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I thought his work was to only open products and talk in lay man terms. Since when did he become an authority for all things tech? Why is OP watching a 720p HD video in windowed mode?

If till now there are no pictures or video evidence of the acts then I will write off the whole news as Nairaland spreading falsehood. It is an occurring theme here.

She isn’t the best looking twenty one year old. To Ned Nwoko she is a fallen angel. A man his age struck gold on catching someone so young.

This girl again? Isolation boredom is really wounding her.

Since 2011 only 25 posts. OP is not a serious entity.

It’s 23:10 and safe to say the animal is neatly tucked away in OP’s stomach.

1. If you stop being picky, you can have as many girlfriends as him. Females are the ones constantly chased. If a guy tries to play hard to get or only selects the best when it comes to females he will lose at the end.

2. This is old news which always finds its way to this forum. For those twenty three girlfriends he has, at least the same amount of men go to bed every day cupping their phalluses.

‘Why would a lady sleep with a married man and even go ahead to post the pictures, she should be ashamed of herself’.

She should keep asking herself. To achieve things in life one has to throw shame by the wayside. Every other person wants the next man to stay in mediocrity with them.

Nigerians can’t relate to this. To them grilling is something associated with Northeners. In the southern US, obviously where he is whiling away time at the moment, grilling is a necessary skill. Meat is an excess commodity over there.

I don’t care. He’s gone, back to bones and eventually dust. Nigeria survived before him, survived with him, and will surely survive after him.

I’m happy to see the lockdown has improved many romantic relationships. The situation is a hidden blessing which people will realize when work lives resume.

kingkon:
My neigbour was sick and invited a native doctor. I warned him and he told me that he can't. I pleaded with him and begged him to wait for God's time but he refused. He went inside his house with the native doctor and after the native doctor finised doing his enchantment he told my neigbour that the sickness is incurable but can be transferred to another person and my neigbour greedily agreed. The native doctor then told my neigbour that the first person that will enter his house he should shout "taarh" and the sickness will transfer to the person and the person will die. My neighbor agreed and the native doctor left in a hurry, forgetting to collect his money for the service he had offered. My neigbour sat down in his parlour and kept his door open waiting for the first victim that will pass through that door. The native doctor then remembered that he forgot to collect his money and decided to go back and collect it. Immediately the native doctor entered my neighbor shouted "taarh" and the native doctor shouted "retaarh" and my neighbor shouted again "reretaaarh" and the native doctor replied "rereretaaaarh". This noise started since morning and up till now they are both shouting "rererererereretaaaaaaaaarrrhhhh"

I am just outside the window laughing my heart out. ��������

What a boring hackneyed joke. Now it’s on copy-pasta status.

If you read the news article which anyone can fake, looked through the chats which anyone can fake, ignored the fact OP didn’t post a picture of the female and still decided to comment afterwards, then it says a lot about the excess time the quarantine has given you and the fact you’re not spending it positively.

The guy was a gifted rapper. Popular? I doubt. It’s sad to see him go. The painful part is his death still won’t convince akatas and ignorant Nigerians on the existence of this virus.

Trolls will bastardize the section. It will need at least five moderators to ensure misinformation is not the order of the day. Nobody is ready for such a task.

How did the lockdown cause it then? I can change the caption to 'he saw his girlfriend's nudes in his friend's phone' and the thread will look no different.

The second poster obviously did not read the body of the thread. After reading this post he'll go back to read it then reply me saying he did the first time. Nothing concerns me and the international oil price. If it likes let it fluctuate to hell, it doesn't affect my existence since freelancing using articles online are only constrained by the experience of the writer and the amount of data he/she possesses at the time.

No. Every time I see a friend of mine post serious queries Nairalanders find them difficult to understand. If he decides to troll with childish threads they get full to the brim with comments and contributions. He uses this place for comic relief and nothing more.

At her old age why isn't she married? Is she one of these online comedians?

I do not know and don't care to know. If staying indoors is the only means to survive in this period then I shall do so without complaint.

If in poverty one still gives out of the goodness of their heart, then it will continue when they strike it big. If in poverty one claims his/her situation is the reason they can’t help others, just know even at Dangote-level that individual’s penny will never see another’s pocket.

It’s good. We need it.

mansakhalifa:
At last, a Zeeworld apologist^^^. I appreciate this. Trust me.

But you see, as the axiom goes, you do not compare apple with peaches or even oranges.

Like seriously, you compare the EPL- the world's greatest football league- to a Zeeworld show!?!!? I mean who does that? Such utter disrespect.

I will just let that pass. Long as you promise not to draw such unhealthy comparisons... *exhales* Ever again.

As I guessed originally: a waste of time and effort.

1. Cardi is not African. That’s already a fail. Anyone can look like Nicki Minaj because she is originally West African. A full blooded Nigerian looking like Priyanka Chopra is impossible.

2. She’s not a role model. Anyone who looks up to her as one needs an overhaul of their entire existence.

3. I thought Mercy Eke was a better Cardi clone. Am I wrong?

I know I’m wasting time and effort, but I’ll make this quick: Imagine how you enjoy watching the Premiere League? That’s how much enjoyment your cousin gains from Zeeworld. Imagine how much you enjoy posting comments on Nairaland? That’s how much enjoyment she gains from their programming. Imagine how much you enjoy betting on sports competitions? She feels the same. Imagine how much Nairalanders enjoy criticizing the government?

At the end of the day anything which someone enjoys, just replace the activity with Zeeworld and the individual with your cousin. I can delve deeper into the mechanics of the channel’s enjoyment. Time and time again I’ve learned not to bother.

This woman and her plastic body.

1. Nobody cares.
2. Everybody knows.
3. There’s no point dying for the country.
4. As usual the perpetrator won’t face justice of any sort.

See how to catch the non-authenticity of this news: if her husband is Christian, why will she become Muslim?

Deepfeel:
Just wait till the number of cases reaches 10 thousand, and Nigeria is on lockdown for 6 months you will see each region pushing for self determination

That’s another impossibility. It seems you will respond with yet another impossibility. We’re alive together to watch things unfold. With time you’ll dismiss all the comments you’ve posted so far.

Deepfeel:
It might happen when covid19 break down the economy of this country to the point that, it will be every region for himself, no free oil money coming from abuja

It's still not possible.

NigerianSage:
What kind of comment is this? Your mates are progressing in life, but your own concern in life is twerking.

Sad.

duh-duh-duh-duh.