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Romance › Re: When You Discover There Is More To Life Than Police And Thief (pix) by schumastic(m): 12:01am On Sep 19, 2016
*sunny neji voice*
this ikebe go put me for trouble o, ooo Ikebe

am very sure he will be wondering who is hitting that and when he grows up this is exactly what he wants as well lol
Romance › Re: MY BOYFRIEND STIL TALKS WITH HIS EX by schumastic(m): 11:56pm On Sep 18, 2016
Europija:
....can i have ur contact?
really sad, considering how much you love him n all..truth is this, he still have feelings for her even though they are no more, since he is not in the country... try not to show any desperation cus guys don't like such..is rear to see an igbi guy settle down with a foreigner, although I might be wring but just b yourself and if you can show him how much u love him, am very sure his heart will b filled with your thoughts..o n by the way am also an igbo guy so I know my brothers lol.
Family › Re: Girl Found Wondering At Sabo Tasha, Kaduna (Photo) by schumastic(m): 11:17pm On Sep 18, 2016
Berbierklaus:
For everybody to be quoting that comment,a reasonable person will know something is wrong but no,anything for the likes grin



How far you nah wink
am where you left me dear
Family › Re: Girl Found Wondering At Sabo Tasha, Kaduna (Photo) by schumastic(m): 5:55pm On Sep 18, 2016
sinaj:
She needs flogging grin
As big as she is, she doesn't knw how mom's no by heart sad



I hope someone that knows her see this thread tho smiley
am dissapointed at your reasoning and wandering why you will say something of such
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) ON 16th September 2016 by schumastic(m): 3:29pm On Sep 18, 2016
NameCheckers:
I no tell u? I Don win my bet tongue
which club are you supporting
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) ON 16th September 2016 by schumastic(m): 5:58pm On Sep 16, 2016
NameCheckers:
Liverpool go knack dem
come and put your money where your mouth is cool cool any amount am down cus we are sooo whooping there ass....the billionaires club will always remain the best team in the world..BLUES for lifeeeeee grin grin
Family › Re: Serious Life Partner Needed For Marital Journey by schumastic(m): 2:16pm On Sep 16, 2016
CindyeMerAld:
for ur entire life,u ve never seen som1 that looks like me so u shld feel priviledged to look at my face...good night and sleep well
thanks for the best wishes cus i slept well, also for the entire life stuff you wrote up there, i agree i haven't seen someone like you and sincerely i hope i don't tongue tongue..
Family › Re: Serious Life Partner Needed For Marital Journey by schumastic(m): 10:26pm On Sep 15, 2016
[quote author=CindyeMerAld post=49393409][/quote]I don't plan on looking at your face cus it ain't worth it, so I will let other low self esteem guys that's making your head swell do that..do v a lovely night
Romance › Re: When The Pussy Is Soo Good.. That The Lawd Has To Intervene (see Picture ) by schumastic(m): 8:33pm On Sep 15, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
Life is full of disappointments smiley
I know better now
Family › Re: Serious Life Partner Needed For Marital Journey by schumastic(m): 8:32pm On Sep 15, 2016
CindyeMerAld:
sweetie,am proudly anambrarian....God forbid i come from imo#no offense#
God forbit I marry from anambra, where there parents makes 90% decision for them..always my mum say, my dad say bla bla bla mschew
Romance › Re: When The Pussy Is Soo Good.. That The Lawd Has To Intervene (see Picture ) by schumastic(m): 2:04pm On Sep 15, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
grin I dey tell you, so annoying cheesy
am disappointed, wasn't expeting this from you
Romance › Re: After Having Sex With Her.. She Suddenly Wants A No Sex Relationship..(help) by schumastic(m): 6:36pm On Sep 14, 2016
Davedgr8:
Good day guys,

I've been thinking, i don't know where i went wrong.
My girlfriend of whom i disvirgined is bent on ''no sex relationship'' in my mind, i said..that's if you will be able to resist me after making you wet.. So, i thought it was just a joke,last night, when i tried kpanshing.. Bae didn't allow me o.. I made her dripping wet, kissed, hot romance, fingered her wella.. But bae didn't gv me access into the honeypot.. When i pushed further, she started crying.. At this point, I had to leave her.

Help a bro, What might be the problem romanlanders..

