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lofty900:
the company needs serious upgrade. He needs to start thinking global, not just only Nigeria. He should hire services of world renowned auto designers, introduce latest technology. Get a car stand at world auto shows like the Geneva Motor show where other car companies go to display their latest cars. Seriously he should forget about profit first and build a brand then watch how his business will boom. The igbo mentality of making profit should be put aside. He should learn from Volvo and how Volvo became a global brand.

First thing innoson must upgrade is that their drab and uncreative logo or crest. It's ugly.

Brilliant girl. You'll be like your father in the nearest future..

Why not just post your transcript and certificate and lay this matter to rest?

Rocking my Infinix. Next!!!

Another "baby" again?!! OK o..

I will never embark on a safari, with all these gory tales that keeps coming out on daily basis.. If it's not a Lion that's mauling someone, it a hippo, or a wild ox knocking someone out.

This is an exercise in futility. PDP is dead. I repeat, dead!

FC Ifeanyi Ubah is slowly becoming the BARCELONA of Nigerian football. Congratulations to the club.

I didn't understand a thing.

One barawo don chop him own finish, E don hand baton to another barawo. Mtchewww...

And see how beautiful she still looks. Some will apply four layers of makeup and look "beautiful". Soon after the wedding, the husband will file for divorce, reason being, he has been scammed.

Initially I had my doubts about Akinwunmi Ambode being an effective Governor. I must say he's been nothing short of awesome. Although there's still a lot more he can do I think, so far, he's on the right track and with his sustained determination Lagos will just be "that" city. Why always Lagos sef?? I'm jealous jor.



Proudly Rivers.

Wow. Nigeria..

OP, can I reach you by phone? I really need counsel from a person like you..

Ambode has really done well, even above my expectations. I really thought he was going to be a mere stooge and puppet of Tinubu. Obviously I was wrong. Lagosians are one lucky bunch.

And some died to ensure Seriake Dickson won a second term. I don't pity them, even for a minute.

Who wore the Army "khaki" better?

crixtex:
As for me, i believe wholeheartedly in the Lord Jesus Christ, and i am His proud follower...

Continue allowing demons to trick.you with Alien fiction until you accept d AntiChrist who will be destroyed at the appearing of the Lord

I am a firm follower of Christ and I also believe in the existence of ET. How does belief in the existence of ET affect one's stand with God? As a matter of personal opinion I feel that in the fullness of time God will allow us come in contact with super advanced humanoid beings(although not "in our likeness" who may be his devoted followers somewhere in the universe, to humble us. You know...

Google. Was looking for stuff there, saw the link and clicked. Topics on FP attracted me.

You watch Nollywood movies and wonder why the editor saw through his job. Do they even watch the movies before selling them?

Akkord4gov:
U want me to start dancing

No don't dance. Wailer!!!

Jengbetiele:
Sequel to numerous of private messages enquiries I got after my two posts https://www.nairaland.com/2822230/having-tough-time-academics-read and https://www.nairaland.com/2432779/funny-jjc-experience-canada . There is a common objective in all the mails received. Similarly going by most of the quotes, replies and mentions on the thread it became obvious that everyone wants to know how to secure a scholarship in Canadian universities for graduate programs at master’s level and PhD. The aim of this thread to give detailed step by step procedures during the application phase. Needless to say that when you secure a full scholarship admission in a foreign university, the chances you will be given the visa is 95 percent. They rarely deny or delay scholars . Let’s get started

Graduate programs are basically of two types in Canada. The first being thesis or research based admission and the second project route admission. While thesis based is meant for researchers and people who would not mind a PhD in the near future, project based is mainly suited for students who would prefer to work in the industry hence most project based programs have a coop or work term component…don’t be confused na just IT…but paid IT and it usually runs for 4 months.

