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Abeg Blue no vex o. You know say old age don dey catch up with me. Na massive bash I go throw for you alone. No worry my dia.

It's your party mate, invite your own kinda people.

B.T.W. Sisi, you just swerved those my questions. You live to fight another day. LOL.

Ah ah ah, Karmamod, A ma dupe lowo Olorun ke. So Sisi finally released you from the garage. The girl no gree share party ke. And you are welcome o. You missed a lot of fun at your own bash. Better late than never I guess.

HeatFusion:
@Sapphic
That dude is ugly. . . .did I say uglyyyyy!!
ewww, you have no taste mehn

Chineke? na who you dey call ugly? Lenny? Oturugbeke. . . He is short but he is definitely not ugly. fine bobo no get pimples. In fact, I will come out of my boy embargo/retirement to give him a pop.


@ C2H,

Oya go and sit on the naughty step.

Guess who I found when I went to top up the drinks girls? It's Mr Kravitz himself.

"Lenny I want you to meet Toyin A.K.A. Ruby, Phoenix, C2H, Treetop, David, The birthday girls Sisi amd. . . Abeg where are the birthday girls o."

HeatFusion:
I hope he's not talking to me. . . .ko fe kin sepe fun
But then, I can't na. With those dimples.

Dude, chill, you get riled up so easily it's becoming too fun

What dimples?

Na so Sisi kidnap Karmamod, go hide am make she no come for her own party o. LOL

This party don go Nautica o.

me we no dey tasi awon boys gan recognise beta tin when I see am. LOL

C2H5OH:
stop kissing uninterested men Toyin. TOYIN!

Iwo omode yi, enu e gboro sha. Shey Anti to to bi e lo mo lon laruko mo beyen? O ma ga o.

C2H5OH:
jo gbe mi soke ko ju mi sile, dakun.

Ta lon ba soro? Shey kon shey emi o?

davidylan:
You dont know what u're talking about.   Those girls look like they need drip asap.

I so do know what i am talking about ^{(trust me. ).} LOL.

These girls are definitely not size zero. At least size 4, maybe even 6 (Brit size, which is 2 - 4 yank size).

HeatFusion:
SAPPHIC, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU O HAPPY BITHDAY

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Ah ruby, wa she re omo to da.

davidylan:
bia those girls need food.

Are you kidding me? These girls are purrrrrrrfecto.

Sisi Jinx:
Lmao! I can't have too much fun because someone will go Sharia on me but you go ahead. . . .  

Are you a Muslim? Seriously? Which parent is Hausa?

^{[Bobbing my head happily whilst enscounced between two of Phoenix's strippers]}

What's that funny turn that you yanks do at parties and clubs again? Oh yeah. . . "The Roof! The Roof!! The Roof is on fire. . . . " LOL

Sisi Jinx:
Okay, Okay I'm gonna go let Karma out.

Sheesh. . . Don't know what the world is turning into when a girl can't even have a fake birthday to herself anymore. https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/kickrock.gif

If you don't know that in this current economic climate with the present credit crunch that ostentatious things have been jettisoned, I wonder which planet you dey.  Thank your stars that it was not the whole village whose birthday had to be celebrated today.

HeatFusion:
Who told you say I haven't made out with my baby?

C2H5OH
https://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/hug/hugging.gif ----> https://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/kiss/kiss.gif-------> https://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/kiss/passionate.gif
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Abajo. Emi na so pe omo yi tin yaju si agbalagba. Ashey o tin gbe eru to ju lo. Haba ruby, ma ko omolomo ni shekushe o.

@ Sisi, what have you done to the second celebrant? Abi you don lock Karmamod for garage sake of say you no wan share party with am? LOL.

Ras Pwn:
I said "old people" and that part was just meant to be funny. I'm sorry if you don't like my sense of humour ma'am.

You need to take a chill pill dude. You would have noticed from the replies and emoticons that everyone is joking too. Try not to be too serious. Here, have a glass of bubbly. That should loosen you up a bit. LOL.

@ Ruby, Now is your chance to make out with C2H in the airing cupboard.

Sisi Jinx:
Tee heee heee. . . it's not really my birthday

It is now. No be everyday we dey turn 1000 posts old o.

DaPhoenix:
Happy birthday!!! Here's your present

*signals strippers to come in*

I'll take those thank you. I hope they are female o. None of that bulging crotch stuff with me.

Ras Pwn:
WTF!!! So I come in to say nice things and you decide to attack me again? What part of the game is that?

So for yia place, to call someone old cargo na nice thing abi? Hmmm. Okay o.

HeatFusion:
LOL! Thank you o. . . .but I want my own cake jor. I don't want to share with sapphic

Eeeewwwooooooooo, see person wey them invite come for party wey wan overthrow omo onile? Ruby your invitation has been revoked.

Sisi, you no sabi blow well well ^{(pun definitely intended)}. Comot make I show you how dem dey do am (I still remember from way back when ). LOL.

Ras Pwn:
Am I invited to the orgyparty?Hopefully you girls have drinks and drugs, preferably crack cocaine. Happy birthday old people.

Everyone is welcome, so long as you are above twenty-five . It's not everyday that we have a double triple celebration here.

Sisi Jinx:
Yipeeee!! My 1000 post is on this thread. . . Par-tay time!!


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C-O-N-G-R-A-T-U-L-A-T-i-O-N-S! You have joined the exclusive club of the thousands. LOL. Where the heck is my bubbly flute?

I want you all to join me in wishing two of our nairaland Gurus a very Happy Birthday.

