₦airaland Forum

castrol180:
...and the boy really looks like an autistic patient.

Enemyofpeace:
See as the boy resemble their gardener

marttol:
THE CHILD DOESN'T RESEMBLE HIM AT ALL...
THEREFORE HE IS A BASTARD...
HE SHOULD INTERROGATE HIS WIFE...

Seriously, why are so many idiiots on Nairaland nowadays It's really baffling how most of you try to beat one another in the game of idiocy and insensitivity.

It seems nudity is the newest trend for these yeyebrities.
The idiiots called Uriel even wrote "she works hard", but what's the hard work in taking naked pictures.. Oniyeye!
Anyway, this is the kind of indecency BBN and co are trying to sell to us, and Nigerians are definitely good customers.

kaluxy007:
Am surprised many of you can't see the sarcasm on the Op's write up



He's clearly mocking some set of people�

Seriously, most people are so frustrated or too serious about life that they can't even identify sarcasm or humor when they come across one.

Necksonnel:
When I see people with our this pre wedding wahala. I wonder while people like dangote daughter didn't do all this shit no that the money is not there but sometimes common sense come into place

You probably didn't see the pictures, but they did prewedding photoshoot. They even did prewedding dinner. So you're wrong.
here's a link to it
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2018/3/photos-from-the-pre-wedding-dinner-of-aliko-dangotes-daughter-fatima-2.html

@op.. happy married life.

I'm certain he's a young man who finds using devices easy, unlike all these old lecturers who use the same lecture notes they've been using for decades.
While it is worth commending, it is not really new in Nigeria though. One of my lecturers at UI used it for us during our Master's degree coursework. He used it mainly for assignments and discussion.
We can only hope that others can follow their footsteps.

But that girl is cute sha, even despite her condition.
As for those making fun of their condition, I pray you don't find yourself in a similar situation.

Inferiority complex and chest-beating won't kill you people..

Even the University of al-Qarawiyyin of Morocco, which is popularly referred to as the oldest, continually existing university in the world, started off in 859 as a mosque with a formal arrangement for Arabic studies. And notably, the year '859' is still widely regarded as the year the school kicked off operations even by Guinness World Record.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Al_Quaraouiyine


Just another attempt at massaging your bruised ego and competing with the Yorubas. Candidly, this is a pathetic way to live and compete.

Nigeria can never work.
If she were to be from another tribe I won't want to mention or the ruling party was PDP, most of the people defending her now would have been blasting her while those blasting her now would have been defending/commending her.
Nigeria - a country divided by ethnicity, religion and political affiliation. This country will continue to sink deeper into nepotism, corruption and all sorts of evil!
It's sad I was born here..

AFONJAPIG:
hehehehe .... the dude will probably end up like his brothers... internet warriors and scammers

I was on the lookout for a flat-headed monster to say something like this, and I wasn't disappointed.
We know you people are only good at chest-beating and finding delight in the achievements of your tribesmen; whatever others achieve must be downplayed.
Awon omo ale, olori pelebe..

OneCorner:
afonjas are too local. imagine him wearing agbada
even d last one i visited in owerri, d father dressed in a sleek suite and that's what i call sophistication.

I hope this post is a joke, but if not, your inferiority complex is out of this world.
You've been colonized to believe your native wears can't be worn to official engagements; now you're recolonizing yourself to believe that native wears lack sophistication, even for weddings
I won't generalize this to your tribe because people like you are in every tribe.
You need help.

TheAlchemist:
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i am still struggling with the issue of using glasses, although i have one prescribed by the optician.

I struggled at the beginning too. I would only put it on once in a while at first, but now I use it almost every day. I even have strap for holding it around my neck when I'm not using it.
I suggest you use a fanciful frame to make the glasses look more awesome on you.

donwhizkid:
Until we change our ideology about glasses, the better for us..

I wish to correct an Impression here, USING PRESCRIBED GLASSES DOES NOT MEAN U R BLIND OR U CAN NOT SEE. The glasses are there to augument ur vision and not to deteriorate it..

A man with prescribed glasses, sees better than a man without glasses whose ocular conditions are same.

I used to have this belief until recent. I was/am shortsighted, and thus, couldn't see from far but wasn't using glasses because I believed it would make my sight deteriorate. Besides, most young people using glasses often look like nerds.
I started using glasses a few months ago and it was such a great decision.
People should be educated on this point of yours.

The paint on her face can sufficiently paint a 4-bedroom flat.

okonja:
Only God knows the number of Polo stick that beat her before now

Polo stick? I know what you did there, bro.

ajoyeleke:
Op I also graduated from lautech and I can relate with what u said, pls is it d man who has problem with one eye? If no pl what is his name

Haaa! I had issues with that one-eyed man and a few others at a time with my Bio 101 and 103. I had awaiting results (AR). My department took up the bio 101 case because lots of my mates had same issues then, so the bio 101 results were released, but my issue with bio 103 lasted till I was in 400 level. I went there to beg them to release my results so many times, but they would never listen. I even got a request form from my department, but they didn't even check it, let alone helping me.
I woke up one morning in 400lvl, prayed to God for mercy and favor, went there that same day and got the result released the same day. The situation even made me believe God more.
Those LAUTECH biology department people are wicked, unrepentant sadists.

NoToPile:
Loool at "virginity is gender specific'


Well the thread was originally in romance section, so silly posts/comments are expected.

Seriously, your post summarizes my thought about this whole thread.

So many losers with "flat heads" on this forum nowadays.
When something was posted about DJ cuppy dating an igbo guy the other day, they were saying Yoruba girls can't do without Igbo boys.. Now they've changed story to Yoruba boys running after Igbo girls.

Pathetic people with low self esteem.


Only losers without meaningful lives fight every time for tribesmen that don't know them and find so much pleasure in talking about the achievements of others since they've none.