Modify: we had a quarrel, which made us not talk for over a week.. We just reconciled some days back
she thinks you are after her body that's why...show her more love and care, take her out and spend time with her without bringing the sex topic up or make any move towards that area .
trust me she will be the one asking you for it.
Romance › Re: Epic Photo:: See What An African Bride Was Spotted Doing At Her Wedding. by schumastic(m): 6:32pm On Sep 14, 2016
that doesn't look like a bride to me shocked shocked
Romance › Re: What Do Girls Contribute In Relationships? by schumastic(m): 12:54pm On Sep 14, 2016
Joy1706:
You're right tho. Why would I want to date a broke guy? When I'm not broke myself. A broke guy would be a liability. Trust me, I know. Been there, done that and I wasn't even appreciated. So never doing that shit again
same thing goes for the guys as well, the reason for the debate...anyway like i always say, true love doesn't exist and in this naija, no money no love grin grin
Romance › Re: What Do Girls Contribute In Relationships? by schumastic(m): 11:33pm On Sep 13, 2016
Joy1706:
Money is all you contribute. And your money means nothing
so I thought until the day I found out that, no lady wants to date a broke guy...am very sure if I ask you, if you can date a broke guy, you will say no..so my dear, money means everything..funny enough I asked a female friend what is her definition for the word romance and she said, a guy that is rich. I was pissed af first, but after giving it a second thought I found out she was right..cus a guy can't show how romantic he is through words but action n 80% of it has to do with money n the other 20% is his attitude and the rest...so you see that money means everything to you ladies with you included.
Romance › Re: Help.. This Babe Wants To Ruin Me! by schumastic(m): 6:03pm On Sep 13, 2016
doctorkush:
I met Benita via a female friend of mine 2 months ago, actually we met at a party and I collected her contact and from there we started talking.. first week of been with her, she complained about her hair and how unkempt it looks(I actually have asked her out and she agreed). well I simply did the cool dude stuff and asked her how much will it cost her to make her hair and she told me 5k and I just flipped open my wallet and gave her the cash.in less than two weeks, she complained about how she lacked some necessary stuffs and needed to change her wardrobe and she billed me 22k (she told me she had to tell me half cuz she doesn't want to be a burden) and she will cover the rest of the bills. and I transferred her the money cuz I wasn't having that amount on me...

now yesterday, she came around and during her time with me she won't stop complaining about how her apartment is old fashioned and classless... and my instincts tells me am about to be billed again in just less than two months of meeting her huh shocked ...am I not doomed like this pals cuz this bae have this way of innocently demanding and she makes me feel its just a small thing I can do... its somehow and to love-vendor her apartment isn't a small money...

pls pals, someone should pls wake me up..
well you created the impression you are boxed up so deal with it
Christianity Etc › Re: Joshua Iginla Gives A Widow & 95-Year-Old Man Money, Exotic Cars (Pics) by schumastic(m): 5:16pm On Sep 13, 2016
hmmm
Family › Re: Is It Okay For A 20-Year-Old Girl To Marry? by schumastic(m): 4:57pm On Sep 13, 2016
komododragons:
but you dey go fuccck small small girls Girls? undecided

so those small small girls you dey fucck them no dey ready for marriage abi ?


ask your mother when she marry your father she go tell you say she marry at the age of 18......

una dey make things hard for una self joor.

there is no law that say 18 is not ripe for marriage. even the oyinbo were una dey follow.

18 is recommendable for marriage.
coming from someone who i probably f one of his sis, i won't disagree on that but like i said she is not yet ready or is your 20yr old sis ready for marriage?
Family › Re: Is It Okay For A 20-Year-Old Girl To Marry? by schumastic(m): 1:51pm On Sep 13, 2016
she is not ready yet
Romance › Re: What Do Girls Contribute In Relationships? by schumastic(m): 10:55am On Sep 13, 2016
Joy1706:
Then what did I ask? What do guys contribute IN a relationship that a girl can't get outside?
Money, Ego, Owo, Kudi, we make more sacrifices than ladies this days and go extra mile to prove how much we love them, just so they don't look outside but at the end they will.
the only thing i know ladies bring in a relationship is drama, sex is out of it cus both parties enjoy it while doing it and funny enough, the guy does most of the hard work in that area as well lol.
you saying a lady can get them outside simply shows that a lady can't contribute anything both in and outside the relationship if she doesn't offer sex, shikena.
Romance › Re: What Do Girls Contribute In Relationships? by schumastic(m): 7:43pm On Sep 12, 2016
Tiny23:
Yes
where is my salah meat, I have not received any all day
Romance › Re: What Do Girls Contribute In Relationships? by schumastic(m): 7:41pm On Sep 12, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
I can't think of anything more smiley if you feel girls need to bring in something else, please tell me I'm all ears smiley ......if you have no idea, then you don't know what you want then
I feel is meant yo be a 50-50 if he brings in cash she should do like wise and same goes to care, affections and the rest..but thus doesn't go down well to most of our Naija girls, cuc they believe the guy should bring in the cash and do more of the commitment(at the back of their mind they feel, the sex they av with their guy is somethimg big and is enough on their own side)
Romance › Re: Revenge On Ex :) He's Going To Jail And Getting Deported by schumastic(m): 6:07pm On Sep 12, 2016
foolinlove:
I will not reply any posts, this just public service announcement. For one person, the jerk knows who he is.