Due to the nature of thesis based master’s degree, it is usually more rigorous and highly competitive you know how money matter dey always be now hahahha and as a result, you are given a full scholarship from basically three sources. The first is School of graduate studies; the second is your home department while the third is from Research assistant role or teaching assistant role.
The accumulation of these funds runs in thousands of dollars paid to you per annum. They deduct your tuition and other expenses and pay you the rest on a bi-weekly basis. It is worthy of mention to state explicitly that once you apply for a thesis route masters degree, you need not apply for any other scholarship separately. It comes together like bread and butter in most cases hahahaha. And when you are admitted and you get funding from an external source, they stop the one that comes with your admission hahahahaha you wan hammer ontop scholarship money abi? .

Now the big question is how do I qualify and/or what are the basic requirements. Well for the most part, you need a CGPA of nothing less than a 75 percent in your undergraduate. This is equivalent to a 3.5 on a 5.0 scale. Depending on your choice of program, you may need Gmat or GRE and probably IELTS too as part of supporting documents. As earlier stated the competition is always very fierce. My supervisor told me over 700 applicants submitted while just 15 were chosen. Hence you need to be that irresistible and promising young scholar.

This is where creating a scholarly profile comes in. It is not a requirement most times but I recommend including your scholarly publications in your application and certificates of membership of academic bodies. If you are still an undergraduate, hope still dey. Join IEEE, AIESEC and all these student organizations. And try write some articles also. I did it so you can do it too. Just research and stop being lazy like me hahahha. Moreover, you will need to write a clear and concise statement of purpose clearly stating your research interest and your academic feats. All these writings no be big deal. They are just a perfect avenue to sell yourself to the review panel and make them pee in their pants hahahahhaa thereby creating that enthusiasm to sign you. All these would further strengthen your case and make your application more competitive. As a matter of fact I included all these when I was applying even certificates of presentations and participations in academic conferences in Nigeria.

One of the hurdles in securing a thesis admission is getting a supervisor. That can be very frustrating as I went through the same too. So my advice here is draft a very unique proposal. Not just the normal template we see around. Be creative an instance when I was writing mine I wrote something likes “Sir I read your publications titled database blab blab la bla. While it is educative and interesting if adopted in today’s world of computing, I would like to specifically state that combining your methodology with so so so approach could create a more efficient database system…..I made logical suggestions to one of his works while indirectly critiquing others hahahaha try this with a naija professor at your peril hahahahaha. So write a catchy proposal. Because even if you have a first class, and you can’t get a supervisor, you won’t be admitted. Though some universities do merge student automatically the supervisor of aligning interest but most of them won’t do that.

Above all, pray for favour and goodluck because sometimes the race is not to the swift hahahahaha. Before I return my pen into basket of love, I wish you a prosperous 2016 in advance.

How can I join AIESEC here in Nigeria? Sorry for quoting the whole article.

Toks2008:
You are drifting the topic though but the embolden is well articulated and i agree with you.

What im just trying to explain is that no woman should date a man because she hopes that the guy will make it in future..infact that is a criminal act

Many Naija babes have this criminal and potentially dumb and parasitic mindset that they are with a struggling guy in order to be a good beneficiary of his speculated future wealthy status.

What if he never makes it? what happened to loving a man for who he is and not who he may become?
I think there is something fundamentally wrong with the mindset of many Nigerian ladies and until they change this appalling mindset,they will never have value in the eyes of any man whether they struggled with him or met him as a wealthy man.

Rich guys go broke and broke guys hit it big and that is just life for you so every reasonable and focused lady should never ever stay with a struggling guy because she hopes he makes it one day.Its one thing to expect progress for your man and another to patch up with a man with a dominant hope that he makes it and then spends on you. huuh!

My good God. Where'd you get this kind of wisdom. You must be living abroad.

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39126766]27Kg[/quote]No explanation whatsoever.

ITbomb:
Rabbit is 3 kg (X)
Cat is 7 (Double Chance)
Dog is 17 (Handicap)

Hilarious...

S: They can be used to keep and carry about light-weight and small-sized personal effects.

D: One is usually bigger in size.


Monitor and Keyboard

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My good lord...Like this post if you gave up after scrolling all the way down..

wiseoneking:
waiting this one dey talk? All weather. Whatever it takes as you said, even if it takes stupidity and ignorance. Watch your mouth.

You're the stark contrast of your moniker. Stay blessed.