Chikita66:
See this alaba business man o. So you understand wetin I yarn.

I'm only helping a brother.
Now to the question, is that your number?

Chikita66:
Naught eight naught, dozen dozen, naught naught two two.
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Blessed200016:
my bad......... confused

If she's not lying, the number is 0.80.12.12.00.2.2

kc2hansome:
You buy latest 2018 model by 2019 it becomes outdated.

Behavioral pattern of the wealthy is like a curve.
Eg.

Davido would $200,000 car
Christiano would buy a $1,000,000 car
Mayweather would buy a $5,000,000 car
but
Warren Buffet would drive a $40,000 car.

Stay humble. Invest yourself to things that will last forever

You guys and this mentality..
You can't expect younger men (celebrities) to use old cars when they can easily afford newer ones. And mind you, they also have long-term investments.
These wealthy men like Warren Buffet may not buy the latest cars, but they own yachts which are substantially more expensive than cars.
Besides, you don't tell a rich man how he should spend his money.
Go get yours and give it to charity or live in a mud house if you like.

Nairaland and sensational topics.
He's not really criticizing the couple, but rather pointing out the hypocrisy of a certain Daurawa, the Hisban boss or the morality police chief who criticized Emir Muhammadu Sanusi's daughter, but went dumb now that the bride and groom are children of governors.
We should learn to read properly as these little things can incite negative responses from the audience.

The yahoo boys on NL are out in full gears to defend their fellows

D'banj said the plain truth.

It seems she's more into modeling these days than singing.

man woman must hustle jare.. If singing doesn't pay again, another venture must pay.

jhubril:
Dear Goofball,

I have no concern for your ignorance which by now has reached maturation. It won't be an omission to ignore a mad man who keeps washing his palms to remove a dirt that isn't there.

Your insistence on using 'school' as verb is a shame that has fallen upon you. You lack the face to admit faults when an overwhelming evidence comes around. You may die in perpetual ignorance but I fear for your generation.

Regards

Show screenshots or links to prove your claim, but you prefer to continue ranting, blabbing and making incessant noise.
I believe you now; you are the authority that determines what's right or wrong in English language. I hope you can shut up now.

I would have wished you a good day, but I don't know if the word "good" also exists in your dictionary.

Yankee101:
There is always one mad man in the house

mad man? You aptly described that young man you quoted. Kudos.

jhubril:
Dear Lunkhead,

It is still a very valid point of argument that you lack a proper understanding of when and how to use the word " School'. Kindly take note of the following points :

1. The word ' school ' is not a verb . It is grammatically wrong to say : I SCHOOLED in Harvard. From whom did you learn that 'school ' is a verb in this context? SMH

2. The word 'school' applies basically as the COLLECTIVE for FISH when it is understood that they swim together. That's why you could say : A SCHOOL OF FISH. Got this?

When & How To Verbalise the word "SCHOOL".

Gerunds come to mind. When you add 'ing' to a verb it does not merely become a noun except when properly used to do what nouns do.

ING.


1. SCHOOLING the new horses is time consuming ( How does this sound? Incorrect? Hell no ! It is absolutely correct.

The word 'school ' is used as a noun by adding 'ing'. So avoid this pitfall!

2. I SCHOOLED myself to be compassionate. ( I have deliberately used the word 'school ' as a verb to mean that I taught myself the virtue of compassion)

Education is in a state of infirmity in this country. SMH

Stop writing gibberish, young man.
Writing lengthy, meaningless paragraphs won't justify your argument.
You're not an authority in determining what's wrong or right in English language. So, if you think you've any point, attach links or screenshots supporting your stance just like I did when I "schooled" you on the use of "school" as a verb.
By the way, calling people names doesn't mean you're better than them. It only shows you're not intellectually sound enough to hold civil discussions.

jhubril:
HOW ON EARTH IS "SCHOOL" A VERB? This is another good reason to teach proper English. smh.

After ranting and attacking everyone on this thread, you ended up goofing with this argument. So what's essence of British accent if you don't know the basics such as using school as a verb.
I've attached a screenshot showing school as a verb.
You can thank me later.

engrkaz:
them go learn from ijaws... My friend's surname is electric.

Electric? Very bizarre.

cheapgoals:
Danger Fourpence

Fourpence is a Zimbabwean player who plays for Kiglon Bird FC. He really does sound like a character from one of James Bond film: “The game is up Fourpence” (If you didn’t say that in Sean Connery’s voice then you are not my friend, Unfortunately, he is better known for his funny name rather than his footballing abilities. Fourpence gets an extra bonus for being the best named among a team of staggering funny names.

Here are some of the funny names that featured in Fourpence’s team:

Cunning Muzuva, Raymond Undi, Blessing Makunike, Marvel Samaneka, Heavens Chinyama, Givemore Manuella, Gift Makolonio, Method Mwanyazi, Limited Chicafa and Zambian Laughter Chilembe.

It seems Zimbabweans have the weirdest and most abstract names in the world.
You hear them bear names like Surprise, Method, Cunning, Glory, Givemore, Limited, Power, Foreign, Hardlife, Knowledge, Ocean, Knox, Talent etc. They even bear names of popular places around the world.
I think Nigerians and Zambians are gradually following their footsteps too.

We know some of the posters lied, but they should "kontinu"

DavSagacity:
Calm down bro. He's not a Nigerian. He has his future well planned with investment and endorsement deals here and there.

Are/were R. Kelly, M. Tyson, M. Jackson and other American celebrities who have/had gone broke before also Nigerians?
Anyone can go broke irrespective of their country of residence or birth.

Do they really have to display their stupidity at every opportunity?
Social media reaction is the only thing the youths are good at in this godforsaken country no wonder the looters won't stop looting us dry.