I found out your marriage - the one you used my money to pay for - is fake. For papers only.

Enjoy the next couple days because I'm calling immigration and your a$$ is going to be dragged to jail and deported.

That's what you get for messing with me fukker. I know you're reading this.
why can't you forgive him and move on.
Romance › Re: What Do Girls Contribute In Relationships? by schumastic(m): 6:04pm On Sep 12, 2016
Tiny23:
your mentality tho, but it's not my business...let me go n watch how our cow will be slaughtered, you are welcome
are you a Muslim?
Romance › Re: What Do Girls Contribute In Relationships? by schumastic(m): 6:03pm On Sep 12, 2016
Joy1706:
Likewise what do guys offer in a relationship that a girl won't get outside relationship?
the question is in a relationship not outside the relationship
Romance › Re: What Do Girls Contribute In Relationships? by schumastic(m): 6:02pm On Sep 12, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
Support, encouragement, ideas, problem solver etc.... smiley
they get all that from their loved ones so what else do you people bring in? cus i myself i really want to know.
Romance › Re: Guys Please What Should I Do Next by schumastic(m): 6:01pm On Sep 12, 2016
ezeonline2:
we have gone for a text and it's confirmed she is pregnant.
o boy if i say you should beg her to abort it some holy of hollies will come for my head, instead think of how you will break the news to your fiance cus am very sure the wedding will not take place if this issue is not resolved, except you want to start the marriage on a foundation filled with lies.
Romance › Re: My Last Thread On Nairaland (goodbye) by schumastic(m): 5:52pm On Sep 12, 2016
AjFive:
They always come back.
is like an addiction, they will come back or probably switch to their other moniker but keep a low profile
Romance › Re: Photos: Lady Carelessly Exposes Panties While Dancing With Boyfriend At Party by schumastic(m): 5:49pm On Sep 12, 2016
mizzbouqui:
What is she doing in the second picture shocked shocked
she is looking for her money, do you have it grin grin
Romance › Re: Guys Please What Should I Do Next by schumastic(m): 5:48pm On Sep 12, 2016
*in p-square voice* E DON HAPPEN
op better shift the wedding date till you resolve this drama that is about to unfold cus you won't like the ending and am pretty sure it will have more than part 1...meanwhile go and confirm if she is truly pregnant, cus she might want to get back at you.
Romance › Re: My Last Thread On Nairaland (goodbye) by schumastic(m): 5:43pm On Sep 12, 2016
Berlyn:
Saying goodbye can be tough when you don’t know if you are ever going to meet again. Only memories are left behind!!

Just like how you don’t forget the tune when a song fades out and stops playing, I will never forget the priceless memories of the little time i spent here..

I learnt a lot on this forum and i appreciate that.. all thanks to se.un the founder! And Lalasticlala the supermod ex crush cry (my crush for you was all Hoax i never meant it..i only wanted to gain your attention!!) Lol

To my friends
... Made lot of friends here but still i aint ganna forget the little time i spent with you all..All the beautiful memories that we have made together as friends will be cherished and fondly remembered. I guess we have a lot to keep ourselves busy with until we meet again..

To my enemies/those who hate me I have no trouble with my enemies, I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!! I know that a lot of you will call me a pathetic nerd for the past two paragraphs, but if you do you would be calling yourself one as well, as I am putting up the "I'm rubber, you're glue, anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you." defense!! tongue
The Drama on Nairaland is just fvcking too much cry i can't take it any longer..

Dear you!
How dare you treat me like that? Do you think i dont have any feelings or something? I can't believe I thought you were a decent person well now i can see so clearly that you are a pathetic little individual!! Well i aint gat much thing to say to you.. You a biiitch!!

Dear you! you fucking piece of shit, you made me go through hell with the little time i spent here!! (You know yourself)
I just wanted to let you know that I hate you. And not in that "ha ha ha- i hate" kind of way, no I really do! Fvck you Fvck you!!! I hate you!!

Goodbye you all!!
before i started reading this i knew someone must have broken your heart in here that made you want to deactivate...sorry about that but i like the fact you learnt a thing or two, good luck to your next quest and all the best..although i have this funny feeling you will come back, maybe with a diff moniker but u will
Family › Re: Who Owns Me? by schumastic(m): 5:30pm On Sep 12, 2016
LegendDrogba:
Don't just view, pls help out with your advice.
the only person that can help you here is your mum's pastor and someone she respect the most, someone she always look up to all the time...meet her pastor and explain things to him, then you meet the meet the person she respects the most and talk to him or her and both should call her and talk to her.. am sure she will listen to the both of them

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