic=221152.msg3361172#msg3361172 date=1232374871]I've been here for roughly 6 months now and most of the females I come across here always seem to be diagnosed with AQS (African Queen Syndrome, I blame that idiot 2face for blowing up their heads with that stupid song), like every man has to grovel to their feet. Even the ones that look like Donkey Kong feel the need to talk rubbish.

How many times amI sitting down or waving a taxi and some monkey looking she-male-animal walks up to me like ''why are you always looking at me?''. One caught a backslap on Friday cos she was all in my face for literally nothing.

What is it with you lot, or maybe a clash of cultures, but a man doesnt beg or take rubbish either, unless its in Nigeria of course lol.

I thought Naija London girls were bad.[/quote]What a bleeping jerk.

If many girls have truly accused you of looking at them in a funny manner, then you probably have. I do not know of any single person who would say women randomly walk up to him to say he was looking at them in a weird way. Abi you get am for half past four eyes?

tboy1:
Are you in Nigeria?

After hitting a woman, the self-servicer is probably in jail. ^{(At least if it was me he hit like that, I'd damn make sure he was).}

@ Funkybaby, Well said mate.

JustGood:
Please read yourself again and decide if you are being a rational human being here. You have already made your conclusions based on probabilities.
No one knows the full story but it seems very fashionable here(nairaland) to jump up and down in order to recieve acceptance from the very vocal women here

What you described might be your own Modus Operandi, but do not ascribe it o others. Acceptance? What a bloody laugh. . . LMAO. Why would I need acceptance from people I don't know from Adam? (^{Or did I tell you that I was looking to marry into anyones's family or that I was looking for lucrative contract?. . .LMAO )}.

F.Y.I. I do NOT need to read what I wrote again for any reason whatsoever. Quite frankly, I do not give a toss whether you consider me rational or otherwise. If you applied your words to yourself and were rational your very self, you will know that a father does NOT have his child removed from her matrimonial home for no reason at all. There is something called deductive reasoning, try applying it once in a while.

Anyhow, that is neither here nor there. I have given my opinion on the matter, and you are entitled to yours. If you do not like my opinion - TOUGH!

More Partying? Kewl.

Sisi Jinx:
I didn't run away oooh! Karma locked me up.

She tricked me. . . told me there a a bowl of candy on the other side of the garage and as soon as I entered I heard BANG! The garage door closing behind me.
I am soooo miffed right now! I missed all the fun, esepcially the part where Acid and Ruby went from this https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/love/love0025.gif to this https://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/746_animated_arguing_smileys.gif

Honestly, I don't know what to do with these two anymore.

@ Bliss
My Daddy

ROFLMAO. What is it they say about one good turn again? LOL! So Karma missed the beginning and you missed the end? LOL. So who missed the most out of you 2?

Great party though. We should do this again sometime.

HeatFusion:
Man: Honey, I'm home

Woman: *knees down* Welcome, my lord, my king, my husband, your food is already on the table.

Man: Haaa! This woman, won't you relieve me of my bag?

Woman: Am sorry, my lord, . *takes bag*

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Man: I'd need iyan and egusi to munch on while am watching arsenal vs. Manchester.

Woman: Yes, my oga. Whta drink would you like with it?

Man: You this woman, don't bother me. You know I like beer. waka

Woman: Am sorry, my husband, but you know I always want to please you. Do you want anything during Naadal's match too?

Man: Yes, woman!

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Woman: I don't want sex tonight, plz, my husband.

Man: You are very disrespectful, who asked you? Do you know who I am? Who are you? Who are you?

Woman: But, eh ehn, am tired na.

Man: Am going to the bathroom, "divide" by the time I get back.

Woman: Yes, my husband

Man: You'll enjoy the one-mine, trust me

ROFLMAO

Easy Peasy. . . No wahala