THIS IS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISH TO MADEMOISELLES KARMAMOD and SISI JINX. . . HIP HIP HIP. . . HURRAY

HIP! HIP!! HIP!! HURRAY!!!!

HIP! HIP!! HIP!!! . . . ^{(What? What the heck do you mean it is not yet April Fool's day? . . .  It isn't? OMG. . . Sorry Guys. . . False Alarm )}. LOL.



[size=5pt](Please don't kill me. I was trying to lift the team spirit. LOL).[/size]

Did nobody tell you that pulling a long face makes you age faster?

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=219106.msg3359024#msg3359024 date=1232331408]very worried and is very suspicious


***sighs***

obviously, u have never been to warri, u certainly have not seen woman wey dey craze. more so, here in the states, at least my part, it is a common thing to see a woman hit her man and knows that he cant hit back bcoz the law will favor her, especially among AAs and Jamaican women, even white women in my parts are quick to offer their men slaps, it is not fair at all [/quote]Don't be worried o, na just passing phase between me and ya wifey. And I thought we were talking about back home. Of course over here, na criminal record be that.

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=219106.msg3358915#msg3358915 date=1232328641]oya Sapphic , come here lets kiss and make up, i[b] am doing this bcoz my wife sisi gave me permission to kiss another woman, and i am about to make the best of it [/b] [/quote]Don't worry, we are settled. Or didn't your wife Sisi tell you? She knows I do not kiss boys, so she kissed me in your place and told me not to vex. And my my the lips sure matched the pigtails, so I am really cool. Vote Sisi for Nairaland Peace-keeping President. ^{[size=2pt](I am only joking o. Sisi wey straight pass ruler no dey sneak kisses with girls o. LOL)[/size]}.

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=219106.msg3358915#msg3358915 date=1232328641]i apologize in small print bcoz i am a man and i must retain my pride [/quote]I say no need for the extra apology, your wife don clear the matter.

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=219106.msg3358915#msg3358915 date=1232328641]such hypocrisy, what gives the girl's father and his thugs right to beat up the guy.[/quote]The fact that he beat his wife. Let him have a taste of his own medicine. Chikena.

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=219106.msg3358915#msg3358915 date=1232328641]none of u girls have answered my question, if a guy cheats, will u just say "big deal", if a guy cheats and his wife attacks him and injures him, does the man deserve it? check ur church mind before u reply[/quote]Let us be honest. How many women do you know who beat up their husbands? Even in those situations where the woman allegedly attacks the cheating husband, the husband can effectively repel her and defend himself. Women do not usually have such luxuries as men are normally bigger and stronger than them and you know that is the truth. In many situations in Nigeria, if you are honest, the woman has to turn a blind eye and if she "misbehaves" by complaining, the man disgracefully throws her things out of the house.

Please be very honest and tell me how many men you know whose wife can beat them black and blue? and how many of such men do you know who would boldly go out and have an affair and make the Mighty Igor woman discover? The thing is in Nigeria, too many women are physically abused by a spouse and go and investigate, a woman is more likely to die of domestic violence than she is to die in an automobile accident.

HeatFusion:
Sapphic, you're needed here o

LOL. . . Already on the job.

C2H5OH:
Only in America. LOL Brainwash

GO AWAY you homophobe.

mubaraqqq:
Fellow Nigerians I need your help.

I have been in America for 6 years now, and during those six years I have realized that I love women instead of men. I am more complete with a woman as my partner than a man. Rachel the love of my life, and I have now been together for two years; and through a sperm donation from the hospital she is now carrying our first child.

My problem is that my mom is coming for treatment in the states and she will be staying with us. she doesn't any of this. I have been so worried thinking about this that am losing sleep over this. I just don't know what to do. How should I break this to a Nigerian mother?

If she is not going to be with you guys for too long and you are not ready to break the news to her, then don't tell her. Let her just believe that you two are flatmates and that Rachel has agreed to share her bed with you so that she (your mum) can be comfy in "your" room.

Coming out is never easy, especially to the parents. Another option would be to let your mum come over and get to like Rachel and then break it to her gently. There is no real easy way. I guess I was kinda lucky that my nosy siblings did the difficult deed for me.

Sisi Jinx:
Bliss and N2D
No one's child will die, be beaten, killed, maimed, disfigured. . . they will live long and fruitful lives and none of us will have cause to weep over them ^{(You guys please stop me now before I fully become my mother with this prayers )}

I am begging. . . . let's kiss and makeup. It was all a misunderstanding, a slip of finger, a mistype. . . it is all my fault, yeah I take the blame for it, anything to end this before it even starts.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease Pretty Please!!

Look at that pretty face. . . how can you resist?

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[size=4pt]N2D
You gotta apologize. . . seriously.[/size]

Loving the Pigtails. . . Seriously. It's a look you should maintain. (Bring your head closer. I wanna yank your pigtails. LOL).

Me I don't have any wahala with anyone. Anyone that stones me should expect rocks in return. I mean seriously, the guy finds it not only excusable but justifiable that a man should raise his hands to his wife. That says it all.

So the woman cheated on him, BIG bleeping DEAL. There is no reason for a man to hit his wife. Most men who do so are cowards. Now wen him see person wey big and strong pass am, instead make im display him brute strength (display some Jackie Chan, Van Damme or Bruce Lee moves), he come dey cry say thug beat am. If na against vulnerable woman, he go dey shakara. Did he not know that he was a thug himself when he was descending on his poor wife? Thug meet thug, come dey cry weeen like baby. Abeg make we leave matter jo. Next time he will think a million times before his hand scratches him to pummel his wife (or wait until her papa don die) LOL.