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[quote author= post=128334350]So shall it be....

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My Igbo friends will choose that.


I love this simplicity

TheFinesseKid:
what does it mean

snake get hands inside him stomach

There’s nothing bad with the dress but I can’t allow my woman to put that on

A town hall….

Starboytwo:
i dey feel you bro, me personally i no dey too get luck for these kain things. so maybe because people like me dey, bullrun no go come.

just sayin

so u be salao? I take God beg you bro, comot for crypto then, let me see my own do o

Fhaze:
Bro, honestly what percentage of the world even use crypto

The elites are trying to put assets on Blockchain
And huge amount of money is about to flow in

This might be the longest bull run and the one with more parabolic runs

Choi, u just boost my morale , if na so , then 👇👇
Santorini#2024
Lambo#2024
😄😄

Make I spread my net for here,2024, I want to go all out for investment .. I’m new..
The page plenty o , chai chai, where do I start from?

Enyinne:
Pls i need a guide on the registration for amazon Fba seller account. I no mind to pay for the services .

Incase you get hold of this update, I’m interested abeg.

Don’t know why I’m feeling this bullrun might not be like the last one… I feel people are more into crypto and more positioned for the ‘parabolic ‘ move now ..
Is anyone else feeling the same?

Well, my advise is, if you’re already IN, be patience to the end, and if you’re yet to get IN, look before you leap…

how time flies sha . I remember when I used to be her crush back then in Atlanta . No regrets, we move📍

Having bought two lg TVs 32 inches and 55 inches, I’ll recommend it. Very durable.

EreluRoz:
It's not true, I attracted all form of men and very decent ones inclusive, was just enjoying the attention and all but was still naive in all I was doing.

it’s the confidence for me. Lol

Wotowotoman:
Seanwilliam the masturbator just imagine say you dey soapy in the dark make these things enter your brokus

Baba werey
Which kind imagination be that naso u hate me reach ?

Nothing special , did that in Ibadan last week for a nairalander

What do u guys think of arb and aave?

Never underestimate power of sweet gbola.
Come and ask me

Tonytonex:
you don't know what you are saying.

It's the other way round.

i guessed I should have personalized it.

CHRISTFUCKER:
Look maxxx if you aren't a fine boy and get multiple bichs that will be feeding you indirectly


Once babe loves you , she go day come your apartment cook and clean with her money that's if your p game is superb

Delusion at its peak Dey whine yourself.
Fine boy previlege dey for this tinubu’ shege?
Lmao

Well..
Just know that it’s far easier to make 500 $ these days than 500k in Nigeria .

SultanOfAbia:
At least when War start
They will first carry you women and children to safety first before Men.
If bandit attack village, na Men Dem dey first kill
If arm robber enter house, Na the man go protect both wife and pikin

You don't hear us complain about it


See, it's not only women that have privelege in this world ooo

Men get their own privelege too
we are allowed to flex many women
It is our privelege

The heavy responsibility on Men today is enough to kill 2 elephants.
1 wife cannot solve this kind problem
You need wife and side chick to join hands inorder to keep Men sane in this Hard times

So lock up and get back to the kitchen..
Allow Men to Enjoy

finishing

This time has to be the most confusing ..

With everything happening now , we don’t know whether we’re coming or going.

That’ll have me sitting on my blockos.

Nothing new, happens in Ibadan everyday

Personally, my choice has always been between iPhone and Samsung… nothing anybody one tell me,
For example I bought an iPhone 12 Pro Max used @ 540k like 3 years ago, resold it 510k recently and got a brand 14pm. And I can tell u, I never had any issues with the phone for solid 3 Years . I sold it just because the battery health dropped from 97 to 81 if not ehn, I for still dey rock am. I have a friend who’s still using his s21 5g he bought around the same time..



Truthfully , these phones are expensive and hold values, you’ll enjoy them in the long run provided you maintain am well. Just keep saving and go for quality …
Google pixel is also a solid choice too.
Apart from these, bro count me out.

It’s been a rollercoaster ride

You’re absolutely on point . When I was running my ND program, there is this guy that did feed me for a like semester, then he liked beans , he would cook and halla my name through the window to come out and take my portion..



Fast forward to now, not bragging I’ve done x10000 of what he did for me then…
Also there’s this girl that helped me with my project back then, even though I ended up knacking her, I still come through for her time to time…

You know say women dey press phone wella , those old S series no dey get battery o ,,
The a14 is more or less a techno phone with Samsung name , but the battery is solid.. as per your budget, kuku ma buy the a14cos the battery

Add small change and get yourself uk iPhone XR for or Samsung s215g.
Leave all these rubbsh

Honestly speaking, there’s no side you’ll support on this and not appear as ‘evil’ . At some point, I was praying for dollar to rise massively against naira , but now, I swear I’m praying against it even though most of my savings are in dollars. You’re still going to use your profit to buy “ owongogo”. Trust me ehn, the disadvantage pass the advantage.

Imagine an iPhone 14 Pro Max which is not supposed to be more than 800k is now almost 1.3m for base memory brand new… a bag of rice is now 65k, not being able to afford a bag of rice with minimum wage is the worst thing that can happen to a country . It means you’ll work for two months without spending a penny before u can own a bag of rice. Now tell me, u go Dey chop the raw rice only ?
Imagine a Camry made 15 years ago is selling for fúcking 6meter toks, shey na life be that?..


In my shop now, I don tell my sale boy to dey update me first before him go sell any market I go quickly ask for price from my plug before selling. Wetin funny pass be say , most time , to restock , you’ll need to add money . Na life be that ?

An extended fam member was sick days ago and when it time to pay the bills , I collected it thinking it’s just chicken change I go chest , I see bills my heart cut, I sha fagidi pay am then stopped picking calls afterwards cos e pass wetin I dey think , I stylishly asked dem nurse say why e cost like this,she said ‘ u no Dey Nigeria ? Everything don cost as Dollar don cost nah’… bro wetin concern dollar concern hospital ?

Pot of soup wey my woman go arrange for 4k before is now 10k and Walai talai she no scam me. Na before I Dey tell am to recount her experience at the market in the name of ‘gisting’ na lie o , I one use style see wether she chop me 😄
And the reality is, even if you manage to beat the inflation due to dollar edging, trust me, if you Dey waka, Dey look back o…


My intention of saving in dollars these days in all honesty is just to reduce inflation effect on my money , not necessarily profit( cos if you look at it very well, you’re not gaining o ).

My papa get am.
They call am Panama