₦airaland Forum

nikkypearl:
zero sense!

He always has zero sense.. nothing new

Skylarking:
I'm sorry.

I should have minded my business.

Sorry bro.. I can take care of this one..and thank you

Wilfredpat22:
I am only being blunt sir

You can go and make money instead of licking unknown female assses online

Blunt yes..but very wrong. You must be so stingy to think a woman cannot be humble except they are poor or you must be so poor yourself.. either way, you are still wrong!

Wilfredpat22:
That is because you are still in poverty

Come out of it then your true colours shows

I will try.. Madam poverty
Your type is still searching for a rich man to turn her into a rich Madam.. well why not, men are so generous..
Yinmu

Nwodosis:
These are are signs of insanity but only few will understand.

That is eeh.. yaba left

Wilfredpat22:
It’s not about she wants to trend

Have you noticed when we women has money, we tend to be arrogant and disobedient to either our boyfriend or husband

Once a man is in money, he still got his mind in check. If I am coming to this life again, I pray I come as a man honestly

Sorry but I disagree..

yemiosinbajo:
Good to know. But rude manner to end a sentence tho

My apology

yemiosinbajo:
Not everything requires records. If you go to a place where records are not taken, good for you. But one has to be smart and very observant in all things. I have volunteered at a guadalupe center where I served foods to some american indians so i know what you are talking about. Since we were the ones serving them, we had to eat with them and even take pictures. What I'm just trying to emphasize on this thread is that non-immigrants, especially those on student visas, should stop thinking that life in America will be for them what it is for immigrants. These are two completely different scenarios that should not be juxtaposed. The original twitter OP of this thread was a non-immigrant who came to the US on a student visa, the same process many here are trying to follow, so they need to learn from her, and not compare themselves with some privileged kids.

It's not the same here.. period!

yemiosinbajo:
Aunty, which country is your "here" o? I never said anyone cannot receive food stamps or go to a food bank or whatever you call it; what I am saying is, do you know the implication of receiving such benefits as a non-immigrant, especially one who is on a student visa? Do you know how receiving such public benefits can come back to haunt those trying to renew their visas or adjust status?

And what if I don't live in the US and just using microscope? Does that invalidate any fact I have stated on this thread?

Here is Canada and here there is no record at the food bank, no implication. I volunteer there and ate there.I am a student and I can eat there anytime I want

lefulefu:
u mean food is d least problem of ppl living in the US? Some nairalanders here who say they live in US claim food is difficult to find over there

I live in Canada and food is freaking cheap!! The cheapest thing here actually and am sure it's same in the U.S.. if someone can't afford food here, what then can he/she afford.. leave those ones jaree

lefulefu:
illegal immigrants are being fed by soup kitchens run by churches and philantropic groups in the US.Now for someone who studying there as a foreign student and she's a legal migrant...is she saying she's uneligble to the free soup kitchens? Yes there are problems in the West but food will be the least of their problems. They dont fight and kill themselves over food the way we nigerians fight and stab ourselves over jollof rice,pounded yam, and chicken in parties and naming ceremonies.

Food is the least problem here even for homeless sef but then I don't live in the states

yemiosinbajo:
So, you all actually think that non-citizens are eligible for all those food stamps you hear of? Do you know the implication of receiving those benefits at all?

I don't know about USA but here, yes anyone can go to a food bank.. do you live in the US or are you using microscope

frowland:
Interesting, I watched a program few weeks ago where some people were crying that there were no anti venom vaccines in Nigeria hospitals and that patients are dying left, right and center...ah! government is useless etc etc.
Today again, I am reading a news now that snakes are exported to Europe.
You know what they do to those snakes? They harvest their venom, process it then ship it back to Nigeria and WE BUY for our hospitals. Is this not crazy?
Surprisingly, to make an anti venom is quite easy.
1. Extract the venom
2. Inject it on a life horse
3. Take the blood of the horse after few hours and extract the white blood cells. Hola that is your anti venom med.
4. Ship it back to Africa and pocket your money.
Where are all our industrial microbiologists...and Lab scientists? Waitin una even go school go do? Too many ways to make money but we are all waiting for Npower.

For Naija school nah theory nah
They never cover their gutter first..lol

TrumpDonald2:
But wait o, e be like say na hand them take carry this thing keep for this car o

Lol make e no fall for dem head o

UncleJudax:
Who de back you for Nigeria?

Nowhere easy but she no give any credible reason why Lagos better ...them dey share food and shelter for Nigeria/Lagos?

She even see train enter/sleep.

That is eeh

DanXplore:
Water is not even flowing as our waterboard staff are always going on strike and you are busy talking about milk and honey flowing.

I tire o

mamawin:
Haaa! How do you prepare that now? Let me try it

Nah so.. I am just kidding nah

mamawin:
which one is Tumankasa? Kanuri delicacy or which tribe?

Lol all the way from Congo Kinshasa

What am I cooking today
Tumankasa

This was how they started with Rochas

Gistusmore:
The man wife go don wait tire

Wait ke.. nah so

Amberon11:
But have you left "edible catering" alone?

That is eeh

Donald95:
Piece of advice

Young lady, make sure you buy a d.ild.o while it lasts because am very sure that peanut can't satisfy notan girls even with Tramadol.

Young man, make sure you pay close attention to your wife when she gives birth newly because they are fond of giving babies cow colostrum

To the couple, Make sure you train your children in the right way because Chinese government and their computerization wouldn't tolerate Suicide bombers


Tank yo

If only our forefathers focused on science and technology rather than the size of a dick..am sure our country might be better than China.. but no, and here you are, doing the same thing all over again..

ableguy:
Not until you explain what it mean

Akuko n'egwu.. iga eburuzim nu lee lee

ableguy:
You must come and explain to me the meaning of joystick

Able biko rapum aka o

Handle my left yansh

What are you gonna do? Bleep him? The Bleep he haven't had before? Mchteew!

ableguy:
Chaii, you are even worse than I thought

Nah you sabi o

ableguy:
So what did you put there before? You must come and explain it to me

The normal name nah.. not a slang

Jay5mie:
I just viewed your profile, abeg do you sell Soft box? How much and back drops

I believe so. Call or text the number on the card

ableguy:
I say u must come and see me, I no understand again. Wetin be joystick?

It was NL that translated it to that not me o

michlins:
bae if a prostitute can get pregnant, nothing stops you. Best thing is not to bleep at all but once you do bleep, pregnancy can occur

Then I won't bleep..anything it takes. Your head kinda